#Decided against it

[a-cat-in-toffee]

might draw their villain outfits next who knows

[daily-tma]

Daily TMA 137 - Becoming the Distortion

[itspikamefan]

Save the Tiger (Morning After Discussions)

(I lied out my ass, the obsession has consumed me and I am going to write this Until my Hyperfixation is dead in the dirt. For now though, a lot has happened since last night... What will the morning of the day bring? Spoilers ahead)

BZZT "Attention Students. The Morning has arrived. Various Facilities have been unlocked once more. You may now wander the building at your leisure." Monomoko announces. Ms.Airi awakens from her bed, her arm stiff in her bandages. Uncomfortable... She unwraps the sticky cloth. Her wounds haven't yet started to close, but the bleeding has at least stopped. She'll certainly need new bandages though.

Knock knock

"Chiba? You awake in there?" A voice calls out. Hama-san... "Yeah. I'm awake." Chiba calls back. "You coming to breakfast?" "Um, yeah. Just give me a minute to get dressed." She calls back. "Alright... Glad to see you atleast went to sleep tonight.” Hama says.

"Yeah it's great. Anyways, I'll be there in 15 minutes. You don't need to wait for me." Chiba says, crawling out of bed. "Seriously? Why are you being so pushy? Do you really not want to see me that badly?" Hama asks annoyed. "No! I just need a bit to get ready! Don't push me!" Chiba huffs. "Whatever, brat. Just hurry up." Chiba huffs as she finally hears Ran walk from the door. She quietly gets dressed out of her Gym Clothes, some blood still stained on the side of her singlet. She quickly buries the bloodied cloth underneath the pile of her normal dirty clothes. (She really needed to learn how to do Laundry one of these days) Being quiet to not alert others, Airi quietly sneaks from her room over to the Nurse's office. However... As she goes to grab the bandages, she is reminded of her one specific problem... She is short... Grunting, CHiba desperately attempts to reach the shelf where the bandages are, but fails at every attempt. She sighs and drags over the nearby stool, climbing on top of it with unsteady feet as she reaches into the cabinet. There. Bandages. She reaches out and grabs the bandage rolls, attempting to climb down when she misses her foot and sends the table and her flyi- *SNATCH* Airi's fall is suddenly interrupted by a pair of hands around her torso. She looks up and sees Hama behind her, an annoyed expression on his face. "Seriously? You could have just asked me if you needed bandages..." Hama frowns. "Wh- Hama! I told you I was getting ready!" "Yeah, in YOUR ROOM! You getting up into trouble in the Nurse's office does not apply the same logic. Speaking of which: What the hell do you need the bandages for? Tamba lent you her climbing gloves so I can't imagine they're for your hands." "It's none of your business!" "Why? You plan on using them for a costume or something?" "Wh- NO?! Why would I use Bandages for something stupid like that?!" "You hurt yourself then? It wouldn't make sense cause you've got no-" Ran's annoyance is suddenly interrupted as a look of panic washes over his face. He looks down at Chiba. "What happened?" Hama asks. "It's none of your business, like I said!" Chiba insists. "Show me where you got hurt!" "It's nothing! Leave me alone!" Chiba says, trying to struggle out. "Chiba, show me what happened dammit!" "No! I know what's going to happen! You're going to hurt her!" "'Her'?! Someone did this to you?!" "Let go of me!" Chiba insists. Hama ignores her and instantly rolls up Chiba's sleeves, exposing the injuries on her right forearm. Hama's expression drops as he sees the large bloodied claw marks carved into Chiba's forearm. "...Who... Who did this?" Hama asks. "No one! Leave me alone!" "Chiba! Tell me right now or I swear to god!" Hama sks angrily. "No! I don't want you to hurt her! If I tell you what happened then you're going to them!" "I..." Hama's expression softens as he takes a deep breath. "I... won't hurt them. I promise. I just want to know what happened." "You promise?! Pinky Promise?!" "Y-yeah... Pinky Promise." Hama says, holding out his pinky.

Chiba goes in to promise, but stops. "Show me your other hand, prove to me you're not jinxing it." "What? Seriously?!"

"You have to!" Hama rolls his eyes and sets Chiba on the ground, showing his free hand, uncrossed as he holds out his pinky. Chiba nods and secures the promise with a gentle shake. "Now then... What happened?" "Last night... While I was climbing. Harada and Sawa came to watch me. And... I made it up."

"Congrats... That doesn't explain the injury though." "While I was making my way through the vents, Sawa got an overdose on the adrenaline... She climbed up into the vent with me, even though Harada tried to stop her. And then... She tried to leap at me... And slash my throat." Hama's expression goes pale, his face terrified. "Sawa... tried to kill you?" "Y-yeah... But I protected myself! I covered my neck with my forearm, and Sawa only attacked me once. So... I was fine, and so was Sawa. It just... really hurts a lot now." "...Shit. This fucking motive." Hama growls. "Yeah. I just... I didn't want anyone to hurt Harada or Sawa. It's not their fault... Harada, he tried his best..." "Fuck... Is that why Harada wasn't at breakfast?!" Hama asks. "W-what?" "You didn't know? Harada failed to show up for Breakfast. Everyone's been looking for him!" "Y-you don't think he-" "Of course not. From what you told me... He probably feels guilty... Even if it wasn't either of their faults... He probably feels responsible for your injury..." "He... He said something like that last night..."

"Yeah. Thought so." Hama stretches. "Come on... Let's go get Harada."

"Where are we going?" "It's pretty obvious." Chiba, still not quite sure, begins to quietly follow Hama in tow to where they were going. While they walked, she quietly bandaged her arm up, with a little assistance from the Demonologist, allowing her to have a much more secure bandage than last time. Finally, the two stop outside of Harada's room. As Hama tries for the door... He realizes it's locked. "Oh for fucks sake... KEIZOU! It's me! Open the door!" Silence. "Everyone's fucking worried about you. And I know you care too much about all these idiots to let them worry. Atleast come let them know you're alive." "...Go away." Hama makes a "See?" gesture at Chiba. Chiba responds with a huff. "Come on man! You need to at least get some food." "...Me and Sawa have enough food in here to survive till Nighttime. We'll be fine." "Yeah, the free-range Tiger will definitely be fine trapped inside a small rooming enclosure. Come on, Keizou, be serious." "Leave me alone." "Tch, idiot." Hama growls.

"Harada! Please come out! We all just want to see you!" Chiba calls out. "I'm doing this for you Chiba! I'm trying to keep you safe! You fully know why!" "Haradaaaa... Come on man. You and I both know you're going to lose this." Hama insists. "Just go away! Sawa, no! Stop scratching at the door!" Much to point, Chiba notices Sawa's tiny fluff paw sticking out from underneath the door, her mrrps and meows moving out from behind the wall. "Harada... Please. Just talk to us." Chiba insists. "I am talking to you! And I'm telling you to go away so I can't hurt anyone else!" Hama sighs. "I'm gonna get in so much shit for this." "Wha-" Before Chiba can react, Hama suddenly punches his hand directly through the door to Harada's room. She jumps as Hama sticks his hand through the door and opens the locked door from the inside. As he opens the door, Sawa circles around Hama and Chiba's feet, blessed to see her two favorite humans once more. Over on the bed however, Harada's backpack and hat have been set aside, with the Zoologist himself curled up in a blanket with a solemn look on his face. "Harada-san..." Chiba mumbles. "I thought I said to leave me alone." He mumbles, turning over. "Yeah, we aren't doing this." Hama says, going over to Harada's bed. In one swift move, he rips the sheets off of Harada's bed. Harada stares up at him, flustered.

"Wh- Hey! You can't just go ripping off people's blankets like that! What if I was naked under there?!" Hama seems to consider the prospect in detail for a moment, before shrugging. "Well, you aren't. So what's the big deal?" "S-still! I told you to leave me alone. Me and Sawa are better off here. Where neither of us can hurt anyone." Harada insists. "Oh for gods sake... It was an accident." "An accident that was MY FAULT! If Chiba hadn't reacted in time she could have died! And it would have been all my fault! I'm a threat, an idiot! I could have killed her!" Harada cries. "But you didn't! And it's not like Yanagi where you fucking snapped. It was an accident! Nobody is gonna fucking like it if you disappear." "They were willing to lock Yanagi up, what the hell is the problem with locking me up exactly?!?!" "Because unlike that pretentious asshole, WE want you around! We want Sawa around! We wanna fucking see you!" "Yeah... I'm sure everyone's gonna wanna see me when they find out what happened to Chiba..." "For fucks sake man I WANT TO SEE YOU!" Hama suddenly shouts. "You think I don't fucking care about you?! Chiba told me everything that happened, she even made me fucking pinky promise not to touch you or Sawa. Not that I'd even fucking want to! Because you're my... My friend! I care about you and Chiba both, and I'm not leaving this fucking room until you get your ass out of that bed and into the Dining Hall!!!" "What's up with the hesitation? You had to force yourself to say I'm your friend?" "No! It's just... my feelings happen to be more complicated then that... A lot more than that..."

The room is quiet. Then Harada realizes. Then Hama realizes Harada realized. Hama blushes. Harada blushes harder. Chiba... Is still very confused. "So... Are you going to come to breakfast, Harada? Please?"

"Y-yeah... Can you... give me and Hama-san some alone time though?" "...Why?" "No reason... You can take Sawa for breakfast if it helps." Chiba smiles at the realization as she scoops up Sawa, being careful in holding her as she trots with the tiger out of the room. Heading to the Dining Hall with Sawa in hand, Chiba spots Tamba, Hiroaki, and Okazaki wandering in the dining hall. She smiles and sits down at the table. "Hey everyone!" CHiba smiles. "Hey Chiba, nice to see you and... Sawa?" Tamba asks confused. "Wow... Harada-san must really trust you to let you bring Sawa out on your own without him. And after last night no less..." Okazaki says surprised. "Yeah... Apparently him and Hama wanted to talk about something in private. He let me take Sawa to breakfast in exchange for a private conversation between them." Chiba explains. "Private conversation?" Tamba asks. "Huh... Wonder if they're having sex." Hiroaki hums. "NAKAMIGAWA!" "It's a solid possibility." "HANANO?! Not you too!" "...Oh. So... you think Harada and Hama... Like-like eachother?" Chiba asks. "Basically." Hiroaki shrugs. "Essentially." Okazaki nods. "I- ...Yeah." Tamba sighs. "I wanted to avoid it, but I keep seeing the glances the two are giving each other nowadays... Same glances that Hiroaki keeps giving Ojima." "Hey! Leave me out of this!" Hiroaki insists. "It makes sense." Okazaki says, returning to the main topic. "The two of them started to bond over their sense of protecting you... And then they slowly found some other common ground." "...I guess. Does that mean they'll stop hanging out with me?"

"Quite the opposite, I imagine. I'd think they'd both start to hang around you whenever the pther wanted to hang out. Both to hang out with you, and to hang out with the other." Okazaki says.

"Oh! That sounds fun!" "Doesn't it?" Okazaki smiles. "I wish I had parental figures like that." "Lmao, imagine being Motherless." Hiroaki jokes. "Implying your mother's a good person." "Don't you DARE drag my Mom's good name! Only I can do that!" Chiba giggles as Tsuno quietly arrives from the Kitchen, holding a bowl of cereal for Chiba, and a plate holding a couple steaks for Sawa. The pair dig into their meals as two familiar presences walk into the room. "Huh. Oh, good morning Hama and Harada-san." Chiba turns and sees that, indeed, Hama and Harada-san entered the cafeteria... With one notable difference. Hama now wearing a sleeveless white T shirt... And Harada wearing Hama's jacket. "H-hi." Harada stutters, his face noticably flushed with embarassment. "You guys having a good breakfast?" Hama asks. "Yup! Wanna join us?!" Chiba asks, smiling. The pair nod as they sit to the left of Sawa, Harada moving close to his kitten. However, from what Chiba notices, she notices Keizou and Ran's hands are intertwined beneath the desk... She smiles.

[born2b-beheaded]

i cant feel.my legs

That's probably not good

[angrybatart]

Finished.

[tabbycalliber]

ive redrawn this dude a lot over the years but he never gets any less cute, that being said his original design was...something

[salemoleander]

Translations of each of Martyn's power cards in his episode!

(originals done by @cherrifire; I've omitted her character art, if/when she posts the full card screens those should be what you rb, this is just to get some translations out there in the meantime)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[rotyolk]

brazilian miku butchification beeeeeaaaaaamm

[doodled0g]

memewashing

(alts for first one under cut)

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[puppyeared]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[fence-time]

Uhh funny caption :3

[fryknave]

love this type of post

[anyasters]

i am in an ambulance. why are we talking about gnf penis. and why are we doing it without me

[tskva]

playing an evil character but u keep helping ppl anyway