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elitist-asshole · 9 months ago

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i think part of what makes hunger games so compelling is that instead of “i would kill for you” vs “i would die for you” being two different romantic interests they’re the same person and they add a third option in a different person “i would change the world for you”

#almost tweeted this #then i realized it was better suited for this ecosystem #the hunger games #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #katniss and peeta #katniss and gale #thg katniss #btw i am talking about peeta in the first half of this run on sentence #peeta is both i would die for you and i would kill for you #gale my beloved #the revolutionary #i would always pick him

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arctic-hands · 4 months ago

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Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.

Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart

#food recalls #remember that tweet by some right wing influencer who went to Cuba and bemoaned there was only 1 brand of canned tomatoes?#anyway all the 'different' brands almost always come from the same factory that's why recalls are so devastating #food monopoly #illusion of choice #food recall

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artistic-cocoon · 5 months ago

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Saw someone on twt say they wanted to see Percy drawn like Yusuf Dikec and I couldn't help myself

#My art #Critical Role #Critical Role fanart #Vox Machina #Percy de Rolo #I have not drawn CR fanart in a hot minute but that tweet activated me like a sleeper agent #Also I think I got the little lore stuff right? I almost put Whitestone on the shirt but I looked and Whitestone becomes part of Tal'Dorei #So I think this is technically more right #Someone correct me if I'm wrong and I'll change it. because it WILL bother me if I'm wrong #Edit: I decided it's fine as is #Unless god himself (Matthew Mercer) comes down and tells me how the Olympics would work in Exandria I'm leaving it like this

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes?????#polls #*r

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lizardsfromspace · 11 months ago

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One of my fave narratives of the writer's strike was watching every studio-friendly Hollywood news source go ":( this movie was delayed due to the mean ol' strike", meanwhile random Wallace and Gromit-obsessed Twitter account DiscussingFilm would include "because studio executive, [executive name], refuses to pay workers fairly out of greed" on literally every piece of news, no matter how tangential to the strike, and anyway I'm pleased to see they're still at it

#twitter #film #movies #anti jkr #almost makes me feel sorry for editing their tweets into a hoax about Godzilla and King Kong fucking

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anyasters · 1 year ago

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i am in an ambulance. why are we talking about gnf penis. and why are we doing it without me

#almost tweeted this #decided against it #it goes here #belongs #anyways

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muchtodoonterror · 4 months ago

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#the terror #edward little #edward little and the terrible horrible no good very bad expedition #the original tweet featured lotr and frodo baggins respectively and i almost felt bad editing it because i love them so much but also

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myoonmii · 6 months ago

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I was inspired (gay thoughts)

#merlin #merthur #fem merthur #genderbent merthur #merlin with messy wild curly hair my beloved #i will only imagine her as such #imagine the halfhearted jests arthur would make about the state of her hair #arthur has her hair in a braid almost always but anytime she takes it out for bed merlin nearly faints #its very etheral #merlin brushing/washing arthur's hair send tweet #love gay people #i think they should kiss #save me sapphic merthur #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin fanart #merthur fanart #merlin sketch

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shadowed-yet-vibrant · 5 months ago

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It’s fascinating how little the US at large knew about Walz before this week, but at the same time… it makes sense. He wasn’t their governor. They haven’t seen the incredible work he’s done first-hand, and they haven’t had years to appreciate his authentic charm.

He’s never been a politician who sought out the limelight - everything Minnesota has done in this historic year of progressive legislation and policy has been relatively quiet. He’s not on the road jockeying for the latest sound byte on CNN or some podcast - he’s working to implement the policies people want. He’s tweeting about Mountain Dew. He’s at the state fair eating fried food and talking to his constituents. This is the governor we know. A man who cares deeply about the work he does and the people he represents, not the fame, not the clicks.

He’s genuine. Minnesotans know that. Now it’s time to sell that to the rest of the country.

#tim walz #Walz #almost every morning living here in MN is reading about a new victory in the news #for the people for the state for those most in need #I took it for granted and didn’t realize the rest of the country didn’t see it #MN is as close as you can get to utopia #and the DFL (dems) got a trifecta and Walz ran with it #but anyway it’s a double edged sword #the reason no one knew about him is good (he puts his head down and cares about doing his job)#but now it’s like… everyone’s got to drink from a firehouse #he’s done so much good it’s impossible to fit in a tweet (what most people can digest)#let’s keep the hype going yeah?#Harris Walz

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moglim · 2 years ago

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video games rlly do make u violent i’ve just been playing junkrat today and now i want to blow shit up irl

#mog speaks #almost tweeted this

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reunitedinterlude · 2 months ago

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