#Dave does it again!

[movietimegirl]

Here's the map of the end credits that someone has translated, the path to Peridea. Love the attention to detail. I didn't realize how close Lothal was to Mandalore 😳

[harpoonsnotspoons]

thanks, mccafferty

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: listen i dont doubt your skills but maybe you and your goon squad should go home, take a nap, and leave all the fighting to the real asskickers around here

VRISKA: Nonsense! My Prospitian 8rigade does not know the meaning of the word “surrender”!

TAVROS: bUT WE’RE WILLING TO LEARN,,,

[that-spider-witch]

My autistic ass is now hyperfocusing so fucking hard on a movie/franchise that's older than me, and not even for reasons that would make me at least sound normal.

Because I'm sorry, excuse me, I beg your pardon, I like my morally dubious AI characters and I like my shipping, but this is... Excuse me, what the fuck. What the actual fuck.

Look, I knew going in that shipping HAL 9000 and Dave together was a thing in the fandom. But, I mean... That's what fandoms do. I've been around the bloke, I know fandoms can and will literally ship anything. And I do mean anything. So when I saw that there were people shipping the astronaut and the red camera lens AI from that one science fiction movie that gets referenced everywhere together, I thought it was just... a fandom thing. As in, that it had no actual basis on the actual canon. That it was a fandom doing fandom things.

Let me tell you, my ass was NOT ready.

No one had ever told me that there were books.

No one had ever fucking told me that there was a SEQUEL.

"I'm afraid" "Don't be, we'll be together" THAT'S DIALOGUE THAT YOU'D EXPECT TO FIND IN LIKE, A FIX-IT SLASH FANFIC ON AO3 OR SOMETHING

BUT NO! BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, THAT LINE IS FUCKING CANON

How am I supposed to function like a normal human being now? Seriously, how?

2001: A Space Odyssey is like one of those movies that absolutely everyone knows but few have actually seen. And even less people seem to know or care about the books or that there's a sequel. I for one I didn't even knew 2010 existed until this week! I. Was. Not. Ready.

I'm cursed now. I've been cursed.

I'm cursed because now if/when I'm asked about what movies I've been watching recently, or about what science fiction media do I like, and I say 2001, then most normal people are gonna either admit they haven't seen it because it is just so pretentious and long (which... fair), admit that they haven't seen it but think they already know everything there is to know about it anyways because it has been referenced to death, or they will be like "Oh, that one's a classic! HAL is so creepy, what a horrifying villain!" or "That's the movie with the evil red eye robot, right?" or stuff like that.

And I'm just gonna be sitting there all awkward, thinking "They don't know about my "Don't worry. We'll be together" brainrot..."

[kabutoden]

scribbles of theodochia in a pink pony outfit and scorpi with his godtier, lusus and weapon (knight of hope, six-eyed crow+buster sword)(designed by xonn)

[interoteme]

Bunch of doodles from last night, Chip has this specific look in my head

[noahtally-famous]

kinda (very) ironic that the two allegedly "normal guys" in the total drama franchise have some of the most concerning lore/personalities

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

[insufferable-homestuck]

godd i forget that rose talks like a maniac.. sometimes her sentences are drawn out to sound smarter but just make less sense.. girl you don't need to be doing all that..

[ziracona]

Thinking for the rest of my life how S1 of TWDG begins with Lee in cuffs, life over, because of a man he just killed, who took a girl he loved, and ends with Lee in cuffs, life over, because of a man he just killed, who took a girl he loves, but literally everything about that string of statements has so utterly changed meaning, the end could not be farther from the start. The bookend of finishing right where you started, and nowhere near it.

Both the first and last line in the game are spoken to Lee, about Lee, and reflect regret towards the end of his life, but even the flavor of regret could not be more distant. “I reckon you didn’t do it,” and “(I’ll miss you) - Me too,” do not even share a sadness. The first legacy, remarked on throughout season 1, would have been ‘murderer.’ The real one is so far the opposite, his ghost carries every person who survives for the rest of the series. I hear it described as about redemption, but the focus is never once in the game about Lee making up for something. You never even really know what he did or if it was merited. The game is a second life, and culminates in a stranger accusing Lee of having no right to live or have someone who loves him for every single thing he’s done wrong since the game began, no matter how unfair the accusation, and about that being bullshit. About it being enough, what he did for Clementine, for everyone, for himself. It’s about salvation, maybe. Of the self, by the self, from ruin, through meaning in love and caring for other people, no matter their endings or yours. Ben always dies, but it mattered. Omid always dies, but it mattered. Duck, Carly, Katya, Mark, Doug, always die, but it mattered. And Clementine always lives, and that does too. Lee always dies. It just takes the course of a season. But he’s not lost anymore when he does.

[nintendont2502]

It's actually so so important that Alpha Dave Strider is kinda weird and pathetic. To me, anyway.

[specialmouse]

lgbt people need to stop thinking in terms of black and white and by that i mean stop thinking our oppression as directly analogous to the oppression of black people by white people it's not the same !

[zappedbyzabka]

Okay so maybe a little of Johnny getting chloroformed and dragged away and such does it for me alr

[cherrylight]

do you think he misses me........ ? maybe ..... maybe he's upset with me... i don't know. all i know is that he still means so much to me...

i don't know... i'm so bad at gushing about characters that mean a lot to me on here.... i just say things and go into immediate keysmashing... i also don't really follow ho/me/stu/ck anymore... like i haven't followed canon in such a long time so at this point dave's simply full with my own headcanons and interpretations of his character..... however still going by canon because i'm never normal about ANYTHING

i think he's so wonderful.... i think he deserves a lot of nice things... i'm so unsure how talk about him because i am tired.... but he is lovely. i love him. i wish i can do him justice... or write cute silly drabbles about us... but i am terrified of doing anything ever lately... i'm also too distracted and my brain feels like it's going into overdrive.... just so much happening up in there....

i'm sure dave would somehow in his own way sneakily manage to curate a mixtape for me of sounds to ease my mind because it's always constantly buzzing... he'll like just casually offer it to me and act like it's absolutely nothing but is freaking out over it. or something. actually.

i never liked it how people were like "dave freaks out all the time" "dave would do something nice and freak out" or whatever... like yeah he freaks out and in general is too hyper-aware of his surroundings, but i also don't think he'd consistently freak out on offering something because he wants the person to feel better even if he may or may not have a crush on them.... i have too many thoughts about him maybe i can make a post fully about him if i'm brave enough.

he's aloof but also a complete dork, but to me he's always the "casual down-to-earth" type of guy, mostly from his entire speech of him not wanting to be the knight of time and rather be just some guy. so maybe that's why.

talking too much about him. this is my longest post i think... of like any f/o without me feeling like i'm being too much or too annoying.

i just miss him too much. been kind of thinking about him lately. it's okay. i love him to bits. this also feels strange. but it's okay. i need to get out of my comfort zone. i hope dave knows i will love him forever. or something. i don't know. um. i just hope he knows he is my entire world. yeah. my silly crow boy i love you <3

[gatlingartificer]

I think it's interesting that Dave is actually. super unimportant as a character, just there to make sure things happen correctly which means he's been delegated to the background doing a bunch of random chores. like a gear in the machine if you will. he has no story to tell or story he has to tell. maybe because Terezi hijacked his story maybe because the time shit gave him extreme levels of apathy

^ idiot got isolated by his own abilities