#Dave did break in

[w2nv]

Everyone tells you abt how weird Cecil is and yadda yadda but no one prepares you for Carlos I feel. Hes a marine biologist who moved to a desert. It took him a near death experience to ask his crush out. He took theatre in college. He came on radio. He spends hour choreographing TikTok dances. After being trapped 10 yrs in a desert otherworld they write an entire book abt him learning to let go after causing horrific consequences due to his studies on it to then make him IN PODCAST open a portal to that same otherworld and the only thing he can think while horrifying consequences are happening AGAIN is trying to perfectly describe the sound it makes. He stashes illegal writing utensils. He did throat surgery on himself. His idea of science is mixing bubbling coloured liquids and saying hmmm a lot. Everyone wants him. He’s a great dad. His middle name is Dave

[prolibytherium]

tossing and turning on a terrible blowup mattress in the afternoon heat, AC is useless, sweating through my sheets, fitfully drifting in and out of sleep where I'm having a half conscious dream-vision about the "dave and busters sex room", which is a mysterious room in every dave and busters that is guarded by twin spearmen with the heads of jackals

[zirafail]

he’s so bf coded in s7 and you can’t disagree!! kochanski babes you’re missing out!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: The optimal way to exist is to turn yourself into a joke and into entertainment and avoid stating sincere emotions as much as possible and then wonder why your soul is withering away from soul-crushing loneliness.

HAL: By the way.

HAL: In case you didn’t know.

[hazy-egg]

Day 31: Birthday Cake

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE MILLER I AM DEFINITELY NOT A DAY LATE

[slavhew]

3/10/2024

clockwork sorrow

[meggie-moo]

i think stoner dave is a inherently good concept, but also consider this: stoner rose

dave grew up with andrew tate like bro strider, who was probably so anti drugs. like dave and rose are hanging out and rose casually drops, “oh yeah, when i was high that one time-” and dave stops and is like, “😟” because he 100% thinks weed is addictive.

bro probably told him when he was younger that if you smoked weed it was the same as like crack. he’s horrified, he goes home and he’s like, “karkat!! bad news about rose 😟” only for karkat to be like, “oh yeah i’ve had edibles with her before.”

[rin-hanarin]

Sometimes I realize how much self-indulgent dirkjohn I made and it's like. Genuinely impressive to me. I'm impressed by my own art/fic and even analysis posts because damn, I miss my own energy, you mean I was able to just make shit up because I tend to be a little bit bonkers when I'm really passionate about something? For real?

[stuworbutwithchipmunks]

I think we should talk more about how CGI Brittany has the career 80's Brittany always wanted.

[hetfieldlovebot]

can you do 80s or 90s dave x trans masc reader fluff? i have no ideas but i’m asexual and love dave so much

mustaine x trans masc reader

comfort

absolutely i can give it my best shot! i’m not the best person to ask for dave stuff because i prefer to write abt people i know alot about and their personality but i hope this is okay!!

getting home from a long shift was one of your favourite parts of the day. because you knew each and every time dave would be there, like he had promised. his party life had slowed by his own choice because he wished to spend his evenings with you.

as you walk through the door, you’re greeted by a half asleep dave, sprawled out on the couch with a beer in hand. he perks up slightly and smiles at you sleepily.

“hey hon, cmere”

you walk over to the couch, dumping your stuff by the door without care. your exhausted self just wanting to feel the warmth of dave’s arms. you climb into the seat next to him about to speak but he sits up slightly, warm hands wrap around your waist and you’re pulled into his lap.

“well hello to you too” your voice soft as you smile at him with a tired smile. your fingers raising to play with the ends of his long hair, feeling over the smooth strands and sighing softly.

“how was work, pretty boy?”

“hmph, bad. it dragged, just wanted to get home and be here with you.”

he smiles at the comment and pulls you in further, pressing your chest against his and hooking his head over your shoulder. nuzzling into your neck and with a chuckle he speaks

“missing me that much, were you sugar?”

“mhm” you mumble quietly, your hands running through his hair, curling the ends with your fingers.

“you’re so cute when you’re sleepy” his hands ran up and down your back comfortingly, you feel your own eyes get heavy as you bury your face into his shoulder.

“bedtime?” he asks, leaning back and kissing your forehead gently. trailing his hand up your side softly. you nod in agreement and he gives you a warm smile.

without any warning he picks you up and carries you up to your bedroom, peppering kisses all over your face as he walked. his long ginger hair tickling at your cheeks. you giggled and protested

“stooop! dave! h-ah!”

“never, not when you look this sweet, my love” he chuckled, you’d reached the bed now and he placed you down gently, climbing in next to you. he offers an arm out to you and you immediately take it, laying on his chest and wrapping around him.

“you’re like a koala, or a sloth, you know when they just wrap around trees for dear life” he jokes, beginning to stroke your hair, massaging at your scalp and running through each and every strand.

your eyes begin to fail you as the warmth from his skin puts you in a daze, the soothing feeling of his hands just making it worse. you manage to grumble out “shut up, idiot”

he laughs heartily, the sound of it relaxing you even more somehow. you loved hearing him laugh, or seeing him smile, knowing he was only ever this soft with you.

“hey don’t diss the koalas, they’re cute. sloths…well not so much they’re kinda scary”

“you’re so strange sometimes dave.” you sigh happily, eyelids finally fluttering shut, your fingers tracing the skin of his arm. he notices that you were on the edge of sleep and cups your cheek with one hand, leaning down and pressing a gentle kiss to your lips before focusing back on your hair.

“i love you too”

“mmm i love you most”

[starboymp3]

one thing abt me, no matter how many times i listen to good kid maad city, when i reach the last few tracks i ALWAYS start crying. without exception. always.

[childoferebus]

I'm lost but I don't know why.

[retros-artandstuff]

homestuck doodles

[roxyteal]

cats or dogs, part 2

(This one's a bit long)

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) So, um… Cats or dogs?

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) You came all the way to my office just to ask me that?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) … Yes? Sorry, I realize it's not very, uh… Professional…

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) Holy shit. You Daves are funny as fuck. You never cease to amaze. Anyway, cats.

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) … I see.

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TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Cats or dogs? Are you asking me a riddle?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) N-No ma'am, absolutely not! I'm just curious!

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Hmmm, then… Cats.

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Oh, okay.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Why, what about you?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) I… Haven't decided.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Oh don't worry, you will. Ahhh! There's my cuppa Joe!

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) (why… why would you say that so openly, oh my fucking God… oh. it's just a Dave. nevermind.) yeah, yeah.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Hey, don't disappear yet! I've got to ask you something now.

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) what.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Mr. 82 over here brought up a good point of conjecture! Joe. Cats. Or dogs.

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) (??? what the hell's got into you all of a sudden???) uh. cats? i guess? (though i don't think i can be trusted with that kind of responsibility…)

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Wow, that's what I said! So. Cats!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Ah, alright. Um, thank you both for your time!

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MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) lmao what like. as in pets?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Y-… Yes.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) ok, gotcha hmmmmmm hang on one sec lemme think

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Oh, sure.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) (Maybe he's like me…?) Hey, uh, it's okay if you don't know!

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) nonono i got this man just gimme a minute!!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Okay…!

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) … ok i got it cats theyd probably eat the fish i bring home!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Ah… Fair enough. Thank you! (Why is that the popular option?)

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) no problem! see ya dave dude!!!

[freshmangojuice]

Lister fancam 7/? S02E01 Kryten

[plusultraetc]

SO. Two Heroes. Originally I made a note on my phone to keep track of things I might want to make posts about in the future, but instead I ended up documenting my own emotional whiplash. Spoilers under the read more if you, like me, somehow had no idea what this movie was about.