cats or dogs, part 2
(This one's a bit long)
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
So, um… Cats or dogs?
Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI)
You came all the way to my office just to ask me that?
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
… Yes?
Sorry, I realize it's not very, uh… Professional…
Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI)
Holy shit.
You Daves are funny as fuck. You never cease to amaze.
Anyway, cats.
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
… I see.
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TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Cats or dogs? Are you asking me a riddle?
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
N-No ma'am, absolutely not! I'm just curious!
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Hmmm, then… Cats.
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Oh, okay.
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Why, what about you?
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
I… Haven't decided.
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Oh don't worry, you will.
Ahhh! There's my cuppa Joe!
usernameidfk🥃 (@JOE_5)
(why… why would you say that so openly, oh my fucking God…
oh. it's just a Dave. nevermind.)
yeah, yeah.
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Hey, don't disappear yet! I've got to ask you something now.
usernameidfk🥃 (@JOE_5)
what.
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Mr. 82 over here brought up a good point of conjecture!
Joe. Cats. Or dogs.
usernameidfk🥃 (@JOE_5)
(??? what the hell's got into you all of a sudden???)
uh. cats? i guess?
(though i don't think i can be trusted with that kind of responsibility…)
TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA)
Wow, that's what I said!
So. Cats!!
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Ah, alright.
Um, thank you both for your time!
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MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
lmao what
like. as in pets?
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Y-… Yes.
MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
ok, gotcha
hmmmmmm
hang on one sec lemme think
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Oh, sure.
MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
(Maybe he's like me…?)
Hey, uh, it's okay if you don't know!
MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
nonono i got this man
just gimme a minute!!!
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Okay…!
MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
… ok i got it
cats
theyd probably eat the fish i bring home!
Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82)
Ah… Fair enough. Thank you!
(Why is that the popular option?)
MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR)
no problem! see ya dave dude!!!
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