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roxyteal · 4 months ago

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cats or dogs, part 2

(This one's a bit long)

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) So, um… Cats or dogs?

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) You came all the way to my office just to ask me that?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) … Yes? Sorry, I realize it's not very, uh… Professional…

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) Holy shit. You Daves are funny as fuck. You never cease to amaze. Anyway, cats.

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) … I see.

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TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Cats or dogs? Are you asking me a riddle?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) N-No ma'am, absolutely not! I'm just curious!

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Hmmm, then… Cats.

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Oh, okay.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Why, what about you?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) I… Haven't decided.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Oh don't worry, you will. Ahhh! There's my cuppa Joe!

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) (why… why would you say that so openly, oh my fucking God… oh. it's just a Dave. nevermind.) yeah, yeah.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Hey, don't disappear yet! I've got to ask you something now.

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) what.

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Mr. 82 over here brought up a good point of conjecture! Joe. Cats. Or dogs.

usernameidfk🌙 (@JOE_5) (??? what the hell's got into you all of a sudden???) uh. cats? i guess? (though i don't think i can be trusted with that kind of responsibility…)

TheIambicPentameter🖊️(@MISSBALDINA) Wow, that's what I said! So. Cats!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Ah, alright. Um, thank you both for your time!

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MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) lmao what like. as in pets?

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Y-… Yes.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) ok, gotcha hmmmmmm hang on one sec lemme think

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Oh, sure.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) (Maybe he's like me…?) Hey, uh, it's okay if you don't know!

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) nonono i got this man just gimme a minute!!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Okay…!

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) … ok i got it cats theyd probably eat the fish i bring home!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) Ah… Fair enough. Thank you! (Why is that the popular option?)

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDCELLAR) no problem! see ya dave dude!!!

#baldis basics #BBAU #WTTW #in-character post #dave 82 #viktor #baldina #joe 5 #(who???)#denied #hi baldina #breaking: after a million years i figured something out for joe (well joe 5 anyway)#to explain very quickly: joe 5 is the 5th joe to arrive but he didnt merge with the current joe. his entourage did though #it results in quite possibly the worst outcome of merging/not merging imaginable #one day id like to explore joe 5s life although he would probably be the most depressing #somehow moreso than dave 1 and aldurra #ANYWAY dave has not been properly introduced to billys family yet (including denied) so denied has no idea who he is #later on dave would recognize him immediately but denied only vaguely does #lastly none of these guys wouldve had “usernames” yet but fuck it we ball

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