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so in wave!verse im assuming (from the vague cass and damian mentions) that everyone gets involved in batfam shenanigans one way or another, but since the age order seems to be intact, what do you imagine dick is up to in this universe? is he living his best circus life? was he unceremoniously blasted to another dimension? does he simply not exist?
Unceremoniously blasted to another dimension....can you imagine. What other dimension would that even be. How mean could you possibly get.
jklsjdf so Cass was always in this verse for me as StephCass endgame, and I came really close to having the epilogue be told from a modern day Duke's POV (2023 We Are Robin reporting for duty o7). I decided on Damian after realizing how incredibly funny it would be. He probably makes a ~2006 debut, and either he ruins Jason's life or Jason ruins his life. Those were all designed individually. I liked the idea of having the story focus around the "Outsider Robins" (Jason, Steph, and Damian), and put the spotlight on the characters who are just a little less palatable. And for the more straight laced characters to have their opportunity to go bugfuck. So a) it would be mean not to fit Dick in, and b) this is an opportunity to go really weird with Dick.
We Are Robin is a comics plotline/event/thing that's really good, it's about Duke leading an army of random teenagers to all take up the mantle of Robin and lead organized action against the forces of evil/grown-ups/gentrification. I think Dick is a natural born leader, is very frustrated from being barred from his superhero dreams (he is nine), and needs to garner as much attention and cause as much trouble as physically possible. One thing leads to another.
So: Dick does exist. I don't think he becomes Robin (he is nine, and by the time he's old enough he's already mobilized an army of Robins and the whole thing seems a little moot). I do think he starts the #WeAreRobin hashtag and increases Gotham teen delinquency/activism rates by 500%. I do think Dick is both an openly Rich Kids of Instagram influencer and a stealth #Robin influencer who organizes masses of delinquent children around Gotham to take up arms and fight for their homeland. He picks up a truly impressive and increasingly improbable graffiti habit, conducts stealth warfare against the ruling class (hypocritically), and annoys the Riddler to death. He is intensely likable and uses this power exclusively for evil. He gets kidnapped a truly impressive number of times and makes everybody regret it. Damian is, somehow, always put in charge of babysitting him. Damian would have assumed that it would be easier to prevent a nine year old from conducting civil disobedience and some light domestic terrorism. He would be wrong. Dick protests that he only held the mayor hostage a little. Bruce is terrified of Dick. Damian wonders why he is the only one who doesn't scare Bruce.
#it's cuz there's nothing scary about a sword.#you know what IS scary?#extraversion.#dick: “Dami YOU could be Batman and MOI could be ROBIN and it could be SO GOOD -”#damian: “i would rather eat glass”#dick: “I know how to eat glass :D”#damian: “this is why i would rather eat glass”#my writing#my asks#the idea of damian being the butt of every joke is increasingly funny to me#every time Dick swan dives off a roof to catch a messenger pigeon in mid-air who's carrying a secret message from his spies#Damian is blamed.#Damian crying: “HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO MAKE DICK STOP JUMPING OFF ROOFS”#Damian's best if you make him a wet cat I think
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Tales of Conquest, Warnings of Fools:
Letters Between Brothers
I found Bruce, we’re on our way back now. ETA 2 days. Have the med-bay prepped.
***
Damian rushed to the Batcave as soon as the alert came through on his phone, he found Grayson doing the same. Everyone had likely gotten the message, but they were the only two close enough to actually get to the Cave and read what was sent. When they arrived, however, they both froze. In big, bold letters on the largest screen was the confirmation that he had been waiting a year for. Drake had found Father, and is bringing him home.
He felt an overwhelming something overcome him. Father’s alive. Father’s okay. Father’s coming back. Drake is bringing Father back.
“Damian!” Grayson shook his shoulders, “Are you okay?”
It took a few more seconds, but Damian nodded his head, “Yes, Richard, I’m fine.”
Richard froze for a second. “What did you..call me?”
“‘Richard’?” Damian raised his eyebrow. “That is your name, isn’t it?” When Richard didn’t answer, standing there with a dumbfounded look on his face, Damian went to the elevator, “I will inform Alfred of Drake’s status report. You should tell the others.” The doors closed behind him, cutting off his view of the Cave, and he found himself able to breathe again.
Father’s coming home.
He was quick to leave the office, making sure the grandfather clock closed behind him. Finding Alfred was easy, telling him about the message Drake just sent was not. He stood dumbly in the kitchen doorway, half in the dining room and half in the kitchen.
“Is there something I can help you with, young master Damian?”
Damian’s mouth felt dry and his eyes felt wet. “Um,” A stutter? Really?
“Young master Damian?” Alfred approached him, “Is everything alright?”
He swallowed. “Yes, Alfred, everything’s fine.”
“Good,” the panic Damian hadn’t noticed left the old man’s face, but there was still an expression of uncertainty. “Drake sent an emergency message: He’s found Father. They’ll be returning in two days. He requested that the medical bay be prepared, but he did not specify.”
Alfred lost some of the composure he so dutifully held. His shoulders slumped and relief fell off of his frame like a weight. He suddenly seemed much older than he ever acted. Between three blinks, he was back to his perfect butler self. “I will have everything ready for your brother’s and father’s return.” he nodded.
Damian nodded back and turned to leave the room. He was numb all the way to his bedroom, only stopping to pet Alfred the cat, but only for a few seconds.
He closed the door behind himself, locking it, before sliding down it to sit on the floor. Father was coming home. He knew that he couldn’t be dead! He knew he wouldn’t have stayed dead! He curled his knees to his chest, wrapped his arms around his legs, buried his face in his knees, and cried.
*
They heard the Batplane before they saw it only because the doors opening to let it land let in a rush of wind.
Only Damian, Alfred, and Richard were in the Cave to receive Father and Drake. Todd hadn’t answered Richard or Alfred in nearly nine months, and the only way they knew he was alive was because Red Hood was still ruling Crime Alley. Gordon had been elated to hear of their return, but was currently otherwise occupied. Cain and Brown were still in Hong Kong, but they had promised to be back as soon as they could.
The next people Richard had contacted had been Superman and Wonder Woman. He alerted them that something had come up and that Batman and Robin would not make it to the meeting on the Watchtower the next day. In a very Batman fashion, he didn’t elaborate and hung up on them.
Damian had to wonder, though, through the preparations of getting everything ready for Father’s and Drake’s return, what would Father think about how everything fell apart after he went missing? Things hadn’t been perfect before, but they had held together. Now, they’d all fallen away from each other, despite Richard’s best efforts. Even then, he’d stopped after four months of almost nothing but rejection and static.
The second the drophatch was fully down, Alfred and Richard were on the plane, loading Father onto a gurney so they could wheel him to the med-bay. It was hardly a fight, with Father being as out of it as he was, so it was a quick process. Soon, Alfred, Richard, and Father were in the medical bay, leaving Damian and Drake together.
It was a quiet few moments, the two watching the three older men from across the Cave until they disappeared behind the door. Finally, Damian turned to Drake. “Thank you,” he said, “for bringing him back.”
Drake scoffed. “It’s not like you ever believed me that he was alive.”
“I did,” he ducked his head down, “but I did not help you, nor did I try to convince the others. For that I-” He’s been working on this part, actually, since Drake sent the notice of return. “-I apologize.”
“You,” Drake asked, his tone full of disbelief, “are apologizing to me?”
He nodded. “I recognize that I have been…uncouth towards you, and I would like to rectify our relationship going forward.” He inwardly scolded himself for sounding so stilted and awkward. Speaking to people had always been Danyal’s area of expertise. “I understand, however, if you would prefer to not have anything to do with me. In which case, I will do my best to stay away.”
Drake was quiet for a few minutes, not moving or speaking. Soon, though, Damian figured his older…brother wanted nothing to do with him, so he started to walk away. He didn’t let his disappointment show, though. He had no business feeling that way. It was his own fault after all, his own actions that pushed Drake away. He pushed everyone away, actually.
“Wait-!” Drake called. Damian turned slightly to face him. “I, uh, do you mean it?”
“Do I mean what, Drake?”
“Wanting to be…friendlier? You really mean it?”
Turning back fully. “Yes,” he didn’t meet his eyes, “When I was with Mother, she taught me to take what should be mine by force and or of elimination. Grandfather, when I saw him, taught me that my weaknesses should be quashed and that the weaknesses of my enemies should be exploited for all they would give. While you have been searching for Father, the Manor has felt empty, cold. It’s not at all what it was when I first arrived and I cannot help but feel as though a part of that is my own fault for pushing everyone away, even before Father went missing. Todd hasn’t communicated with any of us for nearly nine months, Gordon has been busy with her day job and her father, Cain and Brown have been in Hong Kong with low contact, you’ve been MIA for almost a year-!” He hated how tears welled up in his eyes. “Richard has been trying to keep everything together by being someone he was never meant to be, and the one person I was ever allowed to rely on probably hates me!” He hated the sob that escaped him. He hated that he was breaking down.
Drake sighed quietly. “You really are just a kid, huh.” Slowly, he approached Damian and put his hand on his shoulder. “Is this alright?” After a second, there was a nod. He pulled him into a hug, wrapping one arm around his waist and the other around his shoulders to hold his head to his chest. “What about this?” Another nod.
Damian wrapped his arms around Timothy’s waist, burying his face into the older boy’s chest, staining the material with his tears. He hated that he was showing weakness, but he couldn’t really find it in himself to care at the moment. “I just want the Manor to be warm again.” he whispered.
Timothy pet his hair softly. “I know, kid. I think that can be arranged, but I don’t know how long that will take.”
“Promise?”
“Promise.”
Damian sniffled and pulled away, wiping his tears as soon as Timothy’s hands dropped to his sides. “We will not speak of this.”
Timothy chuckled, “Alright.” His right hand moved to hold his bottom left ribs. “First step to taking care of that promise, though,” he wheezed, “is getting me some medical treatment.”
“You’re an idiot, Timothy.” Damian scolded with no heat behind his words. He carefully slid under Timothy’s left arm, lopping his right around his waist to hold him up. “You better not be hurt enough to be at risk of dying.”
“And break my new promise to you?” Timothy sounded offended, though he was smiling. “Never.”
“I will stab you in the spleen.”
“You’d injure me more, brat.”
“That would be the point, yes.”
“Did our heartfelt moment just now mean nothing to you?”
“Seeing as emotions are not labeled on a linear scale, therefore unable to be counted on a negative scale, yes. It meant nothing.”
“You hurt me, brat.”
“Good.”
Quiet covered the two for a moment. “Y’know, this doesn’t make up for the year’s worth of shit you put me through after you first got here, right?”
Damian nodded. “I know.”
“Good.” Timothy’s words were slurring now.
Damian shifted his grip to carry more of the older boy’s weight. “Rest, Timothy. Alfred will look over you when he is done with Father.”
Timothy shook his head. “No. I gotta- file miss’on ‘port.”
“You cannot even see straight, Timothy-”
“‘m bi.”
“...you cannot see gay right now, either. Sleep. You can file a mission report when Alfred clears you.”
“‘ou’re not gon’ let me go, are ya?” Timothy droned tiredly.
“That would be the correct assumption, yes.”
Timothy huffed. “Fine.” Then, he collapsed.
Had Damian not been ready, he would’ve dropped the older vigilante on the Cave’s floor. As it was, he’d already been holding most of his weight. While it was awkward to carry the taller boy the rest of the way across the Cave and into the med-bay, it was not hard.
He ignored the looks he got from Richard and Alfred as he laid Timothy down on an empty cot in the corner of the room furthest from the door. Without saying anything, he left them to go back to the Manor. He stopped by the Batcomputer, though, to see if any of the others had sent anything. There was one from Todd simply reading ‘The old man didn’t die? Tsk’. He left it on the screen and entered the elevator, taking it up to the Manor.
Father’s office was warmer now that the man was back home. The Manor itself seemed to be that much brighter, as though the building was aware of its master’s return. The constant hum of electricity in the walls seemed to have a cheerful not to it. Even the sky he could spy above Gotham City proper was showing dull blue through the smog!
Alfred the cat joined him as he walked up the stairs to his room. It was nestled in the corner a door down from Timothy’s, four doors down and across the hall from Todd’s, four doors down from Richards, two doors down and across the hall from Cain’s, and one door down and across the hall from Brown’s. The doors themselves seemed less imposing as before, ready to re-welcome whoever stayed behind them.
He hesitated in front of his own door, the slab of hardwood looming over him. Steeling himself took a moment too long, but he finally managed to open the door. “There’s nothing to be scared of; it’s just your room.”
Inside, nothing had been disturbed. The traps on the window and around the room lay ready to be set off, and none had been activated or disarmed. He found his attention drawn to his desk between the two windows, the silver chain around his neck feeling heavier by the second.
Danyal would want to know Father is safe and home.
Damian hasn’t even bothered to read Danyal’s last three letters.
Danyal would want to know that he’s okay.
Damian’s a coward.
*
One week after Father returned home, Richard made the official statement to the press. He told them that the Private Investigators they’d hired had found and brought him home. The kidnappers had all been incarcerated.
Father had yet to wake up.
Timothy had awoken three days later, completely cleared for civilian life and desk work. He wasn’t yet allowed to go out as Red Robin, but he did file his mission report. An entire year’s worth of adventures had only taken eighteen hours to log. Damian suspected things had been left out, but he didn’t mention it.
Todd hadn’t sent anything after his initial message, but he was now reading the messages sent to him by Richard.
Cain and Brown could not yet pull themselves from Hong Kong, but they were in near constant contact with Richard, Alfred, or Tim.
Gordon had managed to rejoin them as Oracle the day after Timothy awoke, jumping at the opportunity to talk to any of them.
Damian found a little part of him that was upset by everyone suddenly rushing back together, but he did not have a valid reason to be upset. Richard and Timothy had reason to be upset, and it was not up to Damian to be upset for them. So, he buried that little voice and went on with his routine.
He and Richard were still going out as Batman and Robin, but that would only last until Father was cleared for duty. Then, Father would retake the Batman Cowl, Damian would remain Robin, and Richard would go back to being Nightwing. Honestly, Damian had no idea how to feel about that. He ignored that voice, too. Instead, he focused on the WAR case he’d taken from Richard.
WAR; We Are Robin. A meta-human opened up the movement with his team, eight months ago. He seemed to have realized that Richard had takenFather’s place under the cowl and had acted accordingly. Or, this had always been a plan for him, but that was unlikely because the kid is fourteen and untrained. He acts during the day, leaving the night to the trained vigilanties, and he has a network that spans all of Gotham, probably already branching out into neighboring cities. As soon as he could, Robin reached out with intents to set up a meeting. The response was swift. Three days after Timothy woke up, Robin left the Batcave in the middle of the day to meet R.
He stood on the roof of Wayne Enterprise with Oracle in his ear, ready to call for backup if he needed it. He wouldn’t. After nearly five minutes of waiting, R landed on the rooftop in front of him, several feet of space between them.
The teen moved with all the grace of a sportsman, untrained in combat, but not wasting a single movement or breath. His suit was yellow and black, the visor of his helmet tinted white, and the Robin R sat proudly in the middle of his chest. The red stood out garishly against the bright yellow
“Robin,” the teen greeted.
“R,” Robin nodded back.
“I’m surprised,” R’s stance was casual, but ready to move at a moment's cue. “Last I heard, Batman was hunting down those of us involved in WAR. Then, he stops and I get a message from you a few months later. What do I owe the pleasure?”
Robin hoped that this child wasn’t nearly this insufferable as a civilian. He sniffed, still new to the whole negotiating aspect of vigilantism. “I wish to invite you to work with us.”
There was a beat. “Excuse me?”
Robin continued. “Batman has a rule of no meta’s in Gotham because the danger the city poses to you could potentially make you a threat to the citizens. You operating within city limits has upset him, naturally, but it has done the city good.”
R stared at him for a few seconds. “Does he know you’re here?”
“No, but he will if I need him to.”
Another few beats. “Alright, I’ll bite.”
Unfamiliar with the phrase, Robin ignored it. “In exchange for wearing the Bat Symbol on your chest, you will be under Batman’s protection, and, by extension, the protection and assistance of everyone who wears the symbol.”
“You don’t wear the bat,”
“It goes without saying that I work for and with Batman. I do not need the symbol when the title is enough.”
“If you say so, kid.”
“I do.”
“What will the big bad Bat think about you going off on your own like this?”
“He trusts my judgment,” Richard does, at least. Sometimes. “He will leave you alone as long as I can vouch for you. I will do so as long as you follow Batman’s rules to the best of your ability.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means that as long as you are wearing the bat on your chest, you work for and with Batman and his allies. Courtesies extended to us will be extended to you, and vice versa. Once you are cleared, our identities will be shared between each other and your training will begin.”
“Whoa, whoa, wait. Training? Revealing identities? Isn’t that a bit too far ahead to be thinking right now?”
“Not in the slightest, Thomas,” The older kid noticeably stiffened, his stance ready to flee rather than fight. “I know who you are. Batman will likely find out when I present this proposal to him. It is in your best interest to agree to work with us.”
“That sounds an awful lot like a threat, kid,”
Robin tilted his chin down. “I apologize, that was not my intention.” His nose scrunched up. “I have been working to better my ‘people skills’, as the others called it.”
R snorted, relaxing a bit, “Since you know who I am, do I get to know who you are?”
Robin shook his head. “Telling you my name would reveal the others. I have cleared you myself, but Batman will need to clear you before we tell you who we are.”
“Doesn’t that mean I have to wait to get the bat, then?”
“No. It means that you will have to wait before we can start your training.”
“Alright. So, when do I get the bat? Because, and no offense to you, but this red R totally throws off my whole vibe.”
A smile quirked at the corner of Robin’s lips. “I will have to for you tomorrow. Meet me back here at fifteen-hundred hours.”
“Can do, kid.”
With the clear farewell, Robin jumped off the roof of the building and grabbed a few streets away, feeling like he was flying. Then, once he landed, he used the entrance hidden in the back of the empty parking garage to get down to the cave systems under Gotham. From there, it was an easy hour walk to the Batcave.
*
Once again, Damian finds himself staring at the locked top drawer of his desk. The key was in his hand, the chain dangling from it. It felt heavy, warm to the touch, though that’s probably because he’s been holding it for three hours.
There was a knock on the door, but he didn’t answer. Someone said something on the other side, but he didn’t hear it. The drawer was taunting him; the key was mocking him. He was stuck in a limbo between opening the drawer and facing the music or leaving it be and risking his brother’s wrath.
“Damian?” Richard had come into the room and was now standing in front of him. “Is everything alright, bud?”
Damian set the key on the bed next to him before standing. “Yes, I am fine, Richard. What do you need?”
Richard eyed the key, but didn’t mention it. “B’s awake. I thought you’d like to go talk to him.”
“Very well,” he left his room, waiting for Richard in the hallway, “Let’s go.”
Richard looked very much like he wanted to say something, but he didn’t. He quietly led the way down to the Batcave, using the fireman's pole in the first floor closet instead of the elevator in Father’s office. Then, he took Damian to the med-bey.
There, sitting propped up on the bed, was Father, brushing off Alfred’s insistence for a check up. He looked up when the door opened, his face softening at the sight of his children. “Dick, Damian.”
“Hey, B,”
“Father,”
Father opened his arms and waited a second. Richard didn’t hesitate, rushing into the man’s hug. “You’re an idiot, Bruce!”
“I know,” Father cooed softly, “I’m sorry.”
“Don’t you ever disappear like that again, do you hear me? Never again!” Richard cried, “And you can’t die, either! If you do, I’ll kill you myself.”
Father chuckled, “Alright, alright. I promise.”
Richard pulled away after a few minutes, wiping his sleeve across his face. “Good, good.” He sniffled. “I should let everyone else know you’re awake.”
“How’s Tim?” Father asked.
“He’s fine,” Richard reported, “He woke up a little over a week ago.”
Father’s next question was, “How long was I gone?” followed closely by, “How long have I been back?”
Richard laughed wetly, humorlessly. “You were gone for a year. We told the press that you were kidnapped. Speaking of, I posted an official announcement of your return; you can look at it later. As for how long you’ve been back, well,”
“Timothy recovered you three weeks ago,” Damian cut in, “After two days, you both arrived in the Cave. You were unconscious upon arrival, Timothy passed out shortly thereafter. He woke up after three days and was cleared to go out six days later.”
A dark look crossed over Father’s face. “How’s Gotham?”
“Not totally destroyed,” Richard’s attempt at a joke fell flat. “I’ll, um, I’ll let you two talk.” He was swift to leave the room, leaving Father and Damian alone.
Damian stared at his Father, taking in his appearance and noting down every injury he could see. He seemed haggard, tired despite having only just woken up. He wanted to ask what happened, but he didn’t. “It’s good to see you, Father.”
“Damian,” Father’s arms twitched like he wanted another hug. Damian picked up on it and walked forward, wrapping his arms around his Father. Father embraced him, his grip tightening around him. “Damian, I’m so, so sorry I left you alone. I didn’t mean to.”
“I know,” he responded, “I do not hold it against you.”
“You should.”
“Will it happen again?”
“Not if I can help it.”
“That I will not blame you.” He hid his face in his Father’s shoulder, “Do not leave us again.”
“I’m sorry,”
“I know.”
“I’m sorry!”
He didn’t say anything, opting to hold his Father close. He had been scared, but so was everyone else, so was Father. Damian couldn’t begin to imagine what Father had gone through. Where had he been? Why had it taken so long to find him? Why didn’t he come back? Why couldn’t he come back? Timothy hadn’t been forthcoming with any answers, but that was okay. Damian could wait until either Father or Timothy shared.
After several long minutes, Father pulled away and Damian sat on the edge of the bed. “So, when were you planning on telling me about your brother?”
Damian stiffened. “What?”
“I got thrown into the Time Stream, I think. A kid who looks strangely like you, if only a little older, helped me when he could. So, either there’s a clone of you with access to Time Travel running around, or you have a sibling you haven’t told me about.”
“I-” he found himself unable to form the words. After a few false starts, he finally managed, “He disappeared when we were children.” Father tensed. “I have only come back into contact with him fairly recently, but that is because he reached out first.” Father relaxed, but Damian didn’t.
“You’re talking to him now?” Damian didn’t answer. “Are you talking to him still?”
He shook his head. “No. Too much has been happening since you went missing; I did not have the time.”
Father frowned. “Tell me what’s been going on, and then we’ll contact him together. How does that sound?”
Damian didn’t know how to feel about that. “That sounds good.”
The door to the med-bay opened and Timothy came in. “Bruce!”
“Tim,” the man smiled smally, “Thanks for finding me.”
Timothy snorted and leaned against the wall. “Someone had to, old man. Besides, those clues you left were way too vague for anyone else to figure out.”
Richard came back in after Timothy, choosing to sit in one of the chairs in the room. He didn’t say anything, but he did have a sad look on his face.
Father met the eyes of all three children. “Tell me exactly what’s happened in the year I’ve been gone.”
Timothy groaned. “Where do we even start?”
“You can start by telling me your cover story,” Father said, “And then you can tell me where everyone else is.”
Richard grimaced, his nose scrunching up as if the idea of explaining anything was appling. It was, actually, but Damian didn’t say anything. “Well, we told the press that you went missing.”
Father waited for him to continue. When he didn’t he prompted, “And the Justice League?”
“They, um, didn’t know?”
There were several long seconds where Father stared on in disbelief. “You didn’t tell the Justice League that I’d gone missing?”
“We did tell them!” Richard objected. “We told them that Bruce Wayne had gone missing-!”
“-and that Nightwing was doing undercover work, and that Red Robin was on a mission overseas.”
“And what about Batman?” Father asked, though it didn’t sound at all like a question.
Richard curled back slightly. “Batman and Robin were the ones to tell them…”
Father sighed long and hard. “Batman went missing, and Robin went after him.”
“Batman went missing, and Red Robin went after him.” Damian corrected, “Nightwing went undercover, Black Bat and Spoiler went to Hong Kong. Batman and Robin watched over Gotham with assistance from WAR.”
Father took a deep breath. “I’m…I’m sorry you had to do that, Dick.”
“It’s- Well, it’s not alright, but I can forgive you. It wasn’t your fault. Besides, Gotham needs Batman.”
“And Batman needs Robin,” Timothy added.
Suddenly, Father turned his gaze back to Damian. “You..?”
Damian nodded. “Yes.”
“I’m sorry, boys,”
“So you keep saying,” Damian stated. “Father, I have been trained since birth to take over your mantle. Being Robin is just another step I must take. Timothy could not have gone after you as Robin without unwanted attention. Richard had no other choice than to become Batman because Gotham needs Batman. He will, however, be going back to Nightwing as soon as you’ve recovered enough to work, and after he’s had a break.”
“Baby bird-”
“You have been ripping apart at the seams, Richard,” Damian scolded, standing up to face him, “If you do not willingly take a break, I will knock you out and have Goliath watch over you.”
There was a moment of silence. “Um,” Timothy asked, “Who’s Goliath?”
“My dragon bat.” Damian answered as though it didn’t sound absolutely insane.
“You’re what?”
*
“You weren’t kidding, were ya, kid?” Thomas whistled.
Damian shook his head minutely. “I do not joke, especially not in uniform.”
Thomas sat on his new bed, taking in every inch of the room. “Yeah, but Wayne? How do you do it? The whole world thinks that there’s no way Bruce Wayne could be Batman, especially not after he went missing. How did you guys pull that off, by the way?”
“Simple,” Damian replied, “Father went missing, so Timothy went to look for him. I became Robin and Richard became Batman. Nightwing went undercover.”
“I-” he paused, “Yeah, I guess that makes sense. But what about the whole Bruce Wayne is Batman thing? How does he do it?”
“A trade secret,” was the answer, “You will learn eventually.”
“Damian! You can’t just leave me in the dark like that!”
Damian was by the door, so he turned the lights off. “Yes I can.” Then, he left. He could hear Thomas laugh for a few seconds before the older boy ran to match his pace.
“I thought you didn’t joke around?”
“I don’t.”
“But you just-”
“And no one will ever believe you.”
“No one will ever believe what?” Richard asked, coming out of his own room as they passed it.
Thomas blinked. “Damian made a joke.”
Richard raised an eyebrow. “Damian made a joke?”
The boy in question clicked his tongue. “Tt. Why would I make a joke, Thomas?”
“But you just-” Thomas spluttered, “-and the lights!”
“Lights?” Damian raised his eyebrow this time, “Lights are your thing, Thomas, in case you’ve forgotten.” He walked on, leaving the two behind him in the all.
“Hey!” Thomas whined, “Not funny, kid!”
He heard Richard laugh behind him, a smirk making its way across his face as he turned the corner. That was too easy. It will continue to be..fun, but only as long as Thomas plays along, willing or not.
Timothy joined him at the top of the staircase. “Did you really joke with Duke?”
Damian shook his head. “No,”
“Liar,” Timothy accused.
“I am not,” he denied.
Timothy shook his head with a sigh, following Damian down the stairs and to the dining room. Richard and Thomas joined them soon after. Father was absent, and so was Alfred. Todd had been leaving Richard on read still, which was better than not even looking at the messages. The girls were all missing, too, but they were otherwise engaged anyway. All that was missing, Damian thought as he looked around the table, was Danyal.
What would his family think about Danyal? Damian wondered. Father knew, but Damian wasn’t quite sure how, though he wasn’t too keen to ask because he didn’t want to answer. A part of him wanted to keep his twin brother a secret. A smaller part told him to tell everyone. The letters in his drawer agreed to being selfish and keeping him a secret. He wasn’t ready to share his brother with his family, even if Danyal had shared him with his.
“It’s good to have you back, B,” Richard said. When had Father arrived?
“It’s good to be back,” Father agreed with a nod, taking his place at the head of the table. The room felt warmer, more full than it had in a long time.
Timothy, who was a chair down from Damian, was typing on his phone, likely wording emails and trying to figure out the press. Now that he was back, that particular responsibility fell from Damian back to Timothy.
That was another thing Damian was slightly upset about, even though he felt he had no right to be. Everyone leaving had dumped all of their responsibilities onto him and Richard. Richard wouldn’t let him take some of the fall, so Damian had had to forcefully take some of the weight from his oldest brother, stressing himself out in the process.
“The press has been dying to get their hands on your story, B,” the seventeen year old stated, “Dick’s official announcement about you coming back has only made them more bloodthirsty.” He looked at Dick for a second before looking back down at his phone. “How did you deal with this?”
“That was my job, actually,” Damian said, “Richard was far too busy and stressed to be able to deal with the media properly, so I took it upon myself to do so.” He got looks from everyone at the table, though pity was the most prominent emotion.
“That explains why they weren’t hounding me as much as I thought they were,” Richardmuttered.
Thomas agreed, “That also explains your socials.”
“You follow my socials?”
“Everyone follows the Wayne socials, especially after Bruce went missing. Everyone wanted an update, and Damian was the only one to provide them via the family’s accounts and his personal ones.”
Timothy blinked, openly staring at Damian. “You don’t have any media training.”
“Not officially, no, but Grandfather praised me for learning in the moment; It prevented mistakes from happening again.”
A beat. “I’m gonna need to see all your posts in the last year from all the accounts you posted from, just to make sure we stick to the story you’ve created.” Timothy put down the phone he was holding and pulled another from his pocket. “Also, what’re the passwords to the family accounts? I’ll need those, too.”
“Good job, Damian,” Father said. Damian preened.
“Masters, if you’re quite through?” Alfred came into the room with the silver tray of mail that had been by the door. All new letters because the old ones had been sorted through and read shortly after Timothy woke up. “I will be back shortly with lunch.”
“Thank you, Alfred,” Father nodded. He took the tray, sorting through the letters and handing them to their recipients. There was none for Damian. He tried not to let that hurt him as much as it did.
Part 5 Part 7
#Tales of Conquest. Warnings of Fools#Letters Between Brothers#part 6#word count: 5.6k#my writing#ao3#ao3 writer#fanfic#dc x dp#ghouls and gang writing event 2024#dpxdcbang2024#g&g24
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You talk about Dami like Yuri and this makes me think in Jon like those novels where the protagonist falls in love with the villain and finds out the villain is not a bloodthirsty demon with cold heart, just someone who needs to work with communication skill and no comun sense who also come from a fucked up family (I think I already read a Yuri novel with this plot)
Jon is just "I know I'm not the target audience for these types of stories, but these are so fun"
and Kathy: you want to feel validated in knowing that you're not the only one who can love a known demon who isn't that demonic, just very misunderstood and comes from a terrible family
Jon: ...
Kathy: you want validation to love Damian
Jon: ahahhaa i'm not in love with... omg I IN LOVE WITH DAMI!
"Kathy, what do I do?!" Jon yells, shooting upwards into the air. His hands find his way into his hair and his fingers get tangled in the curls. "What if he knows! His family is full of super smart detectives and I read that they can tell if you like someone!!"
Kathy gives him a dry look. "Jon. This is Damian we're talking about. He doesn't know a thing when it comes to emotional intelligence. He doesn't know."
"Oh, good, I was really worried there for a second." Jon says, touching down.
"Everyone else does, though. Well, except Bruce and your father."
Jon groans. "Aw, why me? There are so many other normal kids in the world and I'm--"
"Shut. Up. You weren't normal anyways. We're both aliens. And being gay isn't weird, it's natural, over 3,000 species on this planet practice homosexuality. Your aunt Kara once told me that bisexuality was the norm on krypton."
"Really?"
"No, I made that krypton bit up. But it could be true! You should ask her."
"Well I guess you're right either way. I'm never going to be normal. Might as well commit to it."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm gonna ask him out."
"No."
"What do you mean? You don't think he likes me?"
"That dunderhead is head over heels for you. But he can't see that because he's obsessed with bloodlines and shit. He won't see you as an option unless you show him you can offer babies, or convince him that he should adopt."
"But... I can't make babies with him... I don't have a uterus." Jon looks at her with big sad, wet cat eyes. "What do I do Kathy?" He pouts.
She breaks into a laugh "You're adorable! Okay I'll help. Let me call up my friend Maya."
"I know Maya you don't have to specify that she's your friend."
"But she's my best friend! Other than you... I guess... eheh... anyway, it makes me super happy to know we're friends so I wanna say it!" Kathy says while pulling up her contacts on her phone. She presses call. It rings a few times and is answered.
"Kathy? Are you okay? Usually you text me before you call!" Maya says through the phone.
"Sorry. I'm hanging out with Jon right now. Jon just realized he has a big crush on Damian." Kathy replies.
"Seriously?! Sweet! Hi Jon, how's the gay panic?"
"It's not so bad once you get used to it..." Jon replies.
"So, the reason I called;" Kathy breaks in. "Jon wants to date Damian but Damian wants biological children so we need to convince him that he can still have that and date Jon."
"Oh. I'm way ahead of you. I've got a plan all layed out."
"are we going to take a tour of an IVF facility?" Kathy asks.
"That's boring. No. We're taking him to the fortress of solitude." Maya responds.
"What's there?" Jon asks.
"Last time I visited your fortress I looked into any information on cloning, since y'know, Damian's a clone, I want to know if he's gonna glitch out or something. Your dad has a cloning machine. It's a kryptonian thing, Kelex built it in his free time. It can be used to combine the genes of different alien species to make babies. Apparently, Kryptonians used to meet a lot of other aliens, and they wanted a way to have children that wouldn't be sick and die young.
"Your dad didn't need it because humans are surprisingly compatible with a lot of alien species naturally. But here's the kicker! It can combine two male donors into a baby as well! I guess that's why they kept it after they went isolationist."
"See Jon! Being gay was normal on krypton!" Kathy says.
Jon smiles. "Wow. I have got to read more. That's amazing."
"So? Great plan, right? We sneak in, or your dad lets us in or whatever, and we show him the machine! Then all you have to do is be yourself and he'll have a gay awakening! Kathy, bring tissues. If he doesn't cry I will."
Later, Jon is at the dinner table with his parents. "Dad, can me and my friends use the fortress for a science project?"
"it's not like that time with dinosaur island, is it?"
"nope, I'm following the scientific method and everything."
"It's your superhero friends, right?"
"Yeah dad, c'mon I'm not gonna reveal our identities just to get a good grade."
"Just making sure. It's fine with me."
"Yes!" Jon hisses in excitement.
Damian arrives at the fortress of solitude from the batplane. He's bundled up in orange insulation. He looks adorable.
Damian notices that they're all looking at him weirdly but ignores it because he can't figure out why. "Nobody. You said you had something important to show me?"
Jon waves awkwardly.
"J." He acknowledges. "Beacon." He returns his attention to Maya, though he's bodily aware of where Jon is in the room, he always is when they're together.
"So after the fortress of attitude was built," Maya starts.
"stupid name..." Damian mutters.
"Kelex built this handy dandy birthing matrix." She speaks up, leading them to the machine. It's tall and complex, with two pods for a person to stand in, needles on robot arms to take the DNA sample, all connected to the central casing and an advanced terminal for calculating and adjusting genome sequences.
Damian steps closer to the machine, resting his hand against the artificial womb of the machine. "How does it work?" He says in awe.
"Looks... painful." Jon winces. Kathy elbows him. "But I guess birthing humans involves some pain anyway!" He hastily amends.
"Damian, the really interesting thing is, this isn't made just for kryptonians, or just for male and female pairs. It can create compatible gametes from DNA regardless of species or sex." Damian breaks his gaze away from the machine to look at her in surprise.
"...Huh. That's... Good. I need to sit down."
Damian sits on the floor in a meditation pose but doesn't start meditating. "I just realized I was banking all my hopes and dreams on having a kid. But I'm just a kid myself. I don't know what I would want in the future! I sure as hell don't want a kid now! But I was so sure that I needed to continue the bloodline I didn't even consider being with a man as an option!" Maya sits down on the floor with him.
"I heard about it, of course, but I didn't really think about it much. It's a cheap playground insult. Until it's not... until it's who you are." Damian continues. Jon sits next to Damian, and Kathy sits next to Maya, passing her tissues.
"I'm so proud of you, brother. It's hard to realize you're not what people expected you to be. You push it down until you just can't anymore." She takes his hand and holds it. "You're gonna be just fine. I love you."
Damian squeezes her hand and tries to ignore the salty tears dripping from his mask. "Maya... you're always there for me. Even when you do sneaky shit like this you do it to help me. I'm just embarrassed you had to help me at all, I thought I was past all that!"
"it's fine. Healing takes time. It'll come for us."
Jon grabs Damian's other hand and holds it. "Lean on me. I'll help you carry on." Jon sings briefly, encouraging Damian to lean against him, which he does. They sit in silence until they're emotionally ready to get up. Jon can tell him another day, right now Damian needs his best friend.
--- epilogue
Damian opens his locker and a stuffed envelop falls out. Curiously and cautiously he opens it, used to threats from Ra's. It's a typed note asking him to meet the sender in the courtyard after school. Damian stuffs the note back into his locker and continues on with his day, but when the day ends he decides to follow the note's direction.
When he gets there, Jon is waiting for him, his shoes freshly shined, holding a bouquet of a flower he mentioned he liked one time. "Jon? Did you write that letter?"
Jon smiles. "Yeah! I wanted to do something nice for you when I ask you out. I want it to be a nice moment."
Damian blushes. "Oh. Yeah?"
Jon smiles and steps closer. "Yeah. Damian, I like you, a lot. I thought maybe we could try dating? If you want."
"You like me?"
"Yeah. Have for a while."
"I didn't expect that." Jon's heart sank. "I've thought of this moment so many times and I never imagined that I'd feel so surprised." Jon regained hope.
"How did it go in your imagination?"
"Well, I intended to be the one sweeping you off your feet. You'd smile so bright and wrap me up in a hug, and I'd hug you back. Or you'd smile awkwardly and let me down gently. Even in my nightmares I can't imagine you saying all the things I'm afraid you'd say."
"I wouldn't hurt you. We vowed to protect eachother, remember? Sure you're cantankerous and crabby--"
"Hey!"
"but you're so much cooler than that alone implies. You're a good person, and I know that in my heart."
"If we're gonna date--"
"so it's 'if' now?"
"You have to be patient with me. I hate PDA and I'm not very accustomed to physical affection. I'm not going to suddenly climb in your lap or make out in the student lounge."
"I wouldn't expect you to, Dami. I just like you. I like being around you. Cuddling is great, too... but your comfort is more important. We'll take it slow."
"What if I never get used to it?"
"I'm not going to do something if you hate it that much."
"People have needs in relationships that I am not adequately prepared to provide."
"I don't care. I'm not going to leave you because you don't hold my hand. You show you care."
"I accept your proposal."
"I didn't say we should get married!"
"Nevermind. I can't date someone so stupid." Damian teased. "I meant your proposal that we should try dating."
"Yes!" Jon stomped his feet in excitement. "Can you take these flowers? My hand is getting sweaty from where I'm holding the plastic."
Damian took the bouquet. "I'm suprised you remembered these."
"I try to remember everything about you."
"My act of love is graciously forgetting your mistakes and spending time with you regardless."
Jon smiled. "Different strokes for different folks."
"Tt."
~end~
#damian wayne#jonathan samuel kent#damian al ghul wayne#jondami#jon kent#supersons#super sons#damijon#headcanons#fanfic#my fanfic#ask answered#anon ask#I'm still working on refining the last one and remember I'm sick so I'm sorry if this is too cheesy!#minific#oneshot#dc comics
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I've recently read heroes come back by DairyFarmer on ao3 and it's amazing, spectacular, exquisite, devious, gorgeous ect ect. (warning that a large portion of their other fics have explicit content such as psudo sibling incest and underage (not hero's come back)). Uchiha Sasuke as Tim Drake (it's not a very long fic but the "identity crisis" bookmark has 59 pages of similar stuff...)
This has given me an itch, my own writing ability is sporadic at best but some more ideas:
Itachi as Tim, he doesn't have a brother so he's broody mc broody pants and when he see's Mr. Dark Knight himself he adopts Bruce on sight (so sasuke, so anger, it's adorable). I personally think it'd be funnier to have it be like 10 year old Tim ( or age before Jason dies) adopting 40 year old Bruce Wayne. Itachi will let this be known to. He will shower my boy in love and praise (head pats when he finishes a case and everyone is deeply disturbed, who let this obsessive child off its leash?). THEN when Jason falls he either makes Bruce the most horrible version of himself (ie k!ll ppl and stuff cause thats normal) like indoctrinate the fuck out of this grown ass man (ROOT conditioning anyone?) or he'll just stare at Bruce disappointedly until he folds (like the wet paper towel he is). Blah Blah... Itachi thinks Red Hood is Edo Tensei-ed and the "beat that little Robin replacement to the ground" turns into "why is this eleven year old beating my ass and preaching about free will". And just meeting Damian.
Itachi cannot take this, big brood and baby brood is to much he's going to melt into a puddle of goop. A major plotline could be Itachi just casually mentioning that he'll probably die at like twenty because diseases cross over too ig or BLIND TIM org. It's karma (overusing mangekyo in past life) but everyone's like HOW DO YOU MOVE cause ninja. So it could be Bruce parenting Itachi back because oh no I've grown attached to the little stalker and trying to be super duper nice and accomadating towards Itachi's blindness when it just... doesn't affect him at all?
Steph (probably): So what do your eyes look like behind the mask?
Tim (deadpan): The same
Steph: ???
Tim (looking directly into Stephs eyes): I'm blind
(this was funnier in my head)
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That was my most comprehensive one but I raise you:
Timto joining Joker (either pretending the Joker Jr. thing worked OR the electro shocks just made him Tobi). Either way it's either best friends or on sight for those two.
Shim knows that Bruce is Batman ect ect and Alfred finds out Shim knows (or someone related to the batfamily... maybe one of the sirens? Could totally picture Selina bugging him until he fixes that man). And Shikamaru is the laziest man Robin ever that the exasperation Bruce feels stops the greif momentarily (and he has Shim's hero name be "Sloth" as a joke and it just sticks). Shim would like to speak to the manager about how he can't cloud watch because the whole fucking sky is a cloud. Steph is giving nostalgia for another loud blond he used to know (esp the bright colors). Jason is fine with Shim because dude obvi don't wanna be here, Dick treats Shim like he's a cat, Cass and him are besties (they just stare at e/o, don't ask), and Damian will cleanse this manor of your lazy filth myself.
Plot points:
B/c Shikamaru having adhd is one of my personal faves, I want the typical "Tim stop pulling all nighters and drinking coffee" but the coffee actually helps slow down his brain so the batfam take it away and get a revenge driven, irrated Shim.
Ra's gives back Tim because he thought he was slick with the spoiling him so he'll join my side but Shika is just a sugar bby at this point. (he hasn't moved in 3 days yall can have him).
When "Tt." meets "Troublesome."
Fighting villains is a drag so Shim just blackmails criminal's into backing off. Like yes Kenny, I know you're life story and if you just stop being so troublesome we'll sort this out.
Can we have blacksmith Tim? I want him making the most outrageous weapons ever and it's like Kiyoshi warrior's from avatar fans or smt.
He is allergic to cats (don't know if it's canon, kinda just popped into my head). This is comedic and everyone teases him for sneezing near Alfred the Cat considering how much of a cat he is
Link to hero's come back b/c I'm a little bitch who almost forgot to add it
#itachi uchiha#obito uchiha#naruto#fanfic prompt#fanfic ideas#fanfic rec#fanfiction recommendation#dc universe#ao3 fanfic#sasuke uchiha#tim drake#shikamaru nara
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Alright, well, I'll try to do it all from memory. (Some of these may be fannon? It's been a minute since I sorted it all out, but here I go...)
Bruce: His favourite colour is yellow, one of his favourite Christmas films is "It's a Wonderful Life," he likes a good steak, he secretly doesn't mind extroverts like Stephanie (he actually enjoys her company), he likes dinosaurs (yes, really), he also likes Alfred's cucumber sandwiches and devil’s food cake, and it's actually kind of funny how long and high profile his list of exes is. Zatanna, Vickie Vale, Talia Al Ghul, Selina Kyle (and like a billion others depending on which timeline/dimension you're in.)
Dick: likes cereal (though I think the idea that he LOVES cereal is more fannon than cannon?) he also likes a type of Italian lemon cake, Alfred's stuffed crab bites (or whatever they're called), hot wings, Alfred's cookies (but who doesn’t, right?), earl grey tea, pineapple on pizza, and mint chocolate chip ice cream. He does NOT like cranberry bread or Alfred's cucumber sandwiches : ( He's platonic soul mates with Donna Troy/Wonder Girl, he loves watching the sunrise, he likes to sing, is a decent cook, when he can’t sleep he goes and watches nature documentaries where there are no people, just animals, and it relaxes him. He speaks a plethora of languages (but let's be real, most of the bat family does), he loves his puns! aaaaand I think that's it for Dick.
Barbara: I actually don't know a whole lot about Babs… :(
Jason: His favourite ice cream flavour is neapolitan, he's a messy eater, he was a good student in school, likes to read, good at keeping his room/living space clean, once hacked into the batcomputer and tweaked his file to add in all the crimes he's committed just to spite Bruce, he's especially known for riding a motorcycle (yeah, I know, all the robins are, but for him the image kinda stuck more) and he's actually a natural ginger.
Tim: made Redboard (his special Robin skateboard), somehow is a jock/nerd/prep/slacker/skater/geek/rich kid hybrid, his favourite ice cream is cherry ice cream, he's also, like, pretty into junk food, but, like... same... though I do not like his choice of pizza (canadian bacon, artichokes, and onions), he’s techy and crafty and hackery with a genius level IQ, uncovered Batman's secret identity all by himself (though living in the same rich neighbourhood as Bruce Wayne doesn't hurt, cause yeah, his biological family is LOADED), he’s NOT good about keeping his room clean, he has sleep deprivation issues, is known for being a coffee addict and falling asleep at any given time, is NOT known for being very funny, and is often times the most forgotten of the boy robins.
Stephanie: loves waffles, is best girl, fun, zany, is a "live in the moment and make the most of it" kinda gal, smarter than she looks, aaand I'm now realising I need to do more research on her... wow...
Cassandra: very antisocial, raised by assassins, prevented from speaking her whole childhood, so she's known for using either broken English or sign language or both, does ballet, can take you down just by observing your body language, DO NOT PROVOKE.
Damian: has a soft spot for animals such as his many pets—Alfred the cat, Titus the dog, Batcow the cow, Goliath the… bat… monster… thing… and Jerry the Turkey. Because of his pets, he’s actually become a vegetarian, he’s a gifted artist, he plays the viola, he’s stolen Red Hood’s helmet before and keeps it as a memento in his room, he enjoys reading manga (specifically slice of life type manga), he prefers his mother’s cooking when it comes to Arabic food (though I’m sure Alfred tries his best), he hates water and getting wet, and on his first day of school, he arrived by helicopter blasting the “Imperial March” from Star Wars. He still arrives at school via helicopter as far as I am aware. He might also be gluten free? But I cannot confirm???
Duke: honestly I know next to nothing other than he’s generally considered to be the “normal one.” Yeah… DC needs to up their game when it comes to Duke as a character… I mean, starting that Robin uprising gang thing was cool… but, like, who is he as a person? What’s he like to do on his days off? (…is he the one who secretly introduced Damian to manga???) I literally don’t know.
Well, I think that’s just about everything. :)
I’ve scoured the internet for tidbits of info, such as: Dick’s favourite ice cream flavour is mint chocolate chip, Stephanie likes waffles, and Jason is a messy eater. But now I’d like to hear from you! What are some random batkid facts that you know? Or, what random/embarrassing/interesting facts do YOU think should be canon? Like, should Tim be allergic to avocados? Does Duke have any secret hobbies? Should Stephanie randomly know how to juggle six beanie babies at once? Comment your thoughts!
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Hey mate, love cat!jason, thoughts on how he'd react to being given an egg? There's the whole thing with cats protecting eggs because they know how fragile they are, I know it's still Jason but maybe cat brain takes over?
He was in the kitchen with Dick and Tim, lounging on the counter where he wasn’t supposed to be, but no one present was going to make him move. Dick decided some hard boiled eggs sounded like a decent snack and so grabbed the carton from the fridge.
It’s Tim’s idea to give Jason one.
“Hey, have you seen those vids of people giving their cats eggs? a lot of them get weirdly protective and broody over them. We should see how Jay reacts.”
Internally, Jay was rolling his eyes. They really couldn’t just let him sit there peacefully and get cat hair all over everything, huh? They gotta keep up with the trends like he’s their pet. Oh well. He got himself into this, and in for a penny, in for a pound. Besides, if they’re dumb enough to set an egg in front of him, well... he’s not the one who’ll have to clean it up off the floor. There aren’t very many perks to having no thumbs, but not being expected to do chores is one of them.
“Ooh! I have seen those! They’re adorable! ...And now I have to know.” Dick grinned brightly as he grabbed a single egg from the carton and slowly held it out to Jason to sniff curiously, and Jason complied, keeping the act up.
But then Dick set the egg down gently, right in front of him, and suddenly he wasn’t acting anymore. That egg was his now. That egg was his responsibility. He had to protect it, it’s so fragile. He felt the same compulsion to protect it that he felt for the baby birds.There was no thought behind it, only instinct as he gently maneuvered to egg underneath himself, laying ever so gently on top of it so it would be kept safe and warm by his fluffy underbelly. Careful to keep all of his weight on his paws, he curled around it as much as he could.
Dick’s squealing was obnoxious.
“Oh my fucking god. Timmy! Timmy lookit ‘im! Oh my god that egg’s his baby now!”
Jason heard the lens shutter sound effect and looked over to see Tim holding up his phone with a shit eating grin on his face. Oh. okay. So baby bird wanted a wet bed again. Jason shall provide.
...Later, after his egg has been protected sufficiently.
“Hey Dick, we only had like 4 eggs left. If you still want a snack, you have to get that one away from him now. Alfred isn’t going to the store until tomorrow.”
Try it. Try it, Jason dared him. Double dared him. Dick would lose his hand.
Dick knew it too, by the look of horror and betrayal that crept onto his face at the realization. “You set me up. Timmy! You set me up! You knew I wouldn’t think that far ahead and you suggested it anyway!”
“It’s someone else’s turn to be loathed by the beast Richard. You have been chosen as sacrifice.”
“Timmy!”
Huh. Okay, that’s diabolical and hilarious. Tim gets to keep clean sheets for the day. Jason’s still stealing his phone when he turns back though.
Dick tried only thrice to retrieve the egg from the very fluffy dragon guarding it fiercely before he gave up and made a sandwich instead....after bandaging the many new scratches on his hand. Tim and Dick sent Damian in a little while later in the hopes he could succeed where Dick failed (and Tim failed to try). When Jay felt the urge to swipe at Damian too, he froze, and just let the kid take it from him, realizing it was for the best. He was a little sad, honestly. That was his egg. His. And once it was away from him, his head cleared and he realized how ridiculous it was, but still. His egg. But he wasn’t about to harm Damian over it.
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(The next evening, Jason finds a red plastic Easter egg sitting in the chair he’s taken to curling up in. He can smell Damian on it. Had it been from Tim, it likely would have been a gesture of mockery, but from Damian? it’s a genuine and innocent gesture, and remarkably sweet. Dami gets some extra cuddles for that, and the egg doesn’t leave his sight. He doesn’t feel the same instinct for it, but that doesn’t stop him. Even when he’s human again Jason keeps the egg in his pocket. It’s such a simple thing, but it’s probably one of the kindest gifts he’s ever been given. Besides. His egg. Gotta protect.)
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I’m giving Jason a cat & this will probably be one of the fluffier things i write. but here’s what i got for it. WIP - of course.
He always thought of himself as a dog person.
The friendly scrappy street dogs when he was a kid that would play with him and nip at his heels until he laughed. Then Ace the Bathound – not officially a vigilante, but the little things he did after patrol really gave him the title of hero, he was the best thing to curl up around when the nights were rainy and cold. Then Titus, who is technically Damian’s dog, but Jason must have a soft spot in the canine’s heart because whenever Jason comes around, the Great Dane immediately abandons Damian and comes rushing, collides into Jason with enough force he goes down hard.
He's never mad about it.
Even the unofficial apartment dog – a stray, but everyone takes turns feeding him and providing shelter since the landlord is a big bag of dicks about German Shepherds. (One of the kids on the third floor named him Dog and no one had the heart to try and choose something else.)
So, yeah. Dog person. Jason’s convinced he’s a dog person. He loves dogs.
Then he finds the little scrap of fur and teeth of definitely not dog in the wet, cold alleyway.
Jason doesn’t hear it at first. Between the rain and his helmet, the splash of his footsteps, the way his thoughts are wandering to rain and mud and worms and blood and the splinter of wood under his nails – he walks past the crinkle of plastic, only barely hears the first little mew.
He hesitates just under the fire escape that’s one roof down from his apartment, cocks his head to the side like that’s going to do anything. He doesn’t hear it again and his hands are rising to the releases of his helmet before he even thinks about it. They falter, frozen, then Jason takes a deep breath before he pulls it off.
Instantly his hair is plastered to his forehead, rain slides under the gaps of his domino that sweat made. The alley reeks of mold and garbage and it’s actually kinda welcomed because at least it doesn’t smell like – at least it doesn’t –
The next meow is louder, more insistent.
Jason crouches low despite the burn in his stomach and the way his ribs protest, puts his fingers out. He can’t see the cat, but damn it’s got some lungs on it when it meows again, and it echoes around the alley.
“Here, kitty-kitty,” he whispers and thinks what the fuck am I doing?
Another meow. Another rustle of plastic. He makes a little clicking noise and shuffles a little closer. Someone turns on a light in their room, illuminating the alley just a bit more. It shines a light just perfect enough for him to see the flash of orange and cream of a tortoiseshell. Definitely a kitten.
Jason scoots on the balls of his feet, little-hops that bring him closer. “I’m not gonna hurt you,” he whispers. “Promise.”
It’s too cold and getting colder for a kitten to be outside tonight. Jason can’t, in good consciousness, leave it out here when his apartment is warm and there’s a corner store where he can grab some wet cat food until he can take it to the vet clinic.
It – she, Jason tells himself because he’s pretty sure tortoiseshell can only be girls though he doesn’t know how or why he knows that.
She comes out from the shadows, little cream and black nose twitching. Big, wide green eyes stare up at him, ears flickering back and forth. She creeps closer, ears going forward in curiosity, and delicately sniffs his gloved hand. Jason moves, just the slightest, and she jerks back, hissing, but as soon as he stills, she’s going back to sniffing his fingers all-over.
Slowly, he uncurls his fingers, offers his hand palm out. She rubs her cheek against the side of his pointer finger, and he can feel, even through the leather, a furious purr that seems impossible for such a tiny body.
“Hey there,” he whispers. “Wanna get out of the cold?”
She doesn’t protest when he scoops her up, clutching her close to his chest. He debates for only half a second before he zips his leather jacket over her tiny body. The kitten shuffles in the not-warm-yet pocket of space before she settles with a small little meow.
#jason todd#Red Hood#batfamily#(eventually)#my writing#not edited because i literally just slammed this out while dinner was cooking
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step one, step two
there is only one part left after this......
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight, part nine , part ten, part eleven, part twelve, part thirteen, part fourteen , part fifteen, part sixteen, part seventeen, part eighteen,
"We need to talk." You jump at Bruce's voice coming from the entrance to the library. You rip out the headphone you have in, and pause the game you're playing.
"Um, okay?" You shift on the loveseat you're sitting on, sitting up, with the electric blanket slipping down from your shoulders. You had insisted on the purchase after finding out how drafty the Manor can be (and how Bruce keeps it staunchly at 64 degrees, winter or summer, despite the many, many protests from yourself, Damian, and Stephanie), and he had begrudgingly supplied. "Is-"
"No, you still live here, and I still love you," He cuts you off before you can make it anything more than it is. He sits beside you, lifting up the edge of the blanket, and inserting himself next to you. "This is different."
You quirk a brow at him. "O-kay?"
"I have come...to complain."
You're perplexed, to say the least. This man never complains about anything to you. Always just hides it behind a coy smile, or an irritated grimace. Never once, in all of your time knowing him, have you known Bruce Wayne to actually air his grievances to you. "Alright, that's progress. Lay it on me, my man. I'm more than happy to listen to what you have to complain about."
Bruce takes a deep breath, then looks you directly in the eyes. "I need you to stop leaving your laundry everywhere."
You squawk, eyes wide. "What! You came to complain about me?! Oh, what the fuck!" You stare at him for a minute, squinting, then finally relent. "Alright, you're right, I have a problem keeping my laundry strictly to the basket. That's fair."
"You also need to pick up your cats' bowls when they are done eating their wet food."
"Okay, but that one's not necessarily always my fault! Damian gets in there before I can and feeds them. Sometimes I wake up and they're already munching down. I can try my best to be more conscious of it, but I can't promise results."
He lets out a stream of air. "Okay, that is fair. I have seen him try to sneak them more wet food after patrol, so your claims hold some truth."
"See! I'm not that bad of a roommate!" Bruce gives you a glare when you say roommate. You just shrug back at him, lacking another apt descriptor for your situation.
"Lastly, Alfred-"
You cry out to the ceiling, exasperated. "Oh Christ alive, even Alfred has some shit to say?"
"Lastly," Bruce stresses, "Alfred has requested that you stop trying to do the household chores. You've ruined three of my suits from doing the laundry, and -"
"Oh shut up! I threw in like three Tide pods and a bunch of those little smelly things into the load! Those suits should've been clean as hell!"
Bruce takes one of your hands in his, laying it overtop your knee. "They were strictly dry clean only, sweetheart. I can't wear those anymore."
Your heart melts at the nickname, but then sours at the capacity in which he's using it. "How was I supposed to know? The laundry all gets put into one big basket! That makes me think it can all be washed the same!"
"We can start separating them by laundry basket, if that will help you," Bruce placates you the best he can.
You lay your head back against the back of the loveseat, exhausted by the conversation. "Anything else?"
Bruce rubs the back of his neck with the hand not occupying yours. "Well, Alfred would like you to refrain from the doing the dishes. You've ruined one of his cast iron pans."
You throw your hands up. "I give up! I try to earn my keep around here in the most innocuous ways, and that fucking butler rats me out! I'm done, you hear me! I'm done!"
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A @damijonsecretsanta for @queerbutstillhere I hope you like it!
I don’t know what befell your original secret santa but I had lots of fun filling in for them :)))
A bit late to wish you a merry xmas, so have a happy new year and a fantastic 2021! (surely better than 2020 at least 😩💕)
Here is a little 1k fic to accompany the fanart ;)
Winter bliss
The snow was beating down on Metropolis in a way that made Jon fear it might be caused by the supernatural.
Not HIS problem however. He was done with super-heroing. Having to study for university finals, working at the coffee shop AND having such a boyfriend as Damian Wayne was more than enough work.
And what a nice torture it was...
...the last part, at the very least. Finals were torture and no one could convince him otherwise. Working at the coffee shop was fine. Except on rush hour. That was hell.
Sighing, he ran inside their complex, shaking out snow from his hair before getting inside. He knew that if he were to wet the floors, his adorable boyfriend would chew him out, and that was a scary thought. He might not go out every night to beat criminals anymore, but he could still kick ass. Especially HIS ass.
Upon entering, he was greeted by a soft crackly music coming out from Damian’s -stolen form Wayne manor- vintage turntable. Sinatra was gently singing ‘Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away…”.
A nice spicy smell hung in the air, and when he reached their living room he found out why. A steaming cup of warm chai tea latte was waiting for him. Damian had a super secret amazing recipe he refused to share. It could either come from Alfred, or be some kind of adaption of a magic murder potion from the league of assassins, one never knew with Damian. Either way, it was delicious.
He sipped from it thankfully, and raised his eyes to find...LEGS.
Long, slender, beautiful legs raised in the air, twisting into a graceful bowed position. He followed their curve, to find…
He blushed. They had been dating for six months now, and sometimes he still couldn’t believe his luck. Damian was, simply putting it, gorgeous. People kept saying that the robin with the best butt was the first one, but that’s only because they had never got a chance to take a good look at Damian’s.
Not that Jon wanted them to. Damian was his. And so was his ass, thank you very much.
He gulped down his latte a bit more forcefully than was usually advised, and Damian bended his back even more, coming to touch the ground in front of his head in a perfectly executed ‘Urdhva Dhanurasana’, if Jon's memory of every time Damian had tried -and failed- to teach him anything about yoga was serving him right.
All the while, since this apparently was not hard enough, three puffballs were zigzagging through his arms and feet. One of them, an orange tabby kitten -that Jon had lovingly named 'Red the hot chili pepper menace'- even started to climb up Damian's yoga pant leg and Jon winced, knowing fully well his darling's skin was not as impervious as his to the tiny but sharp kitten claws.
Damian, for his part, looked up at Jon, smiled, engaged his core strength and pulled himself up to a standing position, scooped up the cat, turned and…
"Hello, beloved. Had a nice day at school?" He asked, nonchalantly.
Jon wanted to scowl and say that "no, my day was actually terrible and I want to cry" but he found, as always, that he was unable to do anything but smile back like a love struck idiot when confronted by the image of Damian Wayne, ex fearless Robin, wearing a plush knitted sweater while kissing the head of a fluffy purring kitten.
"It's getting nicer by the second" he said softly, leaning down to gently kiss the other.
Damian snaked one arm around his neck, inside his jacket, and then his shirt, his warm hand softly scratching between his shoulder blades and sending shocks of pleasure down his neck. Jon took it as an invitation to get closer, deepen the kiss and he licked the taste of jasmine tea off Damian's lips…
...until a sharp meow of protest didn't break the moment, and Damian let out a yelp of pain.
Apparently Red the hot chili pepper kitty had not particularly enjoyed being squished between his two foster dads, and had protested loudly while he sank his sharp teeth to make the message clear.
"Well. Get out of this wet jacket, beloved. You look like you need some cuddles" he said with a smirk, passing him the kitten and sliding the jacket off his shoulders for him.
Jon felt his heart swell three times its size, and not for the first time he marveled at the softness Damian let himself show now. Once upon a time he used to keep it well hidden. He tried to be the perfect warrior, the emotionless killing machine his mother had bred him to be. Now that he had left that chapter behind, he had bloomed into the caring, kind sweet and funny person Jon had always known him to be and Jon… he didn't think he could ever get tired of basking in it.
He let himself be manhandled on the plush carpet by the sofa, in front of the tv, and melted back against Damian's embrace as he sat right behind him, wrapping his legs around his shoulders and hugging him tight like a cute warm snuggle monkey. They stayed like that for a while, as silent as the snow falling outside their window. Jon closed his eyes and breathed in Damian's familiar homy scent, and felt the screams of the world that were constantly attacking his senses fade into blessed silence.
"So" Damian muttered by his ear "how actually was your day?"
Jon sighed "Hellish. But I wasn't lying, babe. Just being here with you I'm feeling blesses"
"Sap" Damian answered fondly.
He grabbed Jon's face and tilted it back to kiss his forehead, his nose, both his apple cheeks and then, finally, he pressed his lips against his.
Jon hummed happily, parted his lips to let Damian's tongue steal his breath away.
If Red the hot chili pepper tried to stop them again, scaling Jon's pant leg and furiously scratching at his knee, no one paid him any notice.
He might not be a superhero anymore, but being an invulnerable half alien superman still had its advantages….
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You know, at this point in current DC books is there ANYTHING that Cass actually gains as a character in a story from being part of Batfamily?
Her friendships have been erased (Tim) or twisted to ensure she is always seen as lessen and inferior to other partner (Steph, Duke).
No one treats her as part of the family but something between an unpaid intern, creepy fangirl that is allowed to be here out of pity and Steph’s friend with personality of “responsible (read: boring) Asian” stereotype. She is certainly NOT treated as Bruce’s daughter.
Her entire origin and core motivation to be a hero have been mangled to erase her intolerance for killing because othertwise she could not coexist in one “team” with Jason, Kate, Damian and fucking Ghostmaker. Instead they made her entire origin and motivation revovle around Harper because they wanted Cass in Batfam and nothing beyond it. If you need to take away core aspect of a character to make them fit a team maybe that character should not be on a team?
Fuck, the whole REASON why she ever took on the bat symbol, which was because Batman was literally only person on the planet with as much hatred for killing as her, is gone. Batman who inspired Cass to become a hero was a man who was going to fire her on suspicion she may consider killing an option on the table, a man who would attack Huntress on sight because she kills people. Now? His no killing rule applies to him alone unless Harley Quinn writers wants to stirr up drama in her book. This is no longer Batman who would inspire Cass.
Relationship she had with Barbara is gone, Babs too treats Cass at best as unpaid intern she needs to boss around.
Cass is no longer a hero. She has no desire to save lives because that would overshadow Barbara. She is there because Babsgirl needs cheerleaders and that’s it.
Desire to be Batman? Gone. Not even recognized as a runner up by anyone, less alone Bruce.
Her skills are nerfed to the point she can no longer fight her way out of wet paper bag, losing to literally every character she fights with because writing her properly could derail the edgy “plots” and overshadow white people. Making her lose every fight makes, in mind of bad writers, the baddies look strong. In reality it makes her look weak and incompetent. And no, beating mooks doesn’t count, anyone in ficiton can beat hordes of ninjas, there is an entire tope about it. Alfred the cat could replace her in League of Shadows and nothing would change, ninjas would die like flies because that’s what ninjas in comics do.
Also, Tynion made Cass a killer, destroying core concept of her character even futher. So her compassion is gone too, as one does not work with the other, not for Cass.
Her disability is gone too because we needed to make her speak perfect english to make popculture references and read text messages.
Her being best martial artist? Informed ability with nothing to back it up at this point. Her being omitted from Lazarus Tournament (thus sending a message she was deemed not worthy to participate) while Damian was admitted also gives him more legitimacy than she has in current canon.
There is literally nothing she gains from being in the Batfamily. As bad as Teen titans books have been I think at least one of them would let her shine more than she was allowed to in any book since 2015 except Outsiders. Then again I wonder if damage done to her to push rest of the Batfamily isn’t so extensive it may be beyond fixing. At this point I fear killing her off may be more merciful than further debasement for sake of white people.
I mean, what DOES she gets from being in Batfamily at this point? Being infantilized for stupid groupchat jokes? being a backgroud prop to Steph and Barbara and maybe Ryan? Endless promises a Batgirls book that is clearly NOT happenning andan idea a book like this is coming may have been made up by fans altogether? Slowly turning into racist stereotype of a meek, submissive doormat that we have seen in Future State, an event that was supposed to show us what is DC’s “endgame” plan for all their characters and in which only Shazam and Wally West got more fucked over? Being in the background of group shots with white people or some shallow “family” moments? Gove me something.
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I'm from a different dimension actually Chapter 7 Damian x reader
"Ira! I need my emergency kit!" Molly is pulling at my hair with a brush, I grimace at my reflection, she had put pearls and violet gems in my hair. Seeing as it already wasn't long bearly pushing past my ears, even though there aren't many of them in there it ways down in some places. I had already allowed her to put me in a ball gown, which I'm sure costs much more than my apartment building. It reminds me of peacock feathers, purples, greens, blues fill the cloth they blend seamlessly dark purple at the top and ending with blue at the bottom. I look at the matching marbled shoes and guilt climbs through me.
"Molly I don't need makeup, I'm already in a peacock dress, and there are gems in my hair. Besides the mascara is enough I don't want to spend an hour rubbing anything else off." Molly gasps, a hand gripping at her heart.
"Why-how could you say such a thing!" Ira hands Molly her phone, she screams. "We're going to be late! Ira put the bag back!" I'm yanked from my chair and raced down the hall within minutes I'm thrown into a limo with Molly's parents. Molly jumps in starting to yell at the driver shocking her parents who kept telling her to calm down. It doesn't take long to get to Wayne Manor, the courtyard is crowded filled with flashing lights from cameras reporters, and newscasts. They surrounded every inch with an exception of a semi-circle right at the front of the building where the car pulled up. Once more I'm pulled roughly out of the vehicle by molly, I nearly trip going up the stairs.
"Molly dear, we need to go in together!" My friend's mother pants from behind her husband seems to be in a similar position as me. Like mother like daughter.
I pull my arm away from Molly gently and smooth out my peacock dress, I sigh internally finding relief that I had personally told Molly to make the dress so it covered without it being tight. If I didn't then I would be pulling up the fabric like Molly who went not so modest. Not only had she blinged out she full-on black and high heels that pushed out her height. She looked good, and she made her parents match. When her mother finally catches up she puts a hand on her daughter's shoulder.
What happens after the incident leaves me at a table sitting behind a card with my name on it. Molly was seated somewhere else because I had used my own invitation instead of being a plus one. My eyes cast over the room soaking in again the decor of the newly decorated main floor. My energy seems to drain while I watch the people chat dance and laugh. No one was seated at my table and I was slightly relieved but I still felt odd. I had gone to parties with my mom in the past, ones that were held in her honor about her findings. I feel myself relishing in those memories I had looking back at the times she would pull a silly face at me while I was bored at said parties, or told a joke in some of her speeches. My mother was the expert in The Islamic Golden Era, despite not being a Muslim herself. She prided herself on giving credit to those who deserved more but had their work stolen by Europeans. But then, when she went on that Egypt and Greece dig she had found something that unnerved her. I knew what it was, and I wish I hadn't either. My happy thoughts turn sour, and I can feel myself grimace. I am tired...so tired.
"You made it, It's good to see you here." my head whips around falling on emerald eyes.
"Yeah, I had already told Molly that she could take me to the next party she goes to. However, I didn't know that if you came with an invite and not a plus one that you had to sit at a separate table." He snorts and sits down to my right.
"You were originally sat by her but father assumed I needed a friend," He shows me a card with his name on it. "so he changed Grayson out for you."
"Do you not have friends?"
"None close by."
"When have I accepted you as a friend?" He smiles
"That is a good question, but the same goes for me, you more someone I tolerate."
"Same here, Besides your a bad influence."
"tsk,...touche." his gaze looks me up and down and I have the sudden urge to say 'eyes up here'.
"You look tired, would you like to go to the library?"
"Usually libraries and tired people don't mix."
"How about a tour then, we have several artifacts my father has purchased that you might find interesting." He pushes harder.
"You want an excuse to leave, don't you? I thought my main purpose for being here was to talk to Mr.Wayne, not venture into the mansion." He sighs with his own body, visibly exaggerating the movements.
"My father is deeply preoccupied already in another engagement, he won't even be here for hours. Would you prefer to stay here doing nothing or would you like to leave?" He sounds rather annoyed while looking off to his left and scowling more. I follow my eyes to a group of three who I recognize from the cafe, all of them are pointing and smirking. I being to feel more drained at the thought of them coming here and stand. "Your home, where to first?" He shoots up, grabbing my hand dragging me through the dense crowd of people.
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"Amazing, this would date back to the early years of feudal Japan, this is Greek! Oh! There's a Khopesh and a Canaan Sickel sword on this wall!"
Damian scoffs sounding more like a laugh than a mocking tone. "You can tell the difference." I give him a look, feeling offended.
"Of course I can, you mostly can tell by the markings on the blade." I turn my head back to the wall slowly pointing to the distinguishable pieces of evidence. "This one is older Hebrew, and here you can see small hieroglyphics depicting the sun. Plus the metals on each blade are very different." I tilt my head back to him, his face stays indifferent. "You knew that already didn't you?" He nods and walks again.
"You must really like history, seems like you could talk about it none stop." He calls back.
"Did you forget who my mother was?"
"I thought she specialized in the Islamic golden era."
"It didn't mean she didn't know the history of other peoples. My mother developed research of anything she could get her hands on." I pause for a minute. "What about you, where did you learn."
"I was taught by some of the best in the world, my mother made sure of it."
"I see." We talk more while examining the objects displayed, I had fun just listening to him explain how his father got some of them. Though the collection wasn't huge it still made me a bit happy to see the objects. My phone buzzes, and I quickly take it out of my pocket.
Molly: Hey where are you we need to get going!
Molly: Dad got too drunk and now he's crying about the world.
Molly: We will be outside, Be there.
"Sorry, I have to get going, I'll see you at school later!" I run through the hall and snag as many macarons as I can on the way out. Molly waves from the car opening the door so I slide in faster.
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"Sorcerer found. Name: Doctor Fate, Subject: host"
"Anyone else?"
"Database shows,... John Constantine, and Zatanna. All other information is unavailable."
"Gather what they have on the crows send probes if you must."
"Proceeding."
Nightmare stands by the window waiting for his queue. I pull a scale out from the box and open the window. I hand him the scale and he chews effectively destroying the small miracle. "Remember stay out of sight if someone spots you wipe it from their memory and if you see a crow take the fight to the in-between and go for the kill. You have a little bit of my power with you only use it when needed." He purrs, rubbing his head on my hand, then jumps. He vanishes. I sigh putting the device in the box marked with an X just in case and push it under my bed. I head out into my living room putting some things away and cleaning here and there. Proud of my work I turn on the TV and sprawl on my sofa with a bowl of popcorn. Reruns of Highlander play on one of my favorite channels, I smile at my luck and sing to the theme song.
*Thunk thunk thunk*
I jump at the sound, I hear the noise again and follow it to my kitchen bat in hand. I flip on the light and smack my face, a very wet robin scowls at me through the glass. Only then did I notice the rain, and I pray that Nightmare is staying safe. I open the door and let him in, he mutters a thank you while walking in dipping water on my floor.
"Not to be rude, but is there something you need?" He ignores me and continues dragging water on the floor to the living room.
"Robin?" I catch up to him, he pulls something out from his ear and stuffs it in his pocket.
"I would like to stay here for a little while"
"How long is a little while, will I need to pull out the bed in the couch?" He gives me a look.
"There's a bed in your couch?"
"Sometimes I want to watch TV while I do my homework, laying down here makes it easier." I go to the bathroom to pull out some towels.
"Where was this when I was heavily injured?"
"I'm sorry, but the fact that you were bleeding was more concerning. I also put new sheets on the bed and you broke a perfectly good window. There is still blood on my cushions, and you wanted me to place you on the bed?" grabbing the biggest fluffiest towel in the bunch walking back out to the living room.
"You still on about that?"
"It was expensive!" I hold out the towel, he takes it and places his yellow cape in my hand. I frown but head to the coat rack hanging the heavy fabric on the highest rung. I feel short noticing its length, I turn back to Robin who's sat down on the couch the large towel engulfing him completely minus his hair. The black strands stuck oddly to his face and drooped sadly, I almost laugh because he looks like a sad cat. Like Nightmare whenever I give him a bath, I think I have a picture of that somewhere. "Did you want something to drink or eat?"
"Why is it that every time I come here you offer something?"
"It's a hospitality thing I got living in Minnesota, it's just being nice. Besides, you work to protect people, don't you? It only makes sense that I offer you something, I doubt you get paid to do your job. I bet you have countless scars from just doing so, I can do my part and help you feel comfortable. Call it a form of respect."
"Tsk."
I stroll into the kitchen, "Well, I suppose I could give some soda, tea, or water after all you left plenty on the floor."
"What happened to respect?"
"Well, I have feelings to sir! Tossing my words aside like that, I shouldn't even feed you." I poke my head back out, I smile at his scowl while he in turn glares at me. "Now for once, I am out of tea but I have several cans of cherry coke and some popcorn and macarons from a party I went to earlier. How about that?"
"That's fine." I hum grabbing what I needed and plopped back down in my seat handing him the coke. I place the brightly colored macarons and some chips I found between us along with the popcorn. I let myself get absorbed into the Highlander again just as MacLeod beheads another immortal and gains his Quickening.
"What is this?" My Jaw drops while I look at him concerned.
"Just how uncultured are you." His face flushes and his face twists he opens his mouth but i stop him. "Say no more, I will be right back." I come out with my computer and pull up VUDU opening season one of the show. "Sit back buckaroo, now your in for the long haul. Now right now all you need to know is 'There can only be one." His face contorts in confusion, but gives in and moves closer.
"I'm not going to get in trouble with Batman am I." He smirks.
"Most likely."
"Dammit."
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Batfam Ficrecs – Fluff Edition
Part 1
Everything is kind of crazy right now, so I thought some wholesome Batfam fanfics would be a great way to take people’s minds off it for a bit. I tried to mostly include fluffy/funny gen fics that are maybe not as widely known as the big fanfics of the fandom. Hopefully you find something new that brings you some joy.
Find Part 2 here.
The Happiest Place on Earth by Team_Alpha_Wolf_Squadron (Gen, 11.3K, Rated T): Bruce and the kids take a trip to Disneyworld and it is just so cute, I legit cried at the end. The Batfam doing normal family stuff is always great and every kid gets a day with Bruce, highlighting each relationship beautifully.
Lost At Sea, And I’m Having A Time by whaleofatime (Gen, 16.1K, Rated T): On a mission with Jason to deal with pirates in the Caribbean, Bruce finds himself ejected overboard and accidentally lost at sea. This is one of the funniest stories I have read in my life, the humour is superb. If you need something to make you laugh, go read this.
Best Served Wet by RandomReader13 (Gen, 2.3K, Rated T): Dick and Bruce teach Jason how to swim during his Robin days. Years later he gets revenge. Super sweet, I’ve read this one probably a hundred times. Perfect if you need something to make you smile.
Don’t Read Into It by RandomReader13 (Gen, 3.5K, Rated T): In which Jason is a literature nerd and helps his siblings. Very fluffy.
Call Me Hopeless by incogneat_oh (Gen , 3.3K, Not Rated): Dick and Jason bond after Jason’s first gala. Slightly drunk Dick is a treasure and Jason realising he now has a brother always makes me feel so warm inside.
But we’ll carry our brothers (oh, we’ll carry them home) by AutumnHobbit (Gen, 1.6K, Rated Gen): Bruce asks Tim to find Damian during a gala. Damian gets to act his age, Tim is a good older brother and it is super sweet. Mentioned Bruce/Selina.
Ensemble Performance by lowflyingfruit (Gen, 4.8K, Rated Gen): Damian has a dark secret and only Jason can help him. This is peak good big brother Jason, so sweet and fluffy.
Fatherhood in the New Millennium (or, Use a Great Ball, Stupid) by 8sword (Gen, 4.3K, Rated T): The Batkids get into Pokemon Go and Bruce is suffering. Very wholesame Batfam content.
Listen by CrimeAlley1048 (Gen, 2.7K, Rated Gen): Damian finds a new target for his aggressive care-taking. Some Tim and Dami fluff.
Paperwork by starknjarvis (Gen, 3.6K, Rated T): Jason thinks Bruce will kick him out because he failed a test at school. Starts out angsty but turns so fluffy and definitely leaves you with a warm feeling of happiness.
Carry by Ptelea (Gen, 4.9K, Rated T): Dick gets kidnapped and Jason rescues him. Lighter than you think and has some very good jokes.
Butts by hearslogos (Gen, 1.0K, Rated T): The Batkids debate what signifies a nice butt and it is hilarious.
Cat’s in the Cradle by TheResurrectionist (Gen , 3.4K, Not Rated): Tim gets his wisdom teeth removed, wakes up super loopy and bonds with Bruce.
Conflict Resolution by AnicomicQueen (Gen, 1.5K, Rated Gen): It started off as a quiet Sunday morning, until Timothy and Damian decided to take their argument outside. Batkids being normal kids, very light and fluffy.
Eye for an Eye by LueurdeLaube (Gen, 2.8K, Rated T): In which Jason makes the horrifyingly startling discovery that his youngest brother is...cute.
Peppermint Winter by RascalJoy (Gen, 11.9K, Rated Gen): Jason’s first Christmas at the Manor is spent bonding with his new big brother and Dick comes back to the family. Jason and Dick are super cute together. Then comes Christmas after Jason comes back with new little brothers and old traditions.
Home Movies by fanfictiongreenirises (Gen, 3.9K, Rated T): Tim unearths a box of videos from when Dick used to create and perform magic shows for Bruce and Alfred.
Just the Same by Sohotthateveryonedied (Gen, 2.1K, Rated Gen): Jason is sick and Bruce takes care of him and it is so fluffy.
Bedraggled by gypsydancergirl (Gen, 0.6K, Rated T): Tim gets rescued by his brothers and Jason shows Damian how to treat a pinata.
A Father’s Love by Mayarene Rose (Gen, 1.6K, Rated Gen): Jason has a habit of stealing the Batmobile's tires. It's tradition.
Biphasic Reaction by renecdote (Gen, 2.5K, Rated Gen): Damian has an allergic reaction and Tim takes care of him. Lovely little story about the two of them simply being brothers.
bred in decency and order by OkayAristotle (Gen, 3.2K, Rated T): Bruce finds an injured Jason in his study and helps with hot chocolate.
Boy I’m Telling You by fishfingersandjellybabies (Gen, 1.4K, Rated Gen): After a teamup with other heroes Damian finds himself standing alone - until his brothers join him. Very good Batbrothers content.
Fluffy Socks and Batman Onesies by chibi_nightowl (Gen, 1.5K, Rated Gen): The Batbros get deaged and use their time as kids to do what kids do - have fun.
Good Samaritan law by ShariDeschain (Gen, 2.2K, Rated Gen): Damian's not very good at comforting children. Jason's a little better. Just some nice Jason and Dami bonding.
Flutter, Flutter Little Bat by audreycritter (Gen, 6.2K, Rated T): Jason comes by the Manor to hang out with Alfred on Halloween but instead meets Bruce at the door. It’s a suprisingly nice night from there.
how many bats jumping on the bed by noctelle (Gen, 1.1K, Rated Gen): Everyone comes by to cuddle Jason because they love him.
if i’m going down i’m taking you all with me by spider_momo (Gen, 9.6K, Rated T): The Batfamily Group Chat is a recipe for disaster and so hilariously funny, you can’t read this without laughing out loud.
Honourable mentions for fanfics most of you have probably already read:
In For a Pound Series by Cdelphiki (Gen, 240+K, Rated Gen): An AU in which Damian came to live with Bruce as a baby and how that changed the entire Batfam. One of the best series out there with good dad Bruce and adopted sibling relationships that make you melt. If you like wholesome Batfam, you will love everything written by Cdelphiki.
The Dark Knight Strikes Back by audreycritter (Gen, 8.2K, Rated T): Bruce plays Minecraft and it causes havoc in the Manor. Very funny story about Bruce actually showing his playful side with a dash of feelings thrown in.
Fair is Fowl by Lysical (Gen, 4.3K, Rated T): Jason has the chickenpox, which is the ideal time to bond with Dick. I absolutely love baby Jay in this fic and Dick learning to be an older brother always has me so weak. I can’t even count how often I’ve read this fic, it always makes me feel happy.
And we will find a way home by AutumnHobbit (Gen, 1.9K, Rated Gen): A group of sick Robins sleeping off a virus gives Bruce the chance to remember how much he loves his boys.
batcoons by drakefeathers (Gen, 6K, Rated Gen): Jason adopts the racoons living outside of his safehouse with some help from his family (even though he didn’t ask for it).
Diversionary Tactic by audreycritter (Gen, 1.9K, Rated T): Jason has a unique talent, that is very useful, but also kind of gross. Hilarious little fic, always reread it with a smile.
Grow and grow till tall by AutumnHobbit (Gen, 2.3K, Rated Gen): Jason hangs around the Manor for some R&R, which winds up involving some carpentry.
#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#batgirl#batman ficrec#fluff#this got so much longer than I planned#so there will be a part 2
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Never alone - Chapter Twenty Three - Soulmate AU
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Previous - Here - Next
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Marinette didn’t sleep that night. Neither did Damian. She had spent the night in his arms, doing her best to not break down. Cloud had been there too, offering her hugs to comfort her. The dog had gotten so much bigger now, almost bigger than her own small frame, and fluffier than ever.
Having both her boyfriend and Cloud to hug helped her a big deal.
Damian made sure to make her talk about small things to distract her. They watched movies, and Dick joined them, worried about his future sister-in-law.
Marinette and Dick ended up singing along the characters when they watched Mamma mia, while Damian watched from the couch, obviously wondering what he was doing there.
But the Eurasian girl was a bit happier than she was the night before, so it was a win for the youngest Wayne. He knew it wouldn’t last, but at least, Hawkmoth didn’t get to take advantage of her emotional state.
They all fell asleep on the couch in the early morning.
Marinette didn’t have the strength to face Plagg for a whole week. It was only after a day at school when she talked to Adrien for the first time since he gave the ring up, that she decided it was time to have a talk with Plagg.
Adrien had seemed happy when she talked to him. She didn’t know if genuinely was happy or if he was really good at faking it, but he had an entire conversation with her with a smile on his face.
It was like he was a different person than he was a week ago when he had his existential crisis over his father being his enemy.
So, when she went home after meeting with Chloé for their group project, she put the ring on, its aspect changing automatically to her own taste, and Plagg appeared in front of her, a sad smile on his tiny face.
“Hey, bug,” he began and she could feel her eyes water when she heard the sadness in his voice. “Hey, none of that now. I know we’re both having a hard time, but it’s better that way, really.”
Marinette frowned. “What do you mean?”
The cat-like kwami sighed. “I’ve lost some of my chosen in the past. Some died. Others used the Miraculous for bad things and had to be put down or lost their Miraculous. Adrien chose to give the ring up so he wasn’t tempted to help his father by giving him half of the Miraculous he’s seeking,” he let out a wet laugh. “Honestly, I didn’t know the kid had it in him to do that. He can’t stand up to his father, but he still did the right thing.”
The fashion designer nodded, knowing how hard it must have been for the model to make this decision.
Adrien Agreste wasn’t the perfect teenager that everyone believed he was. He knew how to make it seem like he was perfect, but he wasn’t. Adrien… Adrien was a bit of an enabler. Being isolated by his father for years didn’t help in his social abilities, and his friends had to explain a lot of things to him. Like, what sexual harassment was, or why it’s wrong to let a liar get her way. Why it’s wrong to put the feelings of a girl he barely knows above the feelings of one of his closest friends. Why it hurt said friend.
Sometimes, if it wasn’t explained to him, Adrien wouldn’t understand, and wouldn’t put the effort to.
So, no, Adrien wasn’t perfect.
He had hurt her, both as Chat Noir when he forced his feelings on Ladybug, and as Adrien, when he told Marinette to put her feelings aside so a liar wouldn’t get akumatized, without a care about the designer’s own risk at akumatization.
He had hurt her, but she had forgiven him because he was her friend and she cared about him.
But, just like Plagg, knowing Adrien, his decision surprised her at first.
She felt bad for it, but she had thought, for a moment, that he was going to betray her.
Taking a deep breath, she scratched Plagg behind his ear. “I’m sorry you lost your partner,” she apologized.
Plagg let out another wet laugh. “I’m sorry you lost your partner.”
Pursing her lips, she gathered the black kwami in her hands. “But you didn’t even get to say goodbye.”
The kwami of destruction floating up next to her cheek, nuzzling against it.
“It’s okay. You don’t always get the luxury to say goodbye,” he floated in front of her face so he could look at her in the eyes. “We’ll be fine. And Adrien will be too. Now, we just need to end this whole thing, alright?”
Marinette laughed, but it was empty. “Alright.”
They waited a little bit before acting. They didn’t want to act so soon after Gabriel revealed himself to his son. If they acted and something went wrong, then the man could think that his son denounced him and could do something to him.
They didn’t want to risk it, so they waited until mid-March.
There were some Akumas during February but they were easy, which meant that Hawkmoth had plans for a much stronger Akuma later on. Hopefully, they would defeat him before he could act on it.
February has been a good month for them, and they enjoyed life a bit more than usual. Her project with Chloé was done and at the end of their presentation, they got a good grade. She was still seeing Chloé outside of school from time to time, beginning a tentative friendship.
She was glad to witness Chloé’s change.
Alya and Nino were doing better and remained friends. They even met Léa, Nino’s soulmate. They weren’t dating yet, but Marinette could see that they liked each other. She just hoped that when they started dating, Alya would be able to handle it. She had made so much progress in accepting her break up, she would hate to see her go back to how she was just after the breakup.
Damian and she finally got to spend their first Valentine’s Day together. They kept it simple, though, going out for dinner in a cozy restaurant, walking back to the Wayne’s apartment, and ending the night with a movie, cuddling with each other, Alfred the cat on their laps and Cloud at their feet.
She has been working on a dress for Damian’s prom and couldn’t contain her excitement. It amused Damian to no end and he would tease her about it and they would banter for a while.
Marinette was happy, and the sooner they got to defeat Hawkmoth, the happier she was.
Damian observed his girlfriend from the chair in her room. She was working on her dress, almost finished with it. He couldn’t wait to see her wearing it, knowing that she would be gorgeous in it.
He smirked, knowing that him going to prom with a date would shock everyone at school. It would amuse him for five minutes before finding it annoying, but he was good at ignoring the stares.
He hoped that Marinette would be able to ignore them too.
Looking around the room — with so much pink — he couldn’t help but think that a week from now, they would fight with Hawkmoth. He had no idea what would happen, but somehow, he wasn’t worried.
He had a feeling that everything would be alright from them.
Still, Marinette was being anxious over it, and he wanted to do something to help her relax.
Perhaps a weekend outside of Paris would help? They hadn’t left Paris ever since their little trip back in fall, and it would only benefit them to leave the city for a day or two.
Plus, it was getting warmer — too much, if he was being honest, and, wow, was the planet in danger — so they could go hiking somewhere.
Getting up, he walked to her, hugging her from behind. She leaned into him and he kissed her softly on the neck, going up until he was kissing her temple.
“I was thinking,” he began in a whisper, not willing to break the silence by being too loud.
She hummed in answer, leaning more into his chest.
“We should go somewhere this weekend, you know, to relax a little.”
Marinette sighed, but it was a happy one. “That would be great,” she admitted, turning around so she was facing him. “What were you thinking about?”
Taking her hand in his, he pulled her up and brought her closer to him so he was hugging her. She returned the hug, putting her head on his chest, listening to his heartbeat.
It was something that she did often, and Damian found out that it helped her relax.
“How about we go hiking somewhere? I heard there are great spots for it in Normandie.”
“It’s beautiful there. A bit cold and rainy though, but we should manage,” she looked up, smiling at him and he found himself smiling back.
“Good. We’re leaving tomorrow?”
She nodded and he leaned forward to kiss her.
The weekend has been great, but too short in Damian’s opinion. He didn’t get to spend time alone with Marinette too often. There was always someone to tag along with them, and this time, they had been able to enjoy each other much more than usual.
This is why, on their way back in Paris, he decided they could take the next step in their relationship.
“I was thinking,” he began, making Marinette look away from the train’s window to look at him. She smiled at him, much more relaxed than two days ago.
“We’ve been together for almost two years, now,” he said taking her hand in his. “I was thinking we could take the next step, you know?” He saw her nod, still smiling at him.
Looking into her eyes, he felt relieved that she wasn’t expecting him to propose. Good, because with the way he was speaking, it could have seemed like it, but it wasn’t.
“When I get back to Paris for College, would you like us to live together?”
Marinette beamed at him, this smiled he loved so much on her lips.
“Really?!”
“Really,” he nodded.
And then, his arms were full of his girlfriend, who was kissing him.
“I would love to,” she exclaimed once she put distance between them.
They met halfway for a kiss, sealing this promise.
Then, it was time to confront Hawkmoth.
The day before, they went to the police and presented their evidence against Gabriel Agreste. They told them that they would act the next day and would appreciate it if they could wait in front of the Agreste residence to arrest the man.
After reviewing the evidence, the police easily agreed.
Marinette chose to put the ring in the Miracle Box. If things were to go south, then Hawkmoth would only have one Miraculous and not both.
It was better to be safe than sorry.
She was so nervous that even Damian’s word and touch couldn’t relax her.
But she didn’t have to worry at all.
Defeating Hawkmoth was anti-climatic.
She had always imagined a great battle. Blood, destruction, screams. Something messy that would attract the city’s attention and would be followed by everyone.
But it wasn’t like that at all.
Gabriel Agreste and Nathalie Sanscœur were the former’s office, working on whatever it was they were working on.
They weren’t expecting them at all.
Robin and Nightwing were very good in combat. Way better than she was, and way better than Gabriel and Nathalie were.
They didn’t have time to transform before Robin and Nightwing took them down.
All she had to do, in the end, was to restrain them and take their Miraculous.
“Gabriel Agreste, Nathalie Sanscœur, you used the Miraculous for selfish reasons. As the Guardian of the Miraculous, I declare you unworthy of wielding one.”
Without waiting a bit, she took their Miraculous, stocking them in her yoyo.
Gabriel and Nathalie were escorted to the police to be properly arrested, and Ladybug could only stare after them.
It was over. Hawkmoth’s reign was finally over.
Paris was free.
“Are you alright?”
Robin’s hand on her shoulder was warm and when she turned around, the warmth and love in his eyes made her tear up.
And then, finally, she broke down.
She collapsed in his arms, crying for the first time in years, not having to worry about her feelings being taken advantage of.
She cried in her soulmate’s arms, and he held her.
He held her until she stopped crying.
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how to win friends
hi friends!! happy (belated, I'm sorry!) mean girls day!! please enjoy this little bonus drabble :)))
cw for violence/blood (and please let me know if i've missed anything!!)
enjoy!
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Janis isn’t a big fan of first grade.
She likes the work. She likes learning to read bigger words and longer books, likes learning about clouds and planets and bugs in science. She’s not particularly fond of math, but it has its moments. She loves art class and recess, and lunch and music.
It’s the other kids that are the problem. Janis has always been quiet and shy. She doesn’t like confrontation, and making new friends is always tough. Her best friend Regina from dance class goes to another school, and Regina usually does the talking for her. So Janis just sits in her spot and does her work. At least her teachers all say she’s a pleasure to have in class.
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In December, they have their first indoor recess of the year due to cold. Janis decides to spend it drawing a picture of a lion for her new baby sister.
She looks up when she hears raised voices coming from the table next to her, where some boys are playing with legos. “Girls are weak! My dad said so.”
Well, that can’t be right. Janis’ mom always says girls are the strongest people on the planet, and Janis shouldn’t listen when someone tells her she can’t do something just because she’s a girl. So Janis stands up and marches her way over.
“No they’re not! We’re just as strong as any stinky boy,” she huffs, crossing her arms.
“Nuh uh!” The boy replies. “You can’t even punch! You’re just a girl.”
Janis clenches a fist in frustration. Can’t punch, huh? She looks down at it thoughtfully. Her stepdad always says to keep her thumb out, so she carefully moves it. Squeezes her fingers a little tighter. And then she swings.
“Ow!” The boy yells, covering his nose with a hand. It’s covered in blood when he pulls it away again, so he puts it back with a frightened squeak. Everyone around starts making noises and frantically calling for their teacher.
“What is going on over here?” the teacher demands, marching up to the both of them.
“Uh oh,” Janis whispers. She’s done it now.
“Both of you, main office, now,” the teacher says, pointing to the door. “Janis, I expected better from you.”
Janis bows her head in shame and leaves the room, followed by the boy leaving a trail of blood behind him.
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The office calls Janis’ and the boy’s parents to come pick them up. Janis sits next to him on the scratchy seats in the office, elbows on her knees and her head in her hands.
The boy has now been equipped with tissues to stop the blood, but his nose is broken. Janis is even more afraid when she learns that means he’ll have to go to the hospital for it to get fixed.
“Whad’s your nabe?” the boy asks kindly. Janis looks up at him in confusion.
“Janis,” she murmurs. “I’m Janis.”
“I’b Dabian,” the boy replies, holding out a hand to shake. Janis winces at the blood on it, so he wipes it on his pants before holding it out again.
“Dabian?”
“No, Dabian,” Damian replies. “Wid an eb.”
“Oh, Damian,” Janis says. Damian nods.
“You punch good,” Damian says. “Wanna be frie’ds?”
Janis nods eagerly. “Yeah.”
“Okay. You can sid next to me toborrow.”
“Thanks,” Janis grins.
“Hey, we’re missing da sabe teef!” Damian says, smiling to show off his own missing teeth. Sure enough, they’re both missing their top front teeth and one on the bottom.
“We’re like twins,” Janis giggles. Damian nods eagerly.
“Yeah!” He cheers. “Whad do you like to do?”
“Uh… I like to color,” Janis says. “And read. And dance.”
“I dance too!” Damian gasps. “I do tap dance!”
“I do ballet,” Janis says. “Maybe we can do tap dance together!”
“Yeah! Ask your mom!”
“I will. If I’m not in big trouble,” Janis huffs. “Does your nose hurt?”
“A liddle,” Damian nods. “You punch bery hard.”
“My mom taught me to. And my stepdad,” Janis replies sheepishly.
“What’s a sdepdad?” Damian asks. Janis bristles slightly, but she knows he’s not trying to be mean.
“My real daddy died when I was four,” she explains. “And then my mama got married again. Her new hubsand is my stepdad.”
“Oh.” Damian says. “Did you getta go to da wedding?”
“Yeah. I had to wear this big dress, it was so itchy,” Janis huffs, shuddering at the mere memory of her hellacious gown. “I was the flower girl. But I got to stay up super late! And there was a lot of chocolate.”
“Ooooh,” Damian says in awe. “I lub chocolate.”
“Me too,” Janis giggles. “My mama drinks this… uh… I forget the name, but it’s like hot chocolate mixed with coffee. It’s sooo yummy.”
“I’b neber had cobee,” Damian says sadly. “My mom won’d led me. She days id’ll gib me too much edergy. And she days I already gots too much.”
“Mama only lets me try a little bit,” Janis agrees. “Maybe you could come to my house and try some. And you can meet my baby sister!”
“You hab a sisder?”
“Uhhuh. She’s just a baby, but she can already play with me,” Janis says. “But she still eats all the drawings I make for her. Her name is Julie.”
“She dounds cude,” Damian says. “I don’ hab any brudders or sisders.”
“They’re really loud,” Janis sighs. “Julie cries aaaaaall night. Mama says babies are kinda a pain, but then they grow bigger and it’s better.”
“My mom days I was already too buch,” Damian says. “Bud she days we mighd ged a dog soon instead.”
“I’ve never had a dog,” Janis sighs. “I had a fish, but he died. But I think cats are better anyway.”
“Bud dogs are so cude!”
“Yeah, but they’re so… wet,” Janis shudders. “So much slobber.”
Damian seems to consider this, and nods. “Cads are cude too.”
They both look up when they hear the door to the building open, and look out to see a man there. Janis hunches her shoulders up slightly. “Uh oh.”
“Whad oh?” Damian asks.
“It’s my stepdad,” Janis whispers.
“Oh. Is he mean?”
Janis nods. “He’s nice to Mama. And my baby sister. But he doesn’t like me very much.”
“Oh. Thad’s stupid.”
Janis gasps in dismay, as if he’s just said the most vile profanity known to man. But after a moment’s thought, she nods. “It is stupid.”
Damian giggles as she claps her hands over her mouth and looks around to make sure nobody else heard. “I don’ dink my dad likes me very much eidder. I’ll prodect you.”
“Thanks, Damian,” Janis says. “I’ll protect you from your dad.”
“Thanks,” Damian says. “Oh, dat’s my mom!”
“Oh, my poor boy,” Damian’s mom tuts as she comes barreling in, crouching down in front of Damian and assessing his nose. “What happened?”
“According to their teacher, Janis here punched him,” the secretary helpfully informs her.
“Janis Sarkisian,” Janis’ stepdad says angrily, also stepping into the room. Janis hunches further into herself in fright. “You need to apologize to this boy before we take you home.”
“No,” Damian says. “She proobed me wrong, she doesn’t hab to say sorry. I said girls couldn’t punch.”
“She certainly showed you,” Damian’s mom chuckles.
“Janis is duper cool, sir,” Damian continues. “She shouldn’t be in drouble.”
Janis’ stepdad hums thoughtfully. “We’ll talk about this with your mother at home.”
“See you toborrow!” Damian waves as Janis is hauled out the door.
“I don’t know about that, bud,” his mother chuckles. “Noses take a few days to fix, you might have to stay home tomorrow.”
“Bud I just med Janis!” Damian pleads. “I gotta cobe toborrow so we can be frie’ds!”
“We’ll see what the doctor says. Maybe we can set up a playdate soon if you can’t come to school,” his mother chuckles, ruffling his hair. “Let’s go get your nose fixed.”
Damian hops up and grabs his backpack, following his mom and chattering away about his new best friend forever.
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Damian is, miraculously, back at school the next day. He’s sporting a dashing splint and two black eyes, and is awed over by the other kids all morning.
But he keeps his promise and saves a seat for Janis. He helps her at science time, and Janis helps him with reading. They work together in art class that day to make a masterpiece of a clay turtle, and make the coolest snowman ever on the playground at recess.
“Did you get in trouble yesterday?” Damian asks as he heaves to lift the head onto it.
“Yeah. I’m not allowed to watch TV for a week,” Janis replies, hunting for the best pebbles for his buttons. “But Mama gave me a high five too.”
“Grownups don’t make sense,” Damian sighs. Janis holds out a handful of stones she’s found. “Those are good rocks.”
“I think so too,” Janis smiles, patting them into place with her little mittened hands. “Oh, and Mama said I can do tap dance class! She’s gonna sign me up next week.”
“Awesome!” Damian yells, bouncing up and down. “Wait, do we go to the same dance school?”
“Mama says there’s only one nearby,” Janis shrugs. “I know Mama’s phone number, you can give it to your mama and then they can make sure.”
“Okay,” Damian shrugs. “Come on, let’s see if lost and found has any hats!”
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ten years later
“Hey Dame?” Janis asks, cuddled up with her best friend on his bed and looking at the new playbills they’ve just finished adding to his wall.
“Hmm?”
“Sorry I broke your nose.”
Damian bursts out laughing. “It’s okay. Sorry I said you couldn’t punch.”
Janis smiles and ruffles his hair. “It’s okay.”
Because that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Superchat 6- Villain + Hero
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Chat Noir climbed into the window, careful not to trigger any alarms. He sent a message to Ladybug and Volpe, confirming that he had gotten in through and was making his way towards the painting. That was his target for the mission, the owner of the warehouse in Metropolis was a descendant of a very high up soldier in Natzi Germany. During their time of control over France, his great grandfather had stolen many valuable objects during the time. When the war ended he claimed to have never done it, and thanks to his family money he was able to hide the objects. Until they migrated to the States with the man’s son, that's when Volpe had found out about them. They’d been running this mock Robinhood team for a few years, and this was one of their biggest thefts yet. They were going to steal the objects, then return them to the rightful owner’s families. He turned the corner finally spointing the painting, he smirked before pulling up his wrist computer. He slowly began hacking the security for the area. Letting out a soft cheer when security fell he looked up walking towards the painting.
“Something tells me that that painting isn’t yours kitty-kat.” Chat spun around studying the man behind him. Superboy was flying a few feet off the ground, looking down at Chat amused. Chat slide his arm behind his back typing out a quick message to his partners. He gave Superboy a charming smile and sent him a wink before responding.
“Well, what gave it away handsome?” He slowly started to walk in a circle around Superboy, the man spinning to follow him. “Could it be the fact I don’t own the building?” Chat stuck out one finger as he walked slowly looking up at the ceiling amused. “Me hacking into the security system not a second abo.” He stuck out a second finger. “It could be the outfit, people have told me I pull off cat burglar a bit too easily, and that I take the name a bit too seriously too!” He winked sticking out a third finger. “Or perhaps its the fact that the owner of this painting lives in France and had it stolen from their family in World War two.” Chat said holding out a fourth finger, before stopping and turning to Superboy completely. Superboy looked at him in surprise when he said the last part. “I’m afraid you’re at a bit of a disadvantage, you see I know who you are but you don’t know who I am.” Chat slowly walked forward, placing his hand against Superboy’s chest. He leaned up staring into Superboy’s blue eyes.
“Oh? Are you going to tell me your name then pretty kitty?” He said staring down at Chat Noir, wondering what color those eyes were behind the green lenses. Chat let out a soft laugh leaning closer to the man, he stopped when his wrist computer beeped soft enough for both to hear.
“No where's the fun in that? I’m afraid you’ll have to catch me first, Handsome.” Chat kissed his cheek before dropping the flash grenade he had pulled from his belt. He raced towards the window as the grenade went off, overloading Superboy’s senses. Chat Noir was gone by the time Superboy could see straight.
Adrien sat down on his bed drying his wet hair lazily, his cat Plagg sleeping in his lap. His thoughts stuck on those pretty blue eyes, he groaned looking up at Marinette. She sat across from him finishing tailoring his suit for the next event they were going to. He debated telling her until she looked up at him, a silent conversation passing before he finally decided to speak.
“Mari, I think I’ve fallen for Superboy’s eyes.” He admitted causing Marinette’s eyes to widen as she put down her needle. She let out a soft snort after a while before smiling softly.
“Well I suppose I’ll talk with Nona, it seems Ladybug, Chat, and Volpe will be remaining in Metropolis for a while then.” Adrien’s bright smile was worth it.
Meanwhile Jon called his best friend after returning home from patrol refusing to look his father in the eye. “Damian, I need to talk with Mr. Wayne. Because, I think I might fall for the male version of Selina, and I need to know what to do.”
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Damienette arranged marriage: part 25
Credits: Miraculous Ladybug team for the elements I take from MLB show. DC for their characters, @ozmav for the AU, @maribat-archive for giving me access to so many different stories to have take inspirations from, @thyladyanput for idea for Chat Damian and me for the plot.
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Tossing her weapon at him and using some of the moves she learned from maman over the years.
This was like a spark. Immediately after Ladybug’s charge, other heroes also attacked. The battle has begun. At least until there was an ear-piercing cry of pain that got everyone’s attention.
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During previous encounters with the superheroes Mayura had much less trouble. It was clear that Pink Tigress was much better trained. Nathalie herself was a master martial artist even outside of the suit and her skill only increased when she put on the feathered outfit. But this was something entirely different.
Mayura redirected a very quick jab of the Chakram with her fan, but she had no chance to counterattack because Pink Tigress did not lose balance and instead followed up with low kick. The blue villainess jumped up to avoid it and used the opportunity for a scissor kick of her own. Her opponent reacted in time to cross her hands in front and rebound her, but it only led to further stand-off. They proceeded to meet each other in close quarter, exchanging quick, but viscious strikes. They were pretty evenly matched, at least it looked like that for first minute or so. But with each move it became clearer that even if Mayura had skill to back her up, she lacked in terms of deadliness. Tigress was silent and composed as the fight went on, while the peacock miraculous started to panic. It might have been just three minutes at best, but Nathalie found herself at complete defence, being pushed back constantly.
While the two women were fighting between themselves, Chat Noir and Ladybug had their own battle going on. Over the course of last month Marinette trained with her mother to utilize her yo-yo as more than just a simple thrown weapon. Before she didn’t really connect her fighting style with the projectile. It sometimes served as a shield for her to block the attacks but offensively it was much harder to utilize. At least until her mother helped her change perspective. The yo-yo was basically a blunt version of rope dart. She could use it both as a projectile as well as at close range. Sometimes the young girl even grabbed the weapon and used it like a stone to add weight to her attacks.
At the same time, it was clear that Chat Noir did not stop training. Marinette kicked herself over and over that she did not recognize clear fencing training before, but right now it was different. Adrien was now fighting with much more aggression than before. He did not back away or dodge the attacks, instead taking them on the weapon or even forearms or legs. He just pushed ahead. At first Ladybug tried to regain control and momentum she had in the beginning, but this new viciousness force her to stay defencive. She rather quickly got pressed to the wall.
“You don’t deserve to be Ladybug!” Chat Noir shouted at her. “Cataclysm!” The pasisian heroine managed to dodge the last second as the black bubbling energy crashed into the wall. The structure crumbled and cracks started to go up and onto the roof. Adrien turned where Ladybug lunged to to avoid his attack and fumed with anger. “You took everything from me Ladybug! You turned her against me! You corrupted her! But it doesn’t matter. She is the true ladybug and not some imposter. After my father is done I will give her your miraculous and we will be the greatest heroes Paris… No! The Wor…” He didn’t finish his speech because Ladybug lunged and pushed him away as a large chunk of debris fell where he just stood. Marinette could be disgusted with what Adrien has become, but deep down she still saw a friend. A friend she would not let die. In the impact, the ring slipped from his finger and rolled away. Adrien wanted to grab it, but a quick punch from his former partner knocked him out cold.
Elsewhere in the room, Viperion just managed to get the akumatized object. He quickly broke it and released the Akuma, causing the gorilla to fall down exhausted. Luka did not have time to focus on this. He turned to where Ryuko and Hawkmoth were going at it. She was a world-class fencer, but somehow Gabriel Agreste could match her and even overpower her. He was pushing the girl back. Then, he suddenly drawn a hidden sword from his cane and lunged at Ryuko. Without second thought, Viperion tossed his lyre like a frisbee to stop the attack. It worked, but he didn’t notice Mayura and Tigress fight getting dangerously close to him. Before he even realize the blue vilanness held him in front of her like a human shield, making it impossible for him to use second chance.
“Give up Tigress. Or the boy will suffer.” She threatened and to make it more real, she pressed the bladed fan to his neck. “We wouldn’t want to spill any snake blood today, now would we?”
Instead of answering, Pink Tigress tossed her chakram up. The spinning weapon bounced from the roof and fell at Mayura. She had no time to follow up on her threat and instead pushed the boy forward while she jumped back. She did slip the bracelet from his hand at the same time, making him detransform.
Ryuko noted the whole event in the corner of her eye. She was grateful to Luka for helping her, but she would berate the reckless boy later. For someone so composed he rushed in too often. She refocused on her battle. The plan was to keep Hawkmoth busy while other heroes get rid of any support so they could overwhelm the villain. So far it didn’t work as planned. She was on constant defensive.
“Tell me, miss Tsurugi. What would your mother say if she saw you get defeated by a civilian with so little training.” Hawkmoth teased her. “She would be so disappointed in you.” He added in mocking tone. Ryuko withstood the banter without even blinking. She tried to shrug it off, but he started to get to her. He also had to notice that her moves became more sloppy, because Gabriel continued with the mockery. “Or maybe she already resent you for skipping so many classes and trainings to just play hero? I can’t imagine what will she say…” He finally managed to catch her sword in place long enough with his own blade to use the cane he still held in the other hand to strike her arm. The pain made her let go of her weapon, but she made no notable sound. She tried to punch him, but Hawkmoth stepped out of the way and grabbed her choker instead. Kagami detransformed and fell on the ground, panting from exhaustion.
The whole building was falling apart and more debris now landed. A particularly big chunk would crush the fencer, but Sabine noticed in time.
“Power Up! Strength!” She jumped to where the girl stood and stopped her from turing into a wet puddle. At the same time, more chunks fell, cutting them off for the most part.
“Thank you madame.” Kagami bowed while still lying on the ground. “I owe you my life.”
“No worry sweety. Let’s finish it and go skin a cat, okay?” Sabine focused and used her enchanted strength to push the large chunk away and release them. She picked the girl and jumped out.
In front of her, the scene was mortifying. Hawkmoth held blade at Ladybug’s neck while she was forced to kneel before him. Next to him, Mayura had Luka in similar position.
“I think that was enough of the show.” The villain commented. You’ve all proven just how strong and heroic you are… But it ends here.” He was about to grab the earrings of Ladybug, but she started to toss around.
“Hold still girl if you want to see your friend and yourself walk out of here alive!” Mayura threatened her. To enforce the point made by his partner, Hawkmoth pressed the blade closer, drawing some blood. A single droplet traveled along the edge and hit the floor. The heroine felt her whole body go stiff with fear. She silently accepted her fate when suddenly there was an ear-piercing cry of pain behind her. The blade, together with hand that was holding it, fell to the ground. Hawkmoth stumbled holding the stump that used to be his hand. Behind him Damian wiped the blood from his blade.
“Leave. My Wife. Alone!” He barked and turned to Mayura. “The game is over.”
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