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Dick Grayson being a fox in beast world is wrong
(Working with actual animals instead of the furry ones in the comic bc I can)
I disagree okay
Dick Grayson is 1000% a massive dog that’s like 99% wolf dna 1% dog dna. Massive terrifying ass canines with the slightly slanted reflective wolf eyes that look like satan himself came down and designed the Grimm okay. He also is the massive dog that behaves like he’s a Pomi sized puppy stereotype
My evidence for this
- have you ever seen big dogs jump 10 feet in the air to go cuddle their owners. Dick 100% does the big dog defying gravity for sake of human affection and also too see if can vibes big dogs exude
- he is very very sweet but also if he crashes out he’ll rip you esophagus out with his teeth (90s nightwing)
- he absolutely scruffs cat!Damian with his teeth
Follow up to this:
Tim is a Robin
Damian regularly tries to eat this Tim
Steph is 100% a Goldie (best girl)
Jason is the chihuahua that thinks a big dog as Robin
Jason RH is a rottie
Cass is a lil friendly church mouse (silent, adorable, can bring down the plague) or a rlly pretty rainbow snake your choice
Babs is a cat bc she and cats both sleep as close as humanly possible to computers
Now some of you might be like “Bruce is a bat, Bruce is a Great Dane” wrong
Bruce has been herding around the league and his collection of tiny bird themed children that’s a whole as Shepards dog
#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#comics#batfamily#damian wayne#batfam#Stephanie brown#cassandra cain#yes Alfred is the Shepard#Tim is a very very round Robin#Jason is rottie don’t lie#dick gives big dog energy#I miss my pets man#Damian hisses
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Love the idea of Gotham knowing there's different Robins and giving them titles (Flippy Robin, Happy Robin, WTF DID HE GET REBORN OR SOMETHING WAIT NEVERIND ITS ANOTHER DUDE LOL Robin, Girl Robin)
The batfam make bets on what Damian will be called. Angry Robin? Stabby Robin? SWORD Robin?
They're all wrong. They wake up after Damians first night of patrolling and theres a new hashtag trending on Twitter.
#CuteRobin
#that boy would give Superman a run for his money with the way he's saving cats#Gothamites find the new tiny Robin (who hisses at Batman insists he's an adult and saves animasl) utterly adorable#dc comics#dc universe#batman comics#batfamily#batfam#damian wayne#dc robin
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DCXDP prompt : 4? 5? Whatever.
Yk how we all collectively at some point in our minds Killed Amity Park and made Danny get Adopted by the Wayne's? You can't deny. Anyways this is not that— the only thing here is the Danny gets adopted by the Wayne's part with little additions.
Danny Fenton's Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton going to Jail for Obvious Child Neglect & Attempted Murder + Child Abuse(Vivisecting Danny). Danny and Jasmine are far too young for this. Dan and Dani are de-aged and are acting like Danny's Twin(Dan) and little sister ofcourse. It depends if Dan is there, cuz in most of my AUs he's redeemed but that's not the same for everyone.
Ages:
Dani : 7-8
Danny : 15
Dan : 15
Jazz : 17
Anyways Imma just...
Imma start this with a chapter like prompt because I don't know much on how to actually make a descriptive prompt and more of a go with the flow type of— yeah imma just write:
Danny held onto Jazz's arm as if it was his last line of Sanity, he hasn't been able to sleep due to nightmares of Jack and Maddie's Cruelty, Understandably enough Jazz had Danny in her lap clutched to her chest in her arms. Her Gaze hard and serious, ready to defend and talk without mercy to whoever talks to her that she didn't trust. Apparently Jack had a distant cousin, Bruce Wayne assigned as a God Father as well.
Jazz held onto Danny's hands sharing her warmth that contrasted to the cold temperate of Danny's body. He buried himself further into her chest yearning for more of her warmth shutting out the noises he's hearing as they sat in the courtroom. The judge soon in between the two billionaires, Vlad Masters and Bruce Wayne, the Judge asks softly, with their gentle voice to Jazz.
Jazz looks up her hardened gaze that seemed frantic and anxious immediately softening upon looking up at the trusted adult, "Tell me Jasmine, I will give you the option to choose." The judge finally says, "But—" Vlad tried to protest but was immediately shut down. Dan shifted uncomfortably and holding onto Danny and Jazz's arm desperately, also anxious. He does not want to be with Vlad. Dani was in his lap also trembling. The siblings are all anxious and Jazz is the only one they could trust to make the decision.
Dan looked up at Jazz, her eyes tainted with darkened eye-bags due to nightmares as well but she's staying strong for her baby siblings. ".... I choose the safest option..." Jazz started with a sigh, looking down for a moment at Danny who looked exhausted and reliant to Jazz's warmth. "I choose Bruce Wayne." She looked up with a determined gaze at Bruce and the Judge. "JASMINE—". Vlad started to protest and whipping his head to Jazz's seat.
Jazz felt, Dan and Dani flinch, Jazz grit her teeth, "Shut up Vladimir Masters. You are not gonna be me and my sibling's guardian. Never in my life will I let that happen." She breathes out, despite her form trembling a trusted adult placed their hand on Jazz's shoulder allowing jazz to relax knowing she and her siblings are protected. "Very Well." The judge merely says hitting the Gavel made of hardwood on the sound-block placed on the judge's table hence announcing the final decision.
It all went too fast, well too fast for the Fenton's to now new adopted Wayne Siblings, Danny and Dan stuck close to each other, Danny was exhausted and they could all tell by his constant groaning and almost accidentally scratching his not yet healed stitches especially the Scar of his attempted Vivisection. "Shhh...." Jazz just kisses Danny's hair and made them all lean on her body, Dan's Head on Jazz's Lap, Dani in Danny's Lap and Danny's head resting on Jazz's shoulder on the backseat of the car.
Jasmine Jade Fenton, now Jasmine Jade Wayne sighed in relief, feeling her body relax. She eyes the rearview mirror and saw Bruce who was driving them personally, His eyes was soft, a gaze that could only mean care and worry. Jazz stiffened for a moment and analyzed Bruce's Current body language, She could tell he was relieved. She guesses that being able to understand his emotions quite literally is being part of her liminality, being somewhat of an empath helps her understand other's emotions quickly.
"Hey... You guys comfortable back there...?" Bruce softly asked and Jazz nodded and smiled. "Yes... Thank you... Uhm... Sir Wayne." She responds, the hardness of her tone now long relieved as she's successfully kept her family away from Vlad. "Just call me Bruce.." Bruce smiled back and Jazz nodded with appreciation.
Jazz looked down over to her siblings, all fast asleep as they could finally relax their bodies. 'I won't let anyone hurt any of you...' she thinks to herself, tears welling softly down her cheeks. Quickly she wipes them off before Bruce could notice, she took a deep breathe and quivered slightly at the thought of the future.
[End of Prompt(?)]
Edit/Additional:Sam and Tucker are alive, AMITY is alive and ghosts are now in JL tracker but they've become much more peaceful and cooperative and refusing to state who their king is due to his request of "Animosity" (Danny? Or Dan— or Clockwork as a Ghost King Proxy)
I'm someone who adds Dash/Danny ship but here idgf— Sam helps Danny and the others adjust to Gotham(I'm thinking of my HC where she's actually a Gothamite) and Tucker being Tucker, the Tech Geek, emotional support and absolutely loves his PDA
That's all I could think of! This is probably an angsty type of healing, Identity Reveals, Found Family. Hurt/Comfort, angst with a happy ending(?), Familial Love/Platonic Love. :33 have fun with this prompt!
Please tag me if anyone finds a fic like this or someone writes a fic of this! >:33
#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny phantom fandom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcu#dc x dp crossover#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp prompt#dc x dp prompt#dpxdc prompt#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc prompts#dp x dc au#dp x dc prompt#Jazz Fenton will do anything to protect her family#Danny is Tired#Dan is also tired but fighting through to keep Danny from damaging his stitches#Dani is traumatized and possibly selectively mute due to that? :33 interesting for her#selectively mute but she slowlt gains the confidence to speak again letting them hear her voice and see the real her!#Danny is so tired and so drained & Clockwork is kinda helping with keeping Danny alive despite him should have been staying with frostbite#Dan is redeemed ; he is a very protective brother in my POV like a Damian stabby stab with no stab jjst punch scratch and hiss#he's always gonne be there to peotect his sibs and same with jazz who will not hesitate to take down anyone considered a threat
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Damian and Tim are getting along he sees the suspicious glances shared from Jason, and Bruce.
Even Alfred but Dick can't be more happy his two favorite people are getting along.
Today he watched Tim help walk Titus and he found them last night snuggled together in Damian's room.
He couldn't stop himself from flopping down on top of them he woke up so well rested knowing his baby birds were safe and content in his arms.
Don't get him wrong he knows they are up to no good he's also well aware that for a long time now there has been no real animosity between them.
Every fight is carefully calculated to throw Bruce off their trail.
How either a rouge or some dictator would conveniently go missing right after Damian was caught trying to stab Tim.
He's not an idiot and why would his Robin's hide from him.
Dick Grayson has never denied being a bit of a possessive person especially with his little bird's.
So what if evidence is erased or bloody clothes is hidden he has no problem sharing a secret smirk with Tim.
It really wasn't that hard to dissolve the remains of a couple Animal Abusers to see Dami's smile.
He would do anything for his boys and Bruce doesn't have to know exactly how far he will go.
All that matters is Tim and Damian.
He would happily bury Bruce just to hear a giggle from those two.
But for now he will be a good nightwing and cuddle his birds and make sure he gets in on whatever chaos they are causing this week.
It will also be Dick, Tim, and Damian he will do anything to keep it that way.
#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfamily#protective dick grayson#dark dick Grayson#nightwing is a little unhinged#dick is hissing at anyone who gets two close#what brought Dami and Tim together was Dick Grayson#they are all a little unhinged for each other#Jason is scared and staying in crime alley#Bruce doesn't want to deal with it#batfam
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Can I have like,, an au where Danny & Damian knew each other while they were tiny kids (whether or not they're brothers or if Danny was like. A kid from one of Raa's servants) where, while Damian is now a better version of himself, Danny has fallen from grace.
Picture; Danny that isn't as op but concerningly smart????? Mad scientist Danny? Mad scientist Danny. Who've been betrayed for too long so now he just... Snaps.
(TW: IMPLIED SUICIDE. CONTINUE WITH CAUTION.)
Gone was the scared teenager that went through loss after loss, after loss. The teenager that was betrayed by the people he served and the 'parents' that took him in, the boy who lost everything. Now, as he stood beside his creation— the one who will end the world itself, Danny is eerily calm, as he looked at Damian that stood across him with a gentle, soft smile. There's acceptance in that smile of his; and he couldn't help but reel on how they both can still change.
But Danny—the sweet, sweet boy that he once knew, simply chuckled and shook his head.
"And this world is merely a dot in the vast universe. Then, our souls will wonder about the vast stars, isn't it beautiful?"
"Bshoufak, Dami." He smiles, "when Time will inevitably reconstruct this universe to a new one, and taking us with it—"
"—I hope, fate will be kinder to the both of us."
#Plot twist: They got Danny away faster then him destroying everything#YES this was inspired by the last Reverse:1999 update i haven't moved on#batfam after this probably: No Damian we can't keep this one he literally almost erased all mankind#Damian: *Hissing noises*#They'll cave in.... eventually#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#dpxdc prompts#batfam#dc x dp#dc x dp prompt
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Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?
Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK
#i insist you know bruce is yawning and rubbing his eyes like a kitten and he's wearing Clark's huge shirt only#and he makes grabby hands at damian who immediately rushes in his arms. hisses at clark like a barrel of angry cats#they cuddle and watch cartoons on clarks netflix while clark is like. am i. am i a father now#clark kent#bruce wayne#damian wayne#superbat#dc#dcu#incorrect quotes#text
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Dp x dc idea 3
In this phantom planet happened but they did not thank him they turned on him Dc and dp are in different dimension in this.
His parents managed to convince world leaders that phantom killed there boy and was just using Danny body. The world only agreed because they were terrified of his powers.
Jazz tried to convince them, they were wrong and he is Danny. Sam and tucker are trying to protect Danny and elli. I’d imagine all of Casper high backing Danny the a list did protect him when the whole gauntlet of reality happened.
When all is said and done the world took no prisoners. Danny, Ellie and vlad (he’s still hiding in space) are the worlds most wanted. Dani and Ellie were severely injured and hardly able to get away.
They wake up with frostbite and clockwork over them. The world is no longer safe but they can’t remain in the infinite realms they are half human. The obvious solution send them to a different dimension.
They were sent to dc and end up in Gotham. All they had was a thermos, Ellie took a lipstick laser gun, and some medical supplies from frostbite. Danny is pissed off and hurt he doesn’t want to hurt anyone but he only wants to protect his sister.
Danny was willing to steal enough money to get a shabby hotel room for a month or so to figure things out. He got to fake identity’s and a job at bat burger he may not like anyone but he doesn’t want to have to steal more then he has to.
Elli the little menace that she is still wants to help people. It’s her personal mission to annoy red hood until he puts up with her what’s he gonna do shoot a kid. She wants to avoid Batman both Danny and Ellie think he is a demon with bat powers. Danny cant stop Ellie so he just mother hens her. He would be ready for when they turned on them this time.
Red hood is just freaking out there is a child meta no older then 10 in Gotham just following him and beating up people. He’s not Bruce he doesn’t want to deal with this. Following this child calling herself spirit was harder to then he’d admit. She went from white hair to prime adoption bait and great she has an older brother no older then 15. How was he gonna keep the two pieces of adoption bait away from bruce and why did he feel calmer around them.
Besides worrying about Ellie Danny was doing just fine ignoring his problems. Working at bat burger was fine definitely not reminding him about the nasty burger explosion that lead to him abandoning humanity. There was a regular who would just stare at him like he was glowing.
Duke was freaking out.
By the time Jason got forced into a mandatory dinner the two adoption bait were there. He did get a warning from cass not to ask Danny about his past he was greatly hurt by whatever it is. Ellie immediately knew he was red hood the minute he walked in. He was definitely getting a lecture about not reporting meta children.
As time goes on Ellie gets more open and talks about her dimension, how it turned on them and talk about her hero phantom. She was just his clone how he saved her and she met Danny because of him . How he saved everyone in a town that hated him. How he saved the world and they turned on them. They were horrified but Bruce got two new kids and finally had one who wasn’t a vigilante who liked galas.
During a bad fight against a massive invasion were everyone was down. Danny was just watching from the bat cave as Ellie and his new family went down. Alfred just looks at him and hands him a mask asking if he was going to go help.
Danny does and takes names. He downs the threat in less then two minutes just grabs Ellie and Damian they were the most injured looked at Batman and said he was taking them. Then he starts to mother hen them at the batcave.
The league and Batman were now freaking out.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dani phantom#dp x dc prompt#justice league#the justice league then freaked out#Superman was shocked that Dani was a clone#Bruce your new son isn’t normal#Danny definitely likes galas#Danny could take them all on#Danny is a mother hen#Alfred and Danny get along well#they both just want to look after the vigilantes#everyone just was freaking out#Jason laughed when he heard the kids thoug hit Batman was a demon#dani definitely hissed at them when first meeting them#dani hats galas she sat on the roof with cass#Damian calls the two pit demons#jason was revived in dirty ectoplasma#Danny fixes it
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de-aged fics are great and i love them, but rotating in my head once again is damian wayne accidentally getting turned into a kitten instead of a baby
#something something exploration of vulnerability#he hisses at everyone#and who needs a sword when you have claws#damian wayne#dc robin#dc comics#batfamily#batfam
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Jason, holding up Damian: Stinky
Dick: No!!! Don’t be mean!!
Jason, swaying him back and forth: Stinky bastard man
Dick: No!!!!!!
Tim, not looking up from his case files: Naught baby. Brat Robin.
Dick: NO!!!!!!!!!
#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect Batfam#dick grayson#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#Dami is a stinky boy!!!! little bastard#yes the entire time Damian had his arms crossed pouting and he hissed at Jason at one point#definitely tried to bite him to escape#*did* bite him after he got put down#love that little shit so much#Dick: Damian is wonderful and perfect just like all of my brothers#Jason currently bleeding: He’s a fucking feral cats#Damian: *hisses at Jason*#anyways this absolutely works for every single version of the Batfam#but the first time o thought of it was with baby/toddler Damian#and the hang in their baby Batfam#hang in there baby verse#I just think it’s funny if it’s an actually toddler Jason is calling stinky
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baby dragon damian who reluctantly and grumpily consider tim to be part of his "family hoard" but no one knows because the two of them still tend to go into an all-out brawl when they cross paths until a thug dares to injure tim and damian is suddenly HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO BURN
#tim drake#damian wayne#batfam#do dragons hiss? who cares#i don't have enough energy to write these days but#the complicated relationship between these two. oof
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#icb i posted this w/o tags the first time#what is wrong w me#superman: where do you find these kids#bruce: they just show up tbh#especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up#anyone: so which one is really robin?#bruce: they are all really robin.#bruce: dick wanted to kill a man.#jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY.#tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me#stephanie also wanted to kill a man.#damian did kill a man. or two.#YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark
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Tucker and Sam help Danny get set up in Gotham with a job, crappy apartment and school (I’m putting them as 17) with a little record hacking. Tucker goes with Danny to his new job (emotional support? Hacking opportunity?) but gets delayed. He meets Dick Grayson in the elevator and what a coincidence, they’re going to the same floor. Tuck and Dick seem to get along pretty well actually and start chatti-
Crashing noises and muffled shouting come from down the hall. Tucker and Dick share a glance before bolting to the office. They slam the doors open to reveal two Identical teenagers wrestling on the ground, one is hissing? And the other is biting? The fighting pair notice the doors open and kick each other away before scrambling upright.
“Look out he’s a clone!” They point and shout at the same time.
DPXDC Prompt #131
Danny started his new job at Wayne industries today and he was a little nervous about messing up. His adopted family the Fentons kicked him out after finding out he was Phantom. Danny was a little disappointed but it was better than how he thought they’d react. He knew he had other family and from what little cryptic Clockwork told him they lived in Gotham.
He gets to his new bosses office and knocks on his door. When he’s told to come in Danny does so but then comes face to face by what he can only assume is his twin and the CEO of the company, Tim Drake. Danny had about 5 seconds before he found himself pinned to the floor.
#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny fenton#danny phantom#Absolutely spiderman pointing meme#who is hissing and who is biting? Who knows#Damian being perfectly civil with Danny but still despising Tim is a hilarious concept#Bruce not even realizing Danny is a whole other child for like 3 whole days#I just realized how terrifying Steph and Danny would be with their gremlin energy#Sam meanwhile is having a pleasant convo with a Dr. Isley#nothing to worry about :)#prev tags
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Nightwing is a little bit batshit sucks to be Jason (TW Torture)
"You know, I felt so guilty about your funeral not that Bruce actually told me, but I would have wanted to be there."
It was supposed to be quiet night after his duffle bag stunt the alley, and majority of the actual problems have finally understood that the Red hood meant business was someone to be feared.
He didn't expect Dick in full blue bird getup to be sitting on his couch sprouting bullshit.
"Dickhead get the fuck out of my shit, and I don't give half a one about whatever your bitching is about."
He doesn't even see him move.
His back collides with the floor pain shooting straight into his spine. He can't even gasp before Dick's escrima is pressed to his throat.
He swallows.
He looks up at his brother in a way it's easy to forget the power of Nightwing under hugs and laughter he's deadly.
Batman's first protege the leader of the titans one of few able to actually take down the Bat.
"I wanted to be excited Jaybird, My baby brother back, and all grown up, but I think you forgot the rules Little Wing."
All cheery like it's a daily occurrence to threaten your supposed brother.
He goes to speak a hand covers his mouth pressure enough to pop his jaw.
"It's my turn ok Jay? Nod if you understand."
He nods.
"Now I don't mind what you did to Bruce, I happen to agree he should have done something, I killed Joker and guess what he revived him." He says with a giggle.
"I almost happened to enjoy your little bomb under the Batmobile if only my Robin wasn't about to enter it." Is growled into Jason's ear.
Almost on instinct Dick pushed down harder the stick starting to cut off Jason's breathe, before becoming almost gentle.
"You understand don't you, I protect my Robin's especially when they are running around in my suit. I still will happily protect you Little Wing, but you had to hurt my Baby Bird."
"Timmy's fourteen and you're funny enough over the age of eighteen Jaybird and what does it say about me if a grown adult can hurt my bird without consequence?"
Jason won't beg the little Pretender deserved what happened every broken bone, the fear it was music and no matter how scary Bitchwing can be he won't apologize he will do it again.
Dickhead must see his lack of apology the escrima turns on. He screams teeth shaking as he seizes. Dick turns him to the side a gentle hand rubbing his back incase he gets sick. It feels like hours but must have only been seconds.
"To think that was the lowest setting, I had hoped that you would apologize but I was wrong." Like a parent with a misbehaving child.
"It's ok, plan's can change, I'm gonna do it one more time, not enough to kill you of course! But you will be very uncomfortable when you wake up."
Laughter that would be hard to differentiate from a certain clown.
"You will learn though no one hurts my baby bird, especially not you."
It hurts so much, he bites clean through his tongue a scream cut of as vomit spews onto his floor quickly joined by another liquid.
He passes out to the sound of Dick's quiet humming and a hand running through his hair.
#Dick is absolutely batshit in this one#nightwing is a little unhinged#Jason is also not doing to hot#protective Nightwing#poor jason#dick Grayson#Jason Todd#timothy jackson drake#Tim isn't in this but it's so his fault#tw torture#TW idk its dark#dick is hissing at anyone who gets two close#to Tim and Jason got way to close#it's not actually horrible but I wanted to forwarn#tim drake#batfamily#damian wayne#batfam#bamf batfamily
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Dick, holding Tim close while hissing at the hundreds of people gathered outside the Manor who all want to adopt: Who the hell posted an 'Available for adoption' advertisement for Tim?!
Damian, actively printing more adverts: I have no idea
Jason, posting them all over town: Must have been Alfred
Tim, who had designed the ad in the first place: Just let it happen, Dick
Bruce, running in: Can I adopt him again
#Dick: No. My turn to adopt him now.#Dick: You already had your chance#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#nightwing#red hood#red robin#robin#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batsiblings#dc#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfam
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This would mean Damian is a cat boy too- I’m cackling
(sigh) it's another stupid series from me. bruce is a catboy
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DPxDC "Pick Me Up"
The stream goes live on the first day of the school year. It's the usual song and dance - mad laughing, threats, poor jokes, terror, and about thirty kids huddled together in a classroom behind Joker's back. Tim recognizes it as one of the Gotham Academy classrooms. Dick can't imagine the horror those kids' parents must be feeling right now. Jason jokes about middle school traumatic experiences. Damian is feeling very justified for skipping classes today.
Bruce, all suited up in his Batman garb, is making his way to the Academy as fast as he possibly can. Those are kids.
Gotham is once again anxiously kept on the edge of their seats, watching as Joker decides to interview the kids on their learning experience so far. Something about leaving a good first impression on the new generation or some other bullshit. Most kids stutter over their words - it's true that Gothamites are way more composed when facing life-threatening events, but those kids are only fourteen or fifteen for the most part. They are not old enough to keep their cool in the face of a murder clown.
That is, until Joker points his camera at one of the girls. Black hair in a high ponytail, blue eyes without a trace of fear, a slightly displeased, even bored expression on her face. She looks straight into the camera, not even waiting for the laughing madman to finish his question, and deadpans:
"I don't think I like school. Pick me up, please."
Joker sputters.
"Not so scared, I see," he sneers, and, in the next moment, a comically large gun painted in purples and greens is pointed to the girl's forehead, "How about now?"
The girl scrunches her nose and makes a so-so gesture.
"It's kinda meh," she admits, "Like, yeah, points for style, but you know, size doesn't matter. It's all in the technique."
Dick snorts over the comms. It's a bad time for laughing, sure, but the phrase caught him off-guard. This is not what you'd expect to hear from a teen, and definitely not something you'd expect anyone to say to the Joker. Jason's comms are muted, but Barbara knows he also laughed a little.
"Technique, you say?" Joker hisses, pressing the gun closer to the girl's head, and she winces, leaning away from it, almost as if she is disgusted by the touch.
"Yeah, I mean, guns are not that scary anyway. What are you gonna do with them, blast my brains all over the floor? Been there, done that," the girl shrugs, "Kinda nasty, but overall, it's just like slime, only sticky." She pauses and looks to the side, seemingly lost in thought, "Huh, maybe we should have added Borax to it. Or was it baking soda?.."
"Listen here, you little brat," Joker's fingers catch the girl's chin, and his voice becomes sickeningly menacing. Bruce is almost there, just two more minutes. Tim is already grappling onto the wall.
But none of them get to finish.
"Put your dirty fingers away from my sister," a low, cold, and even in a way that speaks of barely contained fury, voice comes from out of the screen.
The camera spins, like whoever is holding it turned really fast, and everyone watching the stream sees a fairly normal guy standing by the window - a turtleneck and ripped jeans, same black hair as the girl, same blue eyes... Wait, they are not blue.
And that's not a guy.
The camera falls down to the floor, and there are a lot of panicked screams coming from the broadcast now, but none of them sound like children's voices. It's the screams of adults, of grown-ass men, and later, someone even claimed they heard Joker's scream among them, too. The picture on camera glitches a few times, and the angle is awkward, but everyone still gets to see how shadows in the room morph into eyes, wide open and green, and how the darkness grows sharp teeth, countless grinning mouths that don't belong to any faces.
Screams turn into gargling and then to quiet whispers, filling the ears of all those listening with countless words in languages they don't know.
Red Robin turns off the recording and looks to that same guy from the levestream, sitting across him on the couch. The guy - Daniel, or Danny, as he introduced himself - looks him in the eyes and raises an eyebrow.
"Okay, and?"
"How did you do it?" Tim asks for the third time this evening. Danny blinks.
"Did what?" He asks, completely incomprehending. Tim groans. He's been trying to get his answers, any answers at this point, from the guy for thirty fucking minutes already. So far, he's got nothing. Danny, whoever the fuck he is, proves to be the most annoying human being on Earth.
"Seven people in a coma, including Joker himself, with no physical injuries and none of the children remember a thing! How?!" He demands, and a girl's face peeks from around the corner:
"I remember!"
Tim snaps his head at her, "What do you remember?"
The girl pauses, blinks, and looks to Danny. Then shrugs, "My brother picked me up from school."
Tim drops his head down and breathes out in frustration. He can't force the information out of civilians, he is a vigilante, not a mafia.
"Would it make you feel better if I promise not to do it again?" Danny asks, and his voice is way too innocent for Tim to believe him. He raises his head to look the guy in his shameless, amused eyes.
"I hate you."
"Thanks," Danny grins.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#tim drake#batfam#batman#dani phantom#danielle phantom#eldritch danny#but he wont admit to it#cork prompts#i wrote this as a way to relax#theres zero plot to it#just danny being petty#and dani saying mildly concerning shit in camera#it was her first day in the new school#all in all it was a fairly okay first day
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