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starry-bi-sky · 25 days ago

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MMMM twins au with danny and dan except its og TUE timeline danny and dan

ok okay i neeeeed o write this down and share it before i explode buT. as the title says. twins danny and dan (who im going to be calling James/Jamie bc i cannot express how much i despise the name dan) where, instead of disappearing into the ghost zone after he's separated from danny's body, Dan rips out Vlad's ghost half, tears THAT in half, and fuses one half with himself and the other with Danny.

Shit happens, and BOOM. Two morally ambiguous and perhaps slightly murderous demonic twins from hell. Daniel James Fenton and his Twin WHose Always Been Here What Are You Talking About :) James Daniel Fenton. They are both depressed, lonely, and one bad day from becoming a mass extinction event :)

this is because i got grabbed by the hair today and dragged into the SVSS fandom screaming and the fanart of Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan/Shen Quingqiu (????) with his fan entranced me. Ice Prince Core is my favorite thing so naturally i have to implant that onto my favorite blorbos ever :)

After the Incident, both their appearances changed and they're practically identical to each other. Sorta. They both have heterochromia and salt-and-pepper hair. But Danny has one green eye and one blue eye and white hair with black streaks, while Jamie has one blue eye and one green eye and black hair with white streaks. I'm iving them both long hair, for funsies <3

nobody can tell them apart, they keep getting confused on whose who and frankly the mix-match hair and eyes make it worse not better asjd. they're horrifically codependent. please do not separate :)

and because i must. im pulling a blood blossom/tales of the passerine and giving them to pre-robin batman. batman and his terrifying demon(??) twins. nobody is quite sure if they're human or not, and the scourge of gotham are a little too terrified to ask.

(they dont HAVE to go to batman while he's pre-robin. however. i think its much funnier that way bc gotham isn't use to A) Batman having kids, and B) Batman having TERRIFYING kids yet. think of all the new fun rumors)

they both use war fans while they're out, and neither of them use their ghost forms because they at least have the remaining empathy to know that they're more likely to murder someone accidentally as a ghost :). Ghost form is for fellow mythicals and Functionally Immortals Only! Not for Squishy Humans.

Jamie: murder. bloodshed. revengggee Bruce: no. no. Justice. peace!! hope! Danny: bittinngggg. blooood. ^-^

They're honestly not bad kids they're just horrifically traumatized two halves of a whole that can never be reunited ever again :).

idk what their vigilante names are but i do know that the underground refer to them in horrified whispers as 'the twins'. this all stemmed from the desperate and sudden urge to see Danny and Jamie, as their vigilante selves, hiding the lower half of their faces with fans and looking terrifyingly judgmental while they do it <333

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc au #danny phantom #dan phantom #dp x dc au #dcxdp #dpxdc prompt #the twins au #look look it doesnt NEED to be DPxDC specifically i just WANT it to be. give bruce two twins who arent technically twins at all but the #shattered remains of a boy's soul who will never be whole again :). i need them to be like. 13 when bruce gets them but also when they're #older they're the picture of refined and lethal elegance. bc brrrrrrr. they have scarves bc scarves brrrr. they're like capes lite.#despite Jamie's demeanor comma it IS danny you need to watch out for dont be fooled Danny is not harmless nor declawed he's simply quiet :)#just do you- do you-- dont run away --dO YOU SEE THE VISION. I AM ON TH FLOOR FROTHING. DO YOU SEE THE VISION #they both have hollow looks in their eyes and that never really goes away even after they get older. but it does get better. bruce does hel #bring back some of that spark bc i refuse to slander that man in my house. im going to let my babygirl be a father like god intended #its par for course that of course bruce wayne's new kids look like supervillains in the making. just look at what happened to harvey dent #the gotham public is so certain that beloved bruce wayne has adopted demons. but nobody can prove anything other than the eery reflection #in the twins' eyes and their too sharp teeth. their pointed ears and soft voices that take up the room. antichrists the both of them #bruce wont take this slander and the twins?? honestly?? dont appreciate slander against bruce either. thats their New Dad actually #anywhoosies just a new fun au idea that includes og timeline danny :)) i dont think he'd be anything like his counterpart bc of the trauma #he and jamie get along surprisingly well (according to other danny's standards at least.)

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realbeefman · 1 year ago

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i like that wilson is kind of a creepy freak. yeah keep every single gift the dead have given you in the office you use every day to remind yourself of what you perceive as failure (the inevitability of death). live every day in a symbolic mausoleum of the fate that will one day befall you, no matter how kind you are, no matter how many you save.

#*petting wilson* you are so normal babygirl. you are so so normal and regular #james wilson #house md #imagine im jerkinng off while writing this post and im doing like a. like a ‘yeahhh suck that dick bitch’ kinda voice #thats the inflection happening in mh head #or yknow dont. u can do whatever u want im not the police

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mugentakeda · 1 year ago

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category 5 jetko moment

#iroh isnt homophobic btw. hes just stupid #he has really bad gaydar but only with his nephew and close friends #Hes like why does my nephew always get frustrated when i set him up with girls...#why does piandao call jeongjeong babygirl....#i feel like even in an au where jet doesnt realize theyre firebenders hed still have beef with iroh. For comedic purposes #hes like i dont believe in getting the parents approval thats stupid and idgaf. But then zuko is family oriented #so its less of “get mushis approval despite us lowkey beefing”#and more of “do not let zuko find out we have beef or he will be upset probably #and iroh shares this sentiment and thats how they end up getting along. Kind of.#IDK #jetko #jet #zuko #iroh #avatar the last airbender #atla #alicias art

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ihatethebrits · 13 days ago

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“demetri is a bad frien-“

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO #tears shirt off hawk-style and howls at moon #he’s my babygirl #cobra kai #cobra kai season 6 #demetri alexopoulos #cobra kai demetri

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ishomieokay · 25 days ago

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AND WE MADE YOU PAIRS || coming soon ||

──── a homelander x muslim oc story.

✰ summary - Homelander’s mission in Syria puts him in direct conflict with Noura, an activist working to protect her country from foreign interference. Although their initial encounters are fraught with tension, over time they develop a begrudging respect for one another. Homelander is drawn to Noura’s fearlessness and conviction, while she catches glimpses of humanity in him.

When Noura’s town faces annihilation, Homelander must make a choice. Will he remain the military’s loyal wardog, or will he do something good for once in his life?

✰ warnings - stalking, obsessive behavior, mental instability, cruel and unusual punishments, breaches of the Geneva Convention, war and everything it implies basically, bigotry and prejudice.

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blueskingdom · 10 months ago

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screw the leafs have auston’s side profile instead

#cause wtf is going on #cant even bring myself to watch any third period anymore #do we not learn from our past mistakes??#apparently fucking not #can we not do empty nets again. i beg.#tell myself i dont care #yet here we are #see yall back on thursday..#(#HERE FROM THE FUTURE OMHEJCNKSLG #papi hatty and a win life is good #)#anyway have some am34 side profile cause we need to find joy wherever possible #peak the sweater paws though #babygirlism actually #toronto maple leafs #maple leafs #auston matthews #am34

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delopsia · 2 months ago

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I fixed him 🌸🎀

#hes so babygirl #i dont know why but i had to do this #robert reynolds #thunderbolts spoilers #lewis pullman

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mohntilyet · 2 days ago

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they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.

#illario as a guy who regretted his power grab but had no choice but to double down after lucanis came back is interesting to me btw #not entirely canon compliant to how the story is set up but yeah #even illario going WHAT . when he finds out lucanis is alive i am choosing to believe is him panicking because #zara did not in fact get him to die. illario thought he would die there. he did not. (what has he done) (shit. he has to do it himself)#and double on that . caterina didnt trust him enough to tell him #once again reminded he is dellamorte the lesser !#and still he knows hes not even a good crow. he couldnt actually kill lucanis. he cant actually bring himself to kill lucanis!#so ofc he spends the next act trying to manipulate him into leaving and for lucanis to believe its his own doing #and only when all of this fails (too soft to even kill his grandma btw) he has a public brawl w lucanis #that ends so badly for him that he is humilated in front of all the remaining talons #hes literally my babygirl #illario dellamorte #dav spoilers #dav #txt #rook: im sorry abt illario :/#viago: dont be. he had many unredeeming qualities from before he was a traitor

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monkiinart · 3 months ago

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bios drabbles.. i miss him so much

#bios #bios is a little bit lost in my brain rn #i dont know what to do with you babygirl #go cause trouble somewhere. he'd be a great f&h npc actually #he'd thrive in those thickets #but yeah.. always on the mind this one.. my little mushroom prince

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nanpecan · 2 months ago

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i am once again posting unfinished fanart...

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lilliemadoka · 2 months ago

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catch u on the flipside 😘✨

(cleaned up sketch under the cut because i kinda liked it a lot. please ignore the shoes i couldn't be bothered to fix them. it's all sketchy and weird just PLEASE b nice 2 me...)

#except dont because the game sucked ass #if someone makes their own flipside please let me know. my poor babygirl jecka #class of 09 #co09 #jecka #jecka class of 09 #this was a big leap from my usual stuff but i fuck with it!!!#like most of my drawings uploaded here are... battamonda and like #they're so cool toned and stuff #jeckas all pink and blonde and bright #shes so good #i'm doing these for all of the class of 09 girlies. i think i'll polish emilys off next. or nicole.#the flipside is horrible except for the 7 seconds bullying joke #and ari with the hello kitty stud belt #and jecka putting a stick under crispins razor scooter lmao #AND emo jecka my love #SPOILERS BTW #the uh jecka death ending was so haunting like jesus #very ooc. ik nicole is fucked up but it wouldn't have gotten that far... she would have bullied the shit out of jeffrey for that #what else was uhh good #the jeckari kiss! fuck yeah!#anyway jesus christ imagine making a game bad on purpose bc you hate people shipping characters who flirt all the time #couldn't be me love

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oswaldpettyeyeart · 8 months ago

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he's certainly my angel <3.

everyone should listen to pulp musicals like right fucking now!!!! its so good!

you can commission me something like this! all the info is in my pinned.

#i overworked a sketch so now i HAVE to post it lmao #like i do plan on drawing something more polished with him but who knows when that happens #i certainly dont!#someone pay me to actually finish my wips i would be sooo grateful /hj #pulp musicals #kalfu pulp musicals #kal pulp musicals #kalfu #kal #jeff blim #he's so babygirl i say about a man(?) in his forties(?)#the ghosts of antikythera #tgoa #pulp musicals episode 3 #pulp musicals tgoa

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p4nishers · 2 years ago

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dont get me wrong i LOVE jealous obi wan but what i prefer is absulately PATHETIC jealous obi wan. like he sees quinlan flirt w cody and brush up against him every opportunity he gets just to annoy obi wan and he's fuming so much he trips and falls flat on his face. or when he sees ventress throw herself into codys lap and is about yell but smacks into a wall. or even better some random local on the planet they're staying offers to show cody around and he's too busy starting at every move they make and he full on headbutts a tree branch and cody has to call the medic to come aid him. obi wan is v smug that cody forgot his guide existed the moment he saw obi wan. VERY smug.

#no matter what yall say will change the fact that obi wan is the biggest simp to ever simp coming in VERY close second to anakin rizzwalker #who upon first meeting rex blushes such an alarming shade of red that he passes out and when he finds rex at his bedside he jumps so high #in surprise he falls off the bed and gets a bruised back #ANYWAy pathetic obi wan my favorite genre of man to ever man #he's SOOOOOOO pathetic and babygirl i thrive on his suffering #<3 him #dont ask why ventress is throwing herself at cody its random but i can see her doing fhat just to piss obi wan off #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #clone wars #star wars #gay #tcw #sw #the clone wars #asajj ventress #quinlan vos #rexwalker

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insanostyle1231 · 4 months ago

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my professional bg3 villains tierlist

#im so sorry gortash girlies #this is not an attack on you i just personally dont like your dog #i understand his storys probably good and shid but the inherent tragedy of orin just grips me like a steel watcher's fist #ketheric is also there i guess #what makes him compelling to me is moreso that he knows hes a terrible man and believes himself beyond redemption #and he knows what hes doing will drive him further down the dark path but has the mindset of ''back out now and itll all be worthless''#orin the red #orin anchev #ketheric thorm #enver gortash #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #ive rambled so much to a friend about orin #ohhhhh babygirl you are so tragedian #free my girl she did everything but like. idk. let her go

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ishomieokay · 1 month ago

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I basically write Homelander fanfiction bc I really want to see latino rep in this fandom and I feel like it's a story that I can and should tell. I won't lie, though. I generally love the idea of this walking and talking allegory of white nationalism falling in love with a woman of ANY minority.

Homelander being inescapably attracted to a Chinese woman? Count me in.