#DO U SEE THE VISION!!!!

[florallylly]

completely idiotic concept but zookeepers stobin who mainly deal with the penguins but the penguins are the party who are the penguins of madagascar. does this make sense.... and yes i only mean the four boys like max and el are regular people

[bug-crimes]

bro I went outside in the damp the other night for like 5 minutes and I'm absolutely Littered with mosquito bites like I had been out there for 5 hours

and I'm kinda just like damn 🥺 my mosquito buddies rly said even if life is so ass for u sometimes u are Always a gift for us and if that isn't a mood booster idk what is

[zukkaoru]

fainted love by conan gray + souheki,, can anyone else see my vision

[mobydyke]

harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

[kwadlayns]

talk to me in french, talk to me in spanish 🍒

[arillustrated]

fuck it. avatar as calico critters

zuko, iroh and toph

[maiooo-0]

RAAAAAAH I LOVE THEM

[ebysse]

ma’s old singer

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

do i know realistically that bruce wayne is the type to text formally? yes? but do i think it would be funnier if he texts like gen x (?) with their weird uses of … and overly vague and unsettling messages? absolutely.

like please imagine

bruce: tim is gone..

dick: what???

bruce: to visit konner

dick: omfg

bruce: on the plane..might not make it

duke: what?? bruce is everything ok??

bruce: we will be late

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

shouto’s the type to feel too far away from you when you’re not at arms length. so whenever he has homework to do he does it on his tatami floor while holding your hand. he’s unbothered too, arm not cramping or moving while he writes perfectly well (or he tries) with his other hand. when you think about your position you can’t help but laugh from your spot laying on the floor. shouto never gets what you find funny.

[moyazaika]

got the craziest idea. hear me out chat. you know those promises you make with your best friends when you’re both young?? it’s so silly and sweet, but the words ultimately mean nothing—

“promise me if we’re still alone in twenty years, let’s get married to each other.”

“i promise.”

—to you, at least.

you moved on, from not only that promise you made, but the person you made it with as well. you moved away far beyond his reach when you got older and wiser and realised that actually, the way he touched you and spoke to you and promised you he’d kill everyone who looked your way? that wasn’t okay.

and so you left; and he’ll be the first to admit… it worked. for years, he had no idea where you’d gone. he searched desperately, always keeping an eye out for his darling childhood friend, but whilst his life was consumed by your abrupt absence… you had forgotten him entirely.

you’d forgotten all about the sickeningly sweet declarations of his obsessive affection, and the violent threats he’d always make towards anyone who ever so much as spared you a passing glance. at some point, you’d forgotten what it even was that you’d run from in the first place.

well, until he shows up on your front door, twenty years later, with a ring in one pocket, and a pair of handcuffs in the other—

—he’s going to cuff you, one way or another.

just let this be your lesson not to make promises you can’t keep, next time. :)

[starspilli]

FINALLY did some of the x men & dc crossover stuff that’s been rattling around in my head lol. & trust me i have more. i just think these ones would have interesting / funny dynamics lol

[lovesickn3ss]

they would be in love i thinks

gift for a friend!! ive never read dunmeshi myself but im p sure laois is a freak magnet and vash is a freaky chicken so!!!!!!

[cherrirui-official]

I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

[icepip]

yuta would love having a cute n sweet girlfriend who turns into a brat when they don't get what they want. throws a fit when he doesn't do exactly what she says, deciding that she doesn't want his cock anymore. using a dildo that's bigger than him and making the loudest and lewdest noises possible as she takes it, making his dick ache and leak. he knows he's not big and it's so embarrassing and she's so mean about it, but he can't deny how turned on it makes him. he's pathetic, he knows. she makes sure to tell him as he goes to her and begs her to touch him again, that he'll buy her anything she wants, that he'll take her to her favorite restaurant and treat her so well, he's sorry, he'll do better.

[riggedtrap]

thinking about lawrence stalking adam back