#i just feel like it

[thatstruwu]

legalize your quarrelling today ft. simon blackquill and nahyuta sahdmadhi

(pls read the tags!! tysm <3)

[skateisawesome]

inexplicably i dont think tori can swim

[phykoha]

i think it would be funny if I went full circle and started posting undertale stuff again

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

Im dead chat

[demonslayerdoodles]

Blaaaaaah I’m gonna delete some OCs

New list:

Kaori Nakamura

Akiya Kurebayashi

Shi Yutō

Homura Rengoku

Sayuri Kasue

[adhdnursegoat]

yall i'm old and have been removed from tumblr for like a decade. be patient with me while i figure out all the tips and tricks.

thanks to @caesariawritesstuff for being my guru and tolerating my ignorance

[fishagain5846]

Considering having the laytons move to stansbury earlier in the au im doing. Hm

[nthflower]

Stepford cuckoos more like stepford cookies.

[13o7billionyearsinthemaking]

You know what?

https://discord.gg/9RKm3agAPe

Here you go. Free

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went