#DO NOT burn all the WITCHES
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Definitely real deleted scene from the Agatha All Along Finale (it happened in my heart, okay?)
â ď¸âźď¸Warning: SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT! â ď¸âźď¸
Billy, after tracking down Jen: SoâŚthatâs how it happened.
Jen, sipping her wine: Mmhm.
Billy: Aaaaaandddddd now Agathaâs haunting me. Somehow sheâs become MORE annoying as a ghost.
Jen, finishing her drink: That sounds about right.
Billy: YouâreâŚsurprisingly not surprised by any of this. Did you figure it out already, orâŚ?
Jen, pouring herself another glass: I had an inkling.
Ghostly Lilia, poking her head into the room: We helped.
Billy: *chokes*
Bonus:
Billy, eyeing Ghost! Lilia: So, uhâŚyou said we, right? Whereâs Alice?
Jen, sighing: Sheâs outside. She gets all poltergeist-y when sheâs upset and my houseâs electrical system canât take it.
Ghost! Alice from out the window: YOU KILLED ME FOR MY POWER AND THEN DIDNâT EVEN USE IT?! YOU LITERALLY THREW MY LIFE AWAY FOR A KISS, YOU ASSHOLE OF A LESBIAN!
Ghost! Agatha, poking her head out the window: SoâŚno hard feelings?
Ghost! Alice: *glaring at her*
#I like to imagine Lilia and Alice are haunting Jen the way Agatha is haunting Billy#or Alice at least (it makes sense to me that a protection witch who felt like she didnât do anything with her life;#would spend her afterlife watching over her friends)#Lilia gives her little bits of advice for the future#Alice helps ward off curses and other bad shit#Jen just accepts it because ofc thatâs her life at this point#she burns wine as a sacrifice sometimes so they can have wine nights together#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#jennifer kale#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#ghost! Agatha#ghosts#agatha all along#agatha all along incorrect quotes#aesthetic: haunting your friends because you donât feel like going into the light#justice for alice
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My favourite gays hands
#Theyâre opposites#Alice has burn scars and have broken most of her fingers and her nail polish is chipped bc she bites her nails and forgets to repaint them#Jens hands are long and moisturized and manicured and taken care of#I AM planning on doing the rest of the coven (you can see Billyâs hand cut off) these are just my faves to mess around with#And they deserve more appreciation for their cute gayness#Alice hands should be even more fucked up a actually#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#bloodpotion#alice x jennifer#bloodpotions#agatha all along#agatha all along fanart#pzyii arts#Witches and gays love hands#alice x jen
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Imagine Luz waking up in the in between realm and seeing the fight with the cubes. Seeing Hunterâs desperate fury and Belosâs struggle to finish him off đ. The fight could probably be big enough to alert some people. Perhaps⌠even Lilith and Amity? Who just arrive and see Luz lying thereâŚ? Belos being like âhe killed the princess, get himâ, while Amity and Lilith know thatâs not possible and are just shellshocked. All the while Luz is in the in between watching everything go down and desperately wanting to go kick Belosâs ass and tell everyone sheâs actually ok and the titan is cool.
When she eventually comes back as Titan Luz, Belosâs christian puritan ass being so freaking shocked heâs like wait a minute you were dead. What did you see? How are you back? And then she delivers the final blow, âi can talk to the titan bish and he hates youâ and bam destroys him.
What would even go on in Hunterâs mind? Belosâ? Amityâs? Luz as she wakes up and realizes sheâs dead? OooOooOoo goodness I LOVE THIS
HELL YEAH, LET'S GET LILITH AND AMITY IN HERE. always need as many people to witness the temporary character death as possible. Maximum Drama Baybey
belos going from trying to kill hunter to an immediate "he's MURDERED my POOR SWEET DAUGHTER" as soon as there are witnesses.... jesus christ. yeah that's on brand.
i think lilith would freeze and not know how to react, at first. but amity.....
this is back early enough in the timeline that amity and hunter aren't yet friends -- if anything, they're the Opposite of friendly. so hunter shouts at amity that he's Lying, he's making it up, he killed luz, don't LISTEN to him-
but he doesn't expect it to Work. because amity is a coven soldier before she's anything else. and amity only knows hunter as someone who can be violent, and nasty, and cruel.
except, like. amity has Seen hunter interact with luz. she knows he loves her, even if she doesn't exactly Get It. and more importantly, hunter is clearly out of his fucking mind with grief. and pain. while belos is clearly trying to save face.
so amity is like. yeah. alright. the emperor is full of bullshit.
time to wreck my entire life for a guy i hate!!
and she jumps into the fight. to protect hunter. i'm particularly fond of the idea of her dragging him across the room with teleportation magic & hunter being like "no, blight, you've gotta believe me, LISTEN to me" while she's like SHHH. SHUT UP SHUT UP DUMBASS. LET ME GET YOU OUT OF THIS
except belos makes it clear that he intends to execute hunter on the spot. and amity is like. well. unfortunately i will Not be holding him still for you. so. i guess we have to fight :/
and you Know that the moment belos lashes out at amity, lilith is going to go apeshit. the luz situation might make her freeze in horror/uncertainty, but when amity is threatened, lilith can move So Fucking Fast.
SOOOOOO fucking fast.
Delicious. touches the soil.
#meanwhile as for luz: the situation is slightly more frantic than in canon#you wake up in the afterlife with the god whose entire world you've been profaning your entire life#and you give him that entire prayer from the OG princess timeline directly.#please please please help me. please help me. if you help me i'll do anything i'll burn down the whole empire i'll fix it all. PLEASE#replies#toh#princess luz au#princess luz au titan timeline#and who is that other witch#horrible mindscape trauma pals#shitty idiot repression gang#amity blight#hunter toh#lilith clawthorne#belos toh#luz noceda#<-oh my god tagging this was fucking exhausting.#long post
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the trap keeps springing. the tension and fear so high that rationality fades away in favor of stepping right into the witch narrative
#umineko liveblog#the correct thing to do here is keep that letter sealed and burn it#unfortunately everyone let themselves become easily maneuvered pawns so that was never an option#the simmering of all the conversations and ideas acting as a paranoia infusing tension release#god everyone was fully at the witch narrative's mercy from the minute they stepped into the study#even in a space with no 'magic' the rot is so powerful they did it to themselves anyway
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anyone else concerned that sheâs The Wizard Steal and not The Wizard Steel?
#i love her with all my heart#but also#i wouldnât put it past brennan#I trusted asmodeus with my whole heart#And Iâm doing my best to not be burned again#worlds beyond number#wbn pod#brennan lee mulligan#the wizard the witch and the wild one#y'all Iâm so paranoid#i donât even know what this would mean#But I thought Iâd share anyway
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I actually love learning history, but we barely learn any of it in school. I want to learn EVERYTHING! ESPECIALLY the crazy stuff! Teach me the things that don't make sense! Teach me the details about how people loved, what they did! What shinanigins did they get up to? Make me reenact something ridiculous and crazy!
Gods, I love history!
Got these pictures from my for you page on Tik Tok
These pictures are NOT mine.
#tik tok#history#love history#this isn't history related but way do we have to take 4 whole years of English???#like wtf#i swear to god we basically do the same thing every year#my mom said when she was in highschool they had to take Latin#i wanna be forced to learn a language#latin sounds kinda cool#my school doesn't even teach that#i want asl to be a language class#i bet SO many people would benefit in the future from learning it.#mention of witches#witches#mention of witches burning/witch trails#history is actually pretty fucking cool ngl#I kinda hated learning history in school#it was just so fucking boring#i learned all of the past presidents in second grade#why do i need to do that again in highschool?#i can't believe we didn't watch Hamilton in any of my history classes#HISTORY#make history more fun to learn#why is it like school was designed to punish us
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chat i am violently fixated on harry potter right now may i dump my shit here
#and no. i do not support jk rowling at all. burn the witch đĽđĽđĽ#im scared of the rest of tumblr finding it thats the issue ill prolly make specific tags for it#im rewriting bits and pieces of the books and characters to get rid of the weird shit she wrote into there . . .#let me be delusional please
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i think this covers all the truly wild stuff well enough. i have a brand of autism which makes me need to see people talk about the things i like all the time and i see a lot of media illiteracy wins and just bizarre ideas in the process. enjoy
#should i tag this?#that might be kind of mean. im above the people putting their hate directly in the main tags#i do need all my AT followers to gather around this like a witch burning though#shout out to the ppl putting their actual good opinions in my tags mwah ilu#basilposting#atposting
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hello everyone. do you want to see my tua self insert whose lore is so confusing and discombobulated because of time (i also have too many ideas for her lore wise so it's okay i guess). i'm being brave, because you are seeing her and i'm indecisive.
look at my darling. i love you. (i like the one on the left a lot i'm sorry)
picrew
#guys i'm being brave. be proud of me.#she is everything to me did you know i love her so much#did you know she's also a tragedy and the love of her life is fighting apocalypses#<- s4 doesn't exist to me okay#funnily enough their like ship name is âslow burn tragedyâ because i was saying it as a joke#but it strangely works out because they're both a tragedy in the making god save them both#her lore is odd because there is a canon of me following the seasons and it being widely different#<- i'm not showing or talking about that one as that's for me personally#she'll get like plethora of different lore because timelines exist#<- i'm the biggest nerd with time you'll all hate me (probably)#oh yeah hi hi hi hi hi!!#she and five are forever together and i do not CARE what you say they are in love your honour#probably.....#another fun fact about her is that i called her âthe witchâ and refer her as âeightâ a lot#i'm being so brave rn guys are any of you proud of me#sighs so loud i combust into flames#i'm fine (i'm lying)#ashley talks#should i make a s/i tag for her but what would it be lol#<- i think i know#i'll add it later.#i'm just proud i managed to talk to show the self insert and talk about the f/o i've been too scared to talk about#it's five btw if you care <- i love him a lot he means a lot to me please let me have this.
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Hearth to hearth, the Flame of War went.
Over snow-blasted mountains and amongst the trees of tangled forests, hiding from the enemies that prowled the skies. Through long, bitterly cold nights where the wind howled as it tried to wipe out any trace of that flame.
But the wind did not succeed, not against the flame of the queen.
So hearth to hearth, it went.
To remote villages where people screamed and scattered as a young-faced woman descended from the skies on a broom, waving her torch high.
Not to signal them, but the few women who did not run. Who walked toward the flame, the rider, as she called out, "Your queen summons you to war. Will you fly?"
Trunks hidden in attics were thrown open. Folded swaths of red cloth pulled from within. Brooms left in closets, beside doorways, tucked under beds, were brought out, bound in gold or silver or twine. And swords-ancient and beautifulâwere drawn from beneath floorboards, or hauled down from haylofts, their metal shining as bright and fresh as the day they had been forged in a city now lying in ruin.
Witches, the townsfolk whispered, husbands wide-eyed and disbelieving as the women took to the skies, red cloaks billowing. Witches amongst us all this time.
Village to village, where hearths that had never once gone fully dark blazed in answer.
Always one rider going out, to find the next hearth, the next bastion of their people.
Witches, here amongst us. Witches, now going to war.
A rising tide of witches, who took to the skies in their red cloaks, swords strapped to their backs, brooms shedding years of dust with each mile northward.
Witches who bade their families farewell, offering no explanation before they kissed their sleeping babes and vanished into the starry night.
Mile after mile, across the darkening world, the call went out, ceaseless and unending as the eternal flame that passed from hearth to hearth.
"Fly, fly, fly!" they shouted. "To the queen! To war!"
Far and wide, through snow and storm and peril, the Crochans flew.
#Chapter 65#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Manon Blackbeak#no spoilers please first read along with me#spoilers in post and tags with more notes reactions quotes annotations etc in tags#Dorian had gone to Morath. Had flown from the camp on wings of his own making.#He would have chosen some sort of small ordinary bird Manon knew. Something even the Thirteen would not have noted#Crunching snow told her Asterin approached. He left didn't he. She nodded unable to find words. â she knew. East not North.#She had offered him everything and had thought he'd meant to accept it. Had thought he did accept it#She had offered him everything and had thought he'd meant to accept it. Had thought he did accept it. Yet it had been farewell.#He would not cage her would not accept what she'd given. As if he knew her better than she knew herself. Do we go after him?#Today-today they would decide where to go. Today she'd dare ask the Crochans to follow. â The Last Crochan Queen The Witch-Queen#to head back into hell The sun rose full and golden as if it were the solitary note of a song filling the world. â for him she would#Terrasen calls for aid! A young Crochan's voice rang through the camp. â but for her people â THEY GOT THE CALL â GO NOW#Even if she'd needed it waited for it. The Flame of War. What say you Queen of Witches? A challenge and a dare. Manon lifted her chin to -#-the two paths before her. one to the east to Morath the other NORTHward to Terrasen and to battle. The wind sang and in it she heard the#answer. I shall answer Terrasen's call Manon said. Asterin stepped to her side fearless as she surveyed the assembled camp. As shall I.#And so it went. Until the leaders of all seven of the Great Hearths stood gathered there. â Iâm not crying ur crying â fire bringer#Rhiannon Crochan rode at King Brannon's side into battle. So has her likeness been reborn so shall the old alliances be forged anew.#Light the Flame of War Queen of Witches and rally your host. â the eternal flame â darkness will not claim them#Even the wind did not jostle the flame as Manon lifted it a torch in the new day. The Crochan crowd parted revealing a straight path toward#Bronwens Hearth. âEach step was a drumbeat of war. An answer to a question posed long ago. Your Queen summons you to war. â Hearth to Heart#Then and only then did the young scout from the final clan take her burning torch grab her broom and leap into the skies.#To find the next clan to tell them the call had gone out. â nothing but a smoldering speck against the sky then nothing at all. â Hope.#Manon offered a silent prayer on the wind that the sacred flame the young scout bore would burn steadfast over the long dangerous miles.#All the way to the killing fields of Terrasen. Hearth to hearth the Flame of War went.#Fly fly fly! they shouted. To the queen! To war! Far and wide through snow and storm and peril the Crochans flew.#Terrasen calls for aid â so they follow. â Hold on LysAedion come on Aelin â Iâm not crying Iâm just crying â NOW GO QUICK#The true Witch Queen child of peace and war Manon Blackbeak of the Thirteen & Rhiannon The Last Crochan Queen
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Meet Cassia and Asgeld. Whom I have already posted here, but it was years ago, so here, meet them again.
They have the same mother, but different fathers as Linna remarried after Quentius went missing during the Great War. Good relationship in childhood and very complicated afterwards, as you can guess.
#the elder scrolls#tes oc#skyrim#tes skyrim#skyrim oc#nord#imperial#stormcloaks#we are wraith au#yes wraith is very much inspired by venom#yes valmir is the very same valmir from that one quest auri-el bless his three braincells#okay fun facts now for tag readers#asgeld is very huggable and always agrees to play tag with kids in the cities#most of cassia's job is really doing ALL of Valmir's paperwork and there is a ton of it#in their childhood cassia made an amulet for asgeld and he was wearing it for years#after the truth of her allegiances came to light in a rather disastrous manner he burned it#although to be fair cassia's allegiances are in the fact that foul witch elves be paying her shiny gold#crysdrawsthings#crysandthings
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Yeah The retconing did it for me, i wanted the ugly emotions with the raging confrontations but Hoyo just keep softening them up, and I canât with it anymore
#Ironically what little i have experienced of kaeyaâs hangout broke the little interest i had left#I wanted the yelling the cold anger the rage they both felt#You know all of that have been burning right under their skin but both tried to act like it wasnât there#For the sake of mond#But now hoyo pulling on me a fan fic were ohh noo they always loved each other haha they just awkward haha witch true they do love each BUT#if this is what someone like good on them but im out#No thanks im not here to see this#Tried to revisit my favs in genshin and honestly#I donât like what hoyo did one bit i wish I could take jean and kaeya with me and leave this game#kaeya#diluc#Genshin impact#so for the ppl who ask if im going to do more art for genshin#I donât think I would unless i find a GOOD fic that actually take the conflict with all its ugliness and resolve it like adults do#Witch is a big request but hey
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those bomberguy fans are unhinged
#watching the trending tag on twitter and you could study this#masturbatorily moralistic and moving like a crowd at a witch burning#ive seen people doing actual PR work#talking points repeated over and over and over again#like âeveryone is responsible for themselvesâ which is apathetic therapy speak#havenât seen a single person blaming the person who did the exposĂŠ but a thousand and one saying it wasnât his fault#and ive seen literal suicide bait and memes around someone posting a note saying theyâve lost all hope#in a few months i wonder if the discussion upon reflection will be about the effects of internet dogpiling or the responsibilities of#ethical journalism#i havenât even made my tea yet i just woke up and looked at twitter
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drop your routine in the notes im genuinely curious
#i dont know anything about skin care..#and am trying to replace what ive been using which is#my moms Pyramid Scheme m*ry kay#it works but i dont feel like pity buying from my mom anymore esp since i live 2 hrs away now lol#also mine is.. at most.. 6#:x#i feel like thats a lot but ive heard of ppl using 12 im#and my skin sucks so i dont have many options ive spent grueling years trying to find things that wouldnt kill my skin#like.. age 12 to 22ish lol#found out as a kid that witch hazel can and will burn my face off#its why im so nervous.. about trying to replace my current routine#not all at once obs#i dont know anything abt the intricacies of taking care of myself đĽ˛#and the internet is so convoluted and targeted towards consumerism its really hard to find legit info#i brush my teeth i wash my hair i put on the deodorant and the clean underwear đââď¸#been working on doing better but ough#pls rb i am collecting data w my newly acquired poll option
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#no exaggeration: i think the 'anti-glasses guru' bitch who is running around saying outright#that ppl who cant see can fix it w pseudoscience should probably be burned at the stake.#def one of the bitches who would unironically 100% think she wouldve been burned as a witch#&i truly think we should make that a reality.#'tHerE aRe meNtAl aNd EmOtIonAl AnD pHySicAl anD sPirItUal rEasOnS yOu aRenT sEeIng'#'iM teAcHiNg a MaStErcLaSS'#'mUlTiDiMenSiOnaL hEaLinG'#literally her&people like her should probably be shot in the streets.#only in the kneecaps though. anything below isnt attempted murder&i think if they can fix disability w their bullshit#they can probably fix those bloody kneecaps too. the same way me+everyone else is CHOOSING to stay disabled#i think death of blood loss in that situation is really just a choice. im pretty sure i could do it if i ever needed to;#multidimensional healing should be more than enough to fix all that right?
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very vaguely working on a buffy the vampire slayer au fic rn (that i think will be centered around steddie) where nancy is the slayer, eddie is a vampire, and steve, robin, and jonathan are nancyâs scooby gang
#iâm rewatching btvs rn and when i first thought of the au i was like oh slayer steve and vampire eddie#but it took two seconds to be like. no. nancy is the slayer it canât be anyone else.#just made for her yk? i do believe very strongly that she and buddy would get along#thinking steve and nancy date like normal but then she finds out sheâs the slayer and thatâs what makes their relationship crash and burn#with that same sort of arc of her having to grow up too fast and deal with all of this and him not really seeing it#but then much like in st after their breakup he gets pulled into one of the vampire/demon situations and ends up joining the gang#who at that point i think would just be slayer nancy and jonathan who i am considering making a werewolf like oz#robin would be a willow esque witch/wicca methinks but i want the fic to be set when theyâre in college#so iâm trying to decide if her and steve meet in high school or if they meet when they both start at hawkins university#and then eddie is a vampire but like. got turned maybe a year or two ago yk#so heâs not centuries old with a bunch of teenagers/freshly 20 year olds bc yuck#slightly spike coded bc. spike <3#canât decide who i want nancyâs watcher to be tho like would it be hopper?#i guess that would make sense but he doesnât have the nature of a watcher with like all the books and research and stuff#maybe dr owens??#hell maybe mr clarke???#idk still thinking that one through#theyâre def gonna meet argyle at hawkins university tho#and i want chrissy to be there but i havenât decided what role sheâll play yet#waitâŚ..should chrissy be the slayerâŚâŚ.sheâs very buddy coded hold on#oh OH chrissy is another slayer like faith but not homocidal lol#yeah i like that#was thinking ronance endgame too but now iâm wondering about robin and chrissy hmm#many thoughts many thoughts#steddie fic#btvs au#buffy au
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