#bloodpotion

[ariascoven]

i love agatha all along (2024) because every single witch in that pride parade of a coven is shippable with each other and i think that's beautiful

[pzyii]

On todays episode of little bloodpotions doodles

[w1dowz-w3b]

Okay, hear me out: service top Alice and power bottom Jen

[dancy-hugh]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

🧡🧡

[fourteenthofaugust]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Thank youuuuuu 🎃

[hoe4hotchner]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Thank you 😭💕 You're so sweet

[carriefisher]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

you're so kind, tysm 💖

[magnusviana]

Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

[incredipuppy]

Witches love winning

[dancy-hugh]

(me @ aubrey plaza ☝️)

the aubrey plaza effect. like how can any human being be so hot and so pretty and shes also so sassy and i'm in love-

@aubrey-plazaa

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 2

im still sad ab the finale so heres more :)

alice: if i fall…

jen; i’ll be there to catch you

lilia: *looks at jen* what if i fall?

jen; then i’ll fall with you too

rio: "watches these two interactions*

rio to agatha: and if i fall?

agatha: i’ll be the one who pushed you.

alice: why is agatha crying on the floor?

jen: she took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

alice: and?

jen: she got rio.

alice: don't joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

rio: you’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

agatha: aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

billy: how are you talking like that in real life?

agatha: witchcraft (derogatory).

jen: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

alice: you and me!

jen: "tearing up: ok.

agatha: live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! that’s what i always say!

lilia: you should say something else.

jen: what does “take out” mean?

alice: food.

billy: dating.

agatha: murder.

rio: it can be all three if you’re brave enough.

agatha: this bloodline ends with me.

rio: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[pzyii]

The real lesbians of this show/nsrs

[w1dowz-w3b]

Sooo, if I do end up writing eventually, I wanna know what y'all would prefer lol

[w1dowz-w3b]

I could try to draw the 2nd option :3

I can’t draw but I’d show my ankles to anyone who could draw Alice resting her head on/sleeping on Jennifer’s butt.

[hermslore]

AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS