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⭐️🖤💙⭐️Blue Royal Stars⭐️💙🖤⭐️

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just some lads, being fellows

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

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imagine being drunk off your ass sitting in your own piss on the sidewalk and you look over and out from a little crack in the pavement stumbles the mouse version of you, also piss drunk

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Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

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the fact that throughout all 430 chapters of my hero academia horikoshi didn't show a single glimpse of deku's dad is the funniest thing he ever did. he was never important. we can make up whatever fate we want for him and nobody can refute it. i propose that he stepped on a landmine and exploded

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well? can you?

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Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

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khoshekh

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My back hurts