#Crime scene kitchen

[jolteonmchale]

[cashthecomposer]

I absolutely love cooking shows that have an absolutely off the wall premise, and refuse to watch anything else.

Cutthroat Kitchen- you can SABOTAGE your fellow cooks, but you have to buy them with your prize money. Alton Brown is 1 egg away from being institutionalized.

Crime Scene Kitchen- figure out what was cooked, and duplicate it. Make the right thing badly? You're fine! Make the wrong thing absolutely beautifully, so perfectly that the judges cry from the pure and wonderful flavor? You're fucked go HOME.

Is It Cake? You must make a cake look like a thing and then people must guess which thing is cake among a group of the things. The judge then tries to cut open a shoe with a butter knife. Chaos.

Are there any other cooking shows out there that clearly show that at least one executive out there still has a sense of humor?

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

These Mormons trying to make coffee on Crime Scene Kitchen are killing me.

[dirtmound]

fuck them mormons

[eleanornicholemiller]

“CRIME SCENE KITCHEN IS BAAAACK!”

“The new episode premieres TOMORROW!”

“HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE!”

[hiyapandanurse]

The savory bakes on Crime Scene Kitchen give the same vibes as the menswear challenges on Project Runway where half of them are freaking out because its not in their wheelhouse

[eversnark]

Jesse and Justin on Crime Scene Kitchen are totally in a secret relationship

[mycelier]

Has anyone written a Hannibal based Crime Scene Kitchen fic

[erebusvincent]

I’m in for a fun night.

[atfisty]

I’m sorry there was like 2 clues in that kitchen and you’re telling me that some of them were fake too? That’s just cruel

[whosmaggy]

Life and More

been quite a long amount of time since i have written a blog post. currently i am light headed and weak because i have found out that dua lipa and callum turner are engaged. i am not certain i will survive the night. anywho! today is Boxing Day! i went skating with my dear friend f, and because my brother is not using his car, i drove to the rink and then we went to tims together. im back home. i hate it. i feel so empty and awful. my mom keeps crying but idc i just want her to see that being home makes me want to die. other than that, i have been doing really well these days. been taking care of myself.

went clubbing a week ago. it was great fun i think. felt awful the next day. i think im going clubbing the week i go back. my bus ride here was good. was forced to listen to asap rocky instead of future but the god hour is one of my fave songs so idc. love ketchup.

i love doctor who. kinda disliking eyebrowless doctor. idk i miss my dear 11th doctor. he was so funny. i LOVED him and martha. my fave scene from the show is the swedish beach.

my visions of my death are coming back.

born to die is my fave album in the world. i think its Lanas best work, it isnt the deepest or her best writing, but her vocals are beautiful and it is a very cohesive piece. Lust for life has my favourite songs on it tho, its just lacking the cohesiveness that born to die has.

Went to the slushynoobz lookalike contest. It was freezing cold and i wanted to cry. i thought i would have to cut my feet from how cold they were. i lost my marting photocard so i have nothing to remember that event by. i was there with my friend h, her sister, and her cousin. We went to a textile museum afterwards. and then to a free cookie decorating thing. we had dinner at east tea can. i liked the chicken. we got nanis gelato to finish off the night. it was santas cookies flavour.

i want the Lulu bag with the side pockets.going thru my voicemail rn! crashing out rn because of callum turner.

on Monday me and my friends f and j went to the mall. I drove j from the bus stop. we got tims and snacks from dollarama. the we watched Kraven the Hunter (has said no one ever) at the cinema. it was a 5/10. not as bad as madame web, but very meh. I got my period. it hurt so badly. we 'snuck' into the theater for wicked afterwards, but only watched a few minutes cause j got scared and my stomach was hurting so much. we went to dollarama where i sat on the floor while they found me tylenol. I took 2. they really helped. we took photobooth pics and then i dropped j off and went home.

i need aaron taylor Johnson. need wingstop and chilis. need draco and hermoine together. taylor from klem family is pmo!!

On Tuesday, me and my friends h and a went to the mall. it was so much fun and i got my gift for white elephant (happening tomorrow) im so excited. i went kinda over budget but i really dont mind. i could get a reeses cup and i would be ok with that. i then drove us to our friend ds work place. she was closing tho so we went to dollarama and got kinder eggs. i drove h home and then a. i packed up my white elephant gift. so excited!! at night me, a, and f watched crime scene kitchen season 2 finale. the final 3 had us shocked and confused.

no one has been playing roblox with me :(

my Sephora cart and brandy cart r so cute i wish a had a large sum of money so i could buy everything.

after skating today, i went to the Chinese market with my mom and grandma for fish. they didnt have pickerel so we got smth else. the dude there was just hitting the fish while they were still living. dont know how humane it is but at least the fish are fresh. it was in jane and finch so i was kinda scared my car was gonna get stolen. honestly i love jane and finch, ik its one of the worst parts of toronto but i spent so much of my childhood there. then we went to shoppers. SO many things were on clearout i got some skincare and an eyeshadow palette. my mom got a bunch of chocolate for family back home ofc.

incredibly excited for tomorrow. i have been doing a crazy amount of driving these days. i have spent probably an hour on the highway this week. love it tho.

ok time for dinner and a show (facetime call with f).

love more than anything,

Maggy 🅾️

[jolteonmchale]

Happy birthday to Joel 🎉

[appendingfic]

Crime Scene Kitchen is a Gift

Partner 1: I hope you saw more than I did Partner 2: What I saw is... Partner 2: ...

[comicdiaries]

The "Crime Scene Kitchen" was a total surprise --- he just told me to stay out of the kitchen for two hours, and then when he was done, I had to come downstairs and guess what he'd made based on the mess he left (like the show!)

[amandarayyy]

My Favorite Tropes 2024:

If you are obsessed like I am let me know so I can vent :p

Adam x Kim: Burzek

Colin x Penelope: Polin

Olivia x Elliot: (I have no idea haha)

Holly x Vince

Val x Vick

Piper x Leo

Hanna x Caleb

Lorelai x Luke

Zoe x Wade: (zade)

Oliver x Felicity: (olicity)

Carly x Freddie

My Favorite Tv Shows:

Teen wolf

What I like about you

Charmed

Law and Order SVU

Chicago PD

Bridgerton

Great British Bake off

Crime scene kitchen

Law and Order Organized Crime

[eleanornicholemiller]

“I’m not sure when we’ll upload the recording of our reaction, but Crime Scene Kitchen’s off to a fantastic start this season!”