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Ur comment about Tom watching Antiques Roadshow with fish and chips has got me wondering about what you think the HP characters go to chipper orders are? I’d wager Dumbledore would enjoy a spicebag myself..
i'm genuinely screaming.
dumbledore is one hundo after a spice bag, as are ron and tonks. they are the three people who have made the correct choice.
as for the others...
harry [dursleys] and tom [orphanage] are obviously choosing the plainest option - cod and chips. tom would go in for mushy peas and a packet of benson and hedges alongside his. harry - given his canonical sweet tooth - is getting some sort of deep-fried chocolate bar as a chaser.
hermione [pretentious] is having the thinking woman's fish order - plaice and chips. unless she's been drinking, when she - like ginny - loves a battered sausage for the innuendo potential.
arthur's having scampi, because that seems the most muggle, and a selection of every sauce in the place. molly's having haddock, which she considers respectable, and is being joined in that choice by mcgonagall.
sirius [depressed] is taking the risk on a chipper pie - a gristly steak-and-kidney that's been sitting under a heat lamp all evening, for example. he prefers the rats he ate while living in that cave.
lupin [there] is having plain chips, no sauce or anything.
snape [ill-tempered] is going for one of northern ireland's greatest chip shop creations - a pastie supper. which can - like him, to be quite honest - best be described as a lump of mystery meat.
neville [northern] is obviously having chips and gravy, in fear that his gran would disown him otherwise.
luna [disconnected from reality] is going for the other one of northern ireland's greatest chip shop creations - a cowboy [pronounced coyboy] supper.
any malfoy [posh] is leaving the function and never speaking to you again if you suggest going to the chipper [good]. but narcissa secretly loves a curry butty.
bellatrix [unhinged] is indulging in a habit i didn't realise was unusual until i went to uni in england, and slapping tinned pineapple and thousand-island dressing on top of a portion of chips and calling it "hawaiian".
#asks answered#northern ireland posting#not ashamed to say that the only reason i visit my sister who lives in the south so frequently is for the spice bag potential#spice bag... save me... save me... spice bag#this is technically liturgically appropriate because you'd be mad not to consider a chip supper on good friday#that's my excuse when st peter's listing my failings
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Snarry AUctober fest is an annual fest exploring Snarry in various AU settings, and is an often fun and thoughtful exploration of my beloved OTP in various scenarios and settings. The fest always provides so many good reads, but to start you off, here are my top 5 for the 2023 fest!
The London House
by Acid (@ac1d6urn). Rated: M. Words: 21,521. Muggle London. Activism. Grief/mourning. Drag queens. Coming out. Slow romance.
Severus never anticipated the stroke of luck which led him to discover kindred spirits in Muggle London, yet it turned his life around. He never expected to fall in love either, but he must now deal with the consequences. Written for a prompt: "At London Pride, Police Officer Harry clashes with Drag Queen Severus, who has An Opinion about cops at Pride."
Innocent Lilies
by emeraldlove. Rated: E. Words: 1,070. Non-con. Dark Harry. Prisoner of War Severus. Angst. Open-ending.
It was bittersweet to have Harry as he was back then — a charming boy who asked after another's health, who cared for the hippogriffs roaming the castle grounds, and who greeted Severus each day with a bashful hello. Now Harry was the Dark Lord, ruling the land with a tight grip and harsh declarations, so different from his first eighteen years of life.
Severus receives confirmation one night. A 2HA Snarry inspired fic.
Whiskey and Whine
by Likelightinglass & Serpenscript (@likelightinglass). Rated: E. Words: 5,526. A/B/O. Alpha Harry. Omega Severus. Hogwarts professors. Spanking.
Omega Severus Snape and his Alpha Harry Potter have some fun between classes. But they aren't alone!
For I Have Found Salvation
by lumosatnight (@lumosatnight). Rated: E. Words: 7,117. Priest Severus. Parishioner Harry. Catholocism. Church sex. Virginity kink. Secret relationship. Blasphemy.
Severus is a priest, and Harry is the parishioner who may just make him break his vows of celibacy.
Mail-Order Bridegroom
by maraudersaffair (@maraudersaffair). Rated: E. Words: 7,640. Arranged marriage. Cowboy Severus. Marriage of convenience. Getting together.
It's 1888, and Severus needs a spouse to help him manage his homestead. His friend Lucius submits an advertisement for a mail-order bridegroom and Harry answers the call.
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My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 3 ~ Remus John Lupin
(Daniel Sharman as Remus Lupin makes sooo much sense, in my head. I mean he is soggy, wet dog of a man like Remus. He plays a werewolf on Teen Wolf. He has the hair, and if cocky, cool Remus is your thing he can pull that off too. Also there's a pic of him in a cowboy hat for all the Cowboy!Remus going on rn)
Hes an old man at heart and he always has been
He's very awkward, like if it weren't for the marauders he'd probably have like no friends
He actually gets along with everybody despite the facts he's awkward as hell
Became friends with The Pantheons/Slytherin Skittles/The Emeralds (whatever your preferred term is) after the prank
Light Academia aesthetic
He looks so funny sitting there wearing his light clothes next to them in all their dark ones
Still as cute as ever
He is not the smartest marauder
I mean in book sense yes but absolutely nothing else
He's awkward as fuck, and he's about as creative as a piece of cardboard
He's not emotionally intelligent either he gets even more awkward when people start crying
He has some psychological/ mental intelligence but not much
He's become best friends with Evan and Regulus
Barty reminds him a lot of James and he's thankful for that because he really missed James
He didn't talk to Sirius for months after the prank
Didn't talk to James either as he was on Sirius' side
Remus had expected it but it still hurt
Peter was there though and he'll forever be grateful for that
When he finally did start talking to James again it was like nothing had ever happened, but when he started talking to Sirius again everything was different
Remus' words were calloused, and cold he hadn't called Sirius padfoot or pads since the prank
Sirius hated that
Hated Snape even more after the prank too
His favorite color is actually brown, he says it's green to seem less boring but that's actually his second favorite color
Smokes Marlboro Light 100s
Fav class is Astronomy but best class is DADA
He's thoughtful and very, very observant
His fav muggle candy is Mr. Goodbar's
Tried on Sirius' leather jacket once and wants to get one of his own now
Really enjoys being the little spoon but he's so tall (that's why Barty is a good snuggle buddy)
Love Languages are Quality Time and physical touch
He prefers to receive physical touch and just spend time with you bc he doesn't really know how else to express himself
Mama's boy just like James
But he really loves his dad too
He fucking loves dinosaurs
So does Peter, they can talk about them for hours
Remus and Peter are variants of each other
Remus is a nerd from hell 😭
It's ok he's cute tho
Remus is naturally left handed but he learned to write with his right hand bc writing of the superstition that surrounds it
James and McGonagall are the only ones who know
So everyone thinks Remus has super shitty handwriting, when it's actually really good
He writes very small and neat
Didn't actually make up with Sirius until there were only a couple months left in their last year
#remus lupin my beloved <3#remus lupin#moony#remus is a baby#Remus my babyyy#Marauders#marauders headcanons#Marauders Era#Remus Lupin Headcanons#Remus John Lupin#Gryffindor Headcanons#Quidditch commentator Remus#Gryffindor#Harry Potter Headcanons#Harry Potter#The marauders#Marauders fancast#Marauders fancasts#Marauders fandom#Marauders Headcanon#Marauders hc#Marauders Harry Potter#Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs#Mwpp#Mwpp era#awkward remus lupin#loser remus#marauders#james potter#marauders era
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Title: The Mail-Order Bridegroom Author: ??? Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape Prompt: #2023-47: A Mail Order Bride AU - Severus is lonely on his homestead. He definitely does not want a bride. Never has and never will. His friend signs him up to the mail order bride scheme and Harry shows up. Rating: Explicit Word Count: 7.6k Warnings/Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Cowboy Severus Snape, Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Sharing a Bed, Getting Together, Weddings *more tags on AO3* Summary:
It's 1888, and Severus needs a spouse to help him manage his homestead. His friend Lucius submits an advertisement for a mail-order bridegroom and Harry answers the call.
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The last ask I sent started getting out of hand, so I left the Snape's mount to that and here's the rest of the ideas that are set in Spaghetti Western Style AU (if anyone wants to use them, please feel free):
The town is called HogMeade - it's named for the two most historically influential families in town, the Hogs and the Meads, who didn't actually get along but tried to one-up each other via community projects. It's one of the gateway towns, so it's rather large.
The local military fort is Fort Phoenix, presided over by Sergeant Major Albus Dumbledore; he was promoted, in days gone by, for his capture of Grindelwald, and put in charge of Fort Phoenix out West to keep him from becoming a political threat by those in the East.
Minerva McGonagall is the next highest ranking officer at the fort. No one questions her rank or authority because she's earned both.
Flitwick is the sheriff of HogMeade; he's a sharpshooter, and has been teaching Snape the art. Flitwick has a normal-sized horse and does not need help climbing into the saddle, but he does have special stir-ups (bought from Weasley and Sons) to accommodate him while in saddle.
Hagrid is Flitwick's deputy; his Da was a fur-trapper, but he likes animals too much to take up the family business. He has a large draft horse and an older model of rifle that is prone to jamming. It's rumored he has a half brother in the Northeast.
Sprout and Pomfrey run the (more successful) doctor's office - Sprout makes the tinkers/ointments and handles day-to-day injuries and Pomfrey is the surgeon and mid-wife. Snape, who previously apprenticed with an apothecary, works here sometimes. They, sometimes, ask Hagrid to perform unofficial veterinarian services as well.
Pince is headmistress of the schoolhouse.
Trelawney works in the saloon; she's babbled at Snape the few times he's gone inside about his past catching up with him, so he stays clear of that specific saloon.
Sinistra, Burbage, and Hooch are local stagecoach guards; any coach under their guard is sure to reach its destination and return home safely. Snape gets along with them well enough when they cross paths.
Snape works at the Hogs-Warts Ranch as a hand; Dumbledore gave him a letter of recommendation and paid for his fare from the East coast, and he's deeply indebted to the man. He's not trying to make friends in town, but he is trying to re-establish himself and distance himself from the reputation he left behind; he's, of course, a very private individual. The Hogs-Warts don't really pay him (they give him food/board for his labor), so he takes odd jobs around town and is trying to become self-sufficient/able to repay his debts as best he can. He gets called to the Fort on various tasks, even in the middle of the night.
Tom Riddle is a manipulative businessman/politician type that has a band of outlaws at his whim to go intimidate (burn down houses) of those who refuse to sell him their properties or vote against his policies. He's failed to gain the level of power he wants in the East, so he's turned his sights on an easier prize to the West.
Lucius Malfoy is a ranch owner from old money; he's never spent a day on horseback except for in leisure and is rarely actually living at his ranch. He prefers his eastern estate, with its white peacocks. His ranch breeds pedigree horses and prized farm animals. He's Tom Riddle's trust-fund.
The Potter-Black-Prince (PBP) Trading Company used to be the biggest importer on the East coast until the three heirs broke up the business into three smaller trading companies over a dispute. It's rumored the families are cursed due to a series of tragedies leading to the decline of their wealth/influence (including the Prince Trading Company going under and the family disappearing into obscurity); there's a family superstition that if the three families can reconcile, it will undo the curse, but Snape doesn't put much belief in it all.
ANON You are Brilliant ™️
Whoever did this is fucking brilliant and I love you 🤠♥️♥️♥️🪶
I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO THIS, this is beautiful
Thank you Anon. There’s a curse, the feuding families, the trading company, yeasssss
Thank you
#cowboy au#Cowboy Snape au#Wild West wizards?!?!#Cowboy wizard au#Cowboy wizard Snape#Cowboy Muggle Snape#spaghetti western style au#FUCKING YES PLEASE#pro snape#snape community#severusish says#severusish asks#snape defender#severus snape#snolidarity#snoyalty#FUCK YEAH COWBOY HP AU#Cowboy hp au#Cowboy Wizarding au#Wizarding spaghetti western
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Always Already (Harry/Draco, E, 170k) - fic and podfic
Title: Always Already Pairing: Harry/Draco Length: 170k / 19h45 Rating: E Tags: time travel, getting together, saving the world, plotty, angst with a happy ending, identity issues, forced proximity, sectumsempra scars, time turner, wibbly wobbly timey wimey, theoretical physics, unspeakables, department of mysteries, teacher Harry, healer Draco, marauders, the philosopher's stone, the resurrection stone, the deathly hallows, the master of death, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle world, Legilimency, Legilimency sex, fathers and sons, young severus snape, Dallas (TV series), spoilers for Dallas (1980), moustaches, 1979 Ford Cortina Warnings: See author's note for details Summary:
Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service… in the First War against Voldemort.
Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.
Fic | Podfic
#drarry#drarry fic#drarry podfic#drarry time travel#drarry long fic#drarry plotty fic#always already
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Aurora Sinistra headcanons since I’m working on a comic chapter about her right now
- She was born in 1955
- She’s a Slytherin
- Her father was an American wizard named Apollo. A cowboy who navigated by the stars. He met Aurora’s mother on a trip to the UK to meet other magical astronomers, but she (Joan) was actually a muggle schoolteacher he met in a pub. He eventually moved from Bozeman, Montana to the UK to marry her.
- Apollo taught Aurora all about the stars and riding horses.
- Her paternal grandparents and father were radical unionists.
- When Aurora graduated from Hogwarts, she returned to America to get a degree (in mugggle universities!). She didn’t stop until she got her PHD (she’s a doctor!) - She moved back to the UK when her father got seriously ill in 1989. That’s when she came back to work at Hogwarts.
- She’s nocturnal and prefers wearing PJs. When she needs to wear clothes acceptable for the wizarding world, she’ll borrow some of Snape’s. Otherwise, it’s jeans and cowboy shirts.
- She’s aroace
- She has adhd
- She has a muggle brother who has kids
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harry potter on zombie island
He finds himself in front of an ashy, marble fireplace, staring at a portrait.
In it, he can see four people, all dressed in white. A red-haired woman smiling, a man with his arm curled around her waist, another man whose watchful eyes glitter like rubies, and a woman, her curls bound and black as night. They are standing around a fire that, even as Harry rubs his eyes beneath his frames, seems to flicker in the portrait frame, the flames licking their faces.
And in those faces, he sees a reflection of his present. “Mr Riddle?” He calls, and their host walks towards him, his gait unworried and relaxed. He passes by a window, and the sun highlights his timeless sort of handsomeness, like Mr Riddle could be both twenty five and fifty. Then he comes to stand by Harry, and his muscles seize as Mr Riddle’s arm brushes his own.
“Please, Harry, call me Tom.”
“Tom. Why do those people look like us?”
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Alternatively, Harry descends into madness.
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status: ongoing, 2/6 chapters complete
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, pre-relationship Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Nagini (Harry Potter)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Muggle, Inspired by Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo On Zombie Island - Freeform, Dark, Magical Realism, its subtle in places and overt in others, Death, Dark Fantasy, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Unreliable Narrator, Southern Tom Riddle, why is this not a tag??, give me cowboy tom riddle!!, Symbolism
Language: English
u can read it here B)
#ficrec#my fic#harry potter#hp#hermione granger#ron weasley#ginny weasley#neville longbottom#tom riddle#bellatrix lestrange#Peter pettigrew#nagini#multichapter#dark#kajsdsak another fic#who is she#lol im scared pls be gentil
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Snape: The Adeline Years
Rating: Mature
Pairings:
Severus Snape/OC, Bill Weasley/OC, Nymphadora Tonks & OC, Chiara Lobosca & OC, Cho Chang & OC, Cho Chang/Michael Corner, Rowan Khanna & OC, Bill Weasley/Penny Haywood, Harry Potter & OC
Trigger Warnings:
Depression, Referenced past abortion
Tags:
OC of Color, Sex, Loss of Virginity, Slow Burn, Angst with a Happy Ending, Asian Characters, Scottish Character, Chinese New Year, Original Mythology, During Canon, China, Epic, Injury, Severus Snape Lives, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery, International Confederation of Wizards, Mentor Severus Snape, Poetry, Second War with Voldemort
Summary:
Bill Weasley nearly ruined Adi’s life–until the fearsome Potions Master changed it.
In 1990, Cho Chang’s older cousin Adeline is not the only witch at Hogwarts to fall for the dashing, loaded Gringotts cowboy–with dire consequences. Now she must fight out of a fugue state to salvage her once-promising academic career with an unlikely ally in Professor Snape.
Upon graduation Adi accepts a risky position on the International Task Force stationed in China, which has been plagued for centuries by both Muggle and Wizard political strife. A meteoric rise in diplomacy finally brings her back to Hogwarts in 1996 to visit as the newly-appointed British Ambassador to the United Chinese Nations (U.C.N.)
There she finds a Severus Snape burdened by a Darkness both terrifying and alluring, and the charged, clandestine attraction between them is at last realized against an international backdrop of the Second Wizarding War. Though it may mean risking her very life, Adeline races to find a way to save the man who once was the only person who cared enough to save her.
Whole Fanfiction
Author: @adelinegryffindor
Part I Illustration
Part II Illustrations
Part III Illustrations
Artist: @zult-of-zephyr
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Aww congrats on 100! You deserve it sweetheart! I followed you because you see like a sweet person and you’re also very brave, can I get a 📖 and a ⚡️, thank you!
Thanks Gaby! You’re the yee to my haw, partner! (I’m so sorry I’m getting to this so late! I’ve been on a long plane flight)
Fictional Character Association 📖 - Well Kieran, of course, but I’m sure you’ve heard that before. So other than our favorite faerie cowboy, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Cole Stewart! You’re both southern as hell and are charismatic. Not to mention, the idea of Cowboy!Cole is increasingly more appealing to me (if it isn’t already canon).
Harry Potter Blog Rate ⚡️ -
Generation - Fantastic Beasts, Marauders, Hogwarts Mystery, Golden Trio, Next Gen
House - Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor
Best Friend - Newt Scamander, Theseus Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Leta Lestrange, Credence Barebone, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Regulus Black, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Penny Haywood, Ben Copper, Barnaby Lee, Rowan Khanna, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Merula Snyde, Ismelda Murk, Andre Egwu, Tulip Karasu, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, Percy Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Lee Jordan, Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Blaise Zabini, Cedric Diggory, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Pansy Parkinson, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley, Louis Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Rose Granger-Weasley, Hugo Granger-Weasley, Lorcan Scamander, Lysander Scamander, Fred Weasley II, Roxanne Weasley, Molly Weasley II, Lucy Weasley
Familiar/Pet - Cat, Owl, Toad (lol I had to give SOMEONE a toad I might as well)
Best Class - Transfiguration, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Potions, Herbology, Charms, Care of Magical Creatures, Astronomy, Arithmancy, Flying, History of Magic, Divination, Muggle Studies, Ancient Runes
Enemy - Dolores Umbridge, Voldemort, Death Eaters, Grindelwald, Jacob (Y/L/N), Madame Rakepick, Exams, The Golden Trio, The Silver Trio, the basilisk, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Barty Crouch Jr., Fenrir Greyback, Rita Skeeter, Peter Pettigrew, Nagini, dementors, Severus Snape, Gilderoy Lockhart, The Ministry of Magic
Favorite Teacher - Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Madame Pomfrey, Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, Sybil Trelawney, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Professor Binns, Rubeus Hagrid, Silvanus Kettleburn
Quidditch Position - Chaser, Keeper, Seeker, Beater, Commentator
Spell/Charm/Curse of Choice - Riddikulus, Obliviate, Alohomora, Lumos, Expelliarmus, Wingardium Leviosa, Expecto Patronum, Accio, Protego, Stupefy, Sectumsempra, Aparecium, Arresto Momentum, Incendio, Aguamenti, Avis, Levicorpus
Job - Auror, Professional Quidditch Player, Cursebreaker, Professor, Magizoologist, Healer, Journalist, Ministry Official, Minister of Magic, Headmaster/Headmistress, Wandmaker
Favorite Magical Object - Wand, Marauder’s Map, Invisibility Cloak, Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes Products, Broomstick, the Golden Snitch, Remembrall, Deluminator, Howler, Sneakoscope, Weasley Family Clock, Wizard’s Chess
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Episode 1 viewing
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by Hufflepuff_Romantic
This is just a random little one shot to give you a tiny glimpse into life after the Bake Off. It's basically Harry and Draco sitting down to watch the first episode together when it starts to air in September 2021. From Harry's point of view as I thought it would be nice to enter his mind a little bit :)
I had this idea of writing a series from Harry's POV where they watch the show together. I'm not going to do that properly as it's far too much work and I have other stuff going on. PLus I just don't think it's necessary but this scene was just in my head so I wrote it down and thought you guys might appreciate it :)
It's just short, cute, fluffy and nice but nothing that major! There may or may not be more random one shots in the future, not really sure.
Words: 2262, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of The 'Bake Off' Muggle universe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, George Weasley, Fred Weasley
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: POV Harry Potter, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Hot Chocolate, Pyjamas, Life after the Bake Off, Love Confessions, Falling In Love, Alternate Universe - The Great British Bake Off Fusion, Inspired by The Great British Bake Off, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Muggle Life, Single Parent Draco Malfoy, Established Relationship, Boyfriends, Featuring Snape wearing a cowboy hat and playing the bass guitar, Yep... for real
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Home is Where His Heart Is
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by t_a_s
After being the Boy-Who-Lived for so many years, Harry decides to start over somewhere that no one knows him – out west – where his dreams start to come true but aren’t complete without a certain blond . . . *COMPLETE*
Words: 57919, Chapters: 18/18, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Original Muggle Character(s), The Weasleys, Remus Lupin
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Additional Tags: Western, Cowboy Harry, Cute Kids, Mpreg
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Option 1: Cowboy Snape rides a mule or a hinny instead of a horse. Others scoff at and ridicule his mount and him for having it ("you'll never get anywhere fast on that, my boy"/ "like rider like mount: stubborn and difficult"/ "suits you, Sniv; it's half as ugly as you"/ "Really, Snape, you couldn't find a descent horse?"/ "There are better companions to be had, Severus"/ "a half-blood for a half-blood, Snapeykins?/"this is not a horse, Mr. Snape."/etc.), but Snape knows his riding companion is more reliable, sturdy, intelligent and loyal than any horse could ever hope to be, and he wouldn't trade the beast ever. Plus, it won't allow anyone else to ride it; the time it wiped Black off its back with a post and dumped Lockhart over its head into a watering trough are some of Snape's favorite attempts at other people trying to ride his mount.
I just like the parallels to canon giving Snape a riding companion that is a) a hybrid and b) called "A beast of burden" (an animal employed to carry heavy loads or to perform other heavy work) bring. Also, hinnies are considered to have temperaments that remind me of Snape's doe.
Option 2 (the purely aesthetic choice and the most hilarious choice here): Cowboy Snape rides a Thestral. In which case, half the people who see him are staring because he's bobbing along mid-air in riding position, and the other half are staring because, of course, Severus Snape would ride a Thestral.
Ok so. First off. Thank you Anon! And I’m guessing this ask was at least partially inspired by my Cowboy Snape posts?
Secondly
Holy shit. COWBOY SNAPE. I LOVE COWBOY WIZARD SNAPE AU OR EVEN COWBOY MUGGLE SNAPE AU
and
Thirdly
HE RIDES A THESTRAL YESSSSS
#cowboy Snape#Cowboy Snape au#GIVE ME COWBOY SNAPE AU#severusish asks#severusish says#YEEEEEEHAWWW#🤠🤠🤠🤠
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Home is Where His Heart Is
read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2p5FDH6
by t_a_s
After being the Boy-Who-Lived for so many years, Harry decides to start over somewhere that no one knows him – out west – where his dreams start to come true but aren’t complete without a certain blond . . .
Words: 7181, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Original Muggle Character(s)
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Western, Cowboy Harry, Cute Kids
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