#Contort Yourself
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Song of the Day
22 Jan., ‘24
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Heard about his passing earlier today. The August Darnell remix of "Contort Yourself" was always a favorite of mine, and a real proper tune for the dancefloor and the radio.
RIP James Chance
April 20, 1953 – June 18, 2024
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Dean would not be femme as a woman because his hyper-performance of gender is entirely based on the deification of masculinity send tweet
#i see this take float around every couple of months and it's just wrong sorry#it's not an expression of gender it's the weight of patriarchy#it's being masculine bc your dad can't stand to be around women#and you're contorting yourself into a shape he can love#anyway. woman!dean has enough internalized sexism to fill the hindenburg#bye#dean winchester#spn#original post#thoughts#500
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Imagine if out of curiosity due to her liquid-esque form from being an Amalgamate, Kanako tries to squeeze into small spaces like a cat
(She tried to fit herself into a fishbowl, she succeeded, but got stuck lol)
kitties…..
#asked and answered#monster clover au#mcau doodle#clover discovers the joy of contorting your body in ways that would make anyone else hurt and break bones and squeeze yourself into small#confined spaces
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underrated background moment: vyv, after falling over the couch, struggling to do up his boots in an unnecessarily contorted position
#like why contort yourself like this you idiot just sit down. i love him so much btw#or was this ade genuinely just inconspicuously fixing his boots so he doesnt interrupt alexei lmao#having seen a HQ pic of vyvs boots in a photoshoot they do look like a bit of a pain to fully lace up. but they fuck so hard#vyvyan basterd#the young ones#britcom#its like two pixels but im pretty sure he's still doing the Vyvyan Continuous Sneer face even in the background and i commend that
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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings
#mystic messenger#mysme#jumin han#saeyoung choi#this post is mainly about those two#i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU#like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him#or... basic human rights actually#when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac#also seven's route is so frustrating#like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it#but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself#I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH#zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person#at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE#sorry wow im really into this game#i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me#also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite#doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks#i say that with love
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The X-Files as Christmas Carols
O Holy Night
We Three Kings
Away In a Manger
O Come all Ye Faithful
Joy To The World
BONUS: O come let us adore him
#this post is trash#it's not that deep#you might have to contort yourself into it making sense#some are a bit iykyk
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The way we contort ourselves
To please others
Can leave us deformed
And when we look at ourselves
With fresh eyes
We don’t recognize what we see
#contortions#seeing yourself in the mirror#poetry#original poem#poem#poems on tumblr#poets on tumblr#writing#spilled ink#poems#poems and poetry#redinkquill
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OR.... maybe.... people watch the most movies in their childhood when they don't have much to do other than sit in front of a tv and watch what's on disney channel or whatever... and then as people reach adulthood the percent of movie-watching among the general population tapers off.... so that the viewership of even a very popular adult movie will still be a much lower percentage of the general population than something everyone watched as a kid... and this isn't an issue of stoooopid baby tumblr users only watching kids shows because they're so DUMB but simply how demographics work... perhaps op could do with a bit more critical thinking... wait sorry i forgot that Critical Thinking exclusively means getting knee-jerk mad at people for being stupid baby posers based solely on vibes. my mistake
#i follow that movie blog and noticed the trends in people mostly having watched kids' movies#and my thought was simply ''oh cause people watch more movies as kids. makes sense''#idk how you'd have to contort yourself to come up with this conclusion
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for the most part i don't have anything new to say about the situation with ppl accusing gazans of scams. it's terrible, it's deeply racist, and shows a lack of any thinking beyond a knee jerk 'this person is asking for money? must be a scam!'
and also. this ranks far, FAR below the above criticisms in terms of importance... but i see a lot of ppl doing a soft version of the above, where they handwring about 'gosh, i just worry so much about you guys throwing away your money :('
and it's like, what, you think we're all morons who don't even bother to do a quick search on tumblr or check any of the various sources out there for verification? almost every post i see where someone has received an ask about it, the op has attached a link to confirm that it's real.
#and tbqh i would rather donate to 10 ppl and have one turn out to be a scam#than to do this whole thing you guilty cunts are doing where you have to contort yourself through a whole mental gymnastics routine#about how actually there's no REAL gazans on tumblr. so you don't have to feel bad about not contributing#i don't even believe that ppl have to feel bad about not donating- i know a lot of ppl here are just barely feeding themselves#but if you decide to go on the attack because you had a guilt attack? that's wrong of you. you'd be better off doing some internal work#or turning off asks... hell delete your blog if it makes you feel that bad. better than trying to make other people worse.
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computer show me maxeleanor fanedit to chappell roan good luck babe…..COMPUTER!
#i told you so……..#contorted and mutilated yourself etc. etc.#nothing more than his wife… are y’all catching what I’m throwing#maxeleanor
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Blogger who talks about the value of building a strong community also weirdly defensive of their right to tell others to go kill themselves
#Why is this such a common sight on this website#The knots ppl contort themselves in when they try to justify telling ppl to go kill themselves#Insert chris fleming's#'You call yourself a community organizer but you're not on speaking terms with your roommates' bit#My posts
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uh oh i can feel it rising in my brain
#very specific horror thats not really a horror for me as it is or will be for someone else. wuh oh#me gripping onto the moral lines i have drawn for myself for dear life no you do not have to manipulate people into liking you its fine tha#your friends have other friends they still like you for you you do not have to contort yourself into an untrue shape just to get a better#grip on someone else. its fine. relaaaax its okay its not that deeep :333#this is why idk if i should be allowed to date someone fr i get a little Too controlling for my own good and im aware of that however#being aware of it doesnt mean the urge to make someones brain me central with no room for anything else goes away#seph.txt
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bpd is super cool and fun bc if i am attached to someone and they like someone else more than me, i either:
resent the person i have never met (bc they're better than me)
resent the person i am attached to (bc they don't like me more)
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resent myself (for not being good enough)
and it usually happens bc the other person has a fucking romantic interest in the person they "like more". fam i do not even want that with you why am i acting like it's a competition
it also happens with best friends though. like. why does my little pea brain think i need to be the ~best friend~ of everyone i latch onto like a parasitic worm. that's too many people i can't be a best friend every time
and on one memorable occasion, i felt it about a FUCKING CAT, which is all new levels of pathetic (me and the cat became friends though)
#yes the cat was spunky and yes i felt very bad about it#i have been this way my entire life and only recently was i given the language to identify it#like i can point at so many relationships and say “yeah i was fucked up about it bc they had someone they were closer to”#the bpd urge to be everyone's most important person#it gets worse the more i care about someone and is the most violently upsetting with FPs#i do not know if i have one of those rn but some past/current? ones are inspiring The Feeling#and this is not anyone's fault. this is not something that can be Fixed in any healthy way#it is something for me to figure out myself#so if you think this is about you: please don't feel bad#please do not contort yourself to fit this impossible shape that will please me#we are friends and i care about you regardless of my nature and i do not blame you#i was burned very hard ~a year ago by an FP and it has left lasting psychological scars i am still grappling with. that is not your fault#it isn't even MY fault#which is the hardest part to accept i think#i am seeing my therapist tomorrow and i will probably bring this up. we're very new to each other but this is like My Biggest Struggle#so i should make a point of telling him lmao#anyway. thanks for reading the tags. i think i might take a nap#bpd posting#tox.txt
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Always kinda irks me when I see posts like "uwu people with low/no empathy can still be good people" cuz like yeah sure we can I guess but why is that important? Can you only imagine being an advocate for people you personally deem good? Can you only imagine suppressing your frothing ableism for someone who fits your definition of good? What about the ones that aren't good? What about the ones you think are good because they're simply not honest with you?
And what does "good" even mean in this context? Are they still good if they do good things purely because that's what you're "supposed to do"? Are they good if they only do good when it benefits them? Doing good is more beneficial 90% of the time, you might never see them do something "bad", they may never do something obviously "bad" purely because it's inconvenient, are they still good?
I'm js maybe you guys should just stop talking about us until you've learned not to divide disabled people into good ones and bad ones idk
#ganja's diary#this post was inspired by me doing research on aspd (again) two days ago hsknj#just the overwhelming amount of “uwu support them cuz they're not bad people” and “im not like those ACTUALLY crazy ones” like okay girl#embrace being fucked up or die contorting yourself for others
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