*Places a large box full of glitter and a launcher. The box is closed, and has a note saying ‘Do NOT open.’*
Oh I’d love to see how long this takes *sets a stopwatch*
What? Who puts a box with a “Do NOT open” sign on it in the middle of a room?
Someone who knows you
MISCHA!
[Well, I don’t know about you, but I’d love to know what’s inside]
I would too, but the note-
It says don’t open. So I says, probably don’t open it
Huh?
Never mind
*crosses her arms and turns away* well I’m not opening it
Me neither… I’m not afraid of creepy crawlers like spiders, but who knows what’s in there
SPIDERS? Um well… I will go stand over by Noel now…
Well Rick, it’s just you and me
[We got this Connie]
*puts hands on the flaps of the box* 1…
*does the same* [2…]
*is squeezing her eyes tight, hiding behind Penny*
*pure look of suspense and horror*
*hiding in Noel’s shoulder*
*look of absolute amusement*
THREE! *glitter flies everywhere*
Wow! That is much better than spiders, yo
*twirls around in the glitter* great surprise!
*checks the stopwatch* wow! 36 seconds! That’s a new record, but to be fair it wasn’t Ocean this time
Okay that was so uncalled for
(Sorry this one’s a long one, old sports)
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Y’know what? Screw it, I’mma finally post art here.
Here’s a line up of all my RTC + Legoland kid designs!!
I love them all dearly. Tall Penny/Jane, my beloved.
Headcanons under the cut!
Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg
-She/her
-Demisexual Omniromantic (female preference)
-Undiagnosed Autism + ADHD
-Constantly stims (her lil dances)
-Picks at skin or chews on nails when anxious
-Sleeps over at Constance’s so often that she has her own toothbrush there
-Learned social cues from reality TV
-Love-hate besties with Noel
-Sibling dynamic with Mischa
-Her parents legitimately suck I’m sorry
-Started eating lunch in the choir room with Constance and Ricky after almost biting Tammy in the cafeteria close to the events of Legoland
-No filter, says everything she thinks without realising if it might be rude
-(If all brought back) Is genuinely trying to be a better person, with the choirs’ help
-Love language is physical touch and words of affirmation
-Infodumps
Noel Gruber
-He/him
-Gay (canon)
-Autistic
-New Wave Cinema is his special interest
-Food problems (texture, taste, ect) make him rather picky
-Despises the smell of taco meat, but Taco Bell was the only place that hired him
-High metabolism
-Dad left Uranium after divorcing his mom when he was 5
-HARD pining for Mischa
-Writes nihilistic love poems in his free time (shows them to Mischa, Ezra and very occasionally Constance)
-Great at reading and using body language, but can exaggerate his facial expressions
-Has one very pampered ragdoll cat named Lola, whom Penny has practically fallen in love with
-Had a gut feeling/desire for Talia to be a catfish, and was low-key terrified for his life when he actually met her
-Started eating in the choir room soon after Ocean and Constance when a bully shoved his face into a plate of gooey mashed potatoes and triggered a meltdown
-Love language is quality time, words of affirmation and physical touch
-Loves physical pressure, owns a weighted blanket (sometimes uses Mischa tho)
Mischa Bachinski
-He/him (Trans man)
-Bisexual
-Dyscalculia
-Physically strongest of the kids (Jane/Penny is, surprisingly, a close second)
-Struggles with keeping his weight consistent
-His foster parents are pretty rich since their family owned the mines before they shut down, but they don’t share the wealth with him
-Will wear his binder for way too long if left unchecked
-Stealth, only Constance knew he was trans pre-accident
-Can get VERY dysphoric on his period
-Never brushes his hair
-Security guard at the mall’s movie theatre
-Regular at Blackwood Café
-The only choir member with his own car, carpools with Noel to the mall
-Is a lovesick puppy for Talia, but developing a thing for Noel (my man has two hands)
-He and Talia are a T4T couple
-Began eating in the choir room as soon as he found out that the others were
-Unspoken kinship with Ricky pre-accident, and low-key besties with Constance
-Does his own filming/editing for his YT music videos, though Talia sometimes helps polish things up
-(If they’re all brought back) he and the rest of the choir make music videos for all of their songs and post them to his YT channel, and they get pretty popular though a lot of people hate on Ocean for her song and Penny had to keep her face hidden because of her reputation
-Love language is words of affirmation and gift giving
Constance Eleanor Blackwood
-She/they (Trans Demigirl)
-Pansexual
-Autistic
-Gets very caught up in what others think of her
-Almost photographic memory
-Is the mom friend
-Has had to physically hold Ocean back from clawing Tammy’s hair out multiple times
-Transitioned at so young that almost everyone forgets that she’s trans, even Ocean or her own parents (the carney was okay with it, to her relief, but still a dick)
-The best baker of the kids, sometimes works as a waitress at the Blackwood Café in her free time
-They and her family live in an apartment above the café
-Has three younger brothers, two being twins at 6, and her baby brother being 2
-Sometimes babies Ezra out of habit
-Allowed to drive their parents’ minivan
-Played soccer as a kid, but quit
-Love language is gift giving and acts of service
-Penguin pebbles
Ricky Potts
-He/she/they (Transmasc Genderfluid)
-Bisexual
-ADHD + Autism
-Uses a Text-To-Speech app on his phone to communicate
-Mental echolalia
-Still needs crutches in the afterlife, but can move around more without getting worn out and has more strength to lift themself up
-He and Jane/Penny are platonic soulmates
-Read Warrior Cats as a kid
-Has seen CATS the Musical
-Savannah was her deadname, but he still liked it as a name and decided to save it for a character
-Has made characters based on all the other kids, usually with permission with the exception of Tammy, who he made into a villain
-Bonds with Ezra over their love for wrestling and shared creativity, occasionally joins in with his puppet shows
-Was the first to start eating in the choir room since she kept getting unintentionally pushed around in the cafeteria
-Love language is quality time and acts of service
-Infodumps and parallel plays
Jane Doe
-She/they/it/doll (Nonbinary)
-Lesbian
-Bipolar Disorder + Autism
-Struggles with tone, body language and forming connections
-Once asked if she could call Karnak “Dad” (he didn’t respond)
-Very similar to Penny, but more doll like in mannerisms
-Has brief memory sparks of important things in her life, but can’t recall details (remembered that they had a brother in TBOJD, its love for animals during her catchphrase, ect)
-Love language is physical touch, quality time and acts of service
-Penguin pebbles and parallel plays
Penny Lamb
-She/they/it (Nonbinary)
-Lesbian (in denial, Johnny was comphet x100)
-Bipolar Disorder (canon) + Autistic
-Also struggles with tone, body language and connections
-Easily overwhelmed by loud noises and flashing lights
-Semi-verbal, Ricky taught her how to use TTS on them and Ezra’s shared cellphone
-Writes 7UP what-ifs with Tammy
-(If all brought back) stole Virgil from the fair and keeps him in a nice big cage in their dorm after thoroughly researching rat care
-Ezra bought the doll (Dolly) for her with leftover drug money after they finished community service and it became a comfort item
-Likes to count Ocean, Ricky, Constance and/or Tammy’s freckles
-Was the first to die in the accident, having stood up in a panic while the rollercoaster was flying through the air because Dolly flew out of their hands and getting her head caught on some overhead track
-Had a HUGE growth spurt during puberty, was 6’0 during the events of Legoland
-(If all brought back) the others invited her to eat in the choir room with them after seeing it getting bullied on her way to the cafeteria
-Love language is physical touch, quality time and acts of service
-Penguin pebbles, parallel plays and infodumps
Ezra Lamb
-He/they (Nonbinary)
-Aroace
-ADHD (canon)
-Late puberty
-St. Cassian sent the Lamb siblings two girl uniforms for whatever reason, and they used Ezra’s to custom make what he wears now
-Noel, Mischa and Ricky are like older brothers to him
-Verbal echolalia
-If Penny’s there, they are never far away
-Their monkey puppet is his comfort item
-Jumpscares
-No personal space
-Forced to hang out with Tammy due to her being Penny’s “best friend” and plays some twisted-ass pranks on her (he also briefly stole her car once, but didn’t get very far)
-Has given Ocean death threats
-Gets piggybacks from Penny all the time
-(If all brought back) eats with Penny and the others in the choir room, no one could stop him even if they tried
-Annoying little shit/aff
-Love language is acts of service and gift giving
Tammy Edwards
-She/her
-Lesbian (very much in denial, a lot of Catholic Guilt™️)
-Undiagnosed Autism, but is unaware (Penny and Constance have their suspicions)
-Wears braces
-Deeply in love with Penny, but even deeper in comphet
-Lowkey scared of Ezra, but tolerates him because they’re her best friend’s little brother
-Academic rivals with Ocean, will most likely throw hands if left in a room together for too long
-Cringe/aff
-Father is a pastor, mother is absent
-Was gifted her dad’s old convertible for her sixteenth birthday, but she doesn’t know how to drive yet (she has failed her driver’s test many-a-times)
-Her dad is close with Mischa’s foster parents, but she generally tries to avoid Mischa
-Doesn’t have cable TV, watched low-quality niche religious cartoons growing up
-Hates velcro with all of her being
-Stims with her hands
-Was babysitting Ezra at the fair while Penny hung with the choir, and witnessed the accident
-(If all brought back) Penny invited her to eat in the choir room with her and the others, and she accepted, much to Ocean’s dismay (they glared at each other the entire time, and the only reason they didn’t lunge at one another is because Penny was there)
-Love language is gift giving, quality time and words of affirmation
-Penguin pebbles
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