#Commander Barnes

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I have the headcannon that Wilde and Carter actually know way more about ships than they show and are fully making egregious mistakes for the sake of annoying Zolf and Barnes:

"I could be a good pirate." Wilde says. " Ship work it's all just tying ropes and I have a lot of bondage experience."

Zolf is red on the face. Barnes looks like he wants to throw up.

"Ah, c'mon, Wilde, don't be silly." Carter says in a very serius matter of fact tone. "You're ofending our boat guys. Everyone knows the ropes on ships are just decorative."

Zolf is fully ready to punch someone. Barnes has the biggest 'are you guys for real' expression possible.

After Carter and Wilde share a drink and high five.

[queenariesofnarnia]

a mouthful 🤭

various male characters x f!reader (let that imagination go crazy babes🤩)

warnings: just a bit of a non descriptive blowjob, 18+ mdni !

wc:200

one hand was in your hair that you spent time perfecting. his almost animalistic groans filled the small room that he dragged you in. his hips move at a steadily increasing as he thrusts into your mouth. 

“look at me baby” he commands gently, his free hand under your chin. you meet his eyes seeing his pupils blown in pleasure. you can feel spit running down your chin and tears form as his cock hits the back of your throat. “you look so pretty like this” he coos at you. you thank him with your mouth still full but he knows. his thrusts begin getting sloppier when you begin massaging his balls. 

“i’m so close baby are you going to swallow it like a good girl?” you nod enthusiastically answering his question. he chuckles between grunts as he hits the back of your throat one last time his warm release coats your tongue and throat. he wipes the tip on you lips leaving some cum behind. “open up let me see. go ahead and swallow” as he watches you do so he smiles at you lovingly, pulling you up for a kiss. “now lay down my love it’s your turn”

[pansgoobernonsense]

I just had this really fucked up dream where my top 3 mlm ships were fighting and marcille and falin from dungeon meshi were just watching???? and they were jeering and shit it was so funny oh my god I can’t believe I dreamt of gojo trying to hollow purple Bucky Barnes also I was Laios for some reason???? melatonin is absolutely fucking insane

[eccentricallygothic]

if he's not scaring the living daylights out of you, is he even the one?

[clover-hoe]

*points at fave traumatized character*

YOU GET A HEALTHY GAY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[adhdvsautismbracket]

ADHD/Autism Duos: Round 4, Side B

Matchup 2 (this might be a bloodbath...)

Only your vote can determine which two duos will move on to the quarterfinals. Choose wisely.

Image ID in alt and under cut.

[Image ID: Image with a dark red background that has been separated into four parts. In the top left corner is Abed Nadir and Troy Barnes, a pair of young men from the live-action sitcom Community who are portrayed by Danny Pudi and Donald Glover respectively. In the top right corner are Gomez Addams and Morticia Addams, two of the title characters from The Addams Family 1991 live-action movie adaptation who are portrayed by Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston respectively. In the bottom left corner are Reigen Arataka and Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama, a light-haired man and a dark-haired teenager from the anime series Mob Psycho 100. In the bottom right corner are Commander Spock and James T. Kirk, two men from Star Trek: The Original Series who are portrayed by Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner respectively. There is a small VS symbol in the centre of the image. End ID.]

[fortjester]

an angle that i can't remember anybody pointing out abt Gideon re: christ allegory is the idea of Wake as Mary conscious of what her role entails. Mary conscious of and accepting of the sacrifice her child will be used for.

she's visited by one of god's lyctor's – directly contacted by Mercymorn with an opportunity – and outside her interactions w G1deon, she's the only one of them Wake ever meets. in the bible, the angel who visits Mary is the same angel that directs the wise men to seek Mary and Jesus out in Jerusalem, which adds a more sinister parallel to Mercy being the one to direct G1deon to Wake's location over the Ninth.

Wake has no direct interaction with John/God until after she’s already dead, and therefore Gideon’s conception is, like Mary’s conception of Jesus, almost completely separate from God at all, except that the resulting child will be his biologically (or spiritually in Jesus’ case).

she takes a literal journey while heavily pregnant to reach the Ninth, and has to give birth in less than ideal conditions and surroundings. and the story diverges further from there, because instead of being visited and given gifts for her child’s birth, she’s attacked, betrayed, and murdered before she can complete the mission she did any of this for.

(one could argue that G1deon and Pyrrha’s role in this allegory is both that of the wise men (keeping up three separate identities = three wise men right? g1deon, pyrrha, and the Saint of Duty all visited on her in one form. much to think on) – but also of Joseph (especially given Pyrrha tells John in HTN that she didn't tell him abt Wake's pregnancy because she assumed the child was hers, and upon finding out Gideon isn't hers, she's obviously conflicted abt it, but inevitably settles on wanting to be a parent/parental figure to her despite the truth and the complexities of Wake's actions) but that’s just a whole Can of Worms, because we know very little of what actually went down during their interaction leading up to the airlock, so we’ll just let the concept lie there for the moment.)

Wake conceives, carries, and gives birth to Gideon, the distanced but biological child of God, knowing she’ll be used as a sacrifice, knowing through trial and error that the only viable method for this plan to work is through carrying the child herself. she does it all under the faith that if she does it all correctly, if she works hard enough, toughs it out, it will all be worth it. arguably, she never sees the Tomb fully opened, but she sees it breached.

another fun tidbit from this train of thought is the idea that her niece is named Our Lady of the Passion, a tangential name for the Virgin Mary in some sects of catholicism. beyond death, Wake’s belief in her mission to rid the universe of John and the Houses, her passion, as it were, is once again present in Pash, who is not exactly present when the Tomb is opened, but is around and conscious enough of her connections and roles to realise her dang cousin is also hanging around on the same planet her aunt died on. excited to see whatever dynamic she and Gideon develop in atn, Muir willing.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Your spilled milk theory makes so much sense. Plus, how in the small update 'move barnaby' can be taken as like a command for him to move out of the way. (Maybe from the show entirely?) Which would make sense that maybe something will happen to barnaby!

hmmm well That im skeptical on, purely because Wally was following an instruction - the whrp were just asking random things. though. though. i think there could be some merit in it being foreshadowing - storytelling isnt purely on-purpose-in-universe...

[cheffebear]

How much can you change about a character and still have them be them? I mean we are a product of our experiences

Is a Bucky barnes who was never captured by hydra still himself? What if he never got in the army?

Is Cody still Cody if he didn’t grow up on kamino whitout love or care and still managing to be the amazing man he is ?

If I never went through my trauma am I still me?

[machiavellli]

This is actually a mix of the week 2 and the week 3 of June, I’m sorry but I’m very busy/distracted rn and I didn’t read many fics in those weeks‼️🫶

Monday:

Commander Wolffe x reader by @vodika-vibes (yes. Just, yes.)

🍷 Padawan!Obi Wan x reader by @pickleprickle (OH MY. I READ THIS LIKE MORE THAN A YEAR AGO AND I SEARCHED FOR IT FOR SO LONG. I lost it because I changed account. AND OH MY. This is one of my favorite scenarios about him ever🧎‍♀️)

Padawan!Obi Wan x reader by @pickleprickle (oh🧎‍♀️)

Tuesday:

Commander Wolffe x reader by @corruptedmaiawrites (possessive Wolffe??? Jealous of Fives??? I LOVE THIS SCENARIO SO SO MUCH UHH)

🍷Commander Wolffe x reader by @nahoney22 (perfect. This was perfect)

🍷 Commander Wolffe x reader by @221bshrlocked (this is so well written. Wolffe is perfect here. WOW.)

Friday:

🍷Billy Butcher x reader by @raz-writes-the-thing (DAMN.)

🍷 Bucky Barned x reader by @navybrat817 (this has all the FEELS💯)

🍷 = MDNI!

Fics recs masterlist✨

[coffeeandbatboys]

Military men am I right?

[sarahowritesostucky]

Future scene in The Commander's Omega Series:

Alpha!Dad Steve when he catches their 14 yr old alpha son watching exploitative omega p*rn in his room.

Omega!Mom Bucky looking on from the doorway like, "Good luck with this, kid. You know how your father is."

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Azu: The thing no one to me about Zone of Truth is that peple really enjoy asking for it during party games and then being drunk enough to just tell me really weird facts about themselfs.

Hamid: I only did that once!

Azu: It was a lovely party Hamid, I now know a lot about our friends. Somethings I honestly would preffer not to. Some of you are really horny.

Hamid: You can just say it was Oscar.

Azu: Oh no, Oscar was lovely. I mean there was the cumcumber rant but after that he mostly just talked about Afrodite's divine fashion sense.

Hamid: Oh! Great. So it was just a general feeling of horniness? Did Cell say something? Did Howard? It sounds like a Carter thing. *pause* Was it me?? Oh my god, I'm so sorry!

Azu: No, it was not you. You were lovely as away. It was... well...it was no one, I should not have comented.

Hamid: *who is a gossip at heart* *trying to not sound disapointed* Oh, okay. Yeah, no worries, we don't want to make peoole unconfortable and talking about our friends behind their backs is not -

Azu: It was Barnes.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

To clarify: This is not a case of both universes existing simultaneously. This is an inexplicably-dropped-into-an-entirely-different-universe crossover.

This is not necessarily about which is your favorite character out of these (although it could be. Who am I to tell you what to do here). This is about what would be the most chaotic, the most cursed, the most barely-justifiable plot-wise. The worst, if you will.

And, since there are far more than ten characters I can imagine dumping into the world of Batman and the Justice League with no valid reasoning, there will be more.

More (or less) cursed options available here

[esperanzagalaxy]

‘‘So sticky...!’‘.

 and, last but most definitely not least, RQG request #38: @quite-a-misty-mystery asked for the best possible thing -everyone in the cellar of the japan inn, with special appearances of octopus cel (the second best cel probably) and azu’s guns.

 i made this one in very separated stages but it came together in a very satisfactory way with the very last handful of requests. it’s not exactly what i’d hoped, but it’s pretty damn close. i was looking for the vibe storyboard artists have when drawing scenes just for the hell of it? whether i got it or not, i’m really happy with the result, especially since i made the bulk of the lineart in the midst of not having drawn proper figures for like two months. i also really love the faces. even now i still get weird when doing an all-digital piece, so this is a good reminder that letting loose and stop pretending are great measures to trust my gut and get things done. thank you for this request! <3

  and thank you all for sticking by and pouring your ideas together for this wild ride in honor of the best campaign 💙💙💙💙 i respect all of your crafts 💙💙

 ID under the cut!

[ID: a digital, grayscale illustration of the lolomg + barnes and carter sitting together in the cellar of the japan inn. it's drawn with sketchy black lines and shaded with bold grays. it shows, from left to right, zolf, hamid, azu, barnes, carter and lastly cel, turned into an octopus, right in front of them all. the shot is low so cel is at the forefront, and the rest of the cast is seen a little from below. cel still has their goggles and is grabbing at a set of playing cards with their tentacles, cartoon flowers around their beady eyes. behind them, on the far left, zolf is half reaching towards them with his right hand, while bringing the left to his hair with a distressed expression. he's fat, muscular, has short white hair and his beard done in a single plait. he's wearing a plain undershirt and trousers. next to him and somewhat behind is hamid. he's sitting politely with his legs together and his left hand on his thigh, holding a hand of cards in his right hand. he's got an eyebrow raised, and a corner of his mouth pulled up in disgust. he's short, fat, has dark skin, a bit of stubble on his chin, and slicked back hair. much like zolf, he's only in a shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and trousers. to his side is azu, who has hastily lifted up a board game above all their heads, away from cel's tentacles, some oieces and cards scattering everywhere. she has her eyes wide snd eyebrows raised but looks only vaguely surprised. she's fat, big and muscular, with strong arms on display since she's got a sleeveless shirt on. after her is barnes, a little in the shade. he's looking perplexedly at cel, with a confused squint and drooping shoulders. his long, straight dark hair is half-undone from its warrior's knot and looks a little messy. his wide open billowy shirt is visible. lastly, in front of barnes, closer to the camera and to the far right, is carter. he's pointing down at cel with his left hand with a big smile and tears of laughter in his eyes. his hair is short and disheveled, and he has small, circular spectacles on the bridge of his nose. he's wearing a plain button-up and trousers, with an undone bowtie hanging around his neck. around them all are the stone walls of the cellar, with the grate to the cell behind them all. cel's hammock hangs above them from the ceiling. end ID]

[reveluving]

masterlist ; miscellaneous char.

— SHOWS & MOVIES

↬ triple frontier

benny miller : 1* – 2* – 3* – 4 – 5 – 6

— CHARACTERS

↬ warren kole & char.

˚ · . JEFF SADECKI

make it double (Phillip Graves & Jeff Sadecki mini series!) : 1* – 2* – 3 – 4

— Don't let the brothers' personality differences fool anybody. Their adoration for you is as identical as their appearance.

random HCs: 1 – 2 – 3

↬ sebastian stan & char.

˚ · . BUCKY BARNES

single father!bucky x milf!reader ; 1*

— Come & witness the chronicles of the Barnes' as the single mother next door unknowingly change their lives.

↬ michael dorman & char.

˚ · . JOE PICKETT

sweet treat

— Joe and his girls help the neighbourhood baker plan the seasonal menu.

↬ adam driver & char.

red lipstick (adam driver char. au)

↬ stephen lang & char.

i can be the one that takes you there (commander taylor x reader)

— It's just you and the commander tonight.

↬ other char.

twice shy (oj haywood x f!reader)

— When two shy idiots fall in love.

— ANIME

˚ · . JUJUTSU KAISEN

voyeur!geto* (ft. your hubbies gojo & toji)

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