#Colorado wttt

[https-chaos]

I love Colorado so much he's my baby boy I want to smoke with him and talk about mountains and space I wanna be his best friend I wanna be his boyfriend I want him to get kissies. Colorado is truly my biggest wttt blorbo I want to fold him into a little Colorado-shaped square and put him in my pocket. I want to go skiing with him and get high in a remote mountain cabin with him. I want to bring him to the Midwest so he can see a flat horizon, I think he'd think it was interesting but liminal and uncomfortable (the same way I feel about being surrounded by mountains).

I'm actually embarrassing about Coco in real life guys. I talk about "the Colorado character played by that states guy who got popular on TikTok" to REAL LIFE PEOPLE. I lobe him

[goblin-d]

my boy!!! conrado emiliano ramirez-young!!

here he is. the weed smoker skiself

(for @theywhoshantbenamed @elhayd and @swordsnslime :3)

[mur-art]

According to this video, Utah and Idaho account for 60% of all sales of Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut.

After all, just cause you can’t have coffee or alcohol doesn’t mean you can’t have fun!

Anyway…Utah.exe has stopped working; he is having major sugar overload.

Featuring a rare Colorado appearance!

[yippeeometer]

we as a society (tiny little fandom ecosystem) need to accept the fact that colorado would be the WORST most FRUSTRATING guy to talk to. he is not listening to a word you say. you ask him a perfectly normal question about what he wants for breakfast and he launches into his own separate monologue about how life was never really the same since he was told to stop bringing goats into the statehouse. he processes every word at least 8x slower than a regular man. example:

Utah: I'm just checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, illythia promised to make-

Rado:

Utah: DINNER. TOMORROW. ME.

[dailymothanon]

can you doodle Denver? I feel like he’d collect stickers. There’s so many stickers in Denver that cover entire traffic cones and the backs of stop signs. An entire roadblock I saw once was covered in stickers to the point where I couldn’t see the wood of it

i feel like you could give Denver some pizazz. He’d be lookin real snazzy in your style, lol

Just for now have a little sketch for his concept 😓 I’ve been feeling a lil unmotivated to draw lately + I oughta fix my sleep schedule so, I’ll try making an actual piece of Denver soon! I do really like designing cities however, so the requests are fun to think about, I think traditionally drawing will help me a lil better

[northduhcodeuh]

Gay people anyone?

It’s rushed and my apologies, my brain is still lazy when it comes to actually drawing. Asks may take while and I’m sorry.

But anyway-

Mass wearing colorados goggles in recent episode, pretty gay mass just saying🤨/j

Literally them:

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Hi I am in your asks

Could you possibly draw child Colorado to add onto your kid state drawings

Hello thank you for entering my asks!! Yes I can!

He seems like a fun kid tbh, would probably be a treat to babysit!

[abcwordsurge]

Utah: In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost-

New Mex: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Arizona: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Colorado: HEYYYYY MACARENA!!!

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Colorado [completely high]: Is stabbing someone immoral?

California and Nevada: Not if they consent to it.

New Mexico: Depends on who you're stabbing

Arizona: And on how times you stab them

Utah: Yes??!!

[doueverwonder]

Utah, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Colorado: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Colorado: Here you go.

Utah:

Colorado:

Nevada: Why am I here?

[northstarstate-loverboy]

Western Page!

Look at all the skrunkles (click for better quality)

Headcanon time bitches!! >:D

-Alaska groups himself with them to make his life easier, he does not enjoy being in this group though

-Idaho and Oregon are married (almost canon)

-Washington and Colorado own body pillows (yes plural)

-Utah hates mirrors (because he only sees a sinner when he looks in them and hates it)

-Utah and Utah University (the red one idk) are different people

-Montana has social anxiety

-Most of them have a token midwestern friend ™️

-(this one’s by @hibiscuslynx ) California had golden blonde hair during the gold rush but it has been turning brown ever since

-Washington and Miss Washington (Sarah Jay Pierce) are TOTAL gossip girls. Like look at them, they are so salty and I LOVE IT

-Colorado rarely has alcoholic or nicotine

-Ari is just a sweaty boy

-Idaho has chronic basic white man disorder and it is lethal 😔

-New Mexico and Colorado have annual cook offs where they see who can make this hottest green chili and/or who can handle the hottest chili

-Arizona, Wyoming, and Utah oversee this cook off to make sure no one dies because Colorado passed out one year.

LGBT+ headcanons!:

Washington-Gay

Oregon-Gay(canon)

California-Gay

Nevada-Genderfluid Transneutral Bi

Arizona-Bi Transmasc

New Mexico-Gay

Utah-Bi

Idaho-Gay

Montana-Asexual Panromantic

Wyoming-Greysexual Biromantic

Colorado-Bi Demiromantic

Alaska-Bi Transmasc

[abchavenforanon]

List of wttt headcanons I think the fandom shoudl really think about

Transfem Butch Colorado

Middle Eastern Michigan

Transmasc Wyoming

Transfem Illinois

Transfem WV (Ben actually implied this on his patreon, fun fact)

Lavender / Coverup Marriage Illithiya and Utah

Intersex Minnesota (its literally her color palette guys /j)

Transfem MISSissppi and MISSouri

-🪼

oooh this is incredible. at first I read middle east as northeast and got very confused- but middle east michigan is so fun. ben implied transfem west virginia on his patreon?? what else have I been missing over there? (/lh) and intersex minnesota is wonderful. I would love to see more of all of these :D

[dailymothanon]

Could we get more colorado?

An old ask I’m using to post this 🐶 but yes… Colorado is a fun one to me! I should develop him more maybe 🤔 anyways, this is just a simple fit for a simple drawing, I’d like to imagine that if Colorado had a prosthetic he’d paint it 😌 and maybe make it look like a transformers leg tbh. Like the cartoon versions. It was meant to resemble his flag but I did find the resemblance a little silly

Bonus little sketch of what I kinda imagine to be his usual fit tbh!! He gives me like an early 2000’s kinda vibe

[northduhcodeuh]

Friend asked me to draw the sillies

Maryland will never get over oldbay. Colorado is high and trying to understand what he’s doing(same/j)

[lizardtheacorn]

colorocko

…

yea ill get off the stage-

[thatoneangrytuga]

Hello hi here’s a headcanon(pretty much California focused)

California has asthma really bad lungs 1) bc of wildfires 2) bc of smog(San Bernardino had some of the worst smog of any county in the states)

Also he likes doing outdoorsy stuff like hiking, running, surfing, snorkeling, etc. . He just likes to be outside(golden retriever energy tbh)

Speaking of running I also think he started a running group with Massachusetts and their most frequent members are Colorado and DC

He likes to try new things and start new projects but he loses interest pretty easily so he has a lot of “hobbies” that he says he’s gonna get back into but chances are he won’t

That’s all I have for now, I hope you don’t mind me rambling in your asks lol

The Cali brainrot is real in this comunity frfr ‼️‼️

Im gonna open up to requests 😶‍🌫️, because doing this was fun, and i need something fun to do in free time, so dont be afraid to send something in my ask box or dms. ANYWAYSS! Tysm @theywhoshantbenamed for sending in something 😼🫶 Feel free to rant as much as you want in my asks, i dont mind it at all! (+ i leant something new!)