#colorado wttt

[https-chaos]

I love Colorado so much he's my baby boy I want to smoke with him and talk about mountains and space I wanna be his best friend I wanna be his boyfriend I want him to get kissies. Colorado is truly my biggest wttt blorbo I want to fold him into a little Colorado-shaped square and put him in my pocket. I want to go skiing with him and get high in a remote mountain cabin with him. I want to bring him to the Midwest so he can see a flat horizon, I think he'd think it was interesting but liminal and uncomfortable (the same way I feel about being surrounded by mountains).

I'm actually embarrassing about Coco in real life guys. I talk about "the Colorado character played by that states guy who got popular on TikTok" to REAL LIFE PEOPLE. I lobe him

[goblin-d]

my boy!!! conrado emiliano ramirez-young!!

here he is. the weed smoker skiself

(for @theywhoshantbenamed @elhayd and @swordsnslime :3)

[mur-art]

According to this video, Utah and Idaho account for 60% of all sales of Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut.

After all, just cause you can’t have coffee or alcohol doesn’t mean you can’t have fun!

Anyway…Utah.exe has stopped working; he is having major sugar overload.

Featuring a rare Colorado appearance!

[yippeeometer]

what the states went as for halloween:

texas goes as california. he says its because he wanted to be the lamest thing possible, but it just comes off gay and desperate.

florida is some deeply niche twitter meme. he has to be escorted out after 5 minutes bc no one knows what he is and he threatens to start eating faces.

new jersey goes as bob from bob's burgers, however everyone immediately assumes hes one of the sopranos. the only one that comes even close to guessing what he is is wisconsin who is so drunk he calls him a bobster all night long without realising

the four corners are gru and his minions, except they never fully communicated who would be gru and who would be a minion so theyre just all gru. new mex and ari almost end the whole friendship.

nevada has at least 3 different costumes, and has daily panic attacks leading up to the halloween party bc he needs to make the costume perfect. nearly all his costumes end up being ruined by the end of the night bc hes challenged to too many dance competitions

penn and rhode were supposed to have a matching costume. however, penn suggested rhode be frank from iasip, and rhode genuinely crashed out bc he assumed penn was ripping on him for his height. he was actually making a joke about his goblin nature, but anways

the west buy a cardboard cutout of wy, assuming he wont be coming to the party. wy does end up going, eats an entire tray of rado's naughty brownies and sobs hysterically bc he sees the cut out and thinks hes finally becomes a ghost

no one knows what alaska is. he puts on his vaguest costume and responds 'yes' to everyone's guesses to what he is. the rush of causing such confusion lasts him the next 12 months.

california is a character from a literature classic, that he definately hasnt read. he takes great care in explaining what a classic the book is but wont answer a single question on the plot.

gov dresses as 'a man in a suit'. loui throws various fruits at him until he puts on a real costume.

mass goes around all night shouting at people in witches costumes (' OH COME ON, ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT, BUT WHEN I DO IT THEY TRY AND KILL ME?????). virginia has to drag him back.

[northduhcodeuh]

I can’t draw past the head. Help.

Anyways, here’s quick Colorado. Maybe soon I’ll figure out what I’m doing.

But until then, I’ll skedaddle away.

[dailymothanon]

can you doodle Denver? I feel like he’d collect stickers. There’s so many stickers in Denver that cover entire traffic cones and the backs of stop signs. An entire roadblock I saw once was covered in stickers to the point where I couldn’t see the wood of it

i feel like you could give Denver some pizazz. He’d be lookin real snazzy in your style, lol

Just for now have a little sketch for his concept 😓 I’ve been feeling a lil unmotivated to draw lately + I oughta fix my sleep schedule so, I’ll try making an actual piece of Denver soon! I do really like designing cities however, so the requests are fun to think about, I think traditionally drawing will help me a lil better

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Hi I am in your asks

Could you possibly draw child Colorado to add onto your kid state drawings

Hello thank you for entering my asks!! Yes I can!

He seems like a fun kid tbh, would probably be a treat to babysit!

[ihatethejerseyshore]

Finally done

Its a little crappy but idrc it was fun to draw :D

Again i didnt shade/render

References:

[abcwordsurge]

Utah: In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost-

New Mex: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Arizona: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Colorado: HEYYYYY MACARENA!!!

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Wyoming (wanting an individual identity like we all do): You can't keep coming to the table when someone calls for a square state. You have 697 sides for god's sake, you aren't a real square at all, you aren't even a quad. And even on the map, you look more like a rectangle than a square! Colorado (somehow stone cold sober): Shapes are just illusions, man.

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

CANT STOP FUCKING GIGGLING ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY 😭😭😭😭

[doueverwonder]

Utah, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Colorado: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Colorado: Here you go.

Utah:

Colorado:

Nevada: Why am I here?

[daily-table21]

Video: The States React to WAP

Status: Public

Link: The States React to WAP - YouTube

Date Posted: October 21st 2020

[yippeeometer]

we as a society (tiny little fandom ecosystem) need to accept the fact that colorado would be the WORST most FRUSTRATING guy to talk to. he is not listening to a word you say. you ask him a perfectly normal question about what he wants for breakfast and he launches into his own separate monologue about how life was never really the same since he was told to stop bringing goats into the statehouse. he processes every word at least 8x slower than a regular man. example:

Utah: I'm just checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, illythia promised to make-

Rado:

Utah: DINNER. TOMORROW. ME.

[northduhcodeuh]

Gay people anyone?

It’s rushed and my apologies, my brain is still lazy when it comes to actually drawing. Asks may take while and I’m sorry.

But anyway-

Mass wearing colorados goggles in recent episode, pretty gay mass just saying🤨/j

Literally them:

[dailymothanon]

Could we get more colorado?

An old ask I’m using to post this 🐶 but yes… Colorado is a fun one to me! I should develop him more maybe 🤔 anyways, this is just a simple fit for a simple drawing, I’d like to imagine that if Colorado had a prosthetic he’d paint it 😌 and maybe make it look like a transformers leg tbh. Like the cartoon versions. It was meant to resemble his flag but I did find the resemblance a little silly

Bonus little sketch of what I kinda imagine to be his usual fit tbh!! He gives me like an early 2000’s kinda vibe