#Clothing budget: 0

[livmondcole]

i miss him 😔

[ennuijpg]

we finally have a bub trailer fkskfkskdk

[lamnwar]

MDNI 18+

Daiki knows he's being stupid. A real idiot for the way he feels.

It's just a piece of fabric, for fuck's sake!

A blue silk robe you bought on your latest trip to China, handcrafted by an old artisan with so much love and talent that you didn't mind spending most of your souvenir budget on it. Something about the little details – the cloud shaped pattern on the cuffs and collar, the deep pockets that keep your hands warm, the flowers and branches embroidered in gold thread – it was too gorgeous not to buy it.

But god, does Daiki hate it. It stems entirely in his unreasonable jealousy for the cloth, his insides burning when he sees how it wraps around your body. The blue silk cord around your waist, holding it together. The way it drapes your shoulders so delicately. The way it clings to your chest, your nipples perking through the fabric.

That should be him. That should be his hands on your waist, holding you tight. That should be his fingers on your shoulders, taking in the softness of your skin. That should be his mouth around your perked nipples, sucking on them till his jaw hurts.

His cock aches in his boxers every night and morning, when you roam around the house in nothing but that blue silk robe, so carelessly doing your thing. Watering your indoor plants, choosing your outfit for the next day, making yourself a cup of hot beverage to warm your insides the same way that godforsaken robe keeps you warm outside. And then you climb in bed, your thighs that Daiki loves so much peeking out of the slit, and you lean towards him, the robe opening just enough to show your bare chest under it.

That's when he loses his mind. He can't take it anymore. He well knows he sounds insane but if Daiki could be anything, he'd be that blue silk robe. Wrapping your body and touching your skin at all times. He grunts, pulling you into a wild kiss as his fingers untie the robe in frustration.

Get out of this thing, cling to me. He's feral, and you're confused. What on Earth is your boyfriend so mad about? He's hovering you, taking the sight of your naked body, the sapphire fabric splayed under you, your hair contrasting with the colour.

Fucking you as the fabric glides under your every squirm. Oh god, you're such a beautiful thing to look at. The shine in your eyes, the sweet songs of your moans. And Daiki's big brown hands, roaming every inch of you, kneading your breasts while he pounds into you with the kind of force that makes your mind go blank. It might be the best sex you've had in a while. And he smiles, a spiteful smirk on his lips as he sees how you cling to him, that cute little voice of yours begging. More, Daiki, more! It might be that, as a personal preference, you'd take your boyfriend's skin against yours over any piece of clothing.

Daiki Aomine: 1. That stupid blue silk robe: 0.

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

When it comes to cold weather, the main rule (regardless of gender or presentation) is: when in doubt, choose warmth and safety over style. 

Some basics: 

Layering is your best friend: Start with moisture-wicking base layers to keep sweat off your skin. Follow with insulating layers (like fleece or wool), and finish with a weather-resistant outer layer (like a puffer jacket or waterproof coat) to protect against wind, snow or rain.

Keep your sensitive areas warm: Make sure your hands, feet, and head are covered! Gloves, warm socks and a beanie can prevent cold-related discomfort or injuries. 

Waterproof: If you're facing snow or rain, make sure your clothes are waterproof. Wet clothes lose their insulating ability, so staying dry is a big part of staying warm! 

Reflective Gear: If you’re out in the dark or in poor visibility conditions, consider adding reflective elements to your outfit for safety.

People can react differently to temperatures. A temperature that feels super cold to you could feel comfortable to someone else, depending on what you’re used to (and some other factors). As a very basic rule, we can say: Gloves, beanies, and other cold-weather accessories typically become necessary when temperatures drop below 40°F (4°C). In more severe cold (below 32°F (0°C)), it’s even more important to wear them to protect yourself from frostbite and maintain body warmth. But it goes even in milder weather: if you feel uncomfortable or if it’s windy or damp, it’s a good idea to add these items for extra comfort.

With all that being said: Clothes are not just for safety and temperature control, they also help you express yourself - and that doesn’t suddenly change in winter. 

Dressing for cold weather doesn’t have to mean sacrificing your personal look. Whether you want to present more feminine, more masculine, or more androgynous, here are some tips to help you layer up and feel like yourself: 

(Note that these are suggestions, not hard rules. Style is highly subjective as everyone has different tastes, preferences, body types, fashion inspirations, budgets, cultural influences etc. I could suggest something here that you’d feel super uncomfortable in - if so, that’s not a sign you’re “doing it wrong”! Cherry-pick what feels right and ignore the rest) 

If You Want to Present More Feminine

Base Layers: If you want to wear skirts or dresses in winter, start with thermal leggings or tights! These can be nicely paired with cozy, long-sleeved tops or lightweight thermal shirts. (But also keep in mind that plenty of women, cis or trans, do not wear dresses all the time! Nothing wrong with choosing jeans!) 

Outer Layers: There are plenty of styles to choose from that have a feminine touch, such as a belted trench coat, a pea coat, or a long wool coat. Shawls are also excellent for adding a touch of style while keeping you warm! 

Footwear: Knee-high or thigh-high boots lined with faux fur or fleece can keep your legs warm and add a polished look to your outfit. Ankle boots with thicker socks are also a good alternative.

Accessories: Scarves, gloves, and beanies can be both practical and stylish. Knit hats or earmuffs can add a soft, cozy vibe to your look.

Style Tip: Go for a mix of fabrics like wool, faux fur, and knitwear to create texture and warmth.

If You Want to Present More Masculine: 

- Base Layers: Start with thermal undershirts or moisture-wicking base layers. Consider long underwear for added insulation beneath your pants.

- Outer Layers: There’s plenty of outerwear to choose from, like a puffer jacket, parka, or wool overcoat! (Faux) Leather or bomber jackets layered over sweaters can also add a masculine edge while keeping you warm.

- Footwear: You might want to opt for sturdy boots, such as work boots, Chelsea boots, or combat boots. Thicker socks can keep your feet warm.

- Accessories: Don’t skip out on scarves, beanies, or gloves for being “too feminine”. They can actually be great for adding a more rugged feel to your outfit! You just gotta find a color and style that fits you well. 

Style Tip: Focus on layering in a way that adds structure. Sweaters, button-ups, and jackets work great together for a sharp, put-together look. Play with dark, neutral tones and thick fabrics like wool or denim for extra warmth and style.

If You Want to Present Androgynous

- Base Layers: Neutral-colored thermal tops or turtlenecks can serve as great foundational pieces. You may want to pair these with straight-leg or loose-fitting pants that allow room for layering underneath.

- Outer Layers: Oversized coats, puffer jackets, or long trench coats can work well for an androgynous look. Try layering with oversized sweaters or fleece pullovers for extra warmth.

- Footwear: You could go for sneakers, lace-up boots, or loafers paired with warm, thick socks. But really, any pair of shoes can work for an unisex outfit. 

- Accessories: Neutral-colored scarves, simple beanies, and fingerless gloves can add to an androgynous look. Minimalist accessories like oversized scarves or gender-neutral caps are both practical and stylish.

Style Tip: Aim for a balanced mix of structured and relaxed pieces. Try loose layers on top with more fitted pants, or vice versa, to create an effortless, warm, and non-gendered appearance.

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Dad 

[mypoisonedvine]

virgin neil lewis with 11: “fuck, do that again... please."

your work is so fucking good i LOVE it

thank you so much love!! i got so many amazing neil requests but I love the idea of virgin neil c: kinda made him an incel lowkey...

warnings: noncon sexual content (18+ only!!), perv!neil, grinding, neil being a creepy nice guy with 0 stamina (aka my exact type)

100 random prompts - send me a number and a character!

Neil could be a little bit... well... touchy.

You mostly didn't mind it. It was just his way of being friendly and he usually made you laugh with the way he would randomly hug you from behind or tickle you or playfight you just to hold you down.

Every once in a while it would get weird, but not too weird; just his dorky, goofy sense of humor taking a jokingly-horny turn.

Well, you thought he was joking.

Like, for example, today—when you were on the couch arguing over what to watch (a common occurrence).

“No way,” he shook his head, “it’s shlock!”

“Just because it had a big budget doesn’t mean it’s shlock!” you defended.

“Oh yeah?” he challenged with a smirk.  “Just read the box!”

He snatched the DVD case out of your hands, flipping it to read the back as you tried to pull it away from him.

“In a world,” he began reading the synopsis in a deep, dramatic voice.  “See?  No good movie starts its premise with in a world—”

“Shut up!” you whined.  “Reading the back is cheating!  Gimme it!”

You leaned over him, trying to grab it, but his arms were longer; he held it up high and tilted his head back to keep reading: “In a world devastated by nuclear war—”

“You’d like it if you gave it a chance!” you insisted.  You couldn’t reach as high as him from where you were sitting, so you thoughtlessly hopped into his lap and lifted yourself up to get closer.  He yanked it away again, leaning to the side and watching you as you laughed and groaned and tried to get it away from him.  “You just need to see it, then you’d like it!”

Three things happened at once, right then: you moved to try to get the DVD from him, twisting yourself in his lap; his other hand grabbed suddenly and tightly onto your hip; and he stopped laughing.

You didn’t really notice it at first, just happy you managed to snatch the case from him.  You only really realized something was different when you looked at him with a smug grin which fell quickly.  “Neil?”

His lip was between his teeth, and his face was a little flushed.

“Neil, what’s wrong?” you wondered, relaxing on top of him, which only made you put more pressure against his— oh.

“Fuck,” he breathed, holding your hips with both hands now, “do that again… please.”

“What the fuck?!” you snapped.  “Are you— is that—?”

You tried to get off of him, but he was holding you down.  Your face flushed as you suddenly felt self-conscious about everything you’d done— about wearing these tiny lounge shorts, about getting in his lap, about coming over to see him at all.  He rocked his hips slightly under you, and you whimpered as you understood, without a doubt, that he was rubbing his erection right against you through his pants.  You could feel it throbbing, even.  You weren’t sure what was worse: the possibility that he got that hard that fast because you were in his lap, or that he’d been hard before when you two were just hanging out.

“Let me go, Neil,” you demanded, but your voice was weak and shaking; he ignored you, looking down at you in his lap as he moved you on top of him.  “Neil, stop—”

“Fuck,” he sighed, “you’re warm.”

He did it again, again; you felt sick and strange and sort of numb as he held you tighter, groaning under his breath.  “This isn’t funny,” you whined, “this is—what the fuck, dude—”

“Sorry,” he panted, moving you faster over him, and you grimaced as you were forced to feel the details of his cock against your pussy.  It was disturbing, really, how well you could feel it with these clothes in the way: you could feel the ridge of his head, the shape and thickness of his shaft…

You swallowed, blinking quickly, not really believing that this was happening—this couldn’t be happening, right?  Not to you, not with Neil, it just didn’t make sense.  “Stop,” you begged again, quieter yet more desperate than ever.

“I will, I will,” he promised, “I’m so close— I’m almost done, then I’ll stop— fuck!”

He tossed his head back, and you felt it flexing.  You watched in shock, confusion, and disgust as a small stain began to form on his shorts, hot come soaking through the fabric as his chest rose and fell quickly while he caught his breath.

You were speechless, and confused, and you had pins and needles all over as you tried to convince yourself that didn’t just happen— that your ‘friend’ hadn’t just used you to come, holding you down and rubbing you against him.  You’d felt so helpless and dirty… so why was there a wet patch in your own shorts, not from coming but from unsatisfied arousal?

His grip relaxed on your hips, and you could get up, but you were still frozen.  If you moved now, you might have to acknowledge that this was real. 

“Okay,” he smiled, still breathing a bit heavy, eyes still shut with relief, “we can watch your movie now.”

[pikachicachan]

I just thought of something and now it won't leave my head, so here it is:

[At The Table]

Florida: Heyyy Human Torch! Living up to your name I see!

[California glares while wheezing and sweating]

Cali: Now's [wheeze]... not the time Florida... [coughs up smoke]

Gov: Don't worry California, the emergency funds have been approved and help is on the way to Los Angeles. Hopefully the weather calms down soon so we can start to put out the fires...

[Gov warily glances over to Mother Nature]

Mother Nature: Hmmm, I've never conjured up a firecane before... sounds fun! A great way to start 2025, right?

Florida: I like the way you think! I wanna see it!

Gov: No! Both of you stop it!

Cali: [wheezes] Yes dude, please don't! 5 fires are burning in the LA area... and as of now, [wheeze] 0% of them have been contained due to the heavy winds... [wheeze] this is hella crazy. [coughs]

Florida: You know, I read something very interesting earlier...

Gov, Cali, Texas and New York: [turns to Florida in confusion]

Gov: I... I thought you didn't know how? Did you actually learn?

Florida: Ha — no! I just wanted to get your hopes up! Anywayyyy, I heard from somewhere on the internet that the firefighter budget in LA got cut by about $18 million last year which was given to the LAPD — even though crime has been soooo much lower and there aren't many cops! [chuckles] Like, what are they doing with all that money??

Gov: EXCUSE ME?? [turns to Cali] You did what?!

[New York raises his eyebrow in interest]

Cali: [coughs] Umm —

Texas: [shivers in his 5 layers of clothes] Oh-ho! [grins] N-Now that's interestin'! Didn't think that all the w-way through, huh wildfire?

Cali: [glares and wheezes] Oh yeah? Looks like [wheeze]... you're not fairing well either! [baby voice] Awe, is it getting too cold for the 'big guy'? Seems like it seeing how Ted Cruz left you again!

Texas: [seethes] Why you little —

Gov: Alright, enough!

Louis: maaais, lemme get a daiquiri 'eal quick! Dis is gettin' good.

Florida: [giggles] Oh yeah! I also heard that Ted Cruz leaving is like the Waffle House Index of Texas — but for winter storms! Did he go to Cancun again? Cause that would be sooo wild!

New York: [grunts] we need some kind of miracle dis year to get things movin'. [nudges Gov] ya know, I know a guy... [smirks] name's Luigi —

Gov: Alright, alright! This is getting out of hand...

Gov: [sighs and drags his hands through his face and hair]

Gov: ...but what else is new?

Florida: [chuckles] Happy 2025 everyone!

... this is the only way I can cope, pls —

But also, my heart goes out to those affected by the fires and I hope action gets taken soon to extinguish the fires! 🙏🏼

[bitterrobin]

Either I make multiple housekeeper ocs for my au or at least half of Wayne Manor is kept boarded up indefinitely. Sorry to burst people's bubbles but there is no conceivable way Alfred by himself is cleaning the entire mansion.

I've grown up helping my mother (who otherwise works alone w chronic back pain) clean middle to upper class homes here in SoCal. In very white oriented areas with housewives and large families with dogs and good financial situations. Now, there's a huge difference between large modern homes that have only two maybe three floors and the entire floor plan of a mansion that's at minimum built in the 1800s and has 30 rooms. But fundamentally the problems with upkeep are the same. You need to sweep all the floors, mop, wipe the baseboards, vacuum every carpet. You need to wipe clean windows, fans, HC units, lightbulbs, staircases, every surface used constantly - kitchen countertops, bathroom counters, showers/bathtubs/toilets. You need to do laundry, not only clothes, but towels and bedding used by the owners and the rags you use to clean. Fold that laundry. Make the beds. Take out every full trashbag and haul it out of the house. Wash dishes daily. Put those dishes away. Occasionally remind the owner that maybe a light needs fixing, there's a hole in their daughter's sweater, the dog peed inside, that their son tends to stuff trash under the couch cushions and now they have an ant infestation.

On average, with my help, it takes my mom 4-5 hours for one two-floor house. Takes longer by herself. That's not even getting into the amount of people and pets. If there's kids, you need to clean after their spaces more than the adults. With babies, there's diapers and toys all over. With dogs or cats there's always always fur to pick up. The bigger the family, the busier they are, the messier the house. And thats all for a housekeeper that visits every week and gets paid in numbers ranging from 6$0 to $100. (And often people will forget to pay you and you have to stretch out your budget for weeks and weeks and then they pay you and they forget again next month).

For Alfred, as an official butler and employee, he lives at the manor. There's no cost for him that comes from travel (no car to pay for fuel) or cleaning supplies (Bruce probably pays for them). But everything else? Not to mention the added chaos factor of BEING VIGILANTES. Alfred not only upkeep the house they live in, but prepares food, clothing, scheduling, and cleans the Batcave and feeds the bats, at least two large dogs, and one cat. Theres multiple cars and vehicles, guns, weaponry, technology to watch out for (and I know the average fanon enjoyer doesn't know Harold Allnut should be doing that). He picks Bruce's clothes and dresses him for godssake. Hell, Alfred even operates the Batcomputer when needed every night. He does their medical care (and people forget about Leslie yet again, even regarding her relationship w Bruce, still. still.) That's too much for one old man.

Realistically, either Bruce has a full house staff like nobles used to have, or Alfred simply does not do as much as people think. He's old. Forever aging. There's not going to be 20+ plus rooms ready all the time for people to sleep in. At best, the residents of the Manor are Bruce, Tim, and Damian. At best, their bedrooms are kept clean daily. All the other bedrooms are cleaned maybe monthly. The rooms that aren't bedrooms (foyers/attics etc) maybe every other month. Groceries are multiple day events. Same with cooking full meals, dietary plans. Galas and business functions require weeks and months. The pets take days for veterinary care and training. The kids all together take weeks, days individually and together. And they not only look at you as a butler but as family. You are responsible for their wellbeing, emotions whether you like it or not (bc Alfred frankly enables Bruce too much but thats for another day).

Only saving grace he has is that recently not many people live there anymore. Stephanie and Helena and Kate and Barbara shouldn't be living there in the first place. Dick and Jason have their own places. Tim and Cassandra are up in the air but I don't think they spend 100% of their time in the Manor because they're young adults with various circumstances.

[vrisrezis]

OMG I REALLY LIKE YOUR YAN!GETO AND GOJO HEADCANONS!! If you don't mind can I please request a yan!itadori? No pressure btw

Have a good night/day!

THANK UUU!!! Yan yuuji is sooo cute I love him :0 (featuring Sukuna lol)

Yan! Yuuji who would never kill somebody ….. not unless you asked him to of course…

Yan! Yuuji who’s disgusted by killing, especially to innocent people, but even to bad people… unless they’ve wronged you.. they deserve a fate much… much worse than death

Yan! Yuuji who is like a loyal dog .. that’s the best way to describe him tbh

Yan! Yuuji who loves to make you laugh, if he doesn’t make you laugh everyday he feels like he’s failed, like he’s nothing more than a pathetic weasel.

Yan! Yuuji who loves buying you gifts!!! Nonstop!!!! He will never stop… he believes no matter what you say, you deserve it. :}

Yan! Yuuji who does NOT budget money for himself bruh he be wasting all his money on you… he’d rather buy you something than feed himself (megumi is very worried abt him)

Yan! Yuuji who always lifts you up… he’s so sweet

Yan! Yuuji who loves sharing his clothes with you… you look cute with his clothes on… also it feels like you’re his

Yan! Yuuji who is terrifying when your life is threatened like even sukuna backs off … “he’s like … Jesus Christ wtf … what happened brat…” he’s like when junpei died cuz of mahito but so much worse

Yan! Yuuji who would blame himself if anything happened to you… would probably just tell you to kill him for being so terrible and he absolutely means it

Yan! Yuuji has strong feelings in terms of wanting to be the one to protect you and keep you safe, even if you’re stronger than him. Due to this fact he really beats himself up if he can’t protect you.. even if you only get slightly hurt,

Yan! Yuuji who is protective but not isolating. He loves seeing you get along with other people, and he doesn’t expect you to return his devoted feelings. He wants you happy above all else, even if that meant you’re with somebody else. But he still makes it known to you you’re everything to him.

Yan! Yuuji who would absolutely kill anyone that broke your heart though. He will straight up be your exes best friend when you’re dating them cause they make you happy, but once he sees the signs of them making you unhappy and miserable, he waits till you break up and goes in for the kill.

Yan! Yuuji who also notices a lot of toxic traits so he also recognizes his own, so he’s constantly trying to improve his behavior around you..

Despite this fact probably sees killing for you as a good thing cause it’s getting rid of those that put you at risk or in distress

Probably tries to form a pact with sukuna to make sure sukuna doesn’t hurt you, as well.

And Yan! Yuuji who would do anything to have that pact with sukuna cuz holy

Yan! Yuuji who, even if you aren’t dating, tells you how much he loves you constantly. He doesn’t bother hiding his feelings unless he thinks you’d be uncomfortable by them.

Yan! Yuuji who probably falls more in love if you get him to open up to you (esp post shibuya …) you’re so loving.. so trusting … so kind …

Yan! Yuuji who would be delighted to date you, but wouldn’t force it on you. It would come naturally, with you genuinely liking him.

Yan! Yuuji is a lovely boyfriend as well and the gifts, the protectiveness, increased tenfold but he tries not to be too overbearing (he is, but he still won’t isolate you from people)

Yan! Yuuji who just grumbles when sukuna teases him for his devotion towards you.. trying to get sukuna to shut up when sukuna starts talking in grave detail to you about how yuuji stalks the hell outta you

Yan! Yuuji totally stalks you but he’s not as bad as a lot of other yanderes so it’s just a short mention tbh

Yan! Yuuji who already wants to get married ..

Yan! Yuuji who is very clingy and very affectionate … constant kisses and cuddles for real

Yan! Yuuji who’s just a sweet boy … would really just do anything for your love and approval..

[aardvaark]

the librarians "and the apple of discord" watch through

flynn’s back! yay!

"did you come to take them away? i keep their bags packed." JENKINS IM OBSESSED WITH YOU

jenkins knows hip hop too, he’s my favourite

so that dude is a dragon? i love when dragons in supernatural tv shows are literally just some guy. like sorry the budget is notttt gonna allow for a Creature okay, but you can have this normal man

somethings wrong with jacob :0

and the proper-form dragon we see is literally just its eye. again a budget of about one dollar & a packet of chips (affectionate)

somethings wrong with cassandra :0

"the world crime league" that ezekiel mentions would def also exist in leverage lmaooo

cassandra’s stripping down for the audience and also for the evil lady who kinda seemed gay for her earlier!!

i love that the "worst version" of jacob just cares about art even more than usual

i think baird really overestimates how evil ezekiel would be, and they’re all really underestimating the problem that evil!cassandra poses

what is jenkins? immortal, he seems to imply? but how & why… and him and dulaque clearly have some weird shared history

bairds like "what did u do with cassandra" mate, lamia is the one in pain on the floor looking terrified. don’t underestimate cassandra, i thought we learnt this last episode!!

jacob pays attention to cassandra’s note taking? cute. he also brought her dress!

"what happened to my clothes" fan service

they just said mobile phone technology was legally accepted as a branch of wizardry and 1) that’s hilarious but 2) i like the implications this has for what wizardry & magic mean in this world & what the influence of these VIPs is.

yeah exactly, ezekiel has no intentions or desire to do anything worse than what he already does. you can say he’s kinda bad or at least too self-serving, but he’s not some kind of terrifying evil mastermind. now cassandra, on the other hand-

oh there is DEFINITELY weird shared history with dulaque & jenkins. interesting interestingggg…

[queen-erika-the-songful]

Hey, wanna see me chart the timeline of The Barbie Diaries after noticing one little detail that's now going to bother me forever?

Here's the thing: If Barbie and Kevin's movie night thing is supposed to be once-a-week, and they start the movie on N and end with Z, then the whole movie would canonically take place over a 13-week period. But that cannot possibly be the case. I'm going to map out the events. As an aside, even though the first day of the week is Sunday, read "Day 1" as "Monday", and "Day 5" as "Friday".

Here are the events we see onscreen:

Week 0, Day 0: Last day of Summer. Barbie and friends go to the beach and make their wishes for sophomore year.

Week 1, Day 1: The very next day is the first day of school. So much shit goes down: Raquelle gets Barbie's dream of being school anchor, leaving Barbie with the assistant role. Todd and Raquelle break up and Todd hangs with Barbie and gives her a ride home. Kevin and Barbie have movie night and Kevin suggests asking Mr. Wexler if Barbie and Raquelle can co-anchor.

Week 1, Day 2: Barbie is shut down for the co-anchor position. Todd asks her to the dance. It's implied that football practice is that same day too, because even though Barbie and Tia are wearing different outfits, Raquelle isn't. If practice was next day, then it would be Day 3.

Week 1, Day 4: We see a shot of Barbie and Todd hanging out at school and holding hands. Then we cut to Barbie, Tia, and Courtney go shopping for Barbie's Fall Formal dress. She's in the same outfit as the previous scene, so we can infer that this was the same day Todd held her hand. Barbie finds her dress, but Raquelle takes Todd back via phone call and then Todd calls Barbie to dump her. Stephanie gives the girls new bracelets and Barbie a new diary. Working backward from Day 5, this would all be Day 4. But here's the kicker:

Week 1, Day 5: The next day, Barbie is very embarrassed to be in school and decides to write in her diary for the first time. She explicitly puts "Things have been a mess this week...ever since Raquelle landed that anchor job and I didn't'". So it's still the first week of school. Then Barbie loses her bracelet and once she retrieves it, sees a poster for the Fall Formal auditions. She signs Charmz up for it and confirms it with the others the same night (evidenced by their clothing) and they get excited to audition "in a week" as Barbie says. This is the end of what we can definitively say happens in the first week of school.

Read that last sentence again. Everything we see up to the 26:23 mark (out of a movie that ends at the 1:08 mark mind you, so like nearly halfway through the story) is the very first week of school. But then it gets even weirder because all of the following happens next:

Week 1? 2?, Day ?: The next scene, we see Raquelle talking about her next "story" and how she's already gone mad with power abusing the station's budget and not doing any real work. Barbie gets pissed and Kevin jokes she should ask Raquelle why the popular people are such bitches. Barbie gets the idea to do her secret story on what makes the Populars tick. It isn't clear if this is supposed to take place the very next day from the previous scene, which would make this Week 1 Day 5, or if it's the Monday after, making it Week 2 Day 1.

Week 1? 2?, Day ?: After the cafeteria, we fade to later the same day as evidenced by Barbie and Kevin's clothes. Charmz has rehearsal and then Kevin comes in to give Barbie her camera. Kevin secretly admits to Courtney and Tia that he likes Barbie but doesn't want to tell her.

Week 2, Day ? : By now, we are definitely in week 2 because even if the previous day was also Week 1, this is supposed to be the next day or later. So this would mean that either the previous day was Monday, making this Day 2 of Week 2, or the previous day was Friday and today is Monday, making this Day 1 of Week 2. Anyway, Barbie tries and fails to interview Dawn and Regen, and then later that day uses her lipgloss when we can't find a highlighter (instead of, you know, asking her mom or something like c'mon Barbie there isn't ONE highlighter or non-makeup alternative in your whole house?)

Week 2, Day ?: Inspired by her gross choice of writing instrument, Barbie comes to school with a new invention for Courtney: a lipgloss disguised as a highlighter (WAIT Barbie where the heck did you get the highlighter to use for that then??? Did you find one after doing your homework? Did you use your lipgloss for nothing??) Courtney uses it in class and Regen notices. After class, Barbie finds a note from a secret admirer, exciting her. Regen invites her over to hang out and asks for a highlighter lip gloss. She and Kevin go to the library to discuss the story and note, and then Todd comes to apologize to Barbie. (BTW as much as Kevin irks me that was the exact right attitude thank you Kevin). At home, Barbie wonders if Todd is her secret admirer and only got back with Raquelle because that was the expectation. Then Barbie goes out to Regen's house to meet with her and Dawn and ropes them into the interview.

Week 2, Days 3-5 (part 1/2): A montage starts. Barbie writes that Dawn and Regen are into the story, while she's also made several lip gloss highlighters for other girls. "A week ago I was no one, and now..." This particular incident would've had to be at least a couple days later from the last scene since everyone suddenly knows about Barbie's lip gloss. We also see Raquelle making Barbie's job difficult and another note from the secret admirer. At the end of the montage, Barbie says the formal audition is the next day. So, if the audition is the end of the week, then the events here would have to be later in the week.

Week 2, Days 3-5 (part 2/2): The girls audition for the Fall Formal, then get caught for the lip glosses and are given cafeteria duty. Principal Peters doesn't say how long their punishment is, but the next scene is the same day. The girls fight, make up, and ultimately celebrate as it's announced they will be the Fall Formal band.

Week 2, Days ?-? / Weekend: After the cafeteria scene, we see Barbie writing that it was "total luck" that she and the girls made up and got the gig. It's unclear if it's the same day as the previous entry, as Barbie is now in her pj's, or the next. Then we cut to Barbie going to the store she got the diary at to talk to Stephanie. Stephanie is gone however, and Barbie is unsure if she's just imagining things. (BTW this is my least favorite scene of the movie because like the lesson is supposed to be that the real magic comes from you and your thoughts but then like why do we have to have Stephanie disappear all mysterious-like?) Later that same day, Kevin comes over in the evening and he and Barbie discuss that the story isn't that interesting. Barbie realizes popular people actually get popular from gossip and backstabbing. Kevin tells her she needs to somehow become a popular to get the full story. I think these scenes are all supposed to take place during the weekend, especially if the Fall Formal band audition does indeed take place on the Friday of Week 2.

So if we assume what happens next is Week 3, then WOW a lot went down at school within just 2 weeks.

Week 3, Day 1: Barbie and Courtney help Tia prepare for the election. Barbie gets another love note and decides to tell Regen and Dawn that Todd is sending them, much to Courtney and Tia's objection. Barbie chooses the popular lawn over Tia's rally and becomes a full-fledged Plastic - I mean, Popular.

It's impossible to say really how much time passes from here, but if we assume it's just to the end of the week, then this is what happens next:

Week 3, Days ?-?: Next scene, Barbie hangs out with her new popular friends and ignores her original friends. This is a different day as evidenced by their outfits, but it's difficult to gage how much time is passing. The characters wear the same outfits throughout it all, but they do a lot of activities. They go to the mall, then drive, then hang at Barbie's, then go shoot some footage while the football team is practicing. It's not impossible that it's all one day, I suppose, but the way it's shot more implies several days of hanging out but the animators just used the same models.

Because of that montage, it's a bit hard to determine if the last week of events is the very next week or later. For simplicity's sake, let's go off the assumption that was just the rest of the week, and we are seeing the week after. If that's the case, then this is what's happening:

Week 4, Day 1: After the montage, Barbie continues to be her new popular self and basically bails on rehearsal. Tia and Courtney metion that the formal is "this weekend", meaning this is likely Monday. Kevin comes in and assures Tia and Courtney that Barbie will be back to normal "tomorrow".

Week 4, Day 2: The next day, Barbie walks through the halls feeling great about being popular. We cut to later the same day when Regen and Dawn say they like Barbie more than Raquelle, and Barbie admits she thinks her bracelet is magic. Cut away to later again, Barbie and Kevin go to Mr. Wexler, who says she can do the story on Friday night. He airs a teaser of her story, to which we see Barbie and co. celebrating in her garage. Regen and Dawn come over, call Barbie out on her hypocrisy, and leave.

Week 4, Day 5 (part 1/2): Barbie wonders what will happen when does the special "tonight" after enduring pranks from her popular ex-friends, indicating that this is now Friday and a few days have passed between now and when the teaser aired. Tia and Courtney assure Barbie everyone will side with her after the story. Dawn and Regen tell Raquelle about the love notes and bracelet, to which Raquelle steals the latter in revenge. Later we see Courtney and Tia looking for Barbie. Kevin shows them part of the story, and they are shocked she gossiped about Tia.

Week 4, Day 5 (part 2/2): Tia and Courtney go to Barbie's to confront her and find her freaking out about the bracelet. They decide to cut Barbie from their friendship and the band and leave. Barbie later goes on air to do her story, but decides to give up her shot and apologize for her behavior. She puts on Kevin's short films and leaves.

The movie script contradicts itself on whether or not the story and Fall Formal are on the same night or Friday and Saturday, so we'll just separate the last two points for the sake of organization:

Week 4, Day 5 (part 3/2) / Weekend: We see Barbie admit to herself that she screwed up and then she goes home from the beach to wallow. Her friends all come to accept her apology and take her to the Fall Formal. They play, make up with Dawn and Regen, Raquelle gets humiliated, Barbie and Kevin get together, and Barbie realizes how the bracelet and diary were magic, because they "unlocked [her]".

Week ?, Day ? / Weekend: It's not clear how soon after this scene takes place, but it has to be at least the next day or later. Since Barbie is finishing up the entry, it's likely the next evening at earliest and a few days at the latest on the following Monday, which lines up with when their movie night is supposed to be. We close out on Barbie and Kevin about to finish their Movie Night events with Z.

Okay, so we've established that most likely, The Barbie Diaries takes place over the first 4 weeks of school, roughly a month give or take.

If that's accurate, then Barbie and Kevin can't possibly be on "Z" for their Movie Night at the end of the film.

Go all the way back to Week 1, Day 1. Barbie and Kevin have their movie night. It's implied (but not outight said!) to be a once-a-week thing they do together, with just ONE movie and ONE set of snacks that match the letter of what they are on. It's also implied that they're going in alphabetical order because Barbie says "we're up to letter N". N through Z make 13 letters. If the once-a-week thing is true, which is further pushed thanks to the storybook adaptation, then the movie would've had to take place over 13 weeks instead of 4, roughly 3 months. But again, this can't be possible.

Those first two weeks are basically set in stone. Barbie has a horrible first week of school, and then they audition for the Formal the week after. So, Weeks 3 & 4 would all have to be several weeks. And even if they are several weeks long each, the movie still wouldn't make sense because of the Fall Formal.

I did some looking into when different parts of the country start school, and while it widely varies between late July to early September, August seems to be the most used month to start school. Where I'm from, for example, we start August 18. If we used mid-August for our example here, then the Fall Formal would be mid-September for 4 weeks, or mid-November for 13. NOVEMBER. I mean, it's definitely not weird to plan a dance so far ahead, but if it was to happen in November or even a month earlier in October, then wouldn't the school be wanting to plan for Homecoming first? Because even if that event falls into October (depending on when school opens), it would still more likely come before the Fall Formal. But the Fall Formal is the only dance they talk about. Homecoming is a big deal in high school, so I doubt they'd be talking up some other unrelated dance so much unless it comes before.

If the Fall Formal really takes place before Homecoming or even takes the place of Homecoming for this movie, then there's no time problems here on that front. Everything is getting organized for this big event from Day 1 of Week 1, and 4 weeks means it would take place in September/October depending, there you go. So then what about the Movie Nights???

Here's what I think: either Barbie and Kevin have multiple movie nights a week, or they're actually jumping around the alphabet. There's literally nothing else that can make sense. I'm going with the second theory personally, because as Barbie gets more and more wrapped up in being popular, she starts to neglect her 3 friends, so I doubt she would've added more movie nights with Kevin. Plus she kept Kevin busy with being editor of her story. Jumping around the alphabet fits more with their one-night-a-week format.

So......yeah.....there are my thoughts. It's late now, so I'm going to bed. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[fereldanwench]

I think I was tagged forever ago to share some WIP stuff, but I'm just the worst at keeping up with those. :3 But I have had a lot more time to focus on personal projects since being a lot stricter about social media time, so here are a few things!

Goro & Valerie's House Estate

Eventually (like probably in the 2090s tbh; they gotta suffer under Arasaka for a while), they get to have domestic bliss (mostly; I'm sure they'll still get into trouble) and live in a beautiful house in Kanagawa. I've tried a few times to make one for them, but the other efforts didn't quite stick for one reason or another. This is my favorite so far, especially their huge yard/garden, which is essential for Valerie to lean into her plant mom life.

There's still a lot I want to add to the outside, but I think I'm going to leave the interior mostly empty so I can just use it as a stage for whatever I'm in the mood for and not be restricted to a specific layout. They might get a permanent full kitchen, though.

Kinktober Planning

I shared a little teaser the other day, but I just wrapped up doing another set for next month. I'm not gonna be able to do one for every day, but I think there's a good possibility I could get about 10-12 out.

Here's another shot from a set I just finished today:

And while I'm thinking about it: I'm not going to be posting the full sets on Tumblr since they'll be on the more explicit side--They'll be going on my Pillowfort with all my other naughty stuff. (Some will probably also end up on Twitter, but I don't really like formatting photosets for Twitter so it'll be a low priority.)

Casual/Personal Modding Stuff

I don't really have any pictures to share for this, but I also spent a good chunk of my time over my long holiday weekend updating some of my personal mods, like own poses and my Goro NPC+. I added some new clothes for him (like this one) and updated his shirtless varieties to have the shoulder pad things I've been using (rather than adding them with ACM). I'd still like to get him proper cyberware that looks closer to his concept art, but that's way beyond my Blender skills and commission budget (which is exactly $0 right now, lmao). But this at least gets rid of the unsightly jagged edges.

So those are the main highlights atm! I am staying pretty busy at the moment--September tends to be a crazy month for me on a personal level since 3 of my family members have September birthdays, and husbando and I are actually celebrating our 17th (!!!!!!) anniversary this week. I also need to find some time to resume my Inquisition replay because I know Halloween is gonna be here in the blink of an eye.

[tchaikovskym]

american fantasy tv series: this is the main protagonist he is very misunderstood and mistreated because his mother made him do the dishes once when he was eight, he can turn into vampirewerewolf, he goes to highschool and fights lizardguys for plot, he also has a romantic interest with 0 personality whatsoever, we spent all our budget on special effects so uhh potato bags aren't too bad for clothes

xianxia dramas: this is the main protagonist he is an orphan, he got tortured 394 times, wrongfully accused for every crime in the world, and while he really did his best to stay kind and true to his morals, he was a pawn in someone else's political play and with the help of ruthless and cruel society he was pushed to become a sexy hot villain, and explores the morals and trust for plot, he also has a romantic interest who does not care that he is a hot villain, but he is too lost to his evil craze that he cannot recognize what love is anymore, we spent all our budget on costumes so the director's 8yo kid made the special effects in MSPaint

[enby-it-girl-guide]

💸HOW TO INVEST WITH NO MONEY💸

Listen- I'm a college student. In my last year at that. I have ADHD. Pretty rich white girls on youtube telling me to spend my last spare 10 dollars on stocks instead of a nice drink and a small meal sound out of touch to me. So how do you invest in your future when you have no money ? Personal Education:

Learn skills that may help you do things yourself or save money !

Knitting or crocheting Sewing/Repairing clothes Repairing furniture Repairing tech Learning a transversal/soft skill Using the extent of internet (you will likely find that college class manual at closer to 0€ than 300€) Keeping your home clean and liveable Creating your own planner Using different study/work methods Limit subscriptions that dont need to be there (share passwords, pirate shit, use your college email adress to get free stuff where you can) Professional Education Public Speaking Recognizing red flags in a job post Learning a new software/ERP Getting a certificate Learning a new language Learning a sign language Learning a marketable skill Speak professional-ese Learning your rights as a worker Choosing a union/getting acquainted with unions Financial Literacy Following the @bitchesgetriches Understanding how to budget Learning about different kind of investment Learning about your right to grants, scholarships, aids Learning about loans, loan forgiveness, debt, credit etc Learn about your rights to your bank account Health Learning about your social security rights Learning about how to take care of your teeth Visiting your dentist once a year Visiting your doctor at least once a year Learning how to read and understand medecine instructions and prescriptions How your body reacts to different foods How your body react to different exercise, habits, patterns etc Learn about opportunities near you for your health: learning hospital, therapist trainees, cheaper health deals for students, for pregnant people etc Social Work on being told no and on being rejected (send them applications !) Learning how to network Learning about networking events near you (esp if you are in minority, chances are there is some sort of alumni or networking event for POC, for Women, etc near you if you know what to look for in your college/work area) Learning how to introduce yourself professionally in 1, 3 and 5 min. How and when to ask for help

[neo-colorrose-is-here]

Part of having my relatively obscure in the wider fandom space special interest means going to conventions and praying they have at least one thing at least somewhat related to it. I got so lucky the other day when my friend impromptu invited me to a local convention she got me into for free. The artist alley/dealers den had four!!!! Whole!!!!! pieces!!!! of ranma merch. (Which is so so soooo much more than my usual finds, which are usually 0)

I got two prints, a pin and the most important find, a pristine copy of a 1991 issue of the ranma comic book (specifically part 2 #11, which is the two chapters which I assume will comprise the finale of season 1 of the remake). It was not expensive, and looking on other sites it goes for way less than I bought it for. But that does not matter. It’s mine now. And I’m never giving it up. It’s making me wanna collect more of them like… who am I?

Also the guy selling it for some reason thought it important to ask me what was weird about the cover. His answer was that ranma’s female hair was colored black on the cover. But I think I went autismo beam on him becauee I infodumped about how before the anime came out ranma’s hair was black regardless of gender but the anime made the red hair iconic because it was used to differentiate them. Then in later colorings Rumiko leaned into it. But rumikos coloring has never really been consistent or congruent with the anime. I mean Shampoo’s hair was colored pink on many occasions. Of course the anime, having a low budget and being on physical cel sheets, had to adhere to a consistent color scheme and the red and black look for him was adopted and continues to be iconic. In the original manga his clothes were initially blue or green!

[ask-mai]

Mai, I wanna revamp my wardrobe, what's your advice?

MAI'S WARDROBE REVAMP TIPS:

Step 0: Get ideas for the ideal wardrobe you want; this step is optional, or you can move this step a little further down the line ;)

Step 1: Clean your closet and organize everything. This will give you a good overview of what you have and help you find items you don't need.

(do the whole Marie Kondo method -> does the item spark joy?)

Step 2: Give away the items you no longer need to your local thrift shop, sell them, or just hand them to a friend or relative.

(Step 0 can go here if you want)

Step 3: Make your wishlist of what you want (this is my favorite part). Check for the things you want online and put them on a wishlist >.<

Step 4: Create a budget for the clothes you want and determine what you want now and what you can buy later. It's up to you to splurge, but I recommend buying a few things to test if you like the style or size of certain things. Or you can wait until there is a sale!

(you can also go shopping, like, at an actual store :v)

Step 5: This is where you try on your items and play around with your clothes. Depending on your fashion taste, you accessorize and assemble the outfits you want to wear. ^^

ADDITIONAL TIPS:

-Organize your accessories too! Figure out what you still want, give away those you don't want, and decide what you want with your budget~

-Upcycle!!! If you like sewing or designing, sew better patterns or cute patches. Or maybe you can dye them a different color, or you can cut them up and get creative with them~

-Take care of your clothes; make sure to wash them if you sweat in them and iron them if they need it

-Check for brands that you trust or have your style and make a wishlist for them~

-BEDAZZLE YOUR SHIT >:D (optional... unless?)

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Embrace the things you are into. Lolita fashion? Gothic fashion? Or maybe you dress more Basic? Clothes are a way to express yourself, but there is no need to dress in a certain way to please anyone. Sometimes, you want to wear a $200 Lolita dress with a bonnet and parasol, and sometimes, you just want to wear a band T-shirt with sweatpants. That's the magic of fashion; it's for everyone and anyone~

Ultimately, you wear what makes you happy ^_^

[doctorguilty]

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I went out today to pick up meds and get my covid and flu shots (was gonna get the sat but had to reschedule) and then went to goodwill for a bit to look for some work clothes (need some like black underlayers and could use an alternate pair of boots cause like my usual work boots are steel toe and kinda heavy for like Halloween acting where I might be like crawling around and my fashion boots and getting pretty worn out and they've got the kind of lace up things that come undone if you're also, like, crawling around.. need crawling around boots), ended up finding some stuff I needed + couple extra goodies including some little gifts for my mom, I've been feeling less tense spending money this week knowing I'll have a paycheck incoming, MOSTLY it has just been necessities like pet stuff or like work related thing like I preemptively ordered some clothes online as so if I can't find even cheaper stuff irl before work starts I have it but otherwise I can totes return it, but even that has been a relief like yay I'm super prepared here, I got black long sleeve shirts because I'm gonna be outside so this way I won't freeze, I did in fact find some perfect boots at goodwill today a little on the higher side for second hand faux leather at like $15 but I'm like, but you know what I'll be paid I don't need to leave behind what I need to be comfy and regret it if I can't find anything else just cause I'm like "well maybe if they were $10 🙄" cause that's the thing like I'm always having to forgo my comfort to shave off dollars here and there it sucks!! Ultimately it's not gonna be like an ENORMOUS check it's a seasonal gig with only a certain amount of days buts it's still significantly more money I usually rake in per month so

I've made like one single more luxurious purchase of a couple skincare things cause I'm like scraping the end of my last jar of moisturizer and I really need to do something about my facial hair coming in it's getting itchy and feels kinda dry, I perused reddit and men say like working a quality balm into it down to the follicles before bed really helps, and wouldnt you know it the etsy shop that makes the moisturizers I really like makes a beard balm too??? 🥺 I'm using the word luxurious so loosely though like even that's not all that expensive it's just like fhjdgjkf I almost never buy any special things for myself these days like Me as a person is just not in my budget, but anyway that's probably mostly it for now at least until I find our like when checks get deposited like if it's weekly, biweekly, or what, and at the end of the whole season I'd like to see what my checking account looks like after evenings all deposited and my credit card balance is at 0

Oh I got so side tracked all I meant to get at originally was I passed out dead asleep when I got home and woke up less than an hour ago after having super weird stress dreams all afternoon/night... also my arms hurt, both of them, I'm gonna feel so shitty I just know it I just hope it passes before my rehearsal on the 14th