Damien | He/Song | 21 | Bi and Trans | Disabled | I'm here for a good time, not a long time | Ranma 1/2 autism machine
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promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?
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Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.
#redemption oath paladin#bro what do you MEAN violence as a last resort??? in this world???????#if I mind my fucking business I’ll be fine but I’m not gonna go adventuring because I cannot be a missionary every time I go for a walk
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For a worse example there are about 48,384 unique combinations of god tiers and true signs in the homestuck canon if you wanted to go there
"Hogwarts House" this "Astrological Sign" that we're past the idea that there are only some small multiple of four types of guy.
Stop pigeonholing yourself people, if you want a fast way to express yourself post your fursona.
Don't have one? Fucking cringe.
#this is real I did the math#there’s 288 true signs based on your zodiac and lunar sway#and if you include lord and muse there are 168 unique god tiers (144 if you don’t)
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.
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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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Look at that face. She wants him so bad
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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this
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types of guns rated by their names
machine gun- 0/10. all guns are
shotgun- 0/10. all guns do
revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is
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