#Closet; Jordan

[broodingmystery]

🏷 tag drop; Jordan Parrish

[madrabit]

Just Bojan stealing Nace's clothes again

[heatwa-ves]

looking through the translations of the loki romance route bc i wanted to see how much i actually understood right and found this and

theyre absolutely fucking nasty im sorry. another win for flirty femmes

ta tan is cutee. im locking them in the storage closet

[korshrimpski]

jordan…spence… (x)

[fruitydiaz]

google how to uninvite homophobic family members from my wedding after finding out that they were being homophobic about literally MY WEDDING mere hours after sending their invite and getting their rsvp......

[dadbodbuck]

tell me bout all your wips

yippee!!!

ok in order from "front burner" to "back burner" (an arbitrary decision that changes all the time and does not mean anything for publishing timeframe):

- buck 1.0/begins tommy: i've posted about this, i mess with the timeline a bit and tommy is buck's mentor through his probie term. they have nasty toxic workplace sex that makes them both worse. tagged with "fic tag: closet case/1.0". current title is "fuck my face, closet case"

- eddie breakdown fic: eddie has a breakdown after chris leaves and attempts suicide. it's a really angsty fic but with a happy ending because i can't do MCD. also a flagrant attempt for me to process having a mentally ill father through christopher. current title is "all your letters in the sand cannot heal me like your hand"

- eviller doug au: another REALLY dark fic where doug grooms buck when he's a teenager (14-17) which is also a trauma processing fic for me (don't ask why i have 2 trauma processing fics so far up the front of this list i've had a bad month). current title is "HONEY, I'M HOME"

- old school kidfic: the 118 get Blasted With Lasers and it temporarily de-ages them physically and mentally by ~25 years. bobby is ~33, hen and chim are both ~15, eddie is 11, buck is 6

- ecologist!buck au: MY BABY MY BELOVED MY DEAREST. based in my own personal experiences as an ecologist. buck moves in next to eddie and starts turning his house into an ecologists paradise, chris takes immediate interest, eddie is sexually repressed about the hot smart beefy sweaty man next door who keeps adopting busted up animals. maddie is also a marine biologist and there's an extensive b plot about madney falling in love via maddie helping chim overcome his fear of animals. and there's also a lobster heist. tommy guest stars as a wildlife rehabilitater. working title is "kitchen table ecology" snip uploaded before i started my fic tagging system :(

- maddie single mom au: maddie stays with doug a little longer and gets pregnant, she leaves him ~2020 instead of ~2019 and is one of the women from the mudslide house. madney-centric

- eddie adopts a cat: exactly what it says on the box. set during the eddie breakdown era. one snip uploaded under "fic tag: magnolia"

honorable mention: the buddie qpr fic that's currently 75% uploaded and i went 2 years without updating i'm so sorry to everyone who's enjoyed that fic so far i promise it'll get done at some point 💀

EVEN THESE ARE NOT ALL MY WIPS THESE ARE JUST THE ONES WITH MORE THAN A FEW PAGES WRITTEN

[kent-farm]

—Michael Bishop as Jon Kent wearing these Air Jordan x J Balvin 2 Retro Sneakers (in Celestine Blue; Sold Out), Superman and Lois, "Complications"

[emeraldwarriors]

Bombshells Hal Jordan by Landon Franklin (2018)

[jewishcissiekj]

I think I am going to reorganize the shelves.

[theragamuffininitiative]

@meiloorunsmoothie

Jeremy Jordan: I’m not a dancer!

Me:

[kaurwreck]

men used to put the pussy on the chainwax

[aahsoka]

there was like a weird pillbug but longer on my bed ………… how am i gonna sleep now im gonna be thinking theres bugs all over my bed

[damnedrainbows]

I found a skeleton in my bed

[kent-farm]

—Jordan Elsass as Jonathan Kent wearing this Aviator Nation Men’s 4 Stripe Jacket (in Snorkel Blue; Altered), Superman and Lois, “A Brief Reminiscence In-Between Cataclysmic Events"

[phoebefashionarchives]

WHEN: July 5th, 2023 | Phoebe’s IG stories

WEARING: Jordan Askill Viola Canadensis Multi-Leaf Earrings

Dress - Wardrobe NYC Case - Apple

[broodingmysterybackup]

🏷 tag drop; Jordan Parrish