#Christopher doesn't like you :(
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wrote a whole post and lost it so this will be the abridged version but has anyone ever written an au where shannon has a hot mamma mia summer and hooks up with buck and eddie and then oh noooo she's pregnantttt so she tells them both and they all decide to like be friends and just get a paternity test after the baby is born. but then shannon has like a rough labor and chris is in the NICU so they just forget about it for the immediate future they're like okay that doesn't even matter they just focus on shannon's recovery and getting chris healthy.
and suddenly chris is four months old and technically buck has his own little shithole apartment with four roommates while eddie and shannon are dating and living together but in practicality eddie and shannon barely spend any time together and buck stays over on the couch all the time and he and eddie have become Buck And Eddie and they both love little baby chris so much that they don't really Want to do the paternity test anymore because once that happens their little bro parenting arrangement will fall apart and one of them will have no claim to their beautiful baby boy...
meanwhile shannon has never been more stressed in her fucking life and she wants out. everyone keeps saying that it'll get easier and she sees buck and eddie both settling into parenthood and enjoying it but she just feels like she's in a cell and the walls are closing in. at the moment she's the only one on the birth certificate and she's acutely aware that buck and eddie could both just dip if they wanted to but she can't. so she starts pushing the paternity test issue and they both keep making stupid ass excuses to put it off and her and eddie's relationship is a fucking mess and she wants OUT.
so finally she's fed up with it and she goes and has the test done without telling them. and when she gets the results back she updates chris's birth certificate and she knows that she should tell them but well. now that she's faced with having to tell the guy who's dedicated his entire life to christopher for the past six months that actually he doesn't need to be here. she thinks she understands why they didn't want to get it done. and now that eddie's name is on the paper next to hers she thought that the anxiety and the trapped feeling would let up but it doesn't. if anything it makes her feet itch more. and she tells herself well eddie can do anything he needs legally. and buck will probably stick around and help even though he's not the father. so they don't really NEED her christopher will be fine and buck will have an excuse to stay and she and eddie won't have to keep playing pretend.
so eddie wakes up the next morning to a crying baby, an empty bed, and a fresh legal document with his name on it.
#em talks#911#first of all idk how birth certificates work and i don't care how unrealistic this is.#second of all eddie definitely doesn't tell buck about the birth certificate because he doesn't want to break his heart or make him leave#which leads to a Whole Other Thing. eventually eddie just has to come clean for some practical legal reason and buck's like what the fuck.#first fightttt. but i say all of this bc i think they get platonically married so buck can adopt christopher and keep parenting him#and i think they literally coparent this child and are married for Years as besties.#do you see my vision. they are in domestic bliss but also completely insane.
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poorly edited photo of Christopher pierre bc let's be honest, we all thought he was doing this on first glance when we watched the PV.
#christopher pierre#ghost and pals#the distortionist#poorly edited#fuck you#Christopher doesn't like you :(
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Buddie Countdown to Season 7:
70 days.
#911#buddie#911edit#buddieedit#911 on fox#911 fox#911 abc#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#christopher diaz#my edit#buddies7#911hiatus2023#otp: you don't need to pretend with me#usercam#buckley diaz family#obsessed with the way Eddie doesnt intervene here actually#he does have the this is a test face but its not like he doesn't trust buck to make the correct decision#this is so when you go ask your other parent when one says no#obsessed with them really#911verse#evan buckley#eddie diaz
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I drew this for a little silly post elsewhere, but honestly it turned out so cute I will save it here. I am so happy that Soleiyu was actually included in Vampire Survivors, that means oh-so much to me.
Now I would like to hear the Belmont's Revenge remix if they have it pls :)
#like hey you got me with christopher you Remembered Him and I decided yeah soleiyu really is just a boss they probably decided not to#but then I WAS WRONG OOOH :DDDDD (they kept him secret-- how fitting)#they actually have ALL the belmonts (except the one who doesn't want to be here-- how fitting)#anywho this is not about him this is about this boy :)#my brother is playing the game with his friends so he may keep me updated on this#but still... do they get a song? I would like to see it pls thankyu#doodle-daas#akumajou dracula#soleiyu belmont#soleil belmont
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It isn't fair for us to ask them to just let it go.
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2.08 Under the Cloak of War
#una's like dude. bro. are you watching this. are you gonna fix this or what.#and he doesn't#so she deals with it herself#🎵takin' care of business🎵#star trek strange new worlds#star trek snw#star trek snw spoilers#una chin riley#christopher pike#*#snwedit#trekedit#grissomesque edits
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i can't stop thinking about buck's future reaction to this new eddie storyline in like a best friend way, because i don't know how aware buck is of how much eddie is struggling with his mental health lol, like how long ago was the last time they spoke about shannon in relation to eddie? does buck think eddie is over her death? or maybe not over but at least he's come to terms with it? i feel like we'll see eddie trying to hide this thing with kim and buck will surely know something's going on but i don't think he'll ever imagine something close to what's happening, and then aside from the lying and bad feelings surrounding the situation he'll also feel awful because he just didn't know how this was still an issue eddie was having... yk?
#911 abc#911 spoilers#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#like that's grief for you and that's how healing isn't linear and probably buck is aware of this#but i feel that buck;like most of us; when it comes to the people he loves; he most likely wants them to heal super fast and eddie was Fine#then again this reminds me of that merry exmas episode when maddie doesn't want to celebrate christmas#and buck knows it's because of doug and instead of understanding the situation he gets angry at her because christmas is another thing#maddie lost to doug?#anyway i don't know if this makes sense? i just keep thinking if this was my best friend lmao and i saw her dating her ex's doppelganger#how part of my reaction would be shock over realizing how not over him she is? even though she hasn't shown anything for me to know#or help her with... like when was the last time buddie talked about shannon? *in 701 we have chris mention her#but one thing is christopher and another thing is eddie... anyway that's grief pals that's one of the fucked up ways grief works like
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And once again, Maria defeats an evil vampire lord with the power of pigeons and sheer OPness
seriously, she's freaking invincible, the only obstacle is your own boredom lmao
#castlevania#vampire survivors#i'm in the phase where i'm goofing around hoping to collect enough money#master librarian babygirl why do you cost 1 million#yesterday i took a screenshot of dracula fighting christopher but i forgot to post it boo#anyway i learned that her theme here comes from the saturn version of sotn#guardian maria: the theme of her battle in that version only#i. uh. don't like it much lol. it doesn't even feel like yamane composed it#maybe it's because it wasn't meant to loop for 30 minutes
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"Charles had a more visceral reaction to Kit's death than his friends" "they didn't mourn him!"
be so fucking for real right now. be so supercalifragilisticexpialidociously for real right now!
#just because it didn't happen exactly like you wanted it to doesn't mean you can just rewrite what happened#chot spoilers#chain of thorns spoilers#the last hours#tlh#christopher lightwood#anna lightwood#thomas lightwood#cordelia carstairs#lucie herondale#james herondale#alastair carstairs#grace blackthorn#chain of thorns#chot
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Me normally: Let people love what they love
Me, after a Test Match Special commentator expresses their belief that the new All Creatures Great and Small is somehow "better" than the 1978 version: This is pure insanity and TMS can no longer be trusted on anything, how can they even be trusted to know about cricket, do they have no TASTE
#Look it's fine that this show exists and people will watch it and like it and that's ok maybe it's just not for me#But that was like a statement purely designed to piss me off#There were lots of issues with the 1978 adaptation! I still vastly preferred the books any day!#And I actually initially had high hopes for the new one because they at least cast a Scot (albeit a Highlander not a Clydesider) as James#And the actors at least looked a little bit younger than Christopher Timothy and Robert Hardy#And thank god Helen actually sounds like she's a farmer's daughter and doesn't speak RP!#But from the half hour I've seen of it I've had to write off this new adaptation#For two major reasons#First of all there's Siegfried#Siegfried is one of the key central aspects of the vibe of the books and therefore key to any adaptation#Robert Hardy was too short and too old for the part but he lived and breathed the character#The twinkle in the eye bouncing off the walls and in and out of rooms followed by half a dozen dogs utterly full of life even when angry#But this new Siegfried is just sort of... Eeyore-esque; he comes into a room and you can see the flowers droop and the set turn grey#Siegfried was angry Siegfried was happy and the historical character he was based on was no stranger to melancholy#Since Donald Sinclair did commit suicide or rather self-euthanasia after Alf Wight and his own wife Audrey died#But this slow grumbly figure in the new adaptation is not Siegfried Farnon- the book character didn't grumble more often he exploded#And why did the adaptation give him a dead wife that's so weird? What could that possibly add to the source material?#And this brings me onto my second problem which is to do with women and age#Firstly I have no idea why they aged down Mrs Hall or at least made her look younger than a woman her age would have back then#But what really drove me mad was when Heriot goes out to see some old woman hill farmer in the episode I saw#And this woman is far too clean and young-looking and you can see that she's wearing 'natural' look make-up#And a perfect set of clothes that looked like they were straight out of the House of Bruar autumn collection catalogue#Say what you like about the 1978 adaptation but old women looked like old women regardless of whether or not they wore make-up#It may be that the better quality of television screens means that the 'natural look' shows up on screen more clearly than it would have#But natural look make-up was not really a thing in the 1930s and for old women Yorkshire hill farmers I doubt they'd have much on at all#They just don't seem to be capable of allowing people to look old and wrinkled and real or have bad teeth or unattractive clothes#And everything is far too tidy- everybody looks far too perfectly country and quaint#Anyway the moral of this story is of course that I always recommend reading the books because they're much better#than any tv adaptation; but if forced to choose at least the 1970s one felt real and yet didn't have to be grim either#Ok that's my rant over please do feel free to enjoy the show I just got annoyed because the opinion was expressed on TMS
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there is something absolutely stunning about the flip from buck having his 'eddie never met carla' revelation to the scene where carla and chris are in the waiting room because it highlights the fact that this is the one area buck still undervalues himself. he comes out of the coma dream confident in his place with bobby and the 118 and even his biological family. but, for buck, there's still a disconnect between how he perceives himself in the diaz family and how the diaz family perceives him. because obviously buck is more to them than the introduction to carla but he reduces himself to that one act, giving a single parent a home healthcare aide, when in reality eddie manages juggling firefighting and parenting because he isn't a single parent, because he has buck. so to go from buck congratulating himself on giving eddie some help to carla being the decoy so that christopher can reach buck. the contrast between "he never met carla" and "i'm sorry but he insisted on being here". buck bringing carla into the diaz's lives to help them get through the red tape and carla bringing christopher to the hospital to find a workaround for the 'no kids in the icu' rule. putting carla and buck side by side and highlighting just how different their roles in christopher's life are.
#sami rambles#like godddddd#carla is the one who gets christopher to the hospital but buck is the one that christopher comes to visit you know#and him downplaying his role because thats the one thing he's still scared of#he's buck. he's enough. but this still might be asking too much. so he doesn't allow himself to acknowledge it even in his subconscious#FUCK#911 fox#911 show#911 spoilers#buckley diaz family#evan buckley#buck and christopher#christopher diaz#eddie diaz#carla price
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re: this post and Kirk and Pike and their drinking habits
Kirk doesn’t seem to drink alone. At least we never see him drink alone as a captain. Aboard the ship, it’s always McCoy who brings him or pours him a drink in order to make Kirk relax. He often brings the alcohol as a comfort, as a way to make him talk. It’s almost a ritual that is always initiated by McCoy for Kirk’s own sake. McCoy does it as a friend, but he also does it from his position as Kirk’s doctor.
“Sometimes a man’ll tell his bartender things he’ll never tell his doctor.”
Pike doesn’t have anyone like that. Pike presents himself as everyone’s friend, and he makes sure it’s him who’s there for everyone, and that reflects even on the times when he’s in his own quarters talking to Una or Spock and it’s him who’s being “comforted”. At those times, it’s still Pike who plays a host and offers them a drink. For his own sake because they won’t do it for him. He pretends they’re his bartenders since that role doesn’t belong to anyone, and he needs to pour himself that drink.
Una is almost like Pike’s McCoy but not really. At times, Spock is almost like Pike’s McCoy but not really. He’s like twenty years younger than Pike and inexperienced, among other things. Neither of them have the option to question him and press him in the way that McCoy can with Kirk because neither of them can relieve him of his command. And M’Benga doesn’t seem to want that role.
Mister Spock, the man on top walks a lonely street. The chain of command is often a noose. is as real for Pike as it’s real for Kirk. Pike just has a more open personality and a way to captain the ship that make him seem less lonely on the outside.
#snw nonsense#tos nonsense#jim kirk#james t kirk#christopher pike#leonard mccoy#headcanon times#in case everyone sees it differently lol#yes the bartender quote is by boyce to pike but boyce and pike are mccoy and kirk#but you can also see it as pike had that person in the past but now he doesn't and he improvises#because the reliance on alcohol is something that helps. especially when he needs to open up#but he often also drinks because of grief#and pike isn't really as reliant on una emotionally as kirk is reliant on mccoy emotionally#or at least he doesn't make it look like it atm#anyway there is a reason why kirk needs mccoy and just spock isn't enough#even when spock tries to approach kirk from some emotional angle a scene with mccoy will either follow or precede#it's the way tos is done
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lorelais weird beef with jess in s2 is like. u are a grown woman. moreover the weird bit where she kinda sorta prioritizes her daughter's whiny bf over her actual daughter is. u are a grown woman and that is a teenage manchild.
#watching s2 ep19 rn which is like. lorelai 'i can't lie to dean why are you asking me to lie to dean' its like.. i know everyone and their#mother on this website says it that deans clinginess and anger borders on emotional abuse and lorelai encourages it? sort of? and its so#annoying. especially in this episode where its like so insane that rory doesn't say something about it. then again i guess it doesn't go#in line with the writers' dean most perfect bf alive shtick. but if u want him to be perfect then write him better and less annoying?#also lorelais hatred hatred of a 17yo kid is sooo strange when they have her as this totally understanding empathetic adult and she suddenl#can't empathize with the kid who is arguably the most like her and maybe needs it the most. so ooc. and annoying.#PLUS most especially her freak out at luke after the car accident is sooo#batshit insane yelling at luke that he has an obligation to rory and her over his nephew its like. hm. are u fr. also acting like a hairlin#fracture is the most terrible thing to ever happen ever!!! get a grip its so annoying how she goes on and on about it like its catastrophic#i get the overreacting mother bit. obviously. but this is still so stupid insane.#i love lorelai but this ep is her worst maybe. on par with the s7 arc#and speaking of christopher hayden is sooo smarmy and disgusting acting like superdad for one and a half episode before he fucks off to be#a dickhead again. so annoying that my most beloved episode ever is so annoying in its last 10 minutes
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Eragon really was obsessed with Arya but as soon as Trianna flirted he immediately went for it like my boy- she wasn't even interested can't you find a girl whose adapt to you and actually want you???
#i don't even know if I should blame him for this#like I was glad he finally looked for other people apart from arya after she rejected him#but he needs to understand that he doesn't HAVE to find a girl so soon#he is barely a teenager after all#even if he's considered an adult#in the mind he's not#just calm down sweetie you have centuries#the inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#eragon shadeslayer#saphira#arya drottningu#arya#trianna#saphira bjartskular#eragon
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i read the first three acts of as you like it today
#thats exactly 1914 lines in the riverside shakespeare if you were wondering#i started it at like 1 in the morning before going to bed but i only read act i scene i#everything else is. purely today#i finished act iii before eating dinner and i told myself no more before i go to bed#or i will go crazy#im crazy!!! im crazy!!!! teehee#maybe ill finish it tomorrow maybe i wont#i usually dont read shakespeare this fast#if i finished it tomorrow though that would be my first time reading two shakespeare plays in under a week#a record which ive never tried to achieve because it doesn't matter it's arbitrary#read at the pace you're comfortable w folks#tales from diana#the girls were gagged when phebe quoted hero and lysander by christopher marlowe#there was that one line in prose earlier about a reckoning of a tab at a tavern#and the note said 'some ppl believe this may be an allusion to the stabbing of christopher marlowe'#bc he died in a bar brawl. allegedly maybe#if you don't believe he was assassinated. who cares#well actually i care but i won't pretend to have any authority on the issue#maybe he was a spy maybe he wasn't that's all i'm sayin#and then phebe refers to him as 'dead shepherd'#if i were marlowe from the grave i'd be flipping the bird at shakespeare for that#but tbh. everyone wants to be christopher marlowe#even if i were william shakespeare i'd have a hard time coping with the fact that i'm not christopher marlowe
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@beatingheart-bride
"I'm glad you took that risk," he smiled wryly, placing his hand on hers in return, admitting with a laugh, "I...I just couldn't shake the feeling that we knew each other, from the moment you walked into the shop, the...deja vu. I kept thinking maybe you were an actress, a supermodel, that maybe we met as kids...I thought I was gonna go nuts until I figured out, but now that I know...everything makes so much sense."
It was like he finally had the pieces to a puzzle he'd been struggling to put together for a long time, and it brought him such a sense of satisfaction, of relief, to know the truth, no matter how fantastic...there were still gaps in his memory, of course, still parts of this puzzle he was missing, but he was confident in their recovery.
"I know there's still a lot I still need to remember," Randall nodded, as he took her hand to squeeze with a tender smile. "But...I'm not afraid. Whatever comes next, whatever memory comes back to me...so long as I've got you, I can face it."
#((i think her reaction will kinda surprise them: i think in a way they'd expect her to get angry))#((especially since they think emily plans to make a meal out of randall; and so they expect her to lash out))#((maybe flashing her fangs; eyes turning red; it's all very christopher lee the way they imagine it))#((but emily...she doesn't even try to fight it. she's resigned as she leaves; it's not like she's being sly or plotting))#((and i think that might plant a little seed of doubt in both of them; even if they don't realize it in the heat of the moment!))#((as for them making it up to emily; i feel like one of the things they'll do is invite her back into the house))#((everyone knows that a vampire can only come in if they've been invited and can come and go as they please))#((BUT what i feel like is less known is that you can revoke a vampire's invitation into their home))#((and so when emily is cast out by the paces; she literally can't come back in until she's been invited))#((and so i think june and wilhelm would make a point of making it clear that emily *is* welcome in their home!))#((any other ideas?))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Dark Shadows
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I cannot WAIT to read your Thomas Grief Fic, but I feel a little bad because I also have begun a Thomas Grief Fic 😅 I'm so pumped though I feel like a lot of Thomas-related things got SUPER brushed off and it was ridiculous since he was probably the most impacted person by the main TLH deaths??? He deserves better ugh lol
gasp, excuse me you're also writing a thomas grief fic??? mate you better tag me in that shit when you post it, i need to read it so badly. there fr needs to be more thomas grieving fics bc you're so right—he deserves better. that was precisely my main thought when i first starting writing this fic eugh
and i guess it's up to us fic writers to see that's it done huh? the more the merrier i say. our boy deserves justice. tbh most of the tlh characters do :'(
"I feel like a lot of Thomas-related things got SUPER brushed off and it was ridiculous since he was probably the most impacted person by the main TLH deaths???" —SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ! ! ! !
yes. like intermission: grief, for example, was mainly cordelia mourning james's and matthew's disappearance into edom (which is fine. seriously, it is) but thomas got a tiny mention about how he was the last of the merry thieves in this world (london) and how alone he must feel. that just straight up broke my heart, but then it doesn't really get mentioned again?? so am i gonna delve into that a bit more in this fic? absolutely. and that's not to mention the severe lack of grieving at/mention of the fucking funeral. if livvy and robert can have theirs in tda, christopher can damn well have his in this fic
tbh there's gonna be a lot i address in this fic, you mark my words. there's just so much to say, y'know????? whether i do it successfully is another matter, but i'm gonna bloody well try
anyway, sorry for the rant, and i'm so happy you're excited for the fic, thank you!! i'm excited for yours too so please lmk when you drop it ♡
#asks ♡#ibrushmyteeth-donttellanyone#chain of thorns#chot#cot#chain of thorns spoilers#chot spoilers#cot spoilers#thomas lightwood#christopher lightwood#dear christopher#srsly dude i'm not holding back#i physically cannot#thomas's grief alone is so palpable and that's not even considering everyone ELSE#like you cannot tell me alastair doesn't have some insanely conflicted feelings over elias#for one#and no mention of gabrily and henry/charlotte mourning over christopher? sophideon too?#wessa?????#come on now...#so yes... i'm pouring everything i fucking have into this
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