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Some people entered F1 because of Charles, or Carlos, or some other shenanigans. Personally, I heard DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN and fell in love (with this man and then went onto get interested in the sport OF COURSE 💅✨ I'm just a girl 🧍♀️)
Omegaverse AU Christian was a Beta but he transitions to Omega (I still don't know how but he does it, maybe because he finds his destined one?) so Toto is an Alpha who has never been able to find his destined one and really He doesn't think much about it, he resigned himself to being alone... due to fate he discovers that Christian is an omega (because Christian, being a beta, was never interested in knowing things about alphas and omegas) so he doesn't even know how to do it. a nest and Toto shows him those things, and Christian doesn't know why he feels things for Toto and that his subconscious always tells him "alpha, mine " 👀
👀 Yeeeeeeeeees!!!!! Omegaverse with the husbands 💚
Okay so Christian going from beta to omega 🤔 maybe he's a late bloomer? Like he assumed he's a beta but soon discovers that nope he's an omega and then he got helped by Toto because Toto noticed that something wasn't right with Christian and helped or maybe he was drawn to Christian the moment he got to smell his scent and got full 👀👀 that's my mate right here!
And Christian is confused because he doesn't even know what mates are. He figured that being a beta he would marry and beta and that's it.
The poor baby will have a lot to learn 😅 but Toto will be there. Also I can see Max being full protective over Christian 😅 baby alpha Max going full protection mode with his momma 😅🤣
Y'all are so sweet for all the love on the professor!AU Toto x Christian fic idea - thank you, it really means a lot ☺️❤️
I have been working on it! And with this recent Christian post by @christianspinkyring - just, ughh - Christian in his navy velvet tuxedo jacket with this tuxedoed Toto at the end of term gala for the School of Business donors, sponsors, and award-recipient students is just too good to let go of... so here's some snippets!
[ ... ]
The door to Christian’s office opened without preamble. His brow knit with displeasure – even Max knew to always knock if the door was closed – and he glanced up from his laptop through his horn-rimmed glasses.
A brilliant smile split Dean Stefano Domenicali's face as he entered and brandished a bottle of champagne. “Congratulations, Christian. Your leadership of this department has always been exemplary, and your return ranking as the school’s number one department is long overdue.”
Christian leaned back in his seat, failing to hide the smile that tugged at the corner of his mouth. “Thank you, that… are you saying what I think you’re saying?”
Stefano’s smile turned sly as he worked the cork cage loose. “The term results are in, and the metrics for the Department of Management and Leadership Studies have given you the highest rating.” The cork popped softly under the dean’s skilled hand before he held the bottle out towards Christian. “Well, don’t just sit there,” he chastised lightly. “You should be celebrating.”
Christian bit off a chuckle as he rose to his feet, sliding his glasses off – thankfully he wasn't that old yet. “Thank you, Stefano.” He held out a hand to accept the gently fizzing bottle. “It’s always an honor.” Raising it to his lips, he took a sip and savored the bubbles that burst against his tongue. He hummed his approval. “Thank you, indeed. It’s been a long seven years since I last sampled your champagne selection.”
Stefano’s face turned carefully neutral. “The challenge has been the same every year. And don’t forget that you topped the rankings for four years running before Toto arrived.”
Christian’s throat tightened around another swallow of champagne even as his smile widened. “That’s why it’s even more satisfying to dethrone him now.”
Stefano didn’t quite roll his eyes – he was too professional for that. “Just keep the dramatics in next term's weekly meetings to a minimum, please.”
The door to the men’s washroom opens on a whispering hinge, distracting Christian from the memory and drawing his gaze. An involuntary smirk lifts the corner of his mouth to see the tall, svelte form of none other than Toto Wolff himself. No matter how much the man has burrowed under Christian’s skin in the last seven years, he would have to be blind not to appreciate the devastating cut of Toto’s tuxedo. How it makes his chest look so strong, his waist so lean, and his legs so long.
After all, the only way to beat one’s enemy is to study said enemy.
[ ... ]
Christian scoffs in dismissal, careful to hide his amusement as he adjusts the fall of his navy velvet jacket cuffs. “Oh, don’t be so negative.” He mock-scolds. “Tell me, are you always this kind and encouraging with your students?”
The water turns off, and Toto’s voice carries clearly above the background music. "If you were one of my students, you would know your place."
Christian raises his head, arching a brow in surprise as he finishes straightening a cufflink. He turns towards Toto, gaze narrowing with affront as the other man reaches for a crisply folded towel, . "And just, uh… where is that exactly?"
Toto’s dark eyes gleam under the dim, golden lighting. "With your mouth closed and your ears open,” he says, drying his hands. “Ready to listen and not to speak. Maybe then, you might actually learn something."
The corner of Christian’s mouth lifts. "You know, I think you're the only person who can make active listening sound like sexual harassment."
Fire sparks in Toto's gaze as he stills, and a thrill of victory runs through Christian. Nothing gives him greater satisfaction than winding up his rival. Short of beating him at his own game, at least.
Toto tilts his head sharply, voice dropping to a rich rumble. "If you want to start those petty war games with me, then you only discredit yourself." He steps closer, leveraging his superior height but Christian refuses to ever let this man intimidate him. "If you want to beat me so bad, beat me in the classroom, not whining and scheming behind closed office doors."
it is not romantic. it is not wholesome. but it is sooooo compelling. gorgeous writing, completely carved in world building and character voice. geri!!! GERI!!! the power dynamics, the mind games of it all. the pegging! no one is a good person; nor do they have a good time. touches on canon compliant 2021 season.
i have a friend who is a filmmaker and I'll watch trash tv and multimillion dollar budget films and they're both the same to me from a technical standpoint but he can point out what camera and technique they use, see the wires hanging. and I never got it, but reading this I could like focus and enjoy it both as a reader and as someone who writes -- like exactly what makes it so good, how different it is from the way I write, what I'd like to emulate from it
anyways, go read it. guaranteed good time. (bad time)
I’ve officially de-anoned one of my @formulaonekinkmeme prompts thanks to the hornywolff server hyping me up, so I figured I’d share it on tumblr? Trigger warnings for dubious consent thanks to a/b/o dynamics.
Failure by crochet_heart
There has never been an Omega Team Principal in Formula One. A Beta is rare enough, but an Omega? Never. Except Christian Horner has been hiding his secondary gender since he first presented as a young teenager, more than happy to hide behind scent neutralisers and suppressants to make people think he’s a Beta.
But when a suppressant fails and brings on the first heat he’s had in over three decades, an unlikely friend makes sure he’s somewhere safe for it. And when his heat threatens to boil over to a crisis, Susie offers her husband to make sure he gets through it safely.
Too bad Toto Wolff is the last person Christian would ever want to spend any heat with, but especially the first heat he spends with another person.
Side note : I don't know why it took me so long to write this but here we go
The reader is a driver on red bull at checo's place
Request : no
Part 2 /part 3 / part 4 / masterlist
It all started when y/n a young talented woman joined the f1 in red bull racing, having won 2 World titles at f2 finally getting the recognition she deserved.
When she was younger she looked up on a lot of drivers that had retired by the time she joined at 2019 like Sebastian Vettle, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Michel Schumacher, Niki lauda and a few others.
Having her room filled with posters, signed photos, cups, shirts, pictures of her and her idols, paddock passes and everything.
Her childhood crush on Jenson Button was a best kept secret,. Very few knew about her crush and she preferred it that way because it was going to be awkward because if it got out, because come on they work together in a sense, he had interviewed her multiple times.
Driving along side max both at 17 had both good days and bad, with competition racing against your idols, your friends was a bit of a struggle in the beginning but as the months passed they all learned to not take whatever happens on the track outside of it and then she and a few others like Max, Charles, Lando, Oscar, Pierre and some other people getting more serious with the races.
The fans favourite moments were when before they race they waving at one other from inside of their cockpits, or traditions they did before the race, or even when they gathered around gossiping when and if they could whenever they were. Outside at a cafe? Yes!, at their hang outs? Yes!, at their grid walks? Yep! And the fan favs at press conference and before the races. Twitter going crazy about that.
There are so many talks.
When you spend almost half of your time on a place With so many people, either loud or whispers you Will learn so many things and hear so many things which you probably shouldn't hear or know but it's hard to not acknowledge them like an engineer from Mercedes fucked someone from redbull in hopes of learning information about the car so Mercedes could be better.
Or that a redbull engineer got his wife little sister and best friend pregnant the same month that he got his wife pregnant With his second child.
Some times you hear rumor regardless of whether that may be true or not....
Christian horner talking and fucking a girl from his team which when you learned that you didn't know what to do because Christian was a father figure to you and Max having shity fathers. Be cautious when you were around him? Desapointed? Sad? Or disgusted? You didn't know for sure either way and you went to max first with the information you had. At first he was just like you. A wave of emotions washed over him like it did to you, then you both discuss and decided on what to do and that was to wait and see if it's true or not, to not tell anyone nor his wife which you were close to or anyone for that matter and never mentioned it again... Verbally anyway when you saw him texting someone in the presence of his wife you exchanged looks, knowing looks or side eyeing each other when you saw them together talking a few meters from everyone else whispering . Which a few months later the texts of them were linked and you learned that a week or so from the first race of the season when you were tagged in a post about it
(Side note: I took actual tweets of that because I can't be bothered to make fake ones but also I am trying to edit it to have her be mentioned in them)
Hey I am gonna do a part 2 because it doesn't let me put more than 10 so.... Sorry
Toto was sitting at the terrace table of his hotel room, engrossed in analyzing strategies for the Monza Grand Prix. Suddenly, he felt arms wrapping around him and a small kiss on the cheek, which brought a smile to his face.
"Are you leaving already?" he asked, closing his laptop and turning to face the person behind the affectionate gesture.
"Yeah, we're going to shoot some stuff with Max before the event," Christian replied, letting go of Toto so he could turn around completely.
Toto noticed Christian's attire and then noticed something peculiar about his outfit. "Christian Horner... are you wearing my shirt?" he raised an eyebrow and smiled.
It wasn't the first time Christian had appropriated one of his shirts. After exciting nights, Toto would often wake up with his husband sleeping beside him, wearing the shirt Toto had worn for dinner or to attend some event. It also happened on weekends when the Mercedes team didn't achieve satisfactory results. As a way to comfort his husband in their intimacy, Christian would don Toto's Mercedes shirt and wake up wearing it.
Christian flashed his characteristic mischievous smile. "Well... yeah, I felt like wearing something of yours. It's like having you with me," he said as Toto wrapped his arms around his waist.
"You possessive bastard," Toto whispered, brushing his lips against Christian's.
"You're just as bad or worse," Christian replied before joining his lips with Toto's. "Or should I show you the bite marks on my chest from this morning?"
Toto smiled as he remembered it and kissed Christian again, this time more passionately. Their tongues entwined in a desire-filled kiss, showing how much Toto wanted to repeat what they had done that morning.
"You'll be late... you should go before I don't let you leave the room," Toto warned.
Christian kissed him once more, tenderly, and playfully bit his lower lip before pulling away. "I'll see you later."
Days later, during Friday's practice sessions, Christian arrived early at the paddock. Before heading out, he bid farewell to his husband. Thanks to Mercedes' social media photos, Christian noticed that Toto was wearing one of his T-shirts."You possessive bastard," he muttered to himself, while smiling with pride for his husband.
Christian starts showing signs of going into heat during a Grand Prix, unaware of it, while several alphas are saying things to him, making him feel threatened. Toto senses Christian's scent and witnesses an alpha making advances towards him. Toto intervenes, taking Christian to his hotel room and providing materials to build a nest. Christian, unsure of what to do, says, "I know I should do something... but I don't know what."
Toto then assists him in nest-building, guiding him on what to use.When Christian asks how Toto knows these things, Toto mentions that his father passed away when he was young, so he took care of his mother and sister, learning about Omega-related tasks along the way (something like that). Moreover, being quite a nerd, Toto would know more about these things than other alphas. Toto takes care of Christian but plans to step back, understanding that he shouldn't do anything the omega doesn't want until Christian eventually asks Toto to accompany him through his heat.
No cause you get it!!! Like really! I would totally write that! Like let's say James or Maurizio 👀 is trying to get Christian. And Christian feels so threatened. But then Toto steps up and he feels so safe. Christian is instinctively trusting him.
Like Christian's first heat can be something soft with just cuddles because Toto doesn't want to take advantage of Christian. And Christian feels so safe with Toto. But then next time Christian wants to feel safe and remembering when his first heat Toto showed him how to nest. He wants to do it by himself. He then ask Toto to come and shows him his nest trying to show he can be a good omega.
Y/n dating the rival of her brother pissed him off to no end, and her marrying him made it worse. Y/n and Toto have been married for the past 4 years, which made it the worse years of Christian's life as he had to continuously watch his sister be all domestic and passionate with the man, he despised the most. All the hugging and small kisses and pecks in the paddock made his stomach sick and let's not forget the family dinners and other get togethers that now became a torture to attend.
Now the news trending all over the internet was that Y/n and Toto were expecting. Toto was in the middle of an interview answering a question, when an obviously pregnant Y/n walked out onto the patio behind Toto with their dog Hades following closely behind as she walked towards the garden once again out of sight. Toto obviously knew that she was seen and so he decided to address it. "Yes, you are seeing right. My wife is 6 months pregnant" he announced, sending the world off into excitement as loads of congratulations were being sent their way.
Christian just hearing of the news on his arrival to the paddock, fainted on the spot, scaring the journalists as he was transported to the medical room. Y/n had heard of her brother's state upon arrival and was immediately led to his garage where he was seated outside. "Chris are you okay? I heard that you passed out?" Y/n asked worriedly searching his skin for any signs of sickness. "Yes, I did, what were you thinking when you went and did this. Are you sure this is something you want to do?" Christian asked not knowing how to feel. "Yes Christian, I want this. And it's not like I can turn back now, I've gone too far" she said trying to reassure her brother that everything was fine.
After a while of talking, Christian somewhat began to accept the situation as Toto came to pick up his wife. "There you are Liebe, hi Christian, you wouldn't mind if I take her away?" he asked closely to being polite. "Sure, you can take her if you promise not to have another one of those rugrats that you're currently creating" Christian replied making everyone laugh at the banter between the in laws. everyone was finally making progress at the relationship evolved positively.
toto and christian broke up on shaky terms its why they protest so much they are still petty 🙄
toto thinks sleeping with mattia is gonna make christian jealous meanwhile christian is committed to being a single mother raising his kids (not his actual children, god no, max and checo)