#Christian Horner x Toto Wolff

[ladyvictory22]

Someone remind Christian and Toto that they are not on their personal social media

please 👁️👁️

[cdotwolff]

Text:

Normpul @TP10: am i crazy or was christian wearing totos mercedes coat today but with tape over the logos

Normpul @TP10: oh my god he was 💀 [attatched image of christian having blocked them]

Emmy💕 @Patatoato: Redbull PR watching him choose the duct tape coat over just being cold [attched image of a very upset figure]

Dio☀️ @dionyser: NOBODY AT RB HAD AN EXTRA JACKET FOR HIM!?!?!?! 😭😭😭 THERES NO WAY

[wombatchase]

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Some people entered F1 because of Charles, or Carlos, or some other shenanigans. Personally, I heard DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN and fell in love (with this man and then went onto get interested in the sport OF COURSE 💅✨ I'm just a girl 🧍‍♀️)

[hornwolff]

Omegaverse AU Christian was a Beta but he transitions to Omega (I still don't know how but he does it, maybe because he finds his destined one?) so Toto is an Alpha who has never been able to find his destined one and really He doesn't think much about it, he resigned himself to being alone... due to fate he discovers that Christian is an omega (because Christian, being a beta, was never interested in knowing things about alphas and omegas) so he doesn't even know how to do it. a nest and Toto shows him those things, and Christian doesn't know why he feels things for Toto and that his subconscious always tells him "alpha, mine " 👀

👀 Yeeeeeeeeees!!!!! Omegaverse with the husbands 💚

Okay so Christian going from beta to omega 🤔 maybe he's a late bloomer? Like he assumed he's a beta but soon discovers that nope he's an omega and then he got helped by Toto because Toto noticed that something wasn't right with Christian and helped or maybe he was drawn to Christian the moment he got to smell his scent and got full 👀👀 that's my mate right here!

And Christian is confused because he doesn't even know what mates are. He figured that being a beta he would marry and beta and that's it.

The poor baby will have a lot to learn 😅 but Toto will be there. Also I can see Max being full protective over Christian 😅 baby alpha Max going full protection mode with his momma 😅🤣

[f1tyreslightmyfyre]

Y'all are so sweet for all the love on the professor!AU Toto x Christian fic idea - thank you, it really means a lot ☺️❤️

I have been working on it! And with this recent Christian post by @christianspinkyring - just, ughh - Christian in his navy velvet tuxedo jacket with this tuxedoed Toto at the end of term gala for the School of Business donors, sponsors, and award-recipient students is just too good to let go of... so here's some snippets!

[ ... ]

The door to Christian’s office opened without preamble. His brow knit with displeasure – even Max knew to always knock if the door was closed – and he glanced up from his laptop through his horn-rimmed glasses.

A brilliant smile split Dean Stefano Domenicali's face as he entered and brandished a bottle of champagne. “Congratulations, Christian. Your leadership of this department has always been exemplary, and your return ranking as the school’s number one department is long overdue.”

Christian leaned back in his seat, failing to hide the smile that tugged at the corner of his mouth. “Thank you, that… are you saying what I think you’re saying?”

Stefano’s smile turned sly as he worked the cork cage loose. “The term results are in, and the metrics for the Department of Management and Leadership Studies have given you the highest rating.” The cork popped softly under the dean’s skilled hand before he held the bottle out towards Christian. “Well, don’t just sit there,” he chastised lightly. “You should be celebrating.”

Christian bit off a chuckle as he rose to his feet, sliding his glasses off – thankfully he wasn't that old yet. “Thank you, Stefano.” He held out a hand to accept the gently fizzing bottle. “It’s always an honor.” Raising it to his lips, he took a sip and savored the bubbles that burst against his tongue. He hummed his approval. “Thank you, indeed. It’s been a long seven years since I last sampled your champagne selection.”

Stefano’s face turned carefully neutral. “The challenge has been the same every year. And don’t forget that you topped the rankings for four years running before Toto arrived.”

Christian’s throat tightened around another swallow of champagne even as his smile widened. “That’s why it’s even more satisfying to dethrone him now.”

Stefano didn’t quite roll his eyes – he was too professional for that. “Just keep the dramatics in next term's weekly meetings to a minimum, please.”

The door to the men’s washroom opens on a whispering hinge, distracting Christian from the memory and drawing his gaze. An involuntary smirk lifts the corner of his mouth to see the tall, svelte form of none other than Toto Wolff himself. No matter how much the man has burrowed under Christian’s skin in the last seven years, he would have to be blind not to appreciate the devastating cut of Toto’s tuxedo. How it makes his chest look so strong, his waist so lean, and his legs so long.

After all, the only way to beat one’s enemy is to study said enemy.

[ ... ]

Christian scoffs in dismissal, careful to hide his amusement as he adjusts the fall of his navy velvet jacket cuffs. “Oh, don’t be so negative.” He mock-scolds. “Tell me, are you always this kind and encouraging with your students?”

The water turns off, and Toto’s voice carries clearly above the background music. "If you were one of my students, you would know your place."

Christian raises his head, arching a brow in surprise as he finishes straightening a cufflink. He turns towards Toto, gaze narrowing with affront as the other man reaches for a crisply folded towel, . "And just, uh… where is that exactly?"

Toto’s dark eyes gleam under the dim, golden lighting. "With your mouth closed and your ears open,” he says, drying his hands. “Ready to listen and not to speak. Maybe then, you might actually learn something."

The corner of Christian’s mouth lifts. "You know, I think you're the only person who can make active listening sound like sexual harassment."

Fire sparks in Toto's gaze as he stills, and a thrill of victory runs through Christian. Nothing gives him greater satisfaction than winding up his rival. Short of beating him at his own game, at least.

Toto tilts his head sharply, voice dropping to a rich rumble. "If you want to start those petty war games with me, then you only discredit yourself." He steps closer, leveraging his superior height but Christian refuses to ever let this man intimidate him. "If you want to beat me so bad, beat me in the classroom, not whining and scheming behind closed office doors."

[ ... ]

[honeybadgercomeback]

I’ve officially de-anoned one of my @formulaonekinkmeme prompts thanks to the hornywolff server hyping me up, so I figured I’d share it on tumblr? Trigger warnings for dubious consent thanks to a/b/o dynamics.

Failure by crochet_heart

There has never been an Omega Team Principal in Formula One. A Beta is rare enough, but an Omega? Never. Except Christian Horner has been hiding his secondary gender since he first presented as a young teenager, more than happy to hide behind scent neutralisers and suppressants to make people think he’s a Beta.

But when a suppressant fails and brings on the first heat he’s had in over three decades, an unlikely friend makes sure he’s somewhere safe for it. And when his heat threatens to boil over to a crisis, Susie offers her husband to make sure he gets through it safely.

Too bad Toto Wolff is the last person Christian would ever want to spend any heat with, but especially the first heat he spends with another person.

[ladyvictory22]

Husbands who share clothes

Toto was sitting at the terrace table of his hotel room, engrossed in analyzing strategies for the Monza Grand Prix. Suddenly, he felt arms wrapping around him and a small kiss on the cheek, which brought a smile to his face.

"Are you leaving already?" he asked, closing his laptop and turning to face the person behind the affectionate gesture.

"Yeah, we're going to shoot some stuff with Max before the event," Christian replied, letting go of Toto so he could turn around completely.

Toto noticed Christian's attire and then noticed something peculiar about his outfit. "Christian Horner... are you wearing my shirt?" he raised an eyebrow and smiled.

It wasn't the first time Christian had appropriated one of his shirts. After exciting nights, Toto would often wake up with his husband sleeping beside him, wearing the shirt Toto had worn for dinner or to attend some event. It also happened on weekends when the Mercedes team didn't achieve satisfactory results. As a way to comfort his husband in their intimacy, Christian would don Toto's Mercedes shirt and wake up wearing it.

Christian flashed his characteristic mischievous smile. "Well... yeah, I felt like wearing something of yours. It's like having you with me," he said as Toto wrapped his arms around his waist.

"You possessive bastard," Toto whispered, brushing his lips against Christian's.

"You're just as bad or worse," Christian replied before joining his lips with Toto's. "Or should I show you the bite marks on my chest from this morning?"

Toto smiled as he remembered it and kissed Christian again, this time more passionately. Their tongues entwined in a desire-filled kiss, showing how much Toto wanted to repeat what they had done that morning.

"You'll be late... you should go before I don't let you leave the room," Toto warned.

Christian kissed him once more, tenderly, and playfully bit his lower lip before pulling away. "I'll see you later."

Days later, during Friday's practice sessions, Christian arrived early at the paddock. Before heading out, he bid farewell to his husband. Thanks to Mercedes' social media photos, Christian noticed that Toto was wearing one of his T-shirts."You possessive bastard," he muttered to himself, while smiling with pride for his husband.

[cdotwolff]

I wanted to try and visualize how I imagined the aftermath of this scene going over online. The graphic designer in me couldn't resist

(From the end of Rainbow Helmets in @mediumtires Seven Years AU)

[wombatchase]

@ladyvictory22 @cdotwolff @silvereds who's the body in question? (Y'all are my Holy Trinity of Hornywolff blogs)

[hornwolff]

Hornywolff dynamic in a nutshell 🤭

‘enemies to lovers’ sure okay, but nothing wil ever beat THIS dynamic

[hornwolff]

Omegaverse continues like this:

Christian starts showing signs of going into heat during a Grand Prix, unaware of it, while several alphas are saying things to him, making him feel threatened. Toto senses Christian's scent and witnesses an alpha making advances towards him. Toto intervenes, taking Christian to his hotel room and providing materials to build a nest. Christian, unsure of what to do, says, "I know I should do something... but I don't know what."

Toto then assists him in nest-building, guiding him on what to use.When Christian asks how Toto knows these things, Toto mentions that his father passed away when he was young, so he took care of his mother and sister, learning about Omega-related tasks along the way (something like that). Moreover, being quite a nerd, Toto would know more about these things than other alphas. Toto takes care of Christian but plans to step back, understanding that he shouldn't do anything the omega doesn't want until Christian eventually asks Toto to accompany him through his heat.

No cause you get it!!! Like really! I would totally write that! Like let's say James or Maurizio 👀 is trying to get Christian. And Christian feels so threatened. But then Toto steps up and he feels so safe. Christian is instinctively trusting him.

Like Christian's first heat can be something soft with just cuddles because Toto doesn't want to take advantage of Christian. And Christian feels so safe with Toto. But then next time Christian wants to feel safe and remembering when his first heat Toto showed him how to nest. He wants to do it by himself. He then ask Toto to come and shows him his nest trying to show he can be a good omega.

And then smut but I'm really bad at it 😅😭

[natailiatulls07]

A Redbull girl

2023 formula one grid & female!driver!reader (mainly redbull)

Summary - Summer break is over and the redbull family is back together

Warning - None, Y/n gets drunk?

Part 2

Reader drives for Redbull

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yourusername

One last summer dump before we return to the tracks

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username I want to be her.

username The way that everything she does is perfect 🤭

f1 Can't wait to see you again!!

maxverstappen1 Why? just why?

= yourusername Because I can 😌

username She is going to smash everyone out for the first place position I just know it, mark my words.

= username Thats redbull for you, brings out the best drivers!

f1gossip

Spotted: Y/n L/n, one of redbull's drivers, has arrived in Zandvoort, Netherlands only two days before the official race weekend

Liked by username and 4,786 others

username I am so excited to see more redbull Y/n content!

username Even when she hasn't done any makeup or her hair is a mess, she still looks fucking amazing!!

username I love her so much

maxverstappen1

Went out clubbing before the race weekend, it's safe to say that Y/n got the most drunk lol

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username The budlight box 💀

yourusername I am definitely feeling the consequences

= landonorris You thought fernando was tom cruise 😅

= username TOM CRUISE 🤣

carlossainz55 It was a great night though

= estebanocon You can say that again!!

yourusername posted a story

redbullracing

Summer break done and our favourites are back!!

Liked by christianhorner and 35,826 others

username So excited! They are my favourite trio!!

username She's Barbie and they're just ken

username Oh how I miss these guys ☺️

danielricciardo We're back baby

= yourusername Watch out everyone this season will be our season!!

= maxverstappen1 Always is!

yourusername

One and two for Redbull once again,

Liked by maxverstappen1 and 53,982 others

username Congrates babes!

gerihalliwellhorner Totally deserves it girl, looking forward to the bbq 😘

= yourusername Thank you Mother Spice, can't wait to see you 😆

christianhorner A job well done 👏🏻

username I love the whole redbull family dynamic!

christianhorner

Had the Redbull family over for a bbq, loved using my new grill 🥩

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yourusername Thank you so much, loved our gossip session Mother Spice 💅

= gerihalliwayhorner Ofc we need to do it more often!

danielricciardo Thank you Horner family, thank you for making sure Y/n didn't get flat out drunk again lol

username The Horner/Redbull family is thriving!!

maxverstappen1 Thank you! Can't wait for the next!

[bloodyymaryyy]

Gossip girl xoxo ~

F1 grid x driver! Reader

Side note : I don't know why it took me so long to write this but here we go

The reader is a driver on red bull at checo's place

Request : no

Part 2 /part 3 / part 4 / masterlist

It all started when y/n a young talented woman joined the f1 in red bull racing, having won 2 World titles at f2 finally getting the recognition she deserved.

When she was younger she looked up on a lot of drivers that had retired by the time she joined at 2019 like Sebastian Vettle, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Michel Schumacher, Niki lauda and a few others.

Having her room filled with posters, signed photos, cups, shirts, pictures of her and her idols, paddock passes and everything.

Her childhood crush on Jenson Button was a best kept secret,. Very few knew about her crush and she preferred it that way because it was going to be awkward because if it got out, because come on they work together in a sense, he had interviewed her multiple times.

Driving along side max both at 17 had both good days and bad, with competition racing against your idols, your friends was a bit of a struggle in the beginning but as the months passed they all learned to not take whatever happens on the track outside of it and then she and a few others like Max, Charles, Lando, Oscar, Pierre and some other people getting more serious with the races.

The fans favourite moments were when before they race they waving at one other from inside of their cockpits, or traditions they did before the race, or even when they gathered around gossiping when and if they could whenever they were. Outside at a cafe? Yes!, at their hang outs? Yes!, at their grid walks? Yep! And the fan favs at press conference and before the races. Twitter going crazy about that.

There are so many talks.

When you spend almost half of your time on a place With so many people, either loud or whispers you Will learn so many things and hear so many things which you probably shouldn't hear or know but it's hard to not acknowledge them like an engineer from Mercedes fucked someone from redbull in hopes of learning information about the car so Mercedes could be better.

Or that a redbull engineer got his wife little sister and best friend pregnant the same month that he got his wife pregnant With his second child.

Some times you hear rumor regardless of whether that may be true or not....

Christian horner talking and fucking a girl from his team which when you learned that you didn't know what to do because Christian was a father figure to you and Max having shity fathers. Be cautious when you were around him? Desapointed? Sad? Or disgusted? You didn't know for sure either way and you went to max first with the information you had. At first he was just like you. A wave of emotions washed over him like it did to you, then you both discuss and decided on what to do and that was to wait and see if it's true or not, to not tell anyone nor his wife which you were close to or anyone for that matter and never mentioned it again... Verbally anyway when you saw him texting someone in the presence of his wife you exchanged looks, knowing looks or side eyeing each other when you saw them together talking a few meters from everyone else whispering . Which a few months later the texts of them were linked and you learned that a week or so from the first race of the season when you were tagged in a post about it

(Side note: I took actual tweets of that because I can't be bothered to make fake ones but also I am trying to edit it to have her be mentioned in them)

Hey I am gonna do a part 2 because it doesn't let me put more than 10 so.... Sorry

[heartburiedingreece]

Edit: I changed the lonelyeyes art to the photo of Ben and Alasdair cause I couldn't find and credit the artist

[fanfictionismyaddiction]

Fuel to the fire

Word count: 1,3k

Pairing: Toto Wolff x Horner!reader

Summary: In a high-stakes world of motorsport rivalry, Y/n Horner and Toto Wolff engage in a fierce battle of wits and emotions

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She had just stepped out of the Red Bull motorhome when she spotted him. Tall, commanding, and with that trademark smirk plastered across his face, he was already making his way toward her. She inwardly groaned, wondering what fresh torment he had planned for today.

“Ah, Y/n,” Toto’s voice was smooth as silk as he approached, his Austrian accent deep and rolling off his tongue in a way that always made her both annoyed and slightly on edge. “I was just wondering when I’d bump into you. You seemed to be hiding today.”

“I wasn’t hiding,” she shot back, not even bothering to glance up at him as she scrolled through her phone. “I was just hoping to avoid you.”

Toto chuckled, his grin widening as he leaned in slightly. “You always say that, but somehow we always end up in the same place.”

Y/n glanced up, meeting his eyes with a fiery glare. “Maybe because you go out of your way to find me. Do you really have nothing better to do?”

“Actually,” he drawled, crossing his arms over his chest, “I do. But irritating you is far more fun than whatever else I had planned.”

Y/n clenched her teeth, trying to push down the surge of irritation that bubbled to the surface. She didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of knowing how easily he got under her skin, but he made it impossible. “I don’t know why you get so much pleasure out of being a complete jerk, but you’re doing a fantastic job of it.”

Toto’s smile was maddening. “Oh, come on now. Don’t be like that, Y/n. You know you love our little… chats.”

“Chats?” She scoffed, stepping closer and narrowing her eyes. “Is that what you call this? I call it harassment.”

He raised an eyebrow, clearly enjoying her rising frustration. “I call it… banter.”

Before she could snap back with another biting retort, Max Verstappen and Daniel Ricciardo appeared out of nowhere, both grinning like kids who’d walked in on a secret.

“Uh-oh, what’s going on here?” Daniel asked, his eyes flicking between Y/n and Toto, his amusement barely concealed.

Max leaned against the wall, crossing his arms with a smirk. “Is Toto teasing Y/n again? Man, he never gets tired of that.”

Toto grinned at the two drivers, clearly relishing their interest. “I wouldn’t call it teasing. I’d call it… a spirited exchange.”

Y/n rolled her eyes, groaning in exasperation. “See? This is exactly why I avoid him.”

Daniel chuckled, leaning closer to Y/n. “Come on, admit it. You love it when Toto winds you up. You get all fired up, and it’s hilarious.”

“I do not love it!” she protested, her voice sharper than she intended.

Toto’s eyes gleamed with mischief. “She says that, but the way she keeps coming back for more makes me wonder.”

Max laughed, shaking his head. “Christian is going to have a fit when he hears about this.”

Y/n turned to Max, narrowing her eyes. “Don’t you dare tell my father about this.”

“Tell me what?” Christian’s voice cut through the group like a whip, and everyone immediately straightened up. He strode over with a scowl, his eyes darting from Toto to Y/n and back again.

Y/n felt her face flush with a mix of embarrassment and irritation. “Dad, it’s nothing—Toto was just—”

“I was just catching up with Y/n,” Toto interjected smoothly, his tone innocent but his smirk giving him away.

Christian’s scowl deepened, and he stepped protectively in front of his daughter, glaring at Toto. “I told you to keep your distance, Wolff.”

Toto raised his hands in mock surrender, his expression infuriatingly calm. “Relax, Christian. I was merely having a conversation with your daughter.”

“A conversation?” Christian barked, his tone incredulous. “More like you were antagonizing her. Again.”

Y/n stepped in quickly, trying to defuse the situation before it escalated. “Dad, seriously, it’s fine. He’s just being his usual annoying self. No need to make a scene.”

But Christian wasn’t having it. “You don’t get to talk to my daughter like that, Toto. I don’t care what rivalry we have on the track—she’s off-limits.”

Toto’s smirk faded slightly, but he didn’t back down. “I wasn’t aware you were in control of who your daughter speaks to, Christian.”

Daniel and Max exchanged glances, clearly enjoying the tension but wisely choosing to stay silent. The rest of the drivers milling about began to notice the brewing confrontation, their attention slowly shifting toward the heated exchange.

Y/n groaned under her breath, rubbing her temples. “Oh, great. Here we go again.”

Just then, Lewis Hamilton approached, sensing the growing tension between the team principals. “Whoa, what’s going on here? Toto, you starting a fight with Christian again?”

Toto turned his gaze to Lewis, his grin returning. “Not at all. We’re just having a friendly discussion.”

Christian, on the other hand, wasn’t amused. “Friendly? Hardly. You’ve been messing with Y/n all season, and I’m done with it.”

Lewis raised an eyebrow, looking between the two men. “Over Y/n? Really?”

Toto shrugged. “Christian’s very… protective.”

Y/n sighed, exasperated. “Can you all stop talking about me like I’m not standing right here?”

Max smirked. “Yeah, I think Y/n can handle herself. Right, Y/n?”

She gave Max a glare. “I don’t need you stirring the pot, either.”

Toto, who had been watching her closely, leaned in slightly. “You know, Y/n, I think your dad’s just upset because he knows how much fun you have when we’re together.”

Y/n shot him a deadly look. “Fun? You’re delusional.”

Daniel laughed. “Oh, man, this is better than anything going on at the track.”

Y/n clenched her fists, barely holding back her frustration. She hated how easily Toto got under her skin, how he always twisted things to make it seem like she was the one reacting too much. She also hated that deep down, a part of her almost looked forward to these exchanges—like she thrived on their back-and-forth.

Christian, however, wasn’t done. “Wolff, if you think you can keep pushing my daughter like this, you’re mistaken.”

Toto met Christian’s glare with calm indifference. “I’m not pushing her. I’m merely… enjoying her company.”

Y/n felt her face heat up at his words, and she turned on him with a furious glare. “You’re unbelievable.”

Toto’s smile widened. “I’ve been told that before.”

“Alright, alright,” Lewis interjected, stepping between the two. “Let’s calm this down before we end up with a full-on paddock brawl.”

Christian’s eyes were still locked on Toto. “This isn’t over, Wolff.”

Toto just smiled, turning his gaze back to Y/n. “It’s never over, Christian.”

Y/n groaned again, rubbing her temples. “I hate all of you.”

Lando, who had been standing on the sidelines grinning like a Cheshire cat, finally chimed in. “No, you don’t. You hate Toto, but you love watching him squirm when your dad gets involved.”

Toto leaned down toward her, his voice low and teasing. “You do love it, don’t you?”

Y/n looked up at him, her eyes narrowing into slits. “You wish.”

And with that, she turned on her heel and walked away, leaving Toto, Christian, and the drivers standing behind her, the tension still crackling in the air.

But as she disappeared into the crowd, she couldn’t shake the feeling that this wasn’t over. Not by a long shot.

[f1tyreslightmyfyre]

So much about this makes me smile 😊

Since the Las Vegas GP and Christian's birthday are approaching... what do you think that Seven Years version scenario would be like?

ohhhh. OHHHHH. hell yeah.

so in my head christian and toto have a chat about it before because the weekend would simply be too busy for surprises. so they have a chat at home and there will be a big party some time after the gp when they’re back, with family and friends and lots of cake, but they agree they won’t make las vegas into a huge deal. they do share a hotel room tho, and because toto is a fucking nerd he’ll keep an eye on uk time instead of las vegas time and congratulate christian at midnight uk time (which would be around 4pm las vegas time on wednesday i believe?) so they’d be done with press by then and maybe they could get away for the rest of the day while technically it’s still the 15th in las vegas. so maybe they’d have dinner just the two of them at some fancy place christian has always wanted to go to or maybe toto asks him that morning what he fancies for tea and christian is like “burger and fries” and they end up in some random diner or something. and really it’s not about the food, it’s about them being together and having a nice time just the two of them before the craziness of the weekend hits and before everyone and their mother will want a piece of christian(‘s birthday cake). and christian always feels a little meh about his birthdays but turns out turning 50 isn’t actually that bad and toto makes him feel really good about it :) in terms of gifts i’m thinking something small in las vegas, like maybe toto had matching keychains made for them or he adopted a giraffe for christian to sponsor or he donated to a cancer charity in his name, and then when they’re back home he surprises him with a vintage mercedes just for shits and giggles and my personal enjoyment. so their little thing is dinner just the two of them and a nice early night in before the craziness of the weekend starts. maybe toto gets them two slices of cake from some random place down the road too or maybe he had someone prepare a little something for when they come back to the room. so they change into their robes and slippers like the old men they are and they have cake in bed and maybe they’ll watch something on telly or maybe they just have a chat about whatever but christian is the fucking happiest and very smiley and very content and very happy to kiss his husband goodnight.

on the actual 16th there’s fp1 (and technically fp2) that night so they’ll be working but i imagine red bull will pull out all the stops during the day and have a party with cake and singing and gifts and all the good stuff. toto may or may not be involved in that. maybe he’ll drop by for cake and a kiss when the team is huddled together in catering and now they’re at a point where they’re not hiding anymore and everyone knows about them anyway so what does it matter and so he sticks to christian’s side and jokes around with adrian and paul and pierre and whoever and things are good! things are very good. until eventually he has to slink back to his sinking ship. but that’s whatever because who cares about mercedes amiright. 🥲 that’s my take!!