#Chloe rants

[mallgothchloe97]

“Goth girlfriend,” rant

I’m so fucking tired of these basic ass dudebros claiming “I want a goth gf,” but throw a hissy fit as soon as they figure out that they have to listen to actual goth music and not some basic rock music like Deftones, which don’t get me wrong I love Deftones too but I do think it’s quite hilarious whenever I see men claim that love goth girls but get mad when they find out that that they have to actually commit like most men.

When I say commit I mean accept the fact that we don’t look like fucking e girls you see on TikTok.

You don’t want a Goth girl Greg, you want a e girl.

Goth music is goth culture!

Goth is a music based subculture!

Not an aesthetic.

I’m a Mall Goth and Vampire Goth but at least I know that Goth comes from a music background and not some fucking fashion statement.

Rant over.

[nonscathingbullets]

I'm actually having a really rough day today. Some drastic things have happened. Idk what to even do anymore.

[chloethehorrorbabe]

Unpopular opinion:

Horror movies that relay on gore are lowkey pretty lame.

There’s nothing scary about gore. It’s just gross.

If you’re watching a slasher or body horror that makes a little more sense to have blood and gore, but horror movies nowadays are always gory and I have a lot of friends who don’t like gore and don’t wanna see it.

And of course you got the horror bros defending it like “omg horror means gory and bloody!”

Like no.

Horror is so much more than just blood and gore.

If someone doesn’t like to see gore, that doesn’t make them less of a horror movie fan.

People just don’t wanna see it and they are valid.

That is all.

[nukindee]

are you fucking kidding me

this is it. the babiest baby to ever baby in the world. oliver grayson you are amazing

[phelpscott]

i’m posting this very late in the month but it still counts so HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!! these couples both mean the world to me and i am so thankful to dontnod for creating such beautiful queer love stories <3

[wishicouldkeepconcentration]

currently obtaining an unhealthy obsession over the book series i’m not even done with the second book of, the first two books’ male lead, bulldozing, calling people eejits, edel’s scones, and track nine. thank you, chloe walsh, i’d like to ask for the hand of johnny kavanagh in marriage.

[doodle17]

These nerds

[alicelairds]

actually hate the double standard of fandoms saying a female character is pathetic for still pining over a guy that's in love with someone else. but when it's a male character pining over a girl that's in love with someone else, yall are just wishing for him to get the girl and that the GIRL was blind for not seeing what was in front of her. like fuck OFFFFF

[shrimpyjackal]

I noticed in one of your posts that when elk was mentally complaining about winkle's eye color he mentioned anda was still the one to give birth to him. So does that mean that in your swap au anti-fairies are the ones where the males give birth? And if so how do timmy and chloe react to this information?

Yes, now mpreg is an anti-fairys thing! And Anda can easily explain that to her godkids! Tho thats not what they`ve expected to find out when asked abt babies in Fairy World-

Girl didn`t gave her husband time to explain and jumped into that herself! good thing she didn`t have the opportunity to talk abt pasta-puberty and scare these 12 yo even more

[creativelylucky]

I'm mad.

Warning: rant about autism online communities

Saw a mutual reblog some bullshit about "autism representation in media bad because it's not my autism!!11!!1!1"

If you genuinely believe that then I don't think I can be comfortable around you.

You think that showing more severe autism is "infantilization"

You think that showing more severe autism is "inaccurate"

You think that showing more severe autism is "stereotypes"

Well guess what. The show you're bashing, the movie you're trashing, the characters you call stereotypes and inaccurate and fake, those are the characters I relate to the most. Because I am not you.

There is more autism than level one autism you know. I hope you know that.

I hope you know that level 2 people are on the internet and can see the shit you say about us and how characters like us are "inaccurate to autism"

I hope you know that level 3 people and/or parents/caretakers of level 3 people are seeing you talk about them or their child as if they don't exist just because you don't like the severely autistic character in the hallmark movie you just watched.

In your journey to have more autism representation, you actually DECREASE autism representation because you're saying level 2 and 3 rep isn't allowed. Moderate and Severe autism rep isn't allowed. Only mild is allowed guys!!!!! Only Quinni is allowed guys!!!! We're not allowed to have other characters chat!!!! Chloe says that only Quinni is accurate so that means we're only allowed her guys!!!!!!!!!!

We're not allowed to have characters with severe meltdowns, speech differences, echolalia/scripting, constant stimming, "childish" special interests, live with parents, can't get jobs, nonverbal, eloping, AAC, or anything relates to level 2 or 3 guys! Remember! That's the rule!

Fuck you, I have plenty of OCs with moderate and severe autism. But I'm also nice and I DON'T FUCKING EXCLUDE PEOPLE so I also have some Level 1 OCs as well.

Maintagging some things because this message needs to get spread.

[mallgothchloe97]

The fetishization of Goth people/women

I saw a post about this and I have to speak up.

I am so fucking over the fetishization of goth people especially goth women.

Like don’t get me wrong, I’m all for sexual liberation and for looking sexy and yes I tend to be a simp when it comes to goth men and goth women, but this whole “I want a goth girl to crush me,” is getting ridiculous. I get it’s a joke but still, it’s old and annoying. It’s one thing to have a crush on a goth person, but the whole sexualizing thing is old and annoying.

Goth is more than just “looking hot,”

That’s why miss the early 2000s.

I miss when goth people were considered the “weirdos,”

I miss when goths were feared in a way.

I feel like back then people didn’t try so hard back then too.

Say what you want about mall goths/emo/scene people but I feel like back then they didn’t try so hard. They just did what they wanted and I freaking miss that.

Nowadays everything is a competition.

Everything is sexualized and fetishized and I am so sick of it.

Again, nothing wrong with wanting to look sexy, but the sexualizing and fetishizing of goth people especially goth women is so tiring and old and it needs to die especially the whole “big tiddie goth gf,” thing.

Just stop.

Let’s got back to the gritty weird grimy side of goth because that’s what I wanna see.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.🖤🥀🦇

[chloethehorrorbabe]

Why I don’t like Borrasca

TW: sexual assault and trafficking⚠️

⚠️SPOILERS⚠️

I knew as soon as meatcanyon and wendigoon covered this story there was gonna be some dudebros coming at people who rightfully hate this story.

The amount of plotholes in this story really stick out to me so much and the fact that it’s disturbing just for the sake of being disturbing pisses me off.

Like I really don’t understand.

Like don’t get me wrong, it drew me in the beginning because I liked the scene where Sam, Kyle and Kimber are on their bikes and riding to a treehouse because it felt very Stephen King in my opinion.

I especially liked how in part 1 and 2 when they were kids and the dialogue felt very kid like which I appreciated for some reason.

But then we get to part 3 and 4 and this is where everything starts to lose its touch.

It was extremely rushed and the big reveal that this town is basically selling the women into sex slavery and trafficking makes me sick.

Like what?!

“And then they raped all the women! Concentration camp! Ohhh!” Like come on.

When we get to the big shocker, it’s not even scary it’s just gross.,

Ugh like adoption exists! Why was any of this shit happening? They did all this because of some people are infertile and you need workers or something? What the fuck!

Also if Sam kept Borrasca in the back of his mind and he was pretty much obsessing over it, why didn’t he keep on investigating? Like seriously it was so easy to get up there! But it takes Kimber to do further investigation when he easily could’ve done it even without her getting kidnapped.

And don’t get me started on the incest.

Like I know they don’t know this, but Kyle and Kimber are literally half siblings and you decide to me them DATE?!

Yuck!

Ugh.

And don’t me started on that edgelord ending that terrible sequel.

Such a cheap edgelord mess.

This had the potential to be great, but it flopped so hard and I’ve seen people crown this story as some golden classic. Ugh.

Oh and reveal of his dad being a part of it did absolutely nothing to me and him being a perverted creep to this daughter disgusts me.

Not to mention selling her.

I’ve seen a lot of sexual assault survivors speak their minds on this and I have to agree with them.

Boo to Borassca🖕

[spookyanimelover97]

This is what dudebros look like when they complain about women liking anime and manga:

[bebrave-live]

The MCU and television shows

[pro-bee-sisters]

You know another thing I hate about Chloe's wasted potential? She had more connections to the Bee Miraculous than fucking Zoe ever did!

You guys know how the Bee Miraculous is meant to represent growth and hardwork, right? Well, that's exactly what Chloe was going through during Season 2! Yes, she fucked up a couple of times, but that was the point! Her arc in Season 2 was supposed to show that she can change, but with baby steps . Hell, it's not her fault no one told her that change takes time and it's hard to break old habits. Even Marinette said that it was gonna take baby steps to help her change.

But what change or growth does Zoe go through?

Zoe gets no development whatsoever! Her only "growth or change" is her saying "Hey family, fuck you! I ain't gonna bow down and kiss your asses no more! I'm a proud Pick Me girl, bitches!" UwU Okay, admittedly Zoe is far from a pick me. But still.

Basically, that's another main problem I had with her. Chloe actually shows that she is worthy of it despite her entitlement. She does want to change. She just doesn't know how. Zoe is just given the Miraculous because... nice girl.

[blush-and-books]

rant about jenny and buffy incoming!!!!

i just rewatched surprise (2x13) and innocence (2x14) because rhonda wilcox wrote a particular essay about those episodes, and i wanted the content fresh in my mind for it. but it REEEEEEEALLY got me thinking harder about the buffy and jenny dynamic, because it's such a rich and somehow highly tense relationship even though they seldom have many direct interactions before the reveal about jenny's character happens.

what i love about their relationship (or lack thereof) is that it isn't one of disdain, but it's a little awkward and uncomfortable. let me explain.

now, as we see in the beginning of season two, buffy IS encouraging of giles pursuing jenny. she's not overly excited about it, but she does her best to advise him on how to ask jenny out. at this beginning of the jenny/giles relationship story, she's very much an entity that exists outside of the scoobies and giles' work as a watcher.

while joyce summers is obviously fondly remembered for everything she's done for her daughters and her love for them, the beginning of the series is way more focused on how cut off she is from buffy's life. buffy cannot share really anything with joyce, and hank is uninvolved following the divorce. giles has started to become a paternal figure, and this is emphasized in how he navigates the news that buffy and angel had sex - buffy is distressed that he's disappointed in her actions, and giles only voices his support, which buffy has not received in honesty from a parental figure in a long time.

even though joyce is detached from buffy at this time, jenny is hardly a maternal figure or role model for buffy, despite her involvement with buffy's new father figure. jenny is caught at the crossroads of representing youth, vitality, and newness (her expertise in computers), but she often aligns with adult ideology in the way she treats the scoobies (ex. in 2x14 when she scolds rupert for panicking in front of "the kids," as she refers to them).

where i think she could have been a really interesting conduit for helping giles understand what buffy is going through, and she DEFINITELY could infer that buffy and angel had sex right before he lost his soul, we don't see jenny comforting or supporting buffy in any way. i wish we did, because i think it would have been golden, but it also speaks volumes to me about how jenny and buffy are so detached from each other, too. jenny is probably a little bit afraid of buffy - afraid of how giles prioritizes her, afraid of the power that buffy has.

additionally, buffy doesn't know how to feel about jenny because she's probably like a weird stepmom to buffy. will she distract giles from his responsibility as buffy's watcher? how will she handle magic and demons? buffy appears to be unsure of jenny's authority in various situations, and has very little to connect with jenny over. out of the scoobies, jenny has the best relationship with willow, because they share passions in computer tech and magic; while buffy is more aligned with giles in literature (we learn later how buffy enjoys poetry) and fight strategy. buffy also loves shopping, which the fashion-challenged willow definitely is not passionate about at this time, and jenny, being romani and likely a traveler/nomadic type, is deliberately outfitted to re-wear the same staple pieces in different styles.

when jenny's omission of the truth has been revealed, buffy blames it almost entirely on jenny. which is understandable. but her and jenny have zero closeness, so buffy's anger is easy!!! if her and jenny were tight, this would have been more of an emotional conflict, and buffy probably would NOT have tried to choke jenny out against her desk (this is one of my favorite scenes ever btw it's so crazy). there was always a tension between buffy and jenny, so when this reveal occurs, rage is a no-brainer!!! buffy is ready to say "see!! i was right in not opening up to her!!" and cut jenny out completely, an act in which giles follows suit and buffy does not gaf if it hurts him, too, because her father figure chooses her over his girlfriend.

i would also like to say that i LOVE how jenny does not bow to buffy's power in this scene where buffy confronts her. jenny does not beg for forgiveness or cry or plead, because she's not that girl. she's that bitch. between jenny, buffy, and giles, they ALL have been unwillingly forced into a position to uphold ancient generational powers/responsibilities. and jenny tells buffy as such - and straight-up says she can't fix it. she owns up to her lie, but is brutally honest about her position, and i LOVE THAT-

because jenny still tries to fix it, she understands in this moment how her mission is flawed, and takes agency to restore the relationships that she cares about. and buffy does not truly appreciate jenny until she is gone.

while i obviously bitch on this app every day about how brilliant jenny's character could have been if she'd only been kept in the series long-term, i really mourn the loss of watching a dynamic develop with buffy. in the same way that buffy inevitably accepts tara as family, i believe that she would have done the same with jenny, and that jenny would step into a role of comforting and supporting buffy in situations where giles was not equipped to do so, especially after joyce dies.

if you made it to the end of this rant i am giving you the biggest kiss ever