#Chili!
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bedupolker · 2 months ago
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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once
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citricacidprince · 8 months ago
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Was forced to get a new phone today
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yet-another-clown · 3 months ago
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fantastic-nonsense · 11 months ago
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reylos crying on twitter because Adam Driver explicitly confirmed that Bendemption was never originally in the plans for Kylo....this is justice for the last 8 years, actually
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bearlylogic · 4 months ago
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the heeler family as calico critters...
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angsty-art-ist · 8 months ago
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certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods
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swiftpolls · 18 days ago
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this is currently a hot topic at my work so
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los-plantalones · 2 months ago
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kids i am obsessed with these peppers
meet the Habanada, an open-pollinated pepper that has that has all the fruitiness and intense aroma of a standard habanero but NADA of the heat (yessss puns)
i love watching people eat them for the first time because they always pause for a solid 5 seconds because they expect the heat to come and lord they are bracing for it but it never does 😂
@botaniqueer this seems like something up your alley!
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uh-mxtx · 30 days ago
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The presence of Potatoes in MDZS implies that some ballsy cultivator took a flying sword over the pacific to South America and brought them back and I would like to pose the idea that that particular potato loving dumbass was Wei Wuxian’s ancestor
(Edit: AND CHILIES!)
(EDIT 2: also watermelon except thats from africa. For reference, irl it’s Song dynasty for watermelon and Qing dynasty for potatoes and chilies)
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hollow-head · 1 year ago
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surely this has been done
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daily-deliciousness · 16 days ago
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Honey garlic chicken
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cowboylikemorgan · 7 months ago
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Hey Bluey fans, how are we doing?
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litfeathers · 2 years ago
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I'm just thinkin' about how Eda pushed Raine away because of the curse.
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She was afraid to let them in. She was afraid to ask them for help, or share how she was feeling...she was scared to show the side of herself that was messy and dangerous and painful and (in her mind) unlovable.
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But when she finally let Raine see who she actually was...
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...this was their reaction.
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...they love all of her. Including those messy and dangerous and painful parts.
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chilipepperconverse · 2 days ago
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surprised this hadn't been made yet
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rnoonsetter · 12 days ago
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i don't think i've drawn an animal once in my entire life
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baby-yongbok · 1 month ago
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Late - Bang Chan Hard Thought
WC - 472
✧ Masterlist ✧
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“Baby, baby.” Chris bites his tongues in a futile attempt to suppress another moan. “We’re gonna be late. Shit, we’re already late.” 
You only spare him a doe eyed glance up from where you’re kneeling between his legs. Your lips are stretched around him, lipstick smeared over the lines and your hair frizzy from where his hands have found purchase to keep himself grounded. “You already - fuck, you already made me cum.” 
His sentences are broken into breathy fragments as you bob your head over him. His head is thrown back with another skilled swirl of your tongue while his fingers dig into the blanket you gifted him today. You pull off of him with a lewd pop, taking his throbbing length in your hand.
“Are you complaining about getting head? On your birthday?” You spit down onto the head of his cock, spreading the slick with your palm to mix with his dribbling precum. “I thought you’d like it.” You fake a pout and he groans, bucking his hips into your hand.
“I’m not, I'm not.” His knuckles are white in the soft fabric, his feet are sore from pressing into the soles of his shoes and his cock is sensitive. So much so that the faintest tickle of your exhale has him whining above you. “We have dinner, the guys are waiting.” 
You nod, sticking your tongue out to tease his tip. He watches, stuttering a bit at the start of his sentence. “We have to go.” Chris sucks in an inhale so sharp it could’ve cut him when you welcome his sex back into the warmth of your mouth. 
He groans, ending it in a breathless whine as you sink him back into the warm wet space inch by perfect inch. You take all of him, sinking down until he hits the back of your throat and you choke around his pulsing tip. “Fucking hell.” His hands are in your hair again, fisting the curly tresses to keep you down to the hilt. 
“Look at me.” His request is choked out but coherent and you follow it immediately. Your teary eyes find his and he nearly loses his bearings. “You’re so pretty with a mouth full of my cock.” 
He speaks as though he’s admiring a reminiscent memory. Like he’s imagining every other time he’s ever had you like this, on your knees in a pretty dress in your disheveled bedroom. “We’re already late.” He pulls you up ever so slightly by your hair only to guide you back down at the same pace. A small sigh floats past his parted lips as he watches with furrowed brows. A single tear escapes your lash line and he wipes it away with his thumb while admiring the pretty glisten of your auburn eyes.
“Might as well make me cum again.”
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I haven't been able to write ANY birthday posts since Binnie's birthday week but I couldn't let Chan's day go by without trying to do SOMETHING. - Happy Birthday to my first bias and best leader <3
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