#Chicken Squawk

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

MILLIONS OF DEAD CHILDREN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MULTI-DEATH CORPORATION.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on back cover sleeve art/B-side to the "Chicken Squawk" 7 inch EP by American hardcore punk band MILLIONS OF DEAD CHILDREN (MDC), released in 1984 under R Radical Records. 

7 INCH EP OVERVIEW: "It was 1984 and there was a gigantic famine going on in parts of Africa especially Ethiopia. M.D.C. attacked the problem head on. This was all due to greed by multi-death corporations and corrupt governments. If not for this greed this problem could easily be solved. Musically you would see M.D.C. continue to get faster and more thrash-like. Their lyrics would continue to tackle the cause of these problems and offer solutions. This record first came out in 1984 and went out of print shortly after."

-- GRAVE MISTAKE RECORDS (label & distro)

Source: www.picuki.com/media/2978683209197657532.

[wangxianficrecs]

Follower Recs

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The Metaphorical Night Before the Metaphorical Dawn

by mlevy673

G, 1k, Wangxian

Summary: “This is Little Apple,” Wei Wuxian says. Neither Jin Ling nor Jiang Cheng say anything, continuing to stare at Wei Wuxian with incredulity. “Look,” Wei Wuxian says nervously, “Lan Zhan said that he loved me and wanted to date me. Two hours ago, I thought he despised me.” He then shrugs as if to emphasize his point. As if that ‘point’ explains anything. “So you bought a donkey,” Jiang Cheng says. “Yes, I bought Li’l Apple.” “Jin Ling, stop gawking and close your mouth.” - Wei Wuxian has a moment of panic. Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng have to deal with it.

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the shapes a bright container can contain

by litbynosun (@coldwind-shiningstars)

M, 16k, Wangxian

Summary: "Lan Zhan, look at this," Wei Wuxian calls. "They don't have organs, but they're all… fuzzy." He gently strokes the corpse's arm -- it's covered in soft, pigmentless downy hair, like a rabbit. Lan Wangji crouches next to him and nods. "Lanugo," he says. Wei Wuxian raises one eyebrow. "They were malnourished for quite a while before death," Lan Wangji elaborates. Wei Wuxian scans the bodies again. Indeed, they both have sunken cheeks, and their abdomens are empty of both organs and fat padding. “That’s a question,” he says. “Did they starve to death, and have their bodies desecrated after they were already deceased? Or were they murdered, and simply starving at the same time?” "We should stay," Lan Wangji tells him. This is not an answer to his question. It is an offer to search for answers. Or: Wei Wuxian and his family solve a ghost haunting. Wei Wuxain's old enemy, societal injustice, rears its head again.

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The (Several) Convenient Kidnappings of the Chief Cultivator by the Yiling Patriarch

by misscam (@misscamthenorwegian)

M, 3k, Wangxian

Summary: “Yes, Clan Leader Jiang. It is most regrettable, but the Yiling Patriarch has once again kidnapped His Excellency. However, we have every confidence in His Excellency’s safe eventual return.” “Of course you do,” Jiang Cheng says bitterly. “You get a more agreeable Chief Cultivator, and everyone is happy, right? You are all so happy the Yiling Patriarch kidnaps the Chief Cultivator on a regular basis. How can you not delight in the fact that Wei Wuxian has no shame and is revered for it? Aren’t you all thrilled, thrilled, that Lan Wangji is such good friends with Wei Wuxian that they spend so many friendly nights together and His Excellency returns like a lovesick fool afterwards and is so conveniently more agreeable?” “…” “I hate you all,” Jiang Cheng declares and stomps off.

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your name, safe in their mouth

by astrolesbian

G, 10k, Wangxian

Summary: “You’ve got a fever,” Wei Wuxian says soothingly. “You just keep still as well as you can. We’ll have you fixed up soon.” Lan Sizhui recognizes his tone—this is the voice that Wei Wuxian uses on hurt people and young children, a very calm and no-nonsense voice that has none of the mischief and cheer of the way he sounds the rest of the time. Lan Sizhui looks up and meets his eyes, and they are dark, stormy gray, muddled and concerned. “I’m all right,” he croaks. “Hush,” Wei Wuxian says, in a low croon, like someone quieting a baby. Then he blinks, and looks away, awkward. “I mean—you shouldn’t speak. You’re tired. Rest if you need to.” — lan sizhui gets sick on a night hunt. wei wuxian comforts him. they both have a lot of feelings about it.

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🔒 the cow says moo, the chicken says squawk, and the demon beast of yiling says

by Dragonskye (@chellewing)

T, 57k, Wangxian

Summary: If Lan Wangji had been asking for reasons of fame or money or power (not that he was suffering a shortage of any of those attributes) that would have been one thing. But siblings were a different story entirely. If Jiang Cheng and Yanli were sick, then Wei Wuxian probably would have done just about anything to get those flowers. "Huh," Wei Wuxian said. "Alright, you can have them." Lan Wangji's eyes went wide, and Wei Wuxian choked. "I mean-! You can have them if you become my prisoner forever!" --- In which Lan Wangji, famed Second Jade of Lan, is not actually taken captive by the fearsome Demon Beast of Yiling. But for some reason, he stays anyways.

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[chirrups]

hey fellow bird people help me, what’s up with this guy in my backyard

front facing view because genuinely ?????

[voxtechsmells]

Ah... I had this whole weekend and friday off... just to get stressed out because people apparently ask Alastor stuff now! Like when did that happen?

I'm glad Al is popular and all but holy quackers! Anyways, since Al is also starting to lose his mode because #1, he's doing all of this on what he calls 'a smaller version of Vox's face's and #2 not used to people talking to him, I had to get him a chew toy.

It's one of those weird squaking chicken things... the really annoying ones that should like they're in antagonizing pain if you poke them... Alastor was originally a bit angry about it, saying that he wasn't a dog, but once he found out about the screams...

He likes it... thanks @jonis06 for the idea... I'm making a little comic about it now... maybe I'll start posting more art along with getting Al to answer you guys! And hopefully I can let him out of his room tomorrow if he's calmed down and I'm willing to keep him in line...

Well, goodnight (for me at least) and Happy Holidays.

-Your pal, Lu Lu♡

[saephrond]

Off to find a wonderful elf in my favourite place. And kill stuff.

Oop. Found her. @rangers-arecool

"—Friendship carries us through both the brightest of days and the darkest of nights. For even the loneliest soul finds peace in companionship -- in a true friend, who stays steady like the stars.

[sssusuki]

Chicken Mhin? Kentucky Fried Mhin? Do you think they would eat fried chicken? Would they think that's cannibalism?

[pennaraptor]

many are saying this

[thebookworm0001]

I think it would be very, very funny if Matthew Mercer’s role as Manfred is similar to Alan Tudyk’s role in Moana

[spec-squared]

me last night: oh yay the dishes aren't gonna be run, I can sleep in tomorrow

chickens outside my window this morning: *wake me up an Hour Early with their incessant screaming*

we don't even have a rooster. this is their Egg Song.

[windydrawallday]

I have been busy preparing doodles for an Ask reply that kept me so hyped to answer because it made me dust off and actually make a ref for an old ass OC hahaha

Let's see after a quick snack if I can wrap them up and actually start to write the text draft for it

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

FROM FOGHORN TO FRICASSEE ON 7 INCHES -- WELCOME TO 1984, KIDS.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on the "Chicken Squawk" 7 inch vinyl EP by American hardcore punk band MILLIONS OF DEAD CHILDREN (MDC), released in 1984 under R Radical Records. 

MINI-REVIEW: "MDC deliver a funnypunk classic in “Chicken Squawk,” an uproarious C&W (Country&Western) thrash tune which belies a more serious argument for vegetarianism — it even has banjo lead breaks! On the flip, “Kleptomaniac” rates as a strong, catchy thrasher, although “Death of a Nun” suffers from lackluster performance and production values. A mandatory EP, however, and the foldout sleeve is extremely interesting and informative."

-- MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL, c. summer 1984

REVIEWER: Steve Spinali

LABEL: R Radical

ISSUE: MRR #15 • July 1984

Source: www.picuki.com/media/2978683209197657532.

[britneyshakespeare]

i love chickens so much. on a regular basis i look at mine either in the yard or from out the window and i have to turn my head away cuz im gonna cry

[c-nan]

whenever my stutter makes an appearance, i think about how nellie would bully the hell out of me lmfao

[minicy]

i gotta say, a cool $5k in my bank account would be really cool right about now

[corntort]

lectros voice is incredibly fitting dont get me wrong but also let me be very clear in saying its Not A Good "Singing" Voice

[jaydevourerofvoices]

man now i want nashville hot chicken