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thetardisisnotourdivision · 8 months ago

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I talk a lot about Nathalie on this blog but I don't mention Placide much

I have this headcanon that they're best friends. Like. Super close. Which I think is really funny given the different backgrounds, but also you can't work for Gabe for 15+ years and not make fun of him behind his back with someone.

Also I have a headcanon that they're both autistic and Placide is nonverbal but they can communicate basically just by raising their eyebrows at each other.

Idk I just think they're really cute in a platonic/sibling way.

#Can you imagine that conversation though #“I went to a good public (private) school in England and then I became a bodyguard for the Prince. I was sent here as part of a deal."#“oh cool. I spent the majority of my life hunting in caves for magic jewels. Then I met these two and they kind of adopted me.”#“So now I'm here” *shrug*#“um”#Idk I just think they'd be really funny #Also the fact that in the eng dub they're voiced by a married couple which I just think is cute #Idk I don't talk about Placide much but I do love him #I've always thought that maybe Nathalie was a bit less professional when she arrived at the Agrestes #(read: slightly feral)#so I love the idea of her arriving and Placide's just like “... Ok. I am a big brother now.”#Idk man they're just cute #miraculous theory #miraculous ladybug #nathalie sancoeur #placide #The gorilla #Hey why is there no tag for my man #Give him some love #Placide I.T.

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politemagic · 9 months ago

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everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!

edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested

#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway #i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house.#i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him #like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up #iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much.#he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺'#iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them #if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol #leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it #(they still love ii the most)#vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded #though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored #so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room #(the others definitely aren't jealous at all)#anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token vessel #sleep token ii #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #em's worshitposting

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madebypointlesswords · 2 years ago

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Merthur shenanigans after Arthur returned pt.4

Arthur's first time at Applebees: Merlin: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees Arthur: bees? Merlin: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Arthur: Wait- Employee: *reaches for a jar of bees, violently shaking it* Arthur: WAIT-

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bleue-flora · 17 days ago

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@sketchehm now that is an interesting thought…

So let’s see, if a Minecraft day is 20 minutes long and the dsmp was 933 days long then converting that to see how many Minecraft days that’d be [(933(days)x24(hours)x60(mins))/20(min)] we get 67,176 days or about 184 years. Meaning if we determined time by the Minecraft day and night cycle, the dsmp happened across a span of 184 years… lol yea that doesn’t quite work huh…

For funzies though let’s look at some other events:

L’manberg (101 days) & Techno’s imprisonment (100 days) -> around 7,200 days or almost 20 years.

Quackity visited for 83 days -> 5,976 days or over 16 years (no wonder he’s tired and bored of it lol :] )

Finally, Dream’s imprisonment (314 days) -> 22,708 days or a little over 62 years……… yikes

#did someone say more math? :D lol #to be fair it also doesn’t work because we see it change day mid conversation and mid battle so it’s safe to say it doesn’t make sense to #use as the time metric… but damn can you imagine 83 (he’s actually be older but hypothetically) year old dream escaping prison #dsmp #dream smp #dsmpblr #dreblr #flora fun facts #imagine old man Quackity torturing old man Dream… just rude lol XD that’s so funny… you think Dream gets dementia so he doesn’t even #remember Quackity’s previous session which just drives Q insane… (he doesn’t forgot the book though for obvious reasons it’s ingrained in #his mind like his name) but why Sam is mad at him he has no idea… what’s this about talking back? that doesnt sound like something he’d do #… so wild XD to think about

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shalom-iamcominghome · 5 months ago

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Question to non-crocheters:

Can you notice how many different stitch types are in this?

I ask because I'm using different stitches for certain parts of my tallit to stand out, but I'm curious how noticable it is to a relatively untrained eye, since I feel other crocheters might have a leg up over you - if you see any differences, I'm curious what you see!

#jumblr #jew by choice #jewish conversion #personal thoughts tag #tallit #this has (so far) taken me over eight hours which you still can't tell just by looking at the whole thing #this is a very zoomed-in picture to hopefully make ot easier to spot #unfortunately i am detail-oriented and i'm sure none of this will be vosible to most people especially when i wear it (g-d willing)#i always want an excuse to post this project. can you blame me. the cost alone is going to be absurd #this piece is about the size of seven whales (that are 90ft long). and i'm not even 10% done i imagine #americans will use anything but the metric system btw it's true <3 #i'm just interested in how non-crocheters look at crocheted items because i now look at crocheted things WILDLY different #hell i even look at knit so differently even though i Don't knit. i look at all fiberarts different now though...#shalom crafts

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loriache · 7 months ago

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I think Holm's sister must be studying something to do with the dungeon? It's not 100 percent clear to me but she seems to also live on the island - and if not, probably kahka brud, since holm and kabru can drop in on her fairly casually. If she does live on the island, as a scholar, a good reason to do so is if you're studying the dungeon. Maybe she is a historian of the era of the golden kingdom? Maybe she researches dungeon related magic?

The main reason I'm sure it must be something like that is that Kabru isn't in a place at the start of the story where he's devoting any energy towards relationships that don't advance his goals. There are so many people on the island who are useful to know for that reason, after all - he would probably spend the whole time with an unrelated person thinking about how he could be spending his time more productively. Not to say he doesn't ever genuinely socialise or enjoy socialising- he definitely does, but I think he needs that excuse to really devote the time that semi regular meetups at her house and letters exchanged implied. But maybe they're corresponding about her area of study, as well as being friends/lovers.

#kabru of utaya #dunmeshi #Holm's sister #og post #Do we ... know her name? I can't check the extra or world bible rn #I imagine Kabru has an expert amateur's understanding of a lot of dungeon related scholarly fields #definitely enough to converse with an expert #Though the amount of study an elf would expect before considering you an expert. Yikes.#Kabru honey dont go into the dungeon study something else. You could go to university.#In 30 years you could have an elf BA !! Then you can decide what you want to do next :)

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medicinemane · 23 days ago

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Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy

You have... very very very very very very very very smart people you know, and they're say something that not only isn't true, but literally is as opposite of the truth as it's possible to be... and you'll... gently inform them "hey, it's actually a bit more like this" and then they just kinda... go on saying literally the exact same thing

I'm not sure if it's just that... I often feel like I must be very bad at communicating, or people must just not notice/ignore a lot of what I say, but... I don't know

Like dearest friend, you've said something as absurd as... I don't know, it's hard to say without saying it, but honest to god about as absurd as saying the United States was a part of the USSR, that level of completely getting it backwards

...and it just doesn't seem to matter when I try to explain it... I legit don't even know if you read what I said

Really end up feeling like I'm going nuts sometimes

#to be clear; I don't mind people disagreeing with me (though that's not what's happened here... I don't think I came into it at all)#but all I need in order to be able to work with disagreement is just... knowing you at least heard and understood me #like if it's 'I get that you think that vanilla is a good flavor of icecream; but I really prefer chocolate'... ok; this works for me #it's that... a lot of the time it honest feels more like 'what are you talking about? vanilla isn't a flavor' where... huh?#let's take a real example; not everyone needs to agree with me on nuclear #but like... someone saying 'I get that it's way safer these days; but I still worry about waste storage'... well ok then #but if it's just like 'but it's dangerous and will explode' even after I've explained about the designs now #where there's a salt plug that with melt and drain before anything can happen; and these materials don't like to run away #...and it's not like they're asking me to back up the source; it's like I never said anything at all...#what am I supposed to do here? you feel me on that? do you start to get why I feel like I'm going crazy when that's how it often feels?#no one is obliged to agree with me but... literally just active listening would fix this... say you heard me and we're good #acknowledge that I voiced something and it's been noted #honestly... honestly my who life it's felt like I must somehow actually be invisible #...to an extent maybe I'm a figment of my own imagination; I might well be a ghost that's lonely and makes you all up #...for all the impact my actions have #or maybe literally everything I say just comes out garbled... is that it?#this post is about something very specific; but it's also about something that happens a lot with a lot of different people #on a broader scale; why is it no one else seems to be able to connect the dots #and these aren't like... conspiracy theory dots; these are like russia buys drones from Iran; therefore russia and Iran are partners #that's the kind of dots I'm talking about connecting; please tell me that's not a conspiracy theory to you... it seems plain to me #I don't know... I really don't... I don't think much I say will ever have any impact anywhere on anyone #...honestly a good 90% of the time people don't even respond to what I say #not like my posts here; I mean direct in dms or whatever; I'll say stuff and it's just silence or a new subject #again; across multiple people; it's common... it's... I think it happens more often than it doesn't #I can instantly name 4 conversations with 4 different people that's happened with lately #and that's not counting the 3 where I know the reason why it's happened #I really am something unfit to live; the evidence is endless #mm tag so i can find things later

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years ago

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I’m choosing to no longer view immediate/very early fuck ups in reading cues in conversation as frustrating failures but instead as speed run records. I messed something up only 2 sentences in? Give me a medal and next time I’ll make it the 1st sentence I’m always improving making strides the world wishes they could bungle it like me I’m a champion

#actually autistic #social cues #shitpost #embracing the fact that no matter how hard I try sometimes I’m still going to say the complete wrong thing #choosing to laugh about it #though I’ll cry about it from time to time #but I’m living my entire life with me by my side and we’re going to find joy in ourselves okay?#yes this post is because I fucked up reading context like 15 seconds into a conversation #and wanted to bang my head against a wall #but you know what I’m just a speed run champion #misunderstanding and saying completely wrong shit faster than you can imagine #it’s a skill and i should be celebrated for it

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trash-bin-ary · 2 months ago

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I can go on that ramble about the future and housing and aromanticism though now. It’s like man, the future is already something that is so inconceivable to me. To then have the sexuality that does not allow me to slot in the cookie cutter you find a romantic partner that you end up moving in with is terrible. And like In this economy I sure can’t live alone, and I know at least when I’m sick I desperately want someone to be there. And then there’s I’m likely to move around a bunch how do you deal with that housing, other than the work having paid housing. like constantly having to find somewhere that’s looking for roommates and it isn’t terrible? And then long term, when I find a job I stay at for a while (that’s remote so I’d love to live in a remote place) is it like I find a place to stay and then I’m stuck there forever and I just have to hope that I make good friends at this new place. (Friends that don’t want to live exclusively with a romantic partner no less.) I want to live with close friends so bad and I’m not sure if that’s a feasible thing for my future. I’m a person that has so much hope so I have to assume that yes it will work out, I do believe that. But man just hearing someone mention it, sparks that hope.

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chloecherrysip · 2 years ago

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All right, I am at the point where I think I'm just gonna upload my post-movie fic in three or four separate parts/chapters because this fic has officially become TOO long (like, i am not done yet but it might top out at 15,000+ words - i know. I KNOW!!!!) and the thought of posting it all at once like that is a totally normal, not unhinged number of words to make someone read in one sitting is starting to Stress Me Out. Maybe that will be annoying but y'know what, people with comics do it and I gotta stop overthinking this.

This means I should have the first part to share sometime over the next couple of days, if I don't chicken out. :]

#can you tell i'm at a point in the writing journey where i'm just second-guessing everything i've ever done and resisting the urge #to throw it all out even though i know realistically that would be a bad idea lolol #'what is even happening in this fic to make it so ungodly long?' you may ask #AND BRO I COULDN'T TELL YOU IF I TRIED #THEY'RE JUST TALKING #i just like details and long conversations and slow-burns when it comes to characters Struggling with Things #also it's fun to just write mario and luigi talking to each other and teasing and messing around and being silly :)#i just imagine it as such a nice lived-in comfort that they missed so SO badly over the past couple of days :) :) :)#also it's dawning on me while writing that mario is at that level of tired where everything feels #Heavy and Sad and luigi is at the next tier of tired where everything has become Sorta Funny and that is a chaotic combination

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vampirehizzies · 4 months ago

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i think we need to invent something that just makes a buzzer sound every time someone disparages the quality of their own fic/says "it's not that good/writing will get better soon" in THEIR OWN SUMMARY like it is literally basic common sense/marketing that you do not criticize what you yourself are putting out in the space (summary box) designed to make people want to read it

#can you imagine if commercials for products said ''oh our internet/tampons/medication aren't that good'' THEN NO ONE WOULD USE IT #they stand to lose money while fic writers only lose readers BUT STILL #it endlessly frustrates me when people say that in their own fic summary HAVE CONFIDENCE AND FAITH AND BELIEF IN YOURSELF #like sometimes maybe a fic really *isn't* good (subjective). it HAPPENS #but you get better with PRACTICE not by being self deprecating #anna speaks #fanfiction #fandom #ao3 #fanfic writing #writing tag #it's okay to be insecure/doubtful of what you create it is a very HUMAN feeling #but there are other ways to voice this concern #private conversations/vent posts on tumblr/etc etc #putting ''hey i think my fic is bad'' in your ao3 fic summary box is extremely unproductive though!!!!!!

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brionysea · 1 year ago

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did mike decide to base "what a mike who's attracted to girls and in love with el would say" off of dustin being like "obviously max is awesome, i don't have to say one word to her to know this, mike, look at her!" when max and dustin never dated because dustin's the only person mike's ever complained to about love at first sight (specifically towards a girl) not making sense to him and who then tried to explain what being attracted to girls is like as if it's going to make any sense to his bestie. oh honey

#the way the entire #(og)#(there's a distinction between og party and expanded party)#party heard mike call love at first sight ridiculous #they're all so smart but so stupid #put two and two together lads #he's dying out here #stranger things #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #st posting #can you imagine dustin and mike having one of those conversations where they're like WAIT so THIS is what attraction is like for you????#i can #and i kinda need a fic of it now #even though me and my whole 'not being attracted to anything' deal couldn't relate #at ALL

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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me everytime I am preparing a meal with multiple elements I have to balance so they all finish cooking at the same time: Wow this is just like the 2009 hit Nintendo Wii game 'Food Network: Cook Or Be Cooked'

#or like if I'm making two things and one finishes cooking before the other and has to sit there and get cold #in my brain it's always like 'tsk tsk.. they would deduct points from my score for that' hjhjb #one of those instances of game mechanics imprinting onto your brain. kind of like imagining sims interaction moodlets in irl conversations #i LOVE the game though it's so fun. I've never even heard of it before I just found it by the dumpster in a box of other old wii #games someone was apparently discarding and picked it up due to my interest in cooking shows and stuff #I like having to time things and all the little actions you can do. though sad that there's so little recipes #you can unlock the whole game in like a day or something. I think if I had more time and social energy to actually talk in forums or be par #of a 'community' - I think looking into the type of stuff where people mod wii games and etc. would be very very cool #Wii is my favorite console and so much of the time I am always like 'grrr.. they dont make new games.. and this one game is very cool #but imagine if these 5 improvments were made to it! it would be SO much cooler!' etc.#Like being able to download new custom recipes/levels for Cook or Be Cooked lol #Modding wii sports resort the same way that some people mod skyrim and build entirely new games out of it #with new quests and etc. Like just.. create your own sports.. RPG mode.. use the already existing archery assets and etc. to have a mode #where you can just free roam around the map shooting at enemies and stuff ghhjbjh #WHICH I WOULD LOVE DEARLY..#I dont realyl like combat in games but idk I'd make an exception.. whatever.. I just want to play more in the Wii World #I have the soul of one of those people who builds all their own computers and 3D prints custom frames to transplant their 3DS into and #has like all special 'hacked' phones and wii mods and customizes everything and etc. etc. like.. 100% my exact personality and preferences #HOWEVER I just simply do not have the money or physical energy/time to get onto projects like that #The best I can hope for is one day having a close friend who does that so I can maybe use their 3D printer every once in a while or we both #collaborate on some wii modding project or etc. but I just couldn't on my own.. I already have too much stuff going on.. Have to make #compromises due to lack of money + low energy + busy. Like I could never build my own phone. I could save up for a teracube phone #or something so it's better and more repairable than all these dumbass modern phones you cant even take the backs off of. but that's probab #y the best I could do lol. ANYWAY.. Especially wii customization. I could get really into that.. I saw a picture one time of someone who #made like a semi transparent case for theirs kind of like the famous purplish see through gameboy color case but for a wii.. which is.. aAA #yearning crying sobbing etc. etc. so on and so forth

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kyouka-supremacy · 2 years ago

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bruh

#My life is such a joke #I got into bsd because I liked this girl. to later learn she was straight up homophobe #... and obsessed with Dazai #which is the funniest way I ever got into a fandom ever tbh. can you imagine liking bsd and BEING HOMOPHOBE like. how????????????#On the other hand she disliked Chuuya so I guess that explains it...#Fast forward to a year later another girl from my dorm I'm hanging out quite a bit these days I really enjoy the company of asked me who–#was on my phone background #(which... I just realized... is exactly *precisely* the same way I found out the other girl liked bsd–#and started talking about it with her... Okay that's odd)#And I told her - super awkwardly because there's a huge huge stigma for people who watch anime here -#“ahah it's a character from an anime. bsd. don't bother though the anime is bad”#Okay. I thought it would have ended there #TWO DAYS AFTER THIS EVENING SHE. SHE COMES AT ME WITH “oh I actually watched a few episodes from the anime you mentioned!”#“I skipped through half of them though.”#“I really like the suicidal dude!!”#—#girl.#GIRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #My life literally IS the biggest joke ever. HOW. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. the chances?????#And the conversation happened while watching Sanremo which is exactly when I would use to talk about bsd with my other friend a year ago!#C'mon! It's such a joke!#Cmooooonnn I'm going insane over this #Whatever this new girl is super friendly and has such a beautiful beautiful smile I hope I can hang out with her more.#I'm sorry our schedules don't match a lot she always has meals super early... Uhm.........#random rambles #Kyotag stops being a magnet for Dazai stans challenge #It's funny a colleague from university who casually watched the anime too ALSO loves Dazai #I get he's popular and pretty but like. No actually I don't get it sorry #Also I'm usually super polite with people so I'm there like “Oh yeah 😄 His character is very... fascinating 😊 ”

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overworked-bookworm · 1 year ago

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#my therapist told me to be friends with ONLY people who actually like me #and referenced my friends from HS I reconnected with and then had it blow up #and we traced it alllllll back to my complex trauma from my father and how I feel like I have to earn care #which was NOT a fun conversation #but had the byproduct of me realizing the emotion I’ve felt about Kit and Hailey and the other two is just PURE resentment #like how dare they treat me like that #how dare they handle me with anything other than care and affection and try to call themselves my friend #resentment is a whole lot easier for me to work with than any other emotion #everything else makes me feel like it’s my fault #but even though resentment is a poison it’s an easier one to swallow than self-blame #personal #anyway sometimes my Scorpio energy really comes through and every day I’m a little less clinically delusional #I’ve been talking to this guy who flirts in a very similar way that Kit did with me and it’s a lot easier for me to navigate when I’m not…#…fucking psychotic and hearing voices. imagine that.#also he’s nicer to me than Kit was sooooo he can go to hell #also I saw a tarot reader and I was asking about general life advice and she went ‘he’s coming back’ and I went ‘what’#and she lifted up the emperor [which was Kit’s card] and said ‘whoever he was? he’s coming back’ and I SWEAR TO GOD if I hear from him again #Cole had the decency to disappear after he broke up with his girlfriend he ditched me for #Kit is like the mold that keeps getting worse the deeper you go #anyway his mom watches all of my stories which I do think is very funny #should I unfriend the entire family and not think about this anymore? yeah probs #but my therapist said not to unfriend anyone and just sort it out #I have 20 minutes every day to stew and the time is up now friends

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girls-and-honey · 2 years ago

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Hiya honey girl!

How are you doing? ♥️

I feel gay today, and I don’t have anyone to vent to, so it’s gonna be you I’m afraid

I feel so gay, I spent half the day looking longingly in the distance, and *sighing* wishfully

Do you ever feel like that?

Last week I bought a red rose from a dude in the street and offered it to a beautiful lady singer in a bar, and even if I don’t particularly want to see her again, it still felt good to do something chivalrous and lesbiany you know?

I like living my life on my own, but some days I wish I could do those romantic things with somebody, like holding hands and cuddling, and walking along the river, and maybe kissing a little.

Even if I’m happy by myself, sometimes I still yearn for the day I’ll have my own lady to offer my roses to 🥺

inkaaaa hi hi <3

I'm doing pretty good, in drastic need of a weekend. almost there!

!!! gay vents are always welcome here! oh to look longingly into the distance whilst sighing wishfully...

do I ever feel like that YES absolutely in fact while pondering my response I did just that asjdfkl okay I might ramble in the tags but yeah completely relate to be happy with life on my own but sometimes wishing it wasn't just me yeah I'm definitely going to ramble in the tags

offering a beautiful lady a rose I'm 🥺🥺 sometimes you just have to indulge in chivalrous lesbiany actions this is unavoidable. manifesting this for you, I hope all your rose offering yearnings come true!

#this is so sweet and very relatable alksdfjs #only opting to ramble in the tags instead of the response bc I feel like this is going to get long lol you've been warned #but yeah. definitely do feel the happy by myself but sometimes wish I could be sharing that time with others #sometimes if i'm watching tv I'll wonder what new shows or movies I'd be watching if someone else was here #instead of the same eight shows I just watch on rotation all year (this is bc I like them btw. it's just hard to watch new shows #without external motivation to do so)#or when I'm working on the blanket that's been in progress almost two years. I wonder if I'd be making it in someone else's favorite colors #lot of little thoughts like this. some are fleeting and others I tend to get stuck on a bit or overthink #like breakfast for example. would I eat breakfast more consistently if I was also making it for someone else? what if they prefer to eat #the same thing every day? i need variety but I could make sure we always have their favorite fruit or put their cereal box out to make it #easier. or if getting the cereal out is part of their routine i can make sure their favorite bowl is always clean #i find myself wondering which of my mugs would be their favorite? which of theirs would be my favorite?#yeah i'm an acts of service person can you tell. also quality time... can you imagine the shared floor time conversations #a lot of the time I picture myself doing the exact same thing like watching tv and playing switch or practicing music or even working #the biggest different is just that someone else would also be here doing their own thing #to scroll tumblr in silence from the same couch... sending each other posts even though we're both right there. I do miss that #even chores would be more fun and go quicker I think. racing to see if they can do the dishes faster than I can fold and hang laundry #tidying and putting our things together in shared spaces. seeing them side by side just like we are #making the bed together and putting each of our stuffed animals on our own side #or maybe I'd just make it so they have one less thing to worry about #I think i've exposed myself enough alskdfj but there are quite literally hundreds more where those came from #anyway who wants to admit they have a crush on me (kidding) (ish)#asks #oops after posting this is looks like way more tags than I thought it would sorry anyone who made it this far

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