#Calling an Audible

[security-alert-woo-woo-woo-woo]

[mo-mode]

Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible

It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE

[necrolacrymans]

TPOF's memelord mode is actual gold (Derek's route edition)

+ Bonus Tom being the delicate angel he is

[meowsticmarvels]

hey. so. i was watching strohl's follower ranks bc idk when im gonna be able to avtually afford metaphor. what the fuck chat is he okay. guy who has so so many problems

[merakisphere]

Orbi Loops has always been a small project of mine tucked away in the corner of my Etsy shop where nobody browses, but lately l've seen reviews come in saying, "This is the best fidget tool I have ever used!", and "Tickles my brain like no other stim has before!"

Got me thinking, hmm maybe people actually do enjoy it...

Long story short, I was trying to find ways to use up the thousands of extra beads I have from my Fidget Bloom fidget bracelets. I reflected deeply on what I love about sensory toys and determined that they are: satisfying audible sound, tactile/haptic, and very importantly, continuous motion.

I developed Orbi-Loops as kind of like a rattle toy for teens and adults. We all played with some form of rattle toys when we were infants, why stop?

If you like fidget toys, or use stim tools in your everyday life, I encourage you to check out my handmade Orbi-Loops and browse the hundreds of reviews I received from people who've shared their experience. If you have any questions, please don't be afraid to ask. :)

[thelatealek]

he lost me reeaally quick

[ganondoodle]

just to get this out again though

zelda lore is dead to me and i have never hated the sonau (zonai) more than now, shoved literally into everything, all the way into skyward sword, if that is even canon still

i hate this stupid ass book (masterworks 2.0) before its even out, if that is whats on no more than 4 pages (-take it with a grain of salt, just repeating what i have seen- hylia made the stupid magic pebbles and gave them the sonau, they lived since skyward sword at least, possible triforce and skyward sword retcon, totk gan being the literal first gan(?) and rauru being the literal first king of hyrule(???) and also the gerudo having been their own established COUNTRY, thus making raurus goal to take them over too even WORSE together with how ganondorf is meant to be seen, AND it possibly meaning that totks past was actually that far back to the literal beginiing of the timeline even though it looks 1to1 like botw even which SUCKS on more ways than one- (edit: ALSO NONE of botw seemed to lead up to anything like that, totk was supposed to a DLC and it shows and yet they do this with its lore????the fuck are they smokin?? botw was a neat like soft reboot that leads to like, a new kind of zelda without changing the past, then they do THIS literally brute force it back to the literal start?? as if totk couldnt get more seperate from botw) ) what else are they gonna fuck with on the lot of other pages, i cant WAIT to find out!

they can shove their weird sonau obsession elsewhere, didnt think my hatred for totk could get even worse, id have happily locked it away and out of my memory as possible at some point but i guess you cant escape it anywhere bc they are literally everywhere apparently weehooo!

(my franchise now)

[sainzinnorris]

somedays im okay. the other days i remember that interview clip of lando calling daniel ric “ carlos ” and how daniel goes about to say “ their friendship was a little more than friendship ” , lando agreeing to that statement. and when the interviewer goes like “ a proper bromance, it was cute. 🤭” , lando norris has the nerve to correct her and say “ a lot more actually ”....and i'm spiralling to watch carlando compilations all over again.

[schneckmag]

Oh what the fucking SHIT. Never seen anyone mention Nikto's 'canon face'

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

guys i found Jupiter his names is Jayybeech on YouTube

[fagm0m]

OOC POST

i need sloppy disgusting sweaty violent gay sex with my boyfriend slapping his tits biting his neck growling in their ear while he begs me to fuck into his boycunt harder. it has officially been a year since I've been balls deep inside him and that is an issue that needs to be rectified the moment we meet again.

[evilhorse]

When you have seconds to choose, Barda, you call an audible.

(Absolute Power #3)

[kafka-pilled]

did glados praising you for being such an excellent test subject in portal make you so horny that you failed the final chamber at first because you were obedient and stayed in the incinerator or are you normal

[gomzdrawfr]

Zero thoughts except Price whispering and muttering things to Raven effortlessly to watch her get flustered then melt

[ratcandy]

every day i am forced to go on unnecessary sidequests

[aroaessidhe]

my aunt came around today (who I haven't properly talked to in a year or two, somehow) and eventually mentioned how she'd started getting more into (scifi) audiobooks and. I proceeded to recommend books for the next half hour (and am making a list. and also introducing her to libby)