#Calling an Audible

[nekrosmos]

Nik taking a little break after working on his helo all morning 🔧​🚁

[security-alert-woo-woo-woo-woo]

[necrolacrymans]

TPOF's memelord mode is actual gold (Derek's route edition)

+ Bonus Tom being the delicate angel he is

[mo-mode]

Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible

It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE

[meowsticmarvels]

hey. so. i was watching strohl's follower ranks bc idk when im gonna be able to avtually afford metaphor. what the fuck chat is he okay. guy who has so so many problems

[thelatealek]

he lost me reeaally quick

[merakisphere]

Orbi Loops has always been a small project of mine tucked away in the corner of my Etsy shop where nobody browses, but lately l've seen reviews come in saying, "This is the best fidget tool I have ever used!", and "Tickles my brain like no other stim has before!"

Got me thinking, hmm maybe people actually do enjoy it...

Long story short, I was trying to find ways to use up the thousands of extra beads I have from my Fidget Bloom fidget bracelets. I reflected deeply on what I love about sensory toys and determined that they are: satisfying audible sound, tactile/haptic, and very importantly, continuous motion.

I developed Orbi-Loops as kind of like a rattle toy for teens and adults. We all played with some form of rattle toys when we were infants, why stop?

If you like fidget toys, or use stim tools in your everyday life, I encourage you to check out my handmade Orbi-Loops and browse the hundreds of reviews I received from people who've shared their experience. If you have any questions, please don't be afraid to ask. :)

[vqrkll]

Lakeview Squad...

[sainzinnorris]

somedays im okay. the other days i remember that interview clip of lando calling daniel ric “ carlos ” and how daniel goes about to say “ their friendship was a little more than friendship ” , lando agreeing to that statement. and when the interviewer goes like “ a proper bromance, it was cute. 🤭” , lando norris has the nerve to correct her and say “ a lot more actually ”....and i'm spiralling to watch carlando compilations all over again.

[schneckmag]

Oh what the fucking SHIT. Never seen anyone mention Nikto's 'canon face'

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

guys i found Jupiter his names is Jayybeech on YouTube

[labyrinthinefeline]

I am so freakin' happy right now! My husband is amazing and knows how to make me a puddle of joy!

(Video: Yours truly)

[Music: Yes, that is Johnny singing. No, it's not mine.]

[artuurle]

When you try to make a character folder on ur phone but 90% of the art in the tag is urs so theres only 40 something images in the folder XC. Dedication to the blorbo insane.

[russell-crowe]

rhod gilbert’s work experience: paranormal investigator

[pestopastaenjoyer]

how can u hate sam winchester this is literally him

[evilhorse]

When you have seconds to choose, Barda, you call an audible.

(Absolute Power #3)