#Caledfwlch

[logicalcalamity]

A redraw of when Dave got Caledfwlch, to use as proxy art for a human soldier token in my Homestuck proxy commander deck.

[tournamentstuck]

On review, this tournament seems a bit convoluted. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

!! Freshest Artifact To Get Into Hands With Intent Of Harm !!

This is the masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Due to the size and diversity of weapons in Homestuck I have divided the tournament into pools. This is so we dont have two swords or two hammers or two assault rifles for the finals so on so forth. To keep track of pools with more than one round of brackets, these pool-brackets will now be called Acts. If a Pool doesn't have more than one Act it will not be refereed to with one.

--Round One Pool One Act OneCutlass of Zillywair VS Occam's Razor

Bec Noir's Body Sword Thing VS Human Pornography Sword

Caledfwlch VS Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete

Shitty Ninja Sword VS Unbreakable Katana

sord VS Bait and Switchblade

Scarlet Ribbitar VS Regisword

Royal Deringer VS Ancestral Awakening Sword

Saber Rattle VS Caledscratch

--Round One Pool Two Act One

MSPA Standard Issue Pistol VS Doc Scratch's Magnum

Calliope's Magnum VS Flintlock Pistols

Flintlocks of Zillyhau VS Golden Pistols

Fin's Fiveshooter VS Twin M9 Berettas

--Round One Pool Three

Jade's Newspaper VS Diamond Droog's Newspaper

--Round One Pool Four

Suitarangs VS Sollux's Throwing Stars

--Round One Pool Five Act One

Quills Of Echidna VS Thorns of Oglogoth

Thistles Of Zillywich VS Needlewands

Cue Needles VS Knitting Needles

--Round One Pool Six

Equius's Fists VS Roxy's Fists

--Round One Pool Seven Act One

Ψdon's Entente VS HIC's Double Trident

Meenah's Double Trident VS Brainfork

--Round One Pool Eight

Clubs Deuce VS Table Leg

--Round One Pool Nine

White Wand VS Empiricist's Wand

--Round One Pool Ten Act One

Broken Caledscratch VS Broken Royal Deringer

Broken Scarlet Ribbitar VS Broken Caledfwich

--Round One Pool Eleven Act One

Sledgehammer VS Warhammer Of Zillyhoo

Pogo Hammer VS Wrinklefucker

Pop-A-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer VS Claw Hammer

Fear No Anvil VS Telescopic Sassacrusher

--Round One Pool Twelve Act One

Battlespork of Zillywut VS Skaia War Fork

Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000 VS Red Skaia War Fork

--Round One Pool Thirteen

Kanaya's Chainsaw VS Demonbane Ragripper

--Round One Pool Fourteen Act One

Fiduspear VS Jousting Lance

Cigarette Holder VS Daggerlance

--Round One Pool Fifteen Act One

Registickle VS Homes Smell Ya Later

Sickle VS Clawsickle

--Round One Pool Sixteen Act One

Green Sun Scepter VS Walking Can

Dragon Cane VS Gold Scepter

Black Scepter VS Spear Cane

Cast Iron Horse Hitcher VS Bull Penis Cane

--Round One Pool Seventeen

Con Air Bunny VS Liv Tyler

--Round One Pool Eighteen

Claw Gloves VS Action Claws

--Round One Pool Nineteen Act One

Ahab's Crosshairs VS Girl's Best Friend

Black Rifle VS Green Sun Streetsweeper

Harpoon Gun VS Proton Canon

Laser Gun VS Hunting Rifle

LE's AR VS Crockercorp Appearifier Rifle

Gold Rifle VS Blunderbuss of Zillywigh

Mom's Rifle VS Blunderbuss

DD's AK VS DD's AR

Previous Rounds Below The Break!

there arent any yet lol

[gawrkin]

Excalibur in the Welsh Tradition

From Encyclopedia of Mythological Objects, by Theresa Bane

Below is an excerpt of the original text and a translation describing Llenlleawg's slaughter of Diwrnach:

Swung it in a circle" Hmmmmm. I looked at some other translations:

The Mabinogion, by Gwyn Jones

The Mabinogi and Other Medieval Welsh Tales by Patrick K. Ford

It does seem like Excalibur has the capability to destroy an entire army

Preiddu Annwn

Dream of Rhonabwy

[kevinornokevin]

[moon-touched-vn]

Arthur (armor)

[negreabsolut]

La Dama del llac dóna Escàlibor al rei Artús. Dibuix d'Alfred Kappes; 1880.

[clancarruthers]

THE SWORD OF RHYDDERCH HAEL - CLAN CARRUTHERS CCIS

THE SWORD OF RHYDDERCH HAEL   ‘Dyrnwyn (‘White-Hilt), the sword of Rhydderch the Generous: if a well-born man drew it himself, it burst into flame from its hilt to its tip. And everyone who used to ask for it would receive it; but because of this peculiarity everyone used to reject it. And therefore he was called Rhydderch the Generous.’   The Thirteen Treasures of the Island of Britain I draw…

[conceptofjoy]

i still think dirk is an american scottish and or welsh guy. he doesnt know it but dave was close to getting it which is why alpha dave thought it was funny to name him mf DIRK. he dodged the silly accents accusations by a hair’s breadth

look inward bro

[knights-unwelcommentary]

King Arthur's dating Jesus in homestuck

[ceaselesssong]

I ran out of tags

I’ve created a Homestuck Family Tree.

Some observations:

- Harry Anderson is both Yiffanys cousin and Uncle, and while he’s not Technically dating Tavros the whole affair verges on incestuous, as Tavros is Harry’s Uncle. Not that incest is much of a problem in Homestuck. But.

- Through a few leaps in logic, Jade is siblings with a Sword, a Cat, and Doc Scratch.

- I have no idea how to categorize Calliopes relationship to Doc Scratch. She’s sort of… part of him. If Doc Scratch inherits unclehood from Hal, would he inherit siblinghood from Caliborn.

Now, time to tag all 53 characters

[tournamentstuck]

Masterpost

[a-cat-in-toffee]

[ofglories]

He wonders what it would be like to talk to swords.

Not that it would help with Caledfwlch. The sword and him are one and the same, one soul split into two beings. And all that.

[kevinornokevin]

[ecto-biologist]

Call me caledfwlch the way I'm a useless piece of shit

[negreabsolut]

Escàlibor, per Sylvester0102. [font]