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Was hoping to use a creature with myriad to represent non-god tier Dave, but these seem to be the only decent ones available in Aragorn, the Uniter's colours.

Duke Ulder Ravengard works for mostly human tribal, but it gives another creature myriad instead of itself.

Hammers of Moradin is fine as well as it gives itself myriad and taps one creature of each opponent, which can be fluffed as locking them in time, almost like a pseudo stun, but it isn't a human and as such doesn't really work well for mostly human tribal.

And Wyrm's Crossing Patrol is fine as it has myriad and is a human, but it's only a 1/1. Granted, it only costs one white mana to cast, but I was hoping for a little more power and toughness. Though maybe that could work well for a 13 year old child?

If anyone else has any good ideas for non-god tier Dave in WURG colours, I'd be happy to hear them.

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what the fuck is that

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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booby by SPiNDLE

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me flirting: you're a fucking idiot and I'm gonna fight you

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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Tessa Violet

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Home

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skyrim isn't really even a game to me anymore it's like a bar with several health code violations that knows my order every time i come over and i swear i'll kick the habit and stop coming around but i still come back whenever it gets a bit chilly and need someplace to warm my bones

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Fishing in Whiterun, on the shore of the Sea of Ghosts, and somewhere in Eastmarch