Hey, I'm Steph (or Pawn/Prawn, PawnRenegade Goblin, LogicalCalamity or whatever else) and this is my little corner of the internet. Artist. Foodie. Gamer. Dungeon Master. Goblin Lover. I frequently get angry while playing Apex Legends. Very sweary. Homestuck for life. 37 / UK / He/Him | Discord | Steam | Spotify | Instagram | Ko-fi | My Tags: | My Art | My WIPs | | MTG Proxy Art | Goblin Art |
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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.
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Love future Dave chiding Terezi like you fucked up so bad I'm a bird guy now.
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head canon that absolutely no one asked for: FANGS!!
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders




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Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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The Dad Milker will extract from any unwilling to donate their seed directly to the Bucket Nuns.
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betas: let it keep happening.
yehaw progressing on shit for tshirts again
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