#Cake rambles

[fullofcake]

So ill over some middle-aged men (jayvik) that I might have to buckle down and write fanfiction (something I have never done despite consuming copious amounts of it)

I've even dreamt up situations of these men (my roommate got to suffer with me bc I told them all of my big brain jayvik ideas) (I have a running note of these dumbass men)

Anyways, would anybody here even be interested in my jayvik brain soup?

This is me with these men!

[chocolate-cake-enthusiast]

Who is my favorite Hermit?

[cakepoppresent]

And if I said Vaghun is into feet? He fantasizes about Veronica using her feet to make him bust a nut. With her toes painted white preferably with sheer stockings while she wears her work outfit. Maybe with a tight pencil skirt.

[blessedshortcake]

COTL swap au (more like Goat au but alas) where the crowns are the same but instead Shamura kinda just fucks up a little too hard. More under the cut since this is very underdeveloped so im rambling <3

They know the prophecy and stuff and so once Narinder is like trying out his resurrection ritual they give him the think no evil treatment. Or maybe not that but injures him severely enough that he cant do that anymore and everyone else is like wtf Shamura hes our brother whatd he do???

Anyway domino effect where Shamura tries desperately to explain why they did what they did but people think/see that they went a liiiittle mad trying to prevent the erasure of the old faith so the gang bands together to sorta kill them but not? Havent decided yet but they get put in timeout somewhere locked up. They injure their siblings in their rage, because why cant they see that theyre just trying to help them?!

In their inprisonment they are alone. They dont get 2 kids to raise like Narinder had but instead I thought what if they had like a bunch of their followers whever theyre trapped with them? Narinder keeps sacrificing his most favored followers (and i like to think that Narinder had many cattle animals as followers) or perhaps Shamuras still alive and beliveing ones? Also undecided but Narinder sends them his gifts in form of sacrificed followers for company.

Shamura cant resurrect people hence my first issue with that idea but alas the Goat is 100% a gift from Narinder in this one. How idk yet but eventually they band together with Shamura for revenge and for the destruction of their siblings. Because after a 1000 years of time to think about the sourness of betrayal from their own kin they raised themself they decide the most fitting punishment is to actually erase the old faith. The goat as one of their most devoted is more than on board with that.

Anyway watch when the goat comes out that theyre just like some rando from an au where the old faith is all dead and the crowns need reclaiming or smt. Lol

Okay thats it for now peace out

[cakebird-art]

Petition to bring back Sonic Boom for a third season and add Stone 😔

[philicheesecake]

Where all my They/It peoples at?

(I just realized my bio didn’t have my it/its pronouns in there too pdjflfhfkf)

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

If I was a vampire, and I did a Louis and for some reason had 1 human meal a week, it would probably be the four flavoured slice gâteau I bought. The flavours are essentially white chocolate and strawberry, morello cherry and chocolate, chocolate, and marzipan because Christmas cake can f### off.

You have to assemble them into a circle, but I'm probably just going to eat them.

[rockster1212]

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[cloudstrifereal]

just finished rewatching season 1 of bnha with a friend. we both hadn’t seen it since we were 11/12 (so like. 6/7 years.) and honestly?? its SO GOOD. bnha is so good when u dont have a bitch in ur ear reminding you about the fandom’s sins LMAO

[pumpkinickel]

crying i saw someone in the replies who lost a friend because said friend got really into good omens, and they got into an argument because replier called good omens queer baiting

[macabrecake]

AYO CAKE THAT PROMPT YOU JUST POSTED, CHEF'S KISS 👌

AGDGJAHS THANK YOU 😭

[fleshdyk3]

house we need to cure this patient

[chocolate-cake-enthusiast]

chat chat chat chat chat chat chat—

omg I need so much help rn it is 1:08 am in the moringg adn uh Glen Powell OH MY GOSHSHHHSH

Like him as Tyler Owen’s in Twisters ahahsgahshsjhshdj help my brain has been rewired I swear please Lord please—

WHY IS THIS MAN SO ATTRACTIVE IVE FALLEN INTO THE BANDWAGON HE IS THE PLOT AGHDJDKSJDUDJ

IVE BEEN OBSESSED BEFORE BUT I THINK THIS HAS GOTTEN PAST MY ETHO OBSESSION

he’s so hottttt I canttt and I’m the only one awake and I can’t see and it’s dark and oh my gosshhhhhh “don’t face your fears, ride em” yeS SIR

[cakepoppresent]

I need the pic of Kendrick and Beyonce with their Grammys in my game. Making a poster so it can hang up in Xavier's room or something

[blessedshortcake]

Hi welcome to one of the most mundane irl life stuff im gonna post but i have two (2) aprons for work i have to wash myself and one of the two just.... stained completely blue after washing them. Like

The camera doesnt do the colors justice (also this is my first image description so im sorry if it wasnt completely accurate i tried) and im just very confused why or how this is possible????

[cakebird-art]

It’s so weak when people turn Eggman into a skinny mobian. Like, Big is right there. Use him as reference, coward…