#CRAB LORDS
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ALL HAIL THE CRAB LORDS
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thank you so much whoever you are dhfbajhsgdvfghasvdf i love it
#CRAB LORDS#I also kinda love how tumblr chose a crab to be its 'animal'#like twitter had birds and devart had llamas but Tumblr has the crab#the weird little crab that walks sideways#always a little different to the animals around it#just walkin sideways instead of forwards like everyone else#idk it kinda fits the vibe of the people here lmao
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Their gossip session is either about planning to kill you or just making fun of you falling to your death. (especially when you're fighting Margit and fell off a cliff. Just As Planned.) There is no in between.
(CALL ME A TRUE BELIEVER IN OMEN TWINS GOSSIP SESSION. THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER BUT IK THEY CANNOT STOP YAPPING WHEN THEY MEET. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. I NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM YAPPING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.) hello back to normal bark bark.
#elden ring#elden ring fanart#morgott the omen king#mohg lord of blood#art#my art#i forgot to post it here#They are siblings and I say they talk to each other a lot but they will deny that.#They have a reputation to uphold#Mohg says: I just saw Tarnished shooting my bird farming 10k runes and rolled to their death.#Morgott say: Deserved. They are born stupid after all. Anyway I bought boiled crabs.#Morgott trash talked us a lot but if fromsoft let Mohg yep it's joever for us.
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There are a lot of times someone can hear the same pun and not decide that violence against the inspiring advertisement is the Correct option.
In this very particular situation, and for this very particular bread pun, the upper limit to tolerance turned out to be 164 loops.
#isat#isat odile#in stars and time#odile looping and being REAL normal about it! Promise!#lord i hate it when its like AFTER posting that i figure out 'hey! i'm inspired to draw for this now!'#like WHERE WAS THIS IDEA BEFORE HAND#eh whatever such is how the cookie crumbles i guess#this chapter HAUNTED me#nearly as much as the crabs haunted odile#(She did ask nicely to borrow Siffrin's knife first and gave it back just as politely afterwards for the record)#my art#like a wheel ever turning au
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Elladan: Crab fact time! Ada, what's a random crab fact?
Elrond: One of your grandfathers is a crab.
Galadriel: Excuse me?
#Bonus points if he says this in Valinor and no one can go looking for said crab#lotr#lord of the rings#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#incorrect quotes#elrond#lotr elrond#elrond peredhel#elladan#lotr elladan#galadriel#lotr galadriel#maglor#crablor
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Still fricken love the losers
#pirates of the caribbean#potc fanart#potc#buckets art#captain jack sparrow#davy jones#lord cutler beckett#cutler beckett#crab#c r a b
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I was rereading the earlier princess fics and got to the part where Hunter says, "You sound just like him," and it made me feel like I ate lava. HOW did he not realize how that would sound??? (Not a criticism of your writing, I just want to shake him.)
LMAO. truly the worst possible thing he could say in that situation. hey luz, i know you just realized our guardian has been physically abusing me for our whole lives and you're having a crisis about it but could you, like, be less like said guardian?? for two seconds??
in Complete Fairness to him, though, it's in response to luz saying "if i can fall apart around you then i can keep it together around everyone else." god only knows how many times belos told hunter "if i can take out my anger/frustration/upset on you then i won't hurt your sister anyone else."
like. totally reasonable for hunter to be like "that's not gonna FUCKING WORK, luz." given that obviously belos HAS been taking out his frustration on her. somehow. in ways she won't tell hunter.
which brings me to the other thing.... you could write this exact same ask about luz. girl just realized her boy has been taking physical abuse for years because he thinks that's the best way to protect her and she won't explain what's going on?? or do Anything to reassure him she's okay??
like. she's not okay!! but truly!! worst possible thing you could do to hunter!!
once maggie stiefvater described writing conflict in the raven cycle as having a bunch of protagonists with really good intentions who all deeply loved each other, and then having those protagonists express that in the worst way possible.
this has been formative for me in writing conflicts where all involved parties are sympathetic. (and in writing conflicts that don't sound like everyone's gone to too much therapy.) these people love each other so much. how are they gonna fuck up about it??
#it being luz POV means you don't get to see exactly how bad that whole scene wrecks him but it's BAD.#i mean he does tell her how bad it was later. so you get that at least. but good lord.#neither of you handled that well. crab bucket for everyone#replies#toh#princess luz au#princess luz au meta#i guess#horrible mindscape trauma pals#abuse
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Spoilers for Avatar the Last Airbender comics
I was reading the ATLA comics and Zuko saves a turtle crab.
Zuko also likes to feed the turtle ducks
This may sound super stupid, but I believe that Zuko likes the animals that have turtle shells.
I know he's nice, but I don't think anyone has talked about it.
#i'm super tired#atla zuko#prince zuko#fire lord zuko#zuko#turtle ducks#turtle crabs#avatar comics#avatar the last airbender
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live mushroom dog reaction
#crab watches#kinokoinu#HELP ITS LITTLE FACE#THE TRIANGE MOUTH ADSF;KJA;DSJK#and good lord that hair.........
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I have finished 10k+ words of a dramatic tale about Tyrants, Guards, Diplomacy, Stories, Shellfish*, and some Truly Terrifying Creatures that haunt it all
*the Damn Shrimp Conference may contain less on-screen seafood than pictured in this promotional material
#Discworld#havelock vetinari#lord vetinari#sam vimes#samuel vimes#my art#wish I wrote more live crabs in it I couldve found a way im sure of it#these are clickbait crustaceans#in the last pic I forgot Vimes' supposed to be in his horrible ducal uniform the entire time#fixed it here I feel it adds another dimension to the situation#my fic
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🦀 Here's a reminder that I made this 🦀
..and I would LOVE to see more #crabart 🦀 in this universe!
Marvel and replicate in your art, fellow crab appreciators ✨🦀✨
All hail crab ✨🦀✨
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I started working on assembling background panels for the crab tank toppers today! These are two of the end walls of one topper.
Boxwood mat is glued on already, haven't done wood slices yet. I'm considering trying to rough up the tops to give better grip, but not sure yet. The crabs are likely to cling to the mat when climbing anyway, and I like how they look. If I were more artistic, I would use my dremel to cut pretty patterns in the top but alas.
The other one I pieced together from leftover cork bark pieces from building bridges. I think I like how it came out! I'm waiting until tomorrow to start gluing pieces down though, make sure I'm happy with it & bc it'll be tedious and it's late tonight. This one has less on it bc I'm going to hang a wheel up that will cover a lot of that top left section.
#hermit crabs#land hermit crabs#hermit crab enrichment#lord of the crabbies#topper rebuild#they really love cork bark so i think they'll like the bark puzzle wall#not sure what they'll think of the wood slices#that's a totally new idea#but i like it lol
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Mass uploading a Guy Gardner fan comic I did over a year+, I have another issue thumbed out.. But ain't had time to mass ink and color, yet!
( first 30 pages )
2/2 because three pages didn't fit!
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(Imagine, if you will, an army of crabs descending from the sky on slices of cheese like the silver surfer.)
"MIGHT AS WEL-"
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#don't starve#don't starve together#dst#ds#monster#boss monster#Antlion#Bee Queen#Crab King#Klaus#Malbatross#Toadstool#Shadow Chess Pieces#Ancient Fuelweaver#Lord of the Fruit Flies#Celestial Champion#Eye of Terror#Nightmare Werepig#tumblr polls#i love polls#fandom polls#my polls#polls
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when an autistic person listens to lord huron's vide noir an angel gains its wings
#crab speaks#lord huron#sighhhhh... the curse is back#what curse? oh well. um. uhhhhhhhhhh you showed me the secret of life and i cant forget that look in your eye?
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Half-Minute Hero
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