#CINEMA.

[mad3lyncline]

𝑯𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑬𝑳𝑫 . 'Sinners' Instagram Trailer ( x ) .

[grovey]

[jornalmagico]

O GRANDIOSO CINEMA MÁGICO: PROGRAMAÇÃO DA SEMANA!

Romance: Roman Holiday

Terror: Carrie: A Estranha

Ação: Os Caçadores da Arca Perdida

Ficção científica: 2001 - Uma Odisseia no Espaço

Musical: A Noviça Rebelde

Comédia: Beetlejuice - Os Fantasmas Se Divertem

Drama: Titanic

Fantasia: O Labirinto do Fauno

Biografia*: Fantasma da Ópera   

*Esse gênero, no Mundo das Histórias, refere-se aos filmes sobre os personagens que moram nele, como os filmes da Disney, por exemplo.

[augustheart]

"what if a horse really could do push ups? that'd be cool!" is such a deep line it sounds like it should be from Shakespeare but really it's from leverage redemption

[wejustvibing]

lewishamilton: 🇸🇬

[whenthegoldrays]

this exact shot just plays on repeat in my brain at all times

[itsumonandodemo]

kiss of death? you and me agatha harkness! you! and! me!

[adhdo5]

Every time I reread/rewatch Guanyin temple I go SAY THE LINE JIN GUANGYAO and this is the line

[yellowocaballero]

hyped for claude story, just from the little blurb and ur tags it looks like its gonna be hysterical

I'm gonna be real man. Is there tight plot? No. Is there anything other than dialogue? Of course not. Is it fast paced? You don't even need to ask. But it is the unwilling recipient of months of my insanity, and for that purpose I admire its resilience. It works because it is also the story of one boy slowly descending into absolute insanity.

I think people sometimes think of Claude as the comic relief and 'only sane man' in the leaders. This is untrue. He's fucking nuts. Imagine if a Japanese-American read a lot of websites on Japan and decided to move to Japan, pretend he was fully Japanese despite obviously being half-White, had been there the entire time, and became Emperor of Japan. He's living his best Dancing With Wolves life. My first decision of the story was that Claude probably didn't call himself his white people name/alias in his head, and that ended up changing a lot. I think if you take a different perspective of him, and decide to understand him a certain way, he becomes absolutely the most bugfuck and interesting character in FE3H.

All three House leaders pretend to be good people and, in fact, are actually pretty shitty people (except for Yuri, who pretends to be a bad person and is an actual angel). Claude is selfish, self-centered, and apathetic. Claude here is actually worse than in canon - for actual reasons that will become clear around 75k into the story. Weekenders was about somebody who saved lives but doomed souls; Rosetta Headstone is about somebody who saved souls but doomed themselves. I think the ending of both stories reflects that.

Anyway, meanwhile Byleth is living her New Game+ and she is killing it.

Also, transcript of that text under the cut - it's a bit long for alt text.

Byleth walked through the door. The bucket of water fell on her head. She had been absolutely drenched. 

Byleth had blinked at them, water dripping in rivulets across her hair. Most of the class was laughing their ass off, even Khalid. An absolutely atrocious first impression on their teacher, but the students had successfully won dominance. They had driven away their first teacher in tears and they could do the same to this one. Every student in the class either hated to work (Hilda and Marianne, for surprisingly identical reasons), hated being told what to do (Leonie, Lorenz, Lysithea), or went along with the rest (Ignatz and Raphael). There had been no intention of bowing down to an authority figure. What were they, the Blue Lions? Bootlickers?

“Is there a leak?” Byleth asked. 

The laughter died. Everybody stared at Byleth. Byleth tilted her head. 

Slow, tremulous, Ignatz pointed at the bucket. Byleth looked down, squinting.

“Oh. Why was that there?”

Straight faced, Hilda said, “Maybe the custodian left it.”

“Okay.” Byleth had walked forward, taking her place in the front of class. She bowed, a little stiff and awkward. “Hello. I’m your teacher. Please treat me well.” She looked up, eyes crinkling faintly in what Khalid would come to recognize as her edition of a smile. “I’m happy to be here.”

The tone was set. Byleth was unflappable. 

Salt in her coffee? She drank it all without flinching. Hidden alarm clock set to ring during class? She found it instantly. Frogs labeled 1, 2, and 4 in the classroom? Byleth sadly noted that 3 must have been eaten by a hawk, and she spent the rest of the class delighting over her shiny new frogs. Watching her feed the frogs little worms was adorable. It was so cute that the pranks stopped. Nobody could stomach it anymore. She was too innocent. 

Khalid, famous for his honest, straightforward, and upfront nature, hated liars. And Professor Byleth was stinking of deceit. Nobody was that adorable. She had a plot and he would sniff it out. 

[jennycalendar]

doctordonna mime through windows and an entire room to have a little bestie catch-up sesh is and was and always will be the most scene of all time

[hotvintagepoll]

Slightly devastated that Gregory Peck and Charlton Heston were never put up against each other so I could use this clip but I still feel this is a good metaphor for these polls - two hot vintage men fighting it out of for our viewing pleasure

https://youtu.be/ilwwa25QgNs?si=MeMyFofdeQUZKGPQ

[mad3lyncline]

𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑰𝑰 ( 2018 ) .

[cauliflwrrkid]

wow. tears in my eyes. alex albon. the man you are.

[jornalmagico]

O GRANDIOSO CINEMA MÁGICO: PROGRAMAÇÃO DA SEMANA!

Romance: Orgulho e Preconceito

Terror: A Hora do Pesadelo

Ação: Mad Max

Ficção científica: Star Wars - episódio IV

Musical: Moulin Rouge

Comédia: Os Caça-Fantasmas

Drama: Forrest Gump

Fantasia: As Crônicas de Nárnia: o leão, o feiticeiro e o guarda-roupas

Biografia*: A Espada Era Lei   

*Esse gênero, no Mundo das Histórias, refere-se aos filmes sobre os personagens que moram nele, como os filmes da Disney, por exemplo.

[hookechoes]

i will be thinking about that bikeriders love triangle until the day i die