#CANADA RAHHH

[fushiguruuzzzz]

Bro

What is it like in Canada

Well here’s a day in the life of me, a Canadian 🗣️

Wake up

Take a shot of maple syrup

Leave my igloo

Hop on my polar bear and ride to school

School

Ride home on my moose (polar bear was busy)

Say hi to the beavers

Battle the geese

Get home

Sleep

[qingyumokinnie]

Gather round, Gather round

It would bring me great pleasure if you read mu silly little Wattpad story about some girl and some other girl who kiss each other!! It’s Canadian and queer and with a POC protagonist and is very cool and will be a nice read for pride month. Or winter because it’s set in the winter duh 🙄

I would appreciate some criticism and conversation on and about my book. And fanart would be silly.

it’s called Sunday and here’s the summary

At the first glimps of winter, Sunday Janvier was overjoyed. She adores winter and everything to do with it in the small town of La Picstos where she resides with her family. However, this winter will be different. Sunday crosses paths with a group of hockey girls who dare her to ask out Alexia DeWinters, their fellow teammate. This is Sunday's one chance to make friends again after losing her best friend and spliting away from her old friend group. There is flaws to the dare like having to lie until she reveals to DeWinters the true intent behind their "relationship" and the fact Sunday has never been in a queer relationship. She is sure she is a straight cis girl. Sunday will spend her winter wrapped up in elaborate lies, plush scarves and newly born feelings. Will she manage to stay the same Sunday Janvier after lying about so much? Will she cave into her lies? Or will she crack under pressure?

Read chapter one of Sunday now! —>

[gayax]

“I think they’re Canadian, maybe?

Or from Chuck E. Cheese, I don’t know”

-Percy Jackson

[dapotatoauthor]

Hetalia game thoughts

Putting it out there, would you guys like a Canada dating sim??? Deadass this has been in my head for how many years but I can't get on with it.

[mrthenarrator]

Hello Mr. Narrator! I saw that someone asked if you liked Balut and Penoy so now I'm curious, have you tried Fishball or Kwek-Kwek? Thank you for your time in answering this ^-^

Why yes, I've tried Fishball and Kwek-Kwek! On my vacation to the Philippines with Oswin, he had me try some street food and I've grown quite fond of those two in particular.

I quite like them, however my personal favourite has to be Banana Que, or Turon. They are my true favourites.🥰

[org4n-failur3]

CAUSE IM PROUD TO BE A CANADIAN 🇨🇦🇨🇦🦆

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

TRUDEAU NOT LOOKIN TOO BAD RN

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[swaggypsyduck]

what did yall think i meant when i said i was canadian?? did yall think i was lying?? did i have to admit to bringing maple syrup abroad w me to enjoy my sweets make it click??

[goldenageofwireless]

im seriously considering transferring to a uni in canada asap for like. safety reasons. and all this international travel stuff is so intimidating

[seedlessmuffins]

canada deserves to win this game fr (i am severely delusional)

[br1ghtestlight]

i think any canadian posting anything like this during american elections should be told to kill themselves. and im not joking

[committing-arson-suicidially]

This is why I wanna live in Canada with my brother when we grow up. My brother is one of my best friends and he's transgender and I'm nonbinary.

We live in Louisiana but we have a school that is surprisingly LGBTQ. We hope that this chart is wrong and that we will be safe.

There’s only 5 months between these two maps! 

It’s frightening how fast this has happened. As a queer Floridian, it breaks my heart.

[forsoobado137]

I know it's 3AM but do you guys think there are body language analysis videos of nations? Like "body language experts" who watch clips of Alfred interacting with the president and they're like "he moved his foot away at a 90° angle. That's a common sign that he's planning to murder him"

Or like it's a diplomatic meeting, and Canada seems drained (his social battery is low) and those "experts" are like CANADA HATES THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE NETHERLANDS RAHHH. So then Canada has to make an apology.

The only time they'd be correct is with France. Because I KNOW that man is the #1 eye roller in Europe. He will show how visibly annoyed he is with politicians in his expressions, so much so that there are entire compilations.

England wouldn't be because he has RBF and he doesn't like showing of his inner emotions. He prefers telling people to fuck off with class.

[urfavluvergirl]

Happy Birthday Ophelia! - all of the girls you loved before au

AU masterlist- you can find other stuff under #🪼opheliajones

How Ophelia spent her 20th birthday in Ottawa

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Since Ophelia’s birthday is today, here’s a collection of posts made in celebration of her! Also I apologize for the crazy time skip because we haven’t even gotten to current times yet 😭

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

ryan.leno_4 has added to their story!

Caption: Happy birthday to my girl ❤️ you and I forever

See reactions . . .

phiamae: RYAN IM GONNA CRY

phiamae: the one time I was taller than you so that’s cool I guess

zeevbuium28: was she actually taller than you that’s crazy

jacob_fowler24 reacted with 🔥

_willsmith2: wait this is actually kinda cute

drewf2: this is such simp behavior but because it’s Lia I’ll allow it

→ ryan.leno_4: thanks?

cuttergauthier_: give her a hug for me

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phiamae has uploaded a new post!

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phiamae: I’m in my twenties now what the hell ‼️

PamJones: my baby! So grown up!

→ phiamae: don’t worry I’m still your baby

lunalou: WAKE UP YA’LL ONE MORE YEAR AND WE CAN GET DRUNK

→ phiamae: is that all you think about

→ nathanhart: HELL YEAH 🦅🦅🦅

ryan.leno_4: pretty pretty girl

→ phiamae: I’m blushing pls

→ gabeperreault44: I’m gonna throw up

→ phiamae: so like the coolest thing about insta is that you can ignore a comment and go on about your day

drewf2: didn’t need the jumpscare on slide two but whatever

→ phiamae: bro what are you talking about

teddystiga_: no better way to celebrate than a win on Canada

→ phiamae: USA RAHHH 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸

zeevbuium28: happy brithday to the better gf that Ryan has dated

→ ryan.leno_4: bro what

→ phiamae: WHAT. THE. HELL.

→ drewf2: I agree with that statement Zeev

aram_minnetian: 2 decades

→ phiamae: too long

→ aram_minnetian: woah what

jameshagens_4: happy birthday Ophie!

→ phiamae: omg ily James thank you

→ _willsmith2: saying i love you is pretty crazy

→ phiamae: love you as well will

→ _willsmith2: aw wait really

[k-is-for-potassium]

Silly Game Time: Let's play "2 Truths and 1 Lie" about yourself and see if I and your followers can guess which is the lie!

feel free to comment/reblog which you think is false :3

[pridewishes]

waluigi with canadain flag!!! RAHHH CANADA~!!!

[stargarland]

FAA RAHHH UP THE CANADA ROLL MAPLE SYRUP