#But am I wrong?

[steviewashere]

Eddie constantly drools over Steve in really weird, yet lowkey flattering ways.

Steve: *dressed in well fitting clothes, lips shiny with chapstick, hair freshly styled*

Eddie: *eyes glazed and almost drooling, looking at Steve’s thick bush of chest hair peeking through his cleavage*

Eddie: “Babe, you make me want to rip all my clothes off and go howl at the moon. Like you make me sweaty and feral. You wake something up in me.”

Steve: *confused half-chub, flushed cheeks, and scrunched eyebrows* “Thank…you?”

Eddie: *content happy smile on his face and sick in love* “I’d chase you during a full moon, baby. No questions asked.”

Steve: *sighs* “I love you, too, Eds.”

[moonflowerxox]

Paget Brewster break my bones and then nurse me back to health

thank you mommy

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Vaggie, you’re an ex-exorcist, right? So you have a lot of experience with different ways of dying?

Vaggie: Yes.

Husk: *sips drink* I'm scared to see where this is going.

Angel: So, in your professional opinion, how will I die?

Vaggie: Definitely murder. We never find the body.

Angel: …That tracks.

Charlie: Oh! Oh! Oh! What about me?

Vaggie: You crave toast while taking a bath.

Charlie: *under her breath* I do love bath snacks...

[littlelonelytree]

Sir Pentious in na nutshell in the final episode

[im-a-chunky-potato]

Fyodor. If you even care.

[serafimo]

To seek revenge may lead to Hell; everyone does it, though seldom as well... As Sweeney... As Sweeney Todd... The Demon Barber of Fleet Street! Josh Groban in the title role, 2023. @theriddletrades' master.

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Calling out the gang again... cause it's my hobby and my calling.

[loomize]

ive never given a fuck abt drawing animals before hazbin has made me give a fuck kinda also srry ive posted 90% hazbin im so hyperfixated unfortunately

i fucking love the keith david cat pls help me

[glitterghost]

Constantly reblogging a flop post you made just feels like a "stop trying to make fetch happen" moment.

[skyward-nerd]

If I had a nickel for every Tennant story where he's on some sort of space base and someone gets infected/possessed, I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it's happened three times.

[radagon]

Some thoughts on West Coast Cities

Seattle: Lesbian

Portland: Granola Lesbian

San Francisco: Gay (but with $$)

Los Angeles: Bisexual (disaster)

I will not elaborate

[natureismynature]

Here's a list of eggs named by their absent fathers!:

Chayanne

Ramon

Tallulah

Leonarda

Pomme

Tilin-

For legal reasons this is a joke T^T

[bellalunadreams]

You cannot convince me that Donnie didn’t fall into the creepypasta rabbit hole in his early teens,

You’re telling me that someone who is two years younger than me wouldn’t fall into the same trap I did in middle school?

I also fully believe that he was sucked into the creepypasta to SCP pipeline as well,

you can’t tell me that someone like Donnie who reeks of mad scientist wouldn’t have been fascinated by the SCP foundation

[red-redacted]

can you imagine if gamzee was a girl? he would literally instantly become nigh infinitely hotter, he would be vriska for clownfuckers

[m00nryy]

Hua Cheng "you should not worship Gods, you are a God"

He knelt down in front of the one seated upon the altar, dressed in a black robe with a white collar, he kissed the instep of his foot sending a shiver to travel the other's body.

Xie Lian "To be a God is to be without fault, to be a human is to be flawed. I am but a simple follower of the lord, a mere human."

"Thou shalt love God above all beings."

Hua Cheng "If God is above all then you are God, for to me there is no one above you, and I love you above all"

“Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.”

Hua Cheng "There is no other God but you. No one is more worthy of worship than you. No one is as holy and divine as you. Neither in hell nor in heaven"

But for a disciple of the lord to be worshiped as a god, wouldn't it be a great sin?

To sin is human.

To be a human is to sin.

But wasn't a priest also a human?

And wasn't a demon a human once?

To be a sinner you only have to be human.

To be a God you only have to be worshiped.

[bigforeheadbaddie]

you ever look at someone who you know is sexually active, but it just doesn’t make sense. like you get horny? YOU?