#But am I wrong?

[whoopsiee-daisyy]

his ass definitely listens to wham!

I feel like Russell Adler is the kind of guy to listen to music like led Zeppelin and Metallica but also secretly love ABBA

[steviewashere]

Eddie constantly drools over Steve in really weird, yet lowkey flattering ways.

Steve: *dressed in well fitting clothes, lips shiny with chapstick, hair freshly styled*

Eddie: *eyes glazed and almost drooling, looking at Steve’s thick bush of chest hair peeking through his cleavage*

Eddie: “Babe, you make me want to rip all my clothes off and go howl at the moon. Like you make me sweaty and feral. You wake something up in me.”

Steve: *confused half-chub, flushed cheeks, and scrunched eyebrows* “Thank…you?”

Eddie: *content happy smile on his face and sick in love* “I’d chase you during a full moon, baby. No questions asked.”

Steve: *sighs* “I love you, too, Eds.”

[the-other-soup]

if you squish lucifers cheeks he squeaks like a dog toy. this is a fact.

[moonflowerxox]

Paget Brewster break my bones and then nurse me back to health

thank you mommy

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Vaggie, you’re an ex-exorcist, right? So you have a lot of experience with different ways of dying?

Vaggie: Yes.

Husk: *sips drink* I'm scared to see where this is going.

Angel: So, in your professional opinion, how will I die?

Vaggie: Definitely murder. We never find the body.

Angel: …That tracks.

Charlie: Oh! Oh! Oh! What about me?

Vaggie: You crave toast while taking a bath.

Charlie: *under her breath* I do love bath snacks...

[littlelonelytree]

Sir Pentious in na nutshell in the final episode

[im-a-chunky-potato]

Fyodor. If you even care.

[serafimo]

To seek revenge may lead to Hell; everyone does it, though seldom as well... As Sweeney... As Sweeney Todd... The Demon Barber of Fleet Street! Josh Groban in the title role, 2023. @theriddletrades' master.

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Calling out the gang again... cause it's my hobby and my calling.

[loomize]

ive never given a fuck abt drawing animals before hazbin has made me give a fuck kinda also srry ive posted 90% hazbin im so hyperfixated unfortunately

i fucking love the keith david cat pls help me

[glitterghost]

Constantly reblogging a flop post you made just feels like a "stop trying to make fetch happen" moment.

[skyward-nerd]

If I had a nickel for every Tennant story where he's on some sort of space base and someone gets infected/possessed, I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it's happened three times.

[radagon]

Some thoughts on West Coast Cities

Seattle: Lesbian

Portland: Granola Lesbian

San Francisco: Gay (but with $$)

Los Angeles: Bisexual (disaster)

I will not elaborate

[natureismynature]

Here's a list of eggs named by their absent fathers!:

Chayanne

Ramon

Tallulah

Leonarda

Pomme

Tilin-

For legal reasons this is a joke T^T

[bellalunadreams]

You cannot convince me that Donnie didn’t fall into the creepypasta rabbit hole in his early teens,

You’re telling me that someone who is two years younger than me wouldn’t fall into the same trap I did in middle school?

I also fully believe that he was sucked into the creepypasta to SCP pipeline as well,

you can’t tell me that someone like Donnie who reeks of mad scientist wouldn’t have been fascinated by the SCP foundation

[red-redacted]

can you imagine if gamzee was a girl? he would literally instantly become nigh infinitely hotter, he would be vriska for clownfuckers