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ngl malistaire's not even a villain 2 me. ripping apart the whole world 2 resurrect ur beloved wife + then rule the world w her?? based. husband of the yr. realest dude ever. 🤴👸
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young wizard i know you're here to practice magic but i need you to fix these structures instead ok. ok young wizard? fight this extremely powerful evil guy for me young wizard. please yung wizard. ok? ok young wizard. yes i know you're like 15 but please young wizard. no i can't do it myself young wizard
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In my tower. Straight up “pondering it”. and by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My orb.
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Level 14 wizard: I need help fighting this dungeon in Krokotopia, can someone please help
Level 120 wizard with shadow pips and astral spells about to finish the dungeon in five minutes:
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also it bewilders me how people just make a new wizard and play through the entire game? yall haven’t been playing on the same wizard since you were 8??? you guys have BEAT wizard101???!
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aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?
i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).
anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.
as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.
(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)
my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.
edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly
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"as long as i dont fizzle this round, i should be good"
the missing 5% in my accuracy:
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my favourite part of wizard101 is when a fight pisses me off so bad i start decorating my house
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they always want weird girls until the girls in question start explaining the wizard101 lore, and then all of a sudden i’m the problem
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i love you doomed chosen ones. i love you child soldiers all grown up. i love you heroes burdened with the bad deeds they've done for the greater good. i love you war torn children who don't know how to connect with those who they've saved because they've ruined their own life to give others a sense of normalcy. i love you good people with stigmatized dark powers. i love you young wizards of wiz101 fame
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