#Bruharvey

[whipbogard]

That twobruce thingy

[reginalusus]

More Bruce/Harvey childhood headcanons? 🥺🥺

I'm gonna be honest, chief, I think I mostly explained them all in the last Bruharvey post, I'm sorry...

Is what I would say if I was a FUCKING LIAR.

MORE:

When Scarvey was rearing his head in Harvey's tweens, Bruce noticed the changes. Besides the aforementioned not showing up at their meeting places over time, he'd be confused as to why Harvey would randomly snap or yell at him out of nowhere, sometimes he'd even strike him. (I must thank the lovely @magic-crazy-as-this for this one).

When Chris first discovered that Harvey was hanging out with Bruce, bad things happened (only adding this one because of the previous Chris ask and I am feeling evil).

Harvey was completely overwhelmed the first time he set foot in (sneaked into) Wayne Manor. He'd only ever seen places like that on TV. It was stimulation overload, he was just a working class, poor boy walking into somewhere he felt he was dirtying. Bruce held his hand as he took him on the tour.

During playfighting, Bruce sort of had a signature move to make Harvey vulnerable. He'd sneak behind him, trip him up at the ankles, then catch him via gripping both of his wrists before pretending to dangle him off a building. He continues to do this as Batman.

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Keepsafes

Fandom: Batman, DC Comics

Summary: AU where Martha and Bruce survive, and they adopt the batkids.

Chapters: 30/?

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Harvey Dent, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, David Cain, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake

Relationships: Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne/Alfred Pennyworth, BruHarvey, BruTalia

Additional Tags: Canon Divergent AU, Hurt/Comfort, Bruce Wayne is Not Batman, Angst, Alfred Pennyworth Knows All, Bruce Wayne Only Has One Child, Bruce Wayne is Not An Only Child, Bi Bruce Wayne

Chapter Thirty: Kane

A few weeks later, Dylan visited Brussels as he promised. He whispered something to Martha once they got to Jacob and Gabi’s house. “What do you mean?” Martha asked. 

Dylan frowned and whispered something else to her, while Bruce let Bette put makeup on him. “Alfred, how’s she doing? Be honest,” Bruce whispered. 

Bette giggled and put blush on his cheeks. “Oh, Master Bruce, you look lovely,” Alfred answered in a deadpan tone of voice. 

Bette held Bruce’s face in both hands as she steadied him. “No more moving,” Bette warned him. 

“Yes ma’am,” Bruce replied. 

Thomas sat at the table with Kate and Beth playing cards. “One of you is cheating,” Thomas replied. 

“Uncle Thomas, you have an ace up your sleeve,” Kate pointed out as she stuck her fingers in his sleeve and pulled out a playing card. 

Bruce asked Bette to stay with Alfred while he crept to his room to surprise Harvey. “Harv? Harv, close your eyes really quick,” Bruce giggled as he talked through the door, “Are they closed?”

“Yes,” Harvey answered, and Bruce tiptoed into the room and climbed onto the bed before kissing Harvey. “What the—?” Harvey opened his eyes and laughed out loud. Harvey wiped the gloss off his lips. “You’re not bad-lookin’ in makeup.” Harvey held a mirror up to Bruce’s face, and he laughed at the blue eye shadow and frosty blue gloss with bright pink blush on his cheeks and nose. 

“ Juicy Couture or Victoria’s Secret ?” Bruce asked. 

“Bodega on Fifth by the dirty video place. You know the one,” Harvey teased as he pulled Bruce in by his collar. “Can I tell you something?” 

“Anything,” Bruce replied. 

“Your glossy lips are giving me a chubby,” Harvey confessed. 

Bruce looked down and chuckled. “You’ve got problems,” Bruce smiled as he rolled off the bed. “I’ve gotta take a rain check on your chubby, though. I have to get to the airport.” 

“Gilda,” Harvey whispered as if he’d forgotten.

“I can go get her by myself if you want to have a consultation with your right hand—.” Harvey whacked him with a pillow. 

“Shut up. I’ll go with you. Just give me a second,” Harvey replied. 

**

Martha pulled Alfred to the side and explained what Dylan had told her. “Miss Gabi?” Alfred questioned. Martha shook her head. “Master Jacob?” 

“Jacob’s uninjured, but I—. I’m gonna go with Dylan to wait for Jacob. I don’t know what else to do… Jacob doesn’t want me to say anything to the girls yet, so I’m just—. I’m shaking,” Martha whispered. Alfred held her close. 

Bette climbed on the couch to be close to Dylan. “Daddy? What’s wrong?” Bette asked. 

“I’m just tired, Bun-Bun,” Dylan whispered. 

Bette lay on the couch and pulled his arm over her. “I’ll be tired, too,” Bette whispered. Dylan chuckled. 

“I’m being boring… Sorry. What did you come over here to ask me?” Dylan asked. 

“Can I cut your hair?” Bette questioned. Dylan groaned playfully as he sat up, holding Bette on his lap, and he pulled the scrunchie out of his hair. 

He fluffed out his light brown curls and smiled at her. “You want to cut Daddy’s hair? Did we practice on Yasmin or Jade first?” Dylan asked. 

Bette turned to him and cocked her head. “Daddy, I cut Cloe’s hair,” Bette answered matter-of-factly. Dylan cocked his head in reply.

“Why? I’ve got brown hair,” Dylan replied.

“Yeah, but Cloe has blue eyes like yours… And she’s not my favorite. Yasmin’s my favorite,” Bette answered. Dylan nodded.

“Okay… Makes sense to me,” Dylan mumbled, “Can I see the job you’ve done on Cloe?” 

Bette leaped from his lap to the floor as she ran to the guest room. She returned with a doll head, and Dylan blinked hard at the bob Bette gave her. “Oh my goodness, Bunny. This is really good. Did Nanny help you?” Dylan asked. 

“No, Nanny’s tummy hurts. I did it by myself,” Bette answered. Dylan went to the hall closet and grabbed a blanket to throw on the floor before sitting perfectly still on the floor with his legs straight in front of him. “You’re really gonna let me?” 

“Yeah. It’s just hair. Daddy promised you that he’d support you in anything you wanted to do. Didn’t I, Bun?” Dylan questioned in reply. “Cut away.” 

“Are you gonna be mad if I mess up?” Bette asked as she wrung her hands.

“Nope. Just be careful and don’t cut your hand… And please don’t poke me with the scissors,” Dylan answered. He tilted his head back as Martha entered the room. “Hi, Sis. Wanna watch Bette cut my hair?” Martha chuckled and nodded as she took his place on the couch. Bette ran to the guest room to grab her kit, and she washed her scissors and brush in the bathroom sink. 

** 

Bruce lay face down on the bed and groaned as Harvey and Gilda argued. “I literally said the same thing to you, and you said no. I’m just wondering if I’m speaking another language or—.” 

“I was under a lot of stress when you asked me, Gilda. It’s not that I wasn’t hearing you. I was freaking out because Bruce got shot, and I had midterms—. I—. And I wasn’t really—. We were so caught up in a routine that I thought I was literally living the same day over and over and—. Gilda, we haven’t been spontaneous since we got together,” Harvey interrupted her. 

Bruce groaned louder, but they kept arguing until Bruce rolled over and shouted, “If you guys keep arguing, I’m going to throw up!” 

Gilda grew silent and sat next to Bruce on the bed. “Are you alright?” Gilda asked. 

“Why are you both fighting?” Bruce mumbled. “Harvey was in tears two days ago talking about how awful he felt for how he treated you… And I remember how you talked about him before you even knew him. You told me about all the little things that made him special, things no one else would’ve noticed… And an hour ago, I thought you guys were going to swallow each other in the airport. Can we just appreciate that there is more love in this room than distaste? We all have our hang-ups about one another. It doesn’t have to be the subject of today’s conversation.”

Gilda and Harvey exchanged glances and puffed out a sigh. “You’re right,” Harvey replied, “But what do you suggest we talk about?” 

“I want to talk about boundaries if we’re going to make this work because there’s a solid chance you guys could get serious,” Bruce answered. 

“What does our relationship with Harvey mean for us? Should we make more of an effort to get to know each other?” Gilda asked. 

Bruce sat up and shrugged. “Ideally, we all get along and can both be present for Harvey’s major events. I can scrounge up a date to keep up appearances… And if you want to become friends, we can do that. I like you as a person enough to think that we could be close,” Bruce responded. Martha knocked on the door. 

“Call from Uncle Jake,” Martha explained through the door. 

“Urgent?” Bruce asked. 

“Extremely,” Martha answered.

[blondedsixties06]

save me bruharvey

[bruciemilf]

Harvey: Two reasons I’ll never cheat on your father. You know what they are?

Jason: Uh, because I’ll put a bullet in both your faces?

Harvey: That’s one.

Bruce: [Slams Bane into the ground so hard he bounces]

Harvey: That’s two.

[nitewrighter]

Definitely the sexiest thing about Harvey Dent across Batman continuities is when, y'know shortly after losing half his face, he starts working his way through the Gotham underworld and you can very quickly tell that this isn't what you'd call a rampage. 'Rampage' implies he's acting pretty much purely on impulse, but no, he sits down with various mob goons, maybe goes apeshit on a few of them, does his coin flip, et cetera, but the whole time, you can tell, he has thought about this for years. He's figured out all the gang hierarchies, he knows all the hangouts, he knows exactly where the gaps in his knowledge are and whose ass he has to kick to fill them, and he's working his way through it like a grocery list. And it's clear that for years the law was the only thing holding him back from doing this and now it's not holding him back anymore. It's equal parts terrifying and satisfying and anyway that breach of the line of law and the childhood friend thing is absolutely why he's actually Batman's greatest Rogue. Because Batman has also thought like, way way, way too much about what he would do if he didn't have his code. Do you see the vision here???

[ochibrochi]

guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.

[malenjoyer]

#1 gotham yaoi

[camenxi]

love the batman ships where, batman autistic ass always never notices the other liking him one way or another like (like the other flirting with him, etc) . it just flys over his head i think we should do it more perchance.

[mushro-om]

I dont think he wants help Bruce…

[arielrothbart]

“You will always be beautiful to me Harv.”

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

But you can't find a Harvey Dent untouched by pain, Bruce.

[reginalusus]

Ok. *Puts them in a corny, 90s anime romance scene in which Bruce helps Harvey come down from a rough dissociation/derealization episode by using sensory grounding.*

[soupinaboot]

The bat kids force Bruce’s partners to do an interpretive dance if they want to stay over

[blondedsixties06]

getting into dcu again

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”