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Damian was 10 when he was shipped off to his father.
He was 10 when he finally decided enough was enough, packed his stuff, called Mara, and the ball went rolling.
The moment Talia left the mansion, the DNA test confirmed, and Bruce emotionally compromised, did he finally move.
He'd stared his father down, felt nothing when he stood up and mild annoyance bloomed when his father askedâ demandedâ where he was going.
"You're a fool if you believe I will stay here." He spat, eyening the man in disdain.
It became very apparent that Damian wasn't what Bruce thought he'd be, what Talia thought he was.
"Your mother entrusted me with your safetyâ"
"I don't need protection. Mother wouldn't care if I stayed or not." He blinks. "Where is the cave? I wish to use the computer, I have people to contact."
Reluctantly, Bruce shows him the way, questions of who and why, and the plans he apparently had were asked.
Damian answers with vague wordings and enough open spaces for interpretation. Words greatest detective, he can figure it out himself without damian spelling it out for him.
When they do arrive in the batcave, Tim Drakeâ Robinâ was sitting at the computer.
Huffing, Damian shoved the entire chair away from the table, taking its place and started typing.
"Wâ hey! Whatâ? Who?" Tim looked between Bruce and Damian, despite being sleep deprived his eyes caught on the similarities, mouth dry and mind calculating.
"Does Dick know?" Is all he asks, leaning back and watching the younger boy work.
"Not yet."
A heavy sigh.
"Silence," the boy huffs, annoyed. "I'll have to make a call."
Glaring daggers, he pulls out a old burner phone, pressing the single number saved inside and waits.
"Damian."
"Hello, brother."
('Oh. Did he have another?' Tim wonders, watching Batman's face, blank like a paper sheet. Nothing. It feels like all his efforts of bringing the man back were just flushed.)
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Or in simpler words:
Danyal al Ghul, the first successor of the demons head, born with his twin Athanasia al Ghul, to be the future of the league.
They were reborn with their former memories, stuck in place, constantly watched and trained. Manipulated. Weaponized.
All for a man playing immortal.
They'd only started planning when two more children came into the picture, Damian and Mara Al Ghul.
Danyal now Daniel "Danny" and Athanasia now Eleanor "Ellie" Nightingale took matters into their own hands and separated to take the kids in and end this.
End the league. End the cycle of whatever this, this cult is, and take over.
In many universes, Ra's al Ghul does not die, always returns, wielding his people like mere weapons.
In this universe, Danyal al Ghul is acknowledged as a traitor, killer of the Demons head and Older Brother, borderline father even, to his tiny brother Damian al Ghul.
In this universe, he raises Damian instead of Talia, shows him the cracks of this careful manipulated picture and listens when Ellie tells of her travels to this tiny child with a sad sad fate.
In this universe, Ellie takes in their tiny cousin, shielding her from the cruel eyes of a man not worthy. She trains her, shows her the ropes and takes her along when she leaves.
In this universe, Damian al Ghul and Mara al Ghul live a good live, protected by the twins of old souls and have a somewhat normal if not very complicated childhood.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#Danny is Damians older brother/father#Danny aka Danyal al Ghul#Ellie aka Athanasia al Ghul#Dani is Maras mentor/parental figurine#Danny and Dani got reincarnated as twins in the league#the reason Damian and Mara suffered so much under Ras was because he alr had a granddaughter and son#why a pair more if they cant even surpass the first ones? he blatantly ignores the huge age gap#danny killed ras#Bad parent Tali#bad parent bruce#bruce wayne tries#damian just doesnt care bcs he alr got a father figure#why one more?#to dami talia is more a of a teacher#and what does he do with teachers he doesnt like? get rid of them#sorry talia love#anyway clockwork is having a field day with his fav drama show#for funnsies#adding Dan as Jasons mentor for the rage issues#Mara al ghul my beloved#Damian is NOT interested in the Robin title!!!!#he is much more serious about the phantom family name
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This is self-made. And also slightly concerning. Date: 28.12.2023.
I assume no guarantee or liability for the completeness, correctness and accuracy of this chart despite my best efforts.
Includes fanfictions in all languages available on Ao3, NOT English only.
Includes all popular Ao3 tags directly connected to the tag "Bruce Wayne".
More charts will follow. :)
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#ao3statistics#batman#bruce wayne#bruce Wayne is batman#bruce Wayne needs a hug#bruce wayne tries#bruce wayne has issues#bruce wayne is batman#bruce wayne tries to be a good parent#good parent bruce wayne#bruce wayne is bad at communicating#bruce wayne is bad at feelings#dc#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#dceu#batfam#ao3#ao3 fanfic#ao3 tags#statistics
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Batfam Headcanon #5
Bruce Wayne went to a therapist. Not to talk about his own trauma. Or his parents. Or his cosplay addiction.
He wanted professional advice on how to react when his child 'came out of the closet'. It'd been a long time coming.
His therapist, a lovely blonde woman named Melinda walked him through it as he took notes. (Afterwards he'd set up cameras in her house bc she reminded him a little too much of another blonde deranged therapist.)
He had all the information. He'd memorised all the steps. Practiced his tone of voice. Not too loud or gruff. Not too uncertain. Just perfectly understanding and comforting.
... And then Tim had come out of the closet. He'd been thrown for a loop. Only managing to stutter out a horrid, "T-that's nice." Before returning to his newspaper.
Tim??? He'd though Dick had been dating Wally since he was 15? What was going on in this house?
He called Melinda. She just sighed and booked him an appointment for next Tuesday.
Inspired by this.
#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#batfamily headcanons#batfam#bruce wayne is a good dad#Bruce wayne tries#tim drake is a menace#wally west
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Five Little Ducks
Fandom: DC Comics, Batman
Summary: Bruce finds a magically de-aged Jason.
Chapters: 7/13
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Zatanna Zatara
Additional Tags: De-Aged Jason Todd, Magic, Babysitting, Father-Son Relationship, Fluff and Angst, POV Third Person, Bruce Wayne is Not Okay, Bruce Wayne Tries, Jason Todd Has Issues, Childhood Trauma
Chapter Seven: Please Don't Think It's Funny
Bruce let Jason play hide-and-seek in the manor. He thought it'd be harmless but realized he'd made a horrible mistake after an hour. He called Duke and Steph to help, trying to conceal his panic. Steph arrived first, and Duke met her shortly afterward. "How do you lose an eight-year-old kid?" Steph asked as she checked under the staircase and the tables. "The world's greatest detective is the world's okay-est dad." She chuckled to herself as she jogged up the stairs. "Jason! Jason! If you stop hiding, I'll give you all the candy in my pocket!"
"Yeah, because he's gonna take candy from a stranger," Duke teased as he checked up high.
"Wait, he's tiny... Like, fit inside cupboards small," Steph whispered. They started opening cupboards and knocking on them. Duke came to a halt and grabbed Steph's arm.
"I think I know where he is, but Bruce isn't gonna like it," Duke replied, "Bruce! He's in the cave!"
Bruce darted upstairs, pushing Steph and Duke out of the way as he zoomed past them into the Batcave. Jason stood near the computer sobbing. Bruce ran to him and scooped him up. "Jason, I'm so-. You're so light," Bruce pulled away and looked at Jason's face. "Oh no... Jason, I'm Bruce Wayne... And I want to help you." He was so caught up in finding Jason that he didn't notice the difference in size or the change in his scent. He smelled so young. He even looked young. Not quite an infant, but he was close.
Bruce rocked Jason until the crying stopped. Duke and Steph came downstairs, and they exchanged a glance. "He's-."
"Jason Toddler-."
"Duke!" Steph chastised him.
"You thought it," Duke mumbled.
Jason cupped his hands around Bruce's ear. "Is Mama gone?" Jason mumbled.
"I think so, Jason... I think so," Bruce asked.
"Where's Daddy?" Jason questioned.
"Jason, would you like a cookie?" Bruce replied. He was afraid to say anything to upset Jason. He was so tiny and fragile. Jason nodded. "These are my friends Stephanie Brown and Duke Thomas."
Jason sniffed and waved at them. "She's pretty like Mama," Jason pointed to Steph. Steph chewed her lip, holding back tears of her own. She came up to Bruce and took Jason.
"Well, aren't you a sweetie pie!" Steph exclaimed in a sweet voice despite the tears in her eyes. "Let's go get you the biggest cookie in the kitchen."
Duke and Bruce followed her upstairs. Steph sat Jason on the counter and messed up his hair. She turned around and grabbed a cookie from the jar. Jason held it with both hands. "Thank you," Jason whispered, "Mama's gone... But where's Mommy?"Â Then it clicked for everyone in the room. Jason had forgotten his birth mother, but he was old enough to talk by the time she'd gone.
Jason ate his cookie, and Bruce poured him a small glass of milk. "Bruce, he's-. How old are you?" Steph asked as she grabbed the glass.
"This many," Jason whispered as he held up two fingers.
"Bruce, he's two. He can't drink out of a cup like this. Don't you have any emergency sippies?" Steph asked. She covered the cup with plastic wrap and poked a straw through. "Here you go, cutie pie."
Jason drank his milk and set it aside. "Thank you," Jason whispered. Bruce was still in shock. How could Jason have regressed?
Jason reached for Bruce, and he announced something, but neither Bruce nor Duke could make it out. "He said he has to wash his hands in the potty," Steph replied.
Bruce carried Jason to the downstairs restroom, and Steph plopped down on the couch in the living room. "You okay?" Duke asked as he sat next to her.
"I guess so... I mean," Steph took a deep breath, "It's weird to see a guy like Jason so tiny and vulnerable."
"Guess it is kinda sad when you put it like that," Duke replied. Silence fell between the two, and Bruce brought Jason back.
Jason tugged Bruce's sleeve. "Mr. Wayne? Can I go up?" Jason asked. Bruce nodded and picked Jason up. Jason closed his eyes. "I so tired."
Bruce rubbed his back. "Yeah? It must be so exhausting having to be a big boy when you're scared, huh?" Bruce asked. Jason nodded.
"I like you," Jason whispered. Bruce lay back in the recliner, still holding Jason. "You be here later?"
"Of course. We're not going anywhere," Bruce whispered. Jason held on tight to Bruce's shirt. "Jason... It's alright."
"Okay," Jason mumbled. Bruce smoothed Jason's curls down and watched as they bounced back into place. Jason loosened his grip on Bruce's t-shirt and started to suck his thumb quietly.
Bruce gestured for his phone once Jason was asleep. "Text Zatanna for me," Bruce whispered. The only noise in the room was the soft sound of Jason sucking his thumb. Duke sat on the couch with his phone in hand. "Can you tell her I need her help and that it's an emergency?"
"He's exhausted," Steph whispered as she looked at Jason. "Why do you think he got smaller? I thought he was getting older?"
"I'm hoping Zatanna can answer that... I hope this is as small as he gets," Bruce spoke softly. Zatanna texted back immediately, and before Steph could read the message, she appeared in their living room.
"I came as soon as I heard you say emergency," Zatanna stated, "What's wrong?"
Bruce pointed down at the little boy sleeping on his chest. "Remember my son, Jason? This is him," Bruce answered. Zatanna chewed her lip. "When I found him a few days ago, he was five years old, and he had an inscription written in liquid on the back of his head. Latin."
"Here, let me hold him while you write it down... How old is he now?" Zatanna asked. She took Jason and patted his back as he stirred.
"He's two. He was eight this morning and seven yesterday-. He was getting older, but now he's young again," Bruce replied as he took a piece of paper and wrote down the Latin inscription. Zatanna glanced at it. "I got a distress call from Jason, then his line went silent, and when I got to the warehouse, he was five years old. Every time he ages, he forgets who I am to him... He knows I'm Bruce Wayne."
"Someone failed Latin in high school... But, I can tell you now, it's not a curse. I think he asked for this," Zatanna explained, "This spell is sort of like the flu. You have to let it run its course, but once it's over, it's over... From what I gather, whoever did this fudged the Latin. They should've said, puer mens et corpus potest cor sanare. That would've followed with the implied intention. A child's mind and body can heal the heart, was what they should've said in Latin... But the spell on the back of his head read a child's mind and body to a child's heart."
"If he asked for this-. He called me because he wanted me to take care of him," Bruce whispered to himself. Jason lifted his head and looked around.
"Mr. Wayne?" Jason mumbled.
"It's okay... I didn't go anywhere," Bruce reassured as he reached for Jason. Zatanna handed him over, and Bruce smiled at him. Jason blew him a kiss.
Bruce smiled. "Where's Daddy?" Jason questioned. Everyone grew silent.
"He had to go away for work for a little while," Bruce whispered, "So, you'll be here with us until he gets back." Jason hid his face in Bruce's shirt.
Bruce rubbed his back as Jason burst into tears. "Aww, it's okay, Jason. We're gonna take good care of you until your daddy comes home," Steph reassured him as she walked over and stroked his cheek with the back of her hand.
Zatanna waved and uttered something before disappearing. Bruce offered Steph and Duke a painfully grave glance. "What I'm about to do can never leave this room," Bruce warned. They nodded.
Bruce set Jason down on the couch. "Do you know Mr. Rogers?" Bruce asked. Jason nodded as he cried. Jason took several deep, tear-filled breaths, attempting to self-soothe. His whole body shook as he wept and stuck his thumb in his mouth to keep quiet. Bruce patted Jason's arm before singing Please Don't Think It's Funny. Jason listened carefully and hiccupped as he took his thumb out of his mouth and wiped his tears away. Halfway through the song, Bruce tickled Jason to elicit a laugh, and Jason tried to sing along. Duke and Steph stared in shock at Bruce dancing and singing with Jason. Jason let Bruce hold his hands.
After Bruce finished the song, he breathed, and Jason copied him. "Mr. Rogers always makes me feel better when I'm scared... What about you?" Bruce questioned. Jason nodded. "He's such a good neighbor. I want to be a good neighbor like him. Could I be your neighbor? Would you like that?"
"Uh-huh," Jason offered Bruce a smile.
"Thank you for your smile. I know that was really hard... You are such a brave little boy," Bruce complimented him. Jason sat on his knees and leaned forward, kissing Bruce's forehead.
"You're nice... I like you," Jason whispered. Bruce wiped Jason's face with his thumbs, and he beamed.
#fic#batfam#Jason Todd#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson#Stephanie Brown#Duke Thomas#Zatanna Zatara#De-Aged Jason Todd#Magic#Babysitting#Father-Son Relationship#Fluff and Angst#POV Third Person#Bruce Wayne is Not Okay#Bruce Wayne Tries#Jason Todd Has Issues#Childhood Trauma#five little ducks fic
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You want some recs for Dick Grayson | Time Travel Fix it for the Batfam and DCU?
Well here you go
All on ao3
Family You Made (Go Back, Do it Again) by JUBE514
Summary
Heâs nine againâ nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go backâ
He thinks he has the chance to make things right.
The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasnât worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.
The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.
Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he missesâ because heâs sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too deadâ
Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.
Dick makes do because thatâs all he can do really.
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Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)
Iâll Be The Villain So They Can Be Heroes by nighttmr
Summary
The Bats were dead and Dick was the only one left alive. He had nothing left for him so why shouldnât he join them?
Waking up back in time was not the plan but Dick wasnât complaining. He finally has his family back and he will not lose them again.
Robin has always been able to do what Batman couldnât. It was okay that Bruce wonât kill. Dick wouldnât ask him to compromise his morals.
But he had no such restrictions. He doesnât mind killing, getting his hands dirty, and being a monster if it means his family is alive.
Or a Dark Dick Grayson who is just a tad overprotective of his family. Just a tad.
Time (to Protect You) by Blueseabird2
Summary
Losing Damian not only hurt beyond measure but also made Dick the last Bat standing. He had nothing keeping him in a broken world so goes back in time with only one ally (Damian begs to differ) and no plan except to protect everyone he can, at any cost.
Dick starts with making sure Jason never dies at the hands of the Joker and proceeds to track down and love his siblings (while maybe also plotting the destruction of the League of Assassins). He just doesn't realize that a clan of highly trained vigilantes are more than capable of realizing that Dick is not okay, and of returning his devotion with their own.
#batman#dick grayson#time travel#time travel fix it#batfam#batfamily#dcu#dc universe#batman fanfiction#batman fanfic recs#batman recs#dc fanfic recs#bruce wayne tries#dick grayson is the real parent#Parent figure#i dont know what to tag#tagging?
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dc comics#icb i posted this w/o tags the first time#what is wrong w me#superman: where do you find these kids#bruce: they just show up tbh#especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up#anyone: so which one is really robin?#bruce: they are all really robin.#bruce: dick wanted to kill a man.#jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY.#tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me#stephanie also wanted to kill a man.#damian did kill a man. or two.#YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark
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happy wip wednesday!! here's another dc wip/doodle dump :D
#dcu#dc comics#dc#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#superbat#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#mine#wip wednesday#I HAVE TRIED TO POST THESE SO MANY TIMES PLS WORK THIS TIMEEE
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Jason and Dick dealing with a Bruce that happened to be de-aged on a mission accidentally:
Bruce, staring at the two strange men towering over him:
Jason, panicked: So, uhm- do you want to go out for a smoke?
Dick: HE'S FOUR!
Jason: I don't know! What else am I supposed to do with him?!
#he tries to hand Bruce a gun next after he reaches for one of his guns and Dick almost has a heart attack#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman and robin#robin dc#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood
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Prompt:
Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts âscreamingâ during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
#the moment Jason starts screaming theatrically Bruce gets hardcore flashbacks#to the audio feed he recovered of Jason from the warehouse#no he cannot listen to this again#not when his son is right there and BRUCE CAN STILK SAVE HIM#Jason: dude you KNEW this was part of the plan why did you ruin it? wh- are you CRYINGbv#Bruce was against this plan from the start but Jason INSISTEA#Tim: uh oh this is NOT good#Bruce is physically incapable to hear Jason scream and do nothing#he tried he really did#Jason has a lot of feelings#jason todd#batfamily#ghost talks#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#red hood#tim drake#batdad#good dad bruce wayne#prompts
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Bruce goes to parent/teacher conference day and hears all the things heâs expecting to hear. Damian is interacting more with other students , having less violent outbursts. Duke is a natural leader. Tim doesnât go here - wait.
âTim Drake,â Bruce repeats. âTimothy Drake, doesnât go to this school?â
âI believe he dropped out last year, actually.â
ââŚOkay,â Bruce says, and then realizes that it looks bad if he didnât already know that. âYes, of course. So many kids, I lose track of them.â
Tim gets a text five minutes later telling him when heâs out of âclassâ to come to the manor immediately. Because he has been tailing a possible new rogue that teaches at the community college, Tim does not see that text for the threat it is and replies, âK.â
#my biggest HC is that Tim never told Bruce he dropped out of school#When Bruce brings it up Timâs like: âŚThat was forever ago#When Bruce tries to force him to go back to school Tim is just like: well actually Iâm emancipated soâŚ#Bruce: since when???#Tim drake#bruce wayne#batfam
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Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.
So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.
"Mom!"
Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.
Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles
#danny phantom#dc comics#batfam#batman#dani fenton#danny fenton#bruce wayne#dc x dp#ellie fenton#feel like ellie would be deaged in this one#while danny allows her to travel freely he has a check in system for her#as well as periods she has to come visit so she can go to doctors appointments or for holidays#he also forced vlad to help set up her human identity and she has online schooling#feel like everytime someone in the batfam tries to get info from danny or ellie on how they came to be they both are incredibly vague#but in a way that sets vlad in a really bad light#they dont mention the cloning they just phrase it as âvlad took advantage of danny when he was younger and ellie was the resultâ#danny complains often about child support and how vlad âstill tries to make family tiesâ#ellie just says vlad lies and its why she consider danny her only parent
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Whoâs coming to the cookout?
#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#batman#red robin#dc robin#batgirl#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#roppie tries to draw#WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now#bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these#this comic is also known as âwordless communication: how well your family knows youâ#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok đđ#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground
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Dick Grayson, watching Bruce sleep his way through the Justice League, have 17 different situationships, and leave a trail of ridiculously hot but emotionally unavailable exes in his wake: well that's not going to be ME when I grow up
#narrator: dick was very very wrong#but he tried#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#imagine having a messy scorpio for a dad#claiming you won't be like that#and then proceeding to just be a slightly nicer version of that
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Superman, trying to befriend Batman: If not friend, why friend shaped?
Literally everyone else, looking at Batman's costume, designed to be menacing and incite fear: He is NOT friend shaped!!
#obviously bruce is friend shaped but he tries to hide it#clark knows though#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#dc#dc comics#superbat#mine
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Five Little Ducks
Fandom: DC Comics, Batman
Summary: Bruce finds a magically de-aged Jason.
Chapters: 5/13
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Zatanna Zatara
Additional Tags: De-Aged Jason Todd, Magic, Babysitting, Father-Son Relationship, Fluff and Angst, POV Third Person, Bruce Wayne is Not Okay, Bruce Wayne Tries, Jason Todd Has Issues, Childhood Trauma
Chapter Five: Borda
Jason knocked on Bruce's door at two in the morning. Bruce groaned, forgetting Jason was seven years old, and he answered the door. He was so exhausted he never thought to look down. "Mr. Wayne," Jason whispered, "I did a bad thing."
"Oh? What did you do?" Bruce questioned, still not opening his eyes.
"I threw up," Jason mumbled. Bruce blinked hard and looked down at Jason. Jason had a greenish pallor, and his eyes were red and puffy.
"You threw up... That's alright. Are you done?" Bruce questioned. He was still half-asleep.
"I threw up on the rug," Jason mumbled. Bruce reached for Jason's hand, and Jason flinched.
"I'm not gonna hit you. Do you wanna be picked up?" Bruce questioned. Jason rubbed his eyes and nodded. Bruce scooped him up and rubbed his back. "I'm sorry that you got sick."
"I can clean it up... I was just-. I-. I got scared that I'd get lost," Jason stammered.
"You don't have to do that," Bruce whispered. Bruce imagined Jason's eyes were puffy because he probably fretted over the mess, crying out of fear of punishment. "Accidents happen, Jason... Okay?" Jason hid his face in Bruce's shoulder as they entered the room. Bruce turned the light on to assess the situation, and he nodded. Sure, enough, there was a little clear puddle in the center of the rug.
"I'm sorry," Jason whimpered. Bruce held the back of Jason's head in his palm and put some bounce in his step as he walked to the hall closet to grab the cleaning supplies.
"It's alright... It's nothing little baking soda and seltzer can't fix," Bruce whispered, "Jason, I've gotta put you down now-."
"Just a little bit longer... Please," Jason whispered. Bruce nodded and bounced from one side to the other. It was so hard to remember that Jason wasn't a baby. He was so small and easy to hold onto. Easy to hold onto. Jason hadn't been easy to hold onto in years. For years they'd been caught up in a violent struggle of push and pull. It felt good just this once to be needed. "Nobody picks me up anymore..."
"Well, I'll pick you up anytime you want," Bruce promised, "I don't care how big you get... I'll always try-." His voice broke. Bruce was bombarded with images from Jason's death. He took a steadying breath, and after a few moments, Jason pulled away.
"You can put me down if you want... I'm tired now," Jason whispered. Bruce nodded and tucked Jason into bed. Then, he tended to the mess on the rug. Jason lay on his side, staring at Bruce. "Mr. Wayne... I really am sorry," Jason apologized again.
"It's alright... Do you feel better?" Bruce questioned. Jason nodded. "That's all that matters..."
"Is Dick your son too?" Jason asked. Bruce nodded. "Why did he go away?"
"He had to go home... He doesn't live here anymore," Bruce explained. Jason blinked hard.
"You live all by yourself?" Jason questioned. Bruce nodded. "Aren't you lonely?"
"Sometimes," Bruce answered as he finished cleaning up. "I'll be right back." He put everything where it belonged and returned to Jason's room.
Jason waved at Bruce. "My dad told me a scary story the other night because he was mad at me... He said his dad told him the same story," Jason whispered.
"Do you want to talk about it?" Bruce questioned. Jason nodded.
"My mommy says if something's scary, sometimes you have to tell the story to someone else so that it won't worry me anymore," Jason explained.
"Alright," Bruce replied.
"Can you turn the light on first?" Jason asked. Bruce nodded and turned on the lamp with a remote. "If it's foggy, I'm not supposed to walk to school unless he's with me... But I went anyway because it was library day. So, when he got home from work, I wasn't there. He grabbed and shook me, and I wanted to cry, but I didn't." Bruce nodded.
"Did he take you to school?" Bruce asked. Jason shook his head.
"He told me kids shouldn't go out in the fog without their mommies and daddies because of the Borda. Do you know what that is?" Jason questioned. Bruce shook his head. "She's a scary witch with a blindfold that kills kids with ropes for going where they're not supposed to." Bruce nodded.
"Were you upset when he told you that?" Bruce questioned. Jason nodded.
"But he didn't stay mad... I told him I was sorry, and he took me home. We played the lock game, and he got his money back from our neighbor," Jason replied.
"What's the lock game?" Bruce asked.
"We played it in our building... Sometimes he'd forget things in people's apartments, so he showed me how to unlock doors with different stuff, so we don't have to bother anybody," Jason explained, "I can unlock a door in less than a minute."
It took everything in Bruce's power to hold a straight face. He was furious. How could Willis trick a child as sweet and innocent as that into breaking and entering into apartments? And Jason was none the wiser. "What's the matter?" Jason questioned. Bruce shook his head. He knew Jason had to learn to steal from someone, but he had no idea this was how it all started.
"Did you play any other games with Willis?" Bruce replied.
"Um... The police game. Mommy didn't like that one," Jason replied, "I had to sit in the car when he'd go shopping and honk the horn when I saw police. I have to smile and wave at the police, and if they stop and wave at me, I win."
Bruce swallowed hard. "You don't play checkers or anything like that with him?" Bruce questioned.
"Oh," Jason yawned, "Sometimes he'd play the drums on my stomach while dinner cooked... I like that one. It's my favorite."
Bruce made a soft noise as Jason closed his eyes. "Any other games?" Bruce asked.
"It wasn't a game, but when he reads-. When he used to read the paper, he would let me hold one side while he held the other... I liked it because he always gave me a kiss instead of telling me to turn the page," Jason replied. Bruce kissed Jason's forehead.
"Thank you for sharing your stories with me," Bruce whispered.
"Thank you for holding me," Jason mumbled. Bruce tried not to seem sad, but he couldn't help but feel pain in the pit of his stomach. Willis's love for Jason was there, but it was selfish. Jason accepted that as it was. Jason accepted scraps of love when he deserved much more. Jason deserved the world, and even Bruce failed to give that to him.
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Bruce getting asked who his favorite child is and panickingâ˘
Bruce: .... Danny
Most of the Batfam: who?
Dick: oh yeah fair
Damian: who's.... Danny
Dick: my childhood friend, Bruce tried to adopt him but got bodied by Danny's parents and sister, he's still not over it
Bruce: I am over it-
Dick: then throw away the adoption papers with his name on it-
Bruce, gasping: no
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#richard grayson#dick grayson#bruce wayne#the batfam never met danny because#a. dicks a bit possessive of him cause they know each other from before the accident#and b. the fentons dont want danny too close to the fucker who tried to adopt him#but now they wanna meet him
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