#British toast

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イギリストースト

イギリストーストは青森県青森市に本社がある「工藤パン」が1967年ころに発売を開始した菓子パンで、マーガリンとグラニュー糖を山型パン2枚で挟んだだけのシンプルな作り。 焼いてもいないのにトーストと言い切る名前の由来は創業者・工藤半衛門の一存だったと言われている。

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[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…

[noodles-and-tea]

Merlin is dying of laughter off-screen, obviously

[farawaywiththefairies]

there is just something about seeing an older man being gentle and kind with a tiny animal ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

British supremacy

[shootingthe-stars]

lowkey the worst thing about writing is coming up with different food for the characters to eat. bonus points if they’re british😭

[phanyu]

if i hear dan and phil wax poetic about fucking butter and toast one more time im taking somebody out back

[springthecowboy]

Watch the nuggetlings(and John) for me

[agentoffangirling]

There are ways to make any food look appetizing. You could make fried scorpion look good if you tried. The problem I keep noticing with British food is that they don't

You already have a solid base with all the meat and potatoes, there's tons of native herbs used to spice things up. Hell, if beans on toast was presented like this:

I would eat it, bc that looks appetizing. If you used the spices you colonized half the world for, you could have something really really good. If British cuisine bothered to put the slightest bit of effort into making their food look actually edible, more people would be open to it

Think about it this way. If I gave you this hamburger:

You would realistically think that it's meh at best. Sure, the taste might be fine, but this is boring. Bland. Nothing to it. Now, I add a few things, like lettuce, tomato, cheese, a few sauces, a spice blend, and boom:

That looks fucking delicious! It's the same concept with every single food

Or perhaps something from my own culture, khoresh gheymeh:

Again, it looks fine, but it can be better, something like this:

To be fair, this one is from a vegan recipe, but much nicer, yeah? And it still keeps the base we know and love

You don't need to stick with the same five ingredients every time, branch out! Use what you have, add what you took, and twist it into something presentable, bc every single British dish I've seen is just a different variation of mashed potatoes and meat. You don't have to ration anymore, stop acting like it

[morethansalad]

Vegan Old-Fashioned Creamed Spinach on Toast

[unopenablebox]

people at work are always like "glass how come you know so much more information about traditional british foods than our british coworkers" and the answer is that i am inexorably driven to read and reread golden age mystery novels instead of doing anything at all useful with my time

[lettucecook]

Curried beans with radish greens on sourdough and a wonderful celery date salad !!! Shits soul warming

[redvanillabee]

joining the war on pb&j on the side of the americans

[runandhideguys]

that new thing where usamericans have started using more cockney adjacent accents to imitate british ppl they don’t like is kinda… idk it feels off,, esp when they’re using slang that’s attributed more to working class people. like what happened to making fun of posh people 🤨 i promise you boris johnson and jk rowling are not the ones saying bruv or innit

[dirty-little-mind33]

atj is so hot i wish british people were real

same 🤧

[piplicious]

@pipsbanquet breakfast has been delivered☝️