#toast your bread

[agentoffangirling]

There are ways to make any food look appetizing. You could make fried scorpion look good if you tried. The problem I keep noticing with British food is that they don't

You already have a solid base with all the meat and potatoes, there's tons of native herbs used to spice things up. Hell, if beans on toast was presented like this:

I would eat it, bc that looks appetizing. If you used the spices you colonized half the world for, you could have something really really good. If British cuisine bothered to put the slightest bit of effort into making their food look actually edible, more people would be open to it

Think about it this way. If I gave you this hamburger:

You would realistically think that it's meh at best. Sure, the taste might be fine, but this is boring. Bland. Nothing to it. Now, I add a few things, like lettuce, tomato, cheese, a few sauces, a spice blend, and boom:

That looks fucking delicious! It's the same concept with every single food

Or perhaps something from my own culture, khoresh gheymeh:

Again, it looks fine, but it can be better, something like this:

To be fair, this one is from a vegan recipe, but much nicer, yeah? And it still keeps the base we know and love

You don't need to stick with the same five ingredients every time, branch out! Use what you have, add what you took, and twist it into something presentable, bc every single British dish I've seen is just a different variation of mashed potatoes and meat. You don't have to ration anymore, stop acting like it

[taranzas-biggest-fan]

sorry for my last post guys </3 have a drawing of a fic im working on as compensation

[xierru]

got a bit of stain on your cheek there

[alter-koker]

trying to get into gluten free bread because sandwiches are really the easiest thing to pack for lunch. but it's so annoying because if you have enough flavorful ingredients it can kind of taste like a normal sandwich, but only if that normal sandwich was made with like, stale garbage bread ......

[redvanillabee]

joining the war on pb&j on the side of the americans

[fisheito]

MY BOY WITH AN ENTIRE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS MOUF

[mildmayfoxe]

i got a caramelized onion & cheeses focaccia at trader joes yesterday and you KNOOOOW i popped a chunk of it off and sliced it in half and toasted it in a pan with bacon fat and built a breakfast sandwich on there

[livvyofthelake]

saw a tiktok where this girl was saying she couldn’t watch phineas and ferb because she sympathized too much with candace and saw candace’s plot as a quest for justice and was like a child watching disney channel in the mornings muttering to herself that phineas and ferb can’t keep getting away with this… first of all me as well. anyway that’s me watching the big bang theory. what is so weird and bad about sheldon cooper huh

[synthwavecryptid]

I keep using dog similes for Toast and I promise I mean it in THE most affectionate way possible

🍞 Great Dane determined to be a lap dog, all legs and elbows but just wanting a cuddle. Personal space who

🍞 Happy-go-lucky golden retriever energy at all times, just so stoked to be doing anything (including batshit insane things normal people would not find fun)

🍞 yknow how some dogs get so excited to see folks their whole body wiggles when they wag their tail? Toast vibes

🍞 dummy loyal, treat motivated, if you step on his foot he’ll probably immediately forget it happened, ‘I have just met you and I love you’ ass bitch

🍞 he’s a soldier, he’s an ARC, he does his job tremendously well when he’s boots on the ground, but that viciousness with enemy droids doesn’t extend to sentients. He’s a tender soul at heart. Umbara was really hard on him.

[sebastians-alterhuman-archive]

Reject humanity consume bread

Or something else if you can't have gluten

[altaroftransexuality]

top ten breakfasts that inspire poetry

[elijah-loyal]

shh dont be sad

1 mid-sized or large cucumber

1 tomato

lemon juice

parsley

olive oil

salt

bread (any kind)

hummus (preferably the good, fresh kind)

set bread to toast

dice tomato and cucumber however fine you want. Optional onions can be diced as well

mix vegetables together, add lemon juice and salt to taste (you always need more salt than you originally think and less lemon juice)

splash with olive oil and mix WELL. leave to sit

spread toast with hummus and put salad mixture on top. garnish with parsley

[captainjonnydville]

The toast soliders...?

Do I even want to know

-stickerman

Don’t tell me you don’t know what toast soldiers are. Because that would mean I’ve actually learned things from the Toy Soldier, more than the baseline knowledge of such things as tea and toast soldiers. It’s slowly trying to make me civilised and I cannot accept that.

[scummy-writes]

🥥🍈🍊🍓🥒🥔🧄🧅🥜

🥥 - Chill vibes

🍈 - One of the best blogs I follow

🍊 - Soooo talented

🍓 - Big Brained AF

🥒 - Great sense of humor

🥔 - I just think you're neat

🧄 - Life of the party

🧅 - I'm so glad we're friends

🥜 - Have a peanut

Hehehehehe thank u oliverrrr. I am very happy people think I am funny. And a peanut!! I have gotten one!!

I would give yooou....

🥥 - Chill vibes, 🍊 - Soooo talented, 🥔 - I just think you're neat, 🧄 - Life of the party, 🧅 - I'm so glad we're friends, 🍉 - Cool, calm, and collected, 🥦 - Let's take a walk through the woods, 🥑 - Let's make toast!, 🍓 - Big Brained AF

[cranes-menagerie]

Me when @mjtheartist04

Thank you so much!!!! Seriously it's people like you who make me motivated to keep working on things

[astrobei]

can i please promote my will byers being a sheryl crow fan agenda now orrrr