#wtf is gluten take that shit out

[sebastians-alterhuman-archive]

Reject humanity consume bread

Or something else if you can't have gluten

[gglitchshit]

Saw the word "gluten" and now the bread bank meme is playing in my head non stop...anyway gonna make a comic with my OCs reenacting it...

[sunnibits]

hey, if you have arfid/any ed/any food sensitivity issues in general, do me a favor and reblog this and tell me these in the tags!: (as many or as little as you’d like - this is just for fun :))

- your current favorite safe food

- your favorite food in general

- one food that you can always manage to eat no matter what (if you have one!)

- one food that isn’t currently safe, but that you WANT to like or think you would like if you tried it

- the most recent new food that you have tried, and did you like it? (I’m so so proud of you either way!)

[mausguild]

Baku & the boys be for the streets || Sentence starters

A sentence meme based on Sethical's Baku series

💸; "Let me get uhhhh.. BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 liter of coke." 💸; "If it don't got bone in it, iss boneless." 💸; "Dawg, swear on your TIMBS, u not fuckin wit me." 💸; "You have an overdue balance of HELLA BREAD." 💸; "I just said we closed, I just finished cleanin everything." 💸; "Ight. That's it buddy, you can say goodbye to your job." 💸; "Fym no loyalty?" 💸; "Bruh, if you rap on this ugly ass beat-" 💸; "I'm sorry, I don't speak ITALICS." 💸; "U think I give a fuck? Come to the restaurant rn, I give you boneless ass whooping. Special carryout discount." 💸; "Dawg, u wanna just see the damn BIRTH CERTIFICATE?" 💸; "I got limited minutes bruh, wrap this shit up." 💸; "So u thought we wasn't gon come back for the BREAD?" 💸; "That was like 100 years ago bruh, he DEAD." 💸; "I ain't never fuck wit nintendo." 💸; "I'm not sellin you these shits." 💸; "I ain't ask for lip from minimum wage." 💸; "Aight, get the fu-fu-fuck OUT." 💸; "Who in here doin illegal shit?" 💸; "You have the right to shut that shit up." 💸; "Wtf is gluten?" 💸; "Swear on ur fuckin YEEZYS, if u wanna fight, we gon fight." 💸; "U tryna be on worldstar?" 💸; "Tell him to take the mf gluten out the bread." 💸; "Ima need you to shut that bullshit up chief." 💸; "What bitchass country are yall from, where they got this bullshit at?" 💸; "U can either take this yeast, or im callin the police." 💸; "GET THIS DICKHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN." 💸; "What is that? Is he speaking italics?" 💸; "You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs." 💸; "Wheres that got dam MONEY?" 💸; "Ay, $7.25 an hour, stfu." 💸; "You ain't ending shit, swear on YEEZY." 💸; "Idk who got you speaking italics, but you gotta back the fuck off me." 💸; "Listen, there ain't enough battery on this iphone 6 for you to be bullshittin and fucking around." 💸; "Shut your homeless ass up." 💸; "What, yall cookin with easy bake oven?" 💸; "Yeah I'm the fuckin judge, what you gon do?" 💸; "Tf you doing at my house?" 💸; "The fuck you allergic to, BRICK?" 💸; "I'm playing tag with my money rn, and I'm it." 💸; "Do I look like microsoft word?" 💸; "Fuck ima do? Power up? You think ima go super saiyan?" 💸; "Do I look like I got sneak 100?"

[takis-breathing-dragon]

Souther Fist of the North Star Headcanons Part 2

Tonight in "Ichigo Aji taken as canon" Souther is often seen eating Japanese curry. From what I've looked into, it's typically a comfort food popular with children to get them to eat their vegetables. Why does an emperor who prides himself on eating steak in the wasteland eat comfort food? Something one may consider commoner food?

Because Ohgai made it for him as a child.

Souther has a sweet tooth and likes cheesecake and anything with strawberries in it.

Toki: So I brought kale chips, quinoa, plain cottage cheese, and gluten free granola for the movie, Souther: holding his ho hos, cupcakes, donuts, and Reese's cups to his chest Wtf

Souther keeps some strawberry grandma candies in his tank top.

Father's Day makes Souther depressed.

Souther is attracted to introverts.

Souther has a maid fetish.

Souther has a praise kink and head pat kink.

Souther gives sarcastic Valentines candy hearts to his partner that say "Your face is ok" "You're alright" "Cool beans" no matter how long he's actually been with his partner

While at Nanto meetings, Shu drops as many dad jokes onto Souther as possible until he's absolutely seething. Souther hates dad jokes.

Any object of affection by Souther, romantic or platonic, he shows to be possessive over. He loves the few he does very deeply but also cannot stand the pain of any potential separation, so the fears of losing the object of affection can make him crazed.

Souther would be dedicated to give everyone, but especially the other Rokusei, just the absolute worst most cursed Christmas gifts possible. He has the money to waste on really stupid shit and does it for the reaction.

What would domestic Souther be like? Souther sees his partner reading and honks their boob. Whenever he comes out of the shower, he takes off his towel and does the helicopter spin with his pp in front of his partner. That's domestic Souther.

Souther is the type of person to take pictures of his food.

With how fate and whatnot works in HnK, I feel like there was no way for Souther to escape his fate as successor. They would've pulled a Greek tragedy on him and he would've ended up at the same destination, just walking a different way to get here. If Ohgai forbid him, Souther may have trained on his own. Souther is the phoenix was the previous phoenix always has to burn before it can rise again.

Souther: I am the emperor, I have no need for love or emotions

I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner starts playing

Souther: laying distraught on the floor

Rei: Is he okay?

Shu: He's fine. He just gets like this over love songs.

Souther seems like the guy to just collect fancy looking weapons that survived the bombs dropping for no apparent reason other than he thinks they look cool. For self-indulgent reasons, I'd think he'd like spears the most. He's basically a mall ninja.

Souther unironically commissioning statues of himself as the Chad and Raoh as the virgin and putting it in front of his palace.

Souther's situs inversus gives him a lot of sinus infections. He plays it off in public but in private he's basically a man flu sufferer and wants to be coddled and attended to.

Souther would throw cheese at his own baby to see if it stuck and record it.

Souther is the jealous type.

For all his bravado, Souther can't handle spicy food very much. Though he is often shown eating curry in Ichigo Aji, Japanese curry by default is usually the definition of mild (and a favorite of children). Even just a little bit of spice will get his ears bright pink, and a little more heat will get him to sweat. And because his ego and pride are always on his sleeve, if someone challenges him to eat something spicy, he will do it despite the pain.

I saw a video of a bird trying way too hard to feed a way too big worm to its tiny, tiny baby and I imagined Souther trying to feed his baby a steak.

[hongjoongpresent]

Not a day goes by where I don't quote the bread bank, if only in my head

[youusedme]

@northsaved: 

Sorry we’re perfect, can’t make complaints. Not allowed

★— ❛   Can I speak to your MANAGER? ❜

[bigmeandragonlady]

can you tell us more about your EL baker oc and how her and cali came to be together? 🎤

sorry this took a little longer, i wanted to sketch her out! also cut for length! Baker with no name and strong hands:

She's kept/non-military, a mishmash of elf kind (not terribly uncommon when you're trying not to inbreed on such a small island,) vastly prefers dealing with scouts over soldiers with one notable exemption, slightly obsessed with starts/celestial bodies, has a small apartment by the docks, and desperately wants off the island.

She got a lucky location for her shop: near one of the wall's gates, on the main thoroughfare. The shop's specialty is stuffed buns- perfect for being on the go, but her personal favorite to make is butter bread.

Due to her shop's location she gets a lot of foot traffic from soldiers/scouts. She ends up knowing both Lacey and Vadeyn as well as Calipoa. Lacey the longest, then Cali and Vadyen.

In regards to the game plot: she winds up on the Bastion near the end of the game- convinced Cali to let her aboard. Her original plan was to run away when they made landfall. That obv never happens. (in a divergent path, it does, miss baker doesn't make it far before realizing whenever she thought about being away from the island, she wasn't alone, so she comes back before the Bastion even leaves. this still causes tension between the two of them but eventually it resolves.)

I also like the idea that Skylar/one of the servants of Duliae's estate buys from her b/c duliae really likes her bread but has no fucking idea where it comes from.

I don't have a concrete answer on how they met but they hit it off immediately and it probably involved... bread. I don't think Cali would be particularly shy about it when she likes someone so after being a sort of regular at the shop for awhile she would say shit like "of course the bread's delicious, when made by such a beautiful woman" and eventually ask her out. Pretty mundane tbh

By the time the game rolls around, they've been together for a couple years but keep it on DL b/c of Likan's rebellion. A few people do know, Lacega is one of them, and later the whole Bastion: after they get attacked by that fish, in a moment of relief that they're both okay, Cali grabs and kisses her right on the deck SO

+ Her dynamic with Lacega is often:

Lacey: wtf is gluten? take that shit out. Baker: it's gluten free Lacey: i don't care if it's free Baker: swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gonna fight

[fandom-puff]

Alfie Solomons on Social Media

Big thank you to @cheekypeakyblinders @peak-a-blinder and @champagneholland !! So much love and support with this lil social media themed project we’re doing! Go read their writing (linked at the bottom!) also can I just say I’m super proud of the moodboards I made for these :)

Alfie is NOT tech savvy. He’s not a complete technophobe, but he’s definitely not down with the latest trends, he doesn’t have a clue what half the pre-installed apps on his phone are for and he’s only just figured out that you can have a contacts list and that you don’t need to manually type in a whole phone number if it’s already saved on his phone.

He often forgets how to turn off caps lock, so his texts can often be misinterpreted as very angry or very excited

He also uses LOTS of abbreviations- like the normal ones (lol, wtf, ffs, cba) but then he also makes his own up which just confused everybody

Example:

It’s okay though bc the younger ones actually teach him stuff (*cough* unlike tommy abd arthur who just take the piss)

‘No right Finn mate I don’t want to fuckin download Tik tok I’ve got a fuckin watch and a little clock on the screen fucks sake’

Alfie’s in a fair few group chats- there’s the main GC that has the Shelby/gray clan (he’s there for banter and because Polly is an admin and she knows it pisses tommy off

Every morning without fail at like... 5-6 o’clock, he’ll send a bright and cheerful good morning text that’s normally not very well received. But he does it anyway bc him and Pol are the only ones awake :)

Alfie on snapchat is a different story. Literally every day there’s a picture of Cyril with a caption like ‘love of my life’ ‘best mate’ ‘don’t know what I’d do without you’

He also posts all his baked goodies onto his story too, and the random women who add him via quick add end up swooning over his floury tattooed arms bc he has a dog and he can COOK

He hasn’t got a CLUE what a private story is so every day, at least 100+ people are subjected to ‘tommy fucking Shelby has a stick up his arse pass it on’ which gets screenshotted and sent to the group chat

He doesn’t get the whole ‘streaks’ thing either

‘No I don’t wanna fucking streak with you isaiah what the fuck??? I thought your dad was a man of god and all that???’

Cue three days later on his story: “there’s fires next to some of your names right and if you die yeah, blame isaiah because he asked me to streak with him and I don’t think Jeremiah likesd that tbh and probs prayed to god to smite yous down lol’

‘Alfie it just means we’ve snapped eachother for three consecutive days mate’

His story that day: ‘sorry you’re not getting smited you lot just like sending me pictures of your ceilings ??’

Snapchat filters took him by surprise too but imagine this man’s JOY when he found out Cyril could wear funny glasses AND have a round face 🥺🥺🥺

Let’s talk YouTube. Despite not knowing how to turn caps lock off, and thinking Finn is having a stroke every time he throws it back, Alfie is quite the vlogger.

What’s starts off as mostly baking videos and rants (he likes to get things off his chest while kneading the SHIT out of some dough) quickly turns into a full on THING

He makes all sorts of videos- at least one weekly vlog with Cyril and him going on an adventure

Honestly those ones are basically asmr bc Alfie will be recording cyril with one hand and petting him and scratching behind his ears with the other and just murmuring ‘what’ve you got there mate? A rock? Tha’s fuckin brilliant that is my mate. My good boy aren’t you? Yeah... good lad... you gonna put the rock down or... no we’re fuckin... taking the fuckin rock home with us... whatever you say mate...’

Like it’s not much of a vlog like ‘hey guys it’s Alfie aka the Wandering Jew and today me and my pal are going to the park’ it’s more of a ‘watch this great big bear of a man talk very gently to a great big dog for fifteen minutes’ type of vlog

He also does the baking vids obvs, but in more of a tutorial format rather than bitching about his mate ‘Timmy’ as he develops the gluten with his sleeves rolled upto his elbows.

‘Well Jamie Oliver will tell you to do it like this’

*like 10 seconds of silence as he stares at the camera*

‘FUCK Jamie Oliver the stupid twat THIS is the right way to do it

There are normally some VERY thirsty comments about his arms.

He does a reaction video to the thirsty comments once

John read them out to him and his audience was DELIGHTED by his blush as he muttered ‘that right, is fuckin inappropriate innit? Fucking filth like that when I’m trying to teach you how to bake my nan’s bread? Terrible.’

Alfie’s new found YouTube success brings some unwanted attention too...

He doesn’t really know what to do about it so he just leaves it...

A week later, however...

Finally, lets talk messaging his significant other

Admittedly his long winded, meandering rants don’t really translate very well into text, so he much prefers to FaceTime or simply ring you

His texts are sweet though

He tries, bless him

If you don’t live together, you get a good morning and a goodnight text every night, regardless of any business.

You quickly learn to mute your phone as soon as you wake up bc he is an early bird lol

You hear the rants he doesn’t put on his story 🥺🥺

He doesn’t really use emojis but he uses them a LOT more when he texts you- mainly the heart ones

Likes your instagram posts literally as soon as they’re posted and always comments on them

‘You’re fucking beautiful you. I love you’

He does it on your snapchat story as well, sensing you your picture with a cute (or flirty) comment

SMUTTY TALK BELOW

You love texting him little flirty messages??? Just subtle ones with a cheeky double entendre.

Maybe you’re thinking about him. Maybe the sausages you had with breakfast really were juicy who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Either way it gets him GOING

You use snapchat to your biggest advantage, sending him cheeky little peeks at your body, but never quite ENOUGH

He clicks off the image really quickly so you normally get a ‘Alfie💖 has replayed your snap’ notification

‘Fuck me love’

‘Later. In a meeting gtg xx’

He doesn’t really take dirty pics himself. He does, however, tell you to grab your headphones ;)

Thank you for reading! Below are the other works in this collab! Make sure to check them out 💖💖

John Shelby by @cheekypeakyblinders

Michael Gray by @champagneholland

Finn Shelby by @cheekypeakyblinders

Tommy Shelby by @peak-a-blinder

Grace burgess by @champagneholland

Arthur Shelby by @peak-a-blinder

Tag list: @the-makingsofgreatness @peakyswritings @haphazardhufflepuff @diksy1112 @zodiyack @soleil-dor @hiddensapphic @fckingpeakyblinders @snugleo @alittlebirds @satanxklaus @glamsaturn @thegirlwithoutaname87 @queenofmankind @awkwardretro @captivatedbycillianmurphy @xshinytrashcanx @hanster1998 @cheekypeakyblinders @champagneholland

[elzetastuff]

Bread Store

*At the police station*

Lumine: *massaging her temples* "Okay, can you explain to me why you got arrested today?"

Childe: "..."

*2 hours earlier*

Venti: “Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. T O A S T E D, R O A -”

Childe: “bro stfu. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche”

Venti: “We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread-”

Childe: “Wtf is gluten, take that shit out”

Venti: “It's gluten free”

Childe: “I don't care if it's free!”

Venti: “SWEAR ON YOUR FCKING YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gon fight”

Childe: “U tryna be on WORLD STAR?”

Venti: “What, u gon record it?”

Childe: “yeh, i got my dollar store camera O N”

Xiangling: *barges in* “WHATS THE FKCING SITUAAAATION?”

Childe: “What. The. Fuck. Do you want?”

Xiangling: “Im the motherfcking M A N A G E R”

Childe: “At the bread store?”

Xiangling: “B R E A D”

Childe: “Tell him to take the mf gluten, out the bread”

Xiangling: “Imma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. We can't take shit out the bread”

Childe: “Why put it in the first place? i know yalls smoking that P A C K”

Xiangling: “We got crackers, no gluten”

Childe: “ffffuck crackers”

Venti: “It's gluten free, u want the gluten or nah?”

Childe: “hell no! u better take the gluten out that damn shit”

Xiangling: “Look we got whole wheat, gluten free, Liyue toast, gluten free. T O R T I L L A”

Childe: “Fuck all dat”

Xiangling: “What?”

Childe: “Bitch ass country are y'all from? Where they got this bullshit at?”

Xiangling: “Mondstadt”

Childe: “I KNEW IT”

Venti: “Look, u can either take this YEAST. Or I"m calling the police”

Childe: “Im going WEAST”

Xiangling: “naw dont call the police I got a warrant” 

Childe: “Honestly, FUCK YALL. I ain't ever seen nobody act like this over no bread!”

Xiangling: “What the fuk are you saying?”

Childe: “All Im saying is, fuck yalls bread, F U C K T H E G L U T E N, A N D F U C K T H E M C R A C K E R S”

Venti: “but the crackers don't have gluten”

Childe: “I’ll take those”

Venti: “Okay that's gonna be five-”

Childe: “Nah fuck dat I aint paying” *grabs crackers and leaves store*  

*Present Time*

Childe: "..."

Lumine: "so?"

Childe: "... its a long story"

[sweetandsourpistol]

Bread bank meme

Kageyama: welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, bread on the deck bread on the floo

TOASTED

Hinata: bro stfu, lislisten i just need a baguette and a brioche

Kage: we don’t have either of those, you can get the gluten free, white bread or the potato bread-

hinata: Wtf is gluten take that shit out 😃

kage: It’s gluten free-

Hinata: i dont CARE if it’s free.

Kage: swear on your fuckin’ YEEZY’S if you wan’ fight we gon’ fight,

Hinata: tryin’ be on world star?

Kage: wut you gon record it?

Hinata: yeah, my dollar store camera O N.

Tsuki: WHAT’S THE FUCKIN SITUAAAAAAAAAAAATION?

Hina: wtf do YOU want? 😃

Tsuki: I’m the mf MANAGERRR

Hinata: At the bread store?

Tsuki: BREAD.

Hinata: Tell him to take the MF gluten out the bread.

Tsuki: I’ma need you to shut that BULLSHIT up c h e i f. We can’t take shit out da bread.

Hinata: why put it in, in the first place? ik y’all smokin that PACK (he’s talking about smoking gluten)

Kage: We got crackers, no gluten.

Hinata: Fuck crackers

Tsuki: It’s gluten free, you want gluten or nah?

Hinata: Hell N O, you better take that gluten out that damn shit.

Tsuki: Look we got Whole wheat, GLUTEN FREE, Texas toast GLUTEN FREE, TORTILLA!-

Hinata: Fuk all dat. What bitchass country are y’all from where they got this bullshit at?

Kage: Japan (Original: Florida)

Hina: I knew it.

Tsuki: look you can either take this YEAST, or i’m calling the POLICE.

Hina: I’m goin’ WEAST.

Kage: Nah, don’t call the police i got a warrant.

Hina: Hone Honestly fuq y’all, I ain’t never seen someone act like this over no bread.

Kage: What the ✨FUCK✨ Are you sayin’?

Hina: All i’m sayin is fuck y’alls bread, fuck the GLUTEN and fuck them crackers.

Tsuki: but the crackers don’t have gluten?-

Hina: I’ll take those.

Kage: Ok, that’ll be 5-

hina: Nah, fuck dat. I ain’t payin.

[dipper-in-real-life]

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loaves

bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED.

bro stfu

listen i just want a baguette and a brioche

we don’t have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread

wtf is gluten take that shit out

it’s gluten free

idc if it’s free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight we gonna fight

trying to be on worldstar

got my dollar store camera ON

what’s the fuckin situationnn

what the fuck do you want

i’m the fuckin MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the mfing gluten

OUT THE BREAD

we can’t take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place

we got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers

it’s gluten free, you want the gluten or not

hell no

you better take the gluten out that shit

look we got whole-wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten-free, TORTILLA-

fuck all that

where tf y’all from

florida

i knew it

look you can either take this yeast

or i’m callin the police

i’m going WEAST

nah don’t call the police i got a warrant

honestly fuck yall i ain’t ever see anyone act like this over bread

wtf are you saying

all i’m saying in fuck your bread

fuck the gluten

and fuck the crackers

but the crackers don’t have gluten

i’ll take those

okay that’s gonna be 5-

no i ain’t paying

[door slams]

[fragmentwitch]

Keiichi: listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche

Shion: we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread

Keiichi: WTF is gluten? Take that shit out

Shion: it's gluten-free.

Keiichi: I don't care if it's free!

[melon-official]

i have at least half of this memorized

Doin somethin for insta

[visfar-the-101]

Lynyrd Skynyrd goes to the bread bank

warnings? lol

Allen: Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread. We sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the flo, TOASTED

Leon: bro shut the fuck up

Leon: listen I just need a baguette and a brioche

Allen: we dont have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, potato bread,-

Leon: wtf is gluten

Leon: take that shit OUT

Allen: it's gluten free

Leon: i dont CARE if its FREE swear on your motherfuckin YEEZYS if we gon fight we gon fight

Allen: what you tryin to be on worldstar?

Leon: yeh

Allen: what you gonna record it?

Leon: I got my dollar store camera ON

Ronnie: whatsthefuckinSITUAAAATION

Leon: what. The fuck. Do you want.

Ronnie: I'm the mf MANAGER

Leon: at the bread store?

Ronnie: B̷̳͎̮͔̻̦̦͉̠͇͆͌̆̈́̅̉̀̄͘̚̕͠R̴̨̡̛͇͙̺͖̪̫͙̱̳̫͓̍̐͆͑̚͜Ę̷̥͇͉̜͙̜̽͗̀̅̈̉̀̓͋̅̀̐̀̽́̐̎͘̚Ą̷̛̛̘̫̫͉͍̜͖͓̲͇̩̮̮̼̩̜͇̖͛̌̉̎̉̅̓̈́͋̌͘Ḑ̸̛͚͈͙͉͔̗̹͙̜̘̟͓̤̻̠͉̘̟̪̅͋̏͑̒̂̌̏̀̈͂͒̓͒̚

Leon: tell him. to take the mf gluten. out the bread

Ronnie: i'm gonna need you to shut that bullshit up chief. We can't take shit out the bread.

Leon: why put it in. In the first place. I know ya'll smokin that PACK.

Allen: we got crackers. no gluten.

Leon: fffffuck crackers

Ronnie: it's gluten free. You want the gluten or naw?

Leon: hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

Ronnie: look- we got whole wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten free. T̷̨̨̮̻̪̞̻͙̩̼̬̟̈́͒̉̇͜͝Ǒ̴̪̇͆̐͂̎͗̓R̴̢͓͓̬̙̹̤͚͈̘̖̄̅͋̽̓̿͗̿͑͂̈́̌̇͜͝T̸̢͓̙͍͖̲̦̜̭̖̙̜͕̩̅̽̉͐́̈́̇̔̿̅̚͠Ȋ̵͙̅͊Ĺ̴̢̟͉̦̲̱̰͈̦̖̖̿͌Ļ̴͕͉̱͖̳̙͈̒̇̔̐̍̒̌̔͋̂̄̈́͘A̷̳̲̳̓-

Leon: fucalldat

Leon: what BITCH ASS country are ya'll from where they got this BULLSHIT at?

Ronnie: Florida

Leon: i knew it

Allen: listen you can take this yeast, or i'm callin. The police.

Leon: well i'm headin WEAST

Ronnie: naw dont call the police i got a warrant

Leon: honestly, fuck ya'll. I ain't never seen anyone act like this over no bread.

Ronnie: what. the fuck. are you saying.

Leon: all i'm saying is fuck ya'lls bread. fuck the gluten. and fuck them crackers.

Allen: but the crackers don't have gluten.

Leon: i'll take those

Allen: that'll be five-

Leon: nah fuck that I ain't payin

(store door slams shut)

[iscreaminternallyalot]

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loaves

bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED.

bro stfu

listen i just want a baguette and a brioche

we don’t have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread

wtf is gluten take that shit out

it’s gluten free

idc if it’s free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight we gonna fight

trying to be on worldstar

got my dollar store camera ON

what’s the fuckin situationnn

what the fuck do you want

i’m the fuckin MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the mfing gluten

OUT THE BREAD

we can’t take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place

we got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers

it’s gluten free, you want the gluten or not

hell no

you better take the gluten out that shit

look we got whole-wheat, gluten free, texas toast, gluten-free, TORTILLA-

fuck all that

where tf y’all from

florida

i knew it

look you can either take this yeast

or i’m callin the police

i’m going WEAST

nah don’t call the police i got a warrant

honestly fuck yall i ain’t ever see anyone act like this over bread

wtf are you saying

all i’m saying in fuck your bread

fuck the gluten

and fuck the crackers

but the crackers don’t have gluten

i’ll take those

okay that’s gonna be 5-

no i ain’t paying

[door slams]

I'm closing my inbox again if this keeps up wolfii