#welcome to the bread bank we sell bread we sell loafs we got bread on deck bread on the flo TOASTED Bro Shut The Fuck Up Listen i just need
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Reject humanity consume bread
Or something else if you can't have gluten
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unoriginal-and-dumb · 6 months ago
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hey its me ryan gosling do you want anything while im at the bread store
Welcome to the bread bank . We sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck. Bread on the floor.
TOASTED
Shut the fuck up. Listen I jsut need a baguette and a brioche.
We don’t have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread
What the fuck is gluten take that shit out
it’s gluten free
I DONT CARE IF ITS FREE
swear on your fucking yeezys
If you wanna fight we gonna fight
You tryna be on Worldstar?
What you gonna record it?
Yea. I got my dollar store camera
ON
What’s the fuckin situaaation?
What the fuck do you want
I’m the mother fucking
MANAGER
At the bread store?
BREAD
Tell him to take the mother fucking gluten out the bread.
Imma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can’t take shit out the bread
Why put it in in the first place. I know y’all smoking that pack
We got crackers, no gluten
FUCK crackers
It’s gluten free
You want the gluten or not?
hell no
You better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look we got
whole wheat, gluten free
TEXAS toast, gluten free
TORTILLA
Fuck all that. What bitch ass country are y’all from. Where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
I knew it
Look you can either take this yeast or im caking the police-st
I’m going weast
No don’t call the police I got a warrant
Honestly fuck y’all. I ain’t never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying
All I’m saying is
fuck y’all’s bread
fuck the gluten
And fuck them crackers
The crackers don’t have gluten
I’ll take those
Ok that’s gonna be 5
No fuck that I ain’t paying
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theforgottencrow · 10 months ago
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
OOoooOoo~ Bread you say?? Do you perhaps have French Bread? Because if so, I’d like some of that, please :>
I have a probably unhealthy obsession for bread :”)
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raindrop-21 · 2 months ago
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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread
we sell loafs
we got bread on deck
bread on the floor
TOASTED
You got bread bowls?
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yourlovelydream · 10 months ago
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
"I'm sorry, what?"
(shut the fuck up, listen i just need a baguette and a brioche/ooc)
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underswapsans14 · 10 months ago
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
(Blue trying to contain his laughter)
“..Dust what in the stars?-“
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cakawchatot · 4 months ago
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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED. ROASTED—
shut the fuck up. listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those. you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gonna record it?
yeah. i got my dollar store camera, ON.
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what. the fuck. do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE?
B R E A D .
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
we got crackers. no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
heeeell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit!
look we got whole wheat, gluten free. texas toast, gluten free. TORTILLA-
fuck all that. what bitchass region are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
unova
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah don't call the police i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what. the fuck. are you saying.
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
oh i'll take those.
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
WIPES. TEAR!
CINEMA!!!!!!!
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stepfordgoth · 1 year ago
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Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread. We sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Toasted. Roasted.
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auburniivenus-archive2 · 2 years ago
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welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on the floor, TOASTED, ROASTED, shut the fuck up, listen i just need a baguette and a brioche, we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-, what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out, it's gluten free, i don't care if it's gluten free, swear on your fuckingYEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight, tryna be on WORLDSTAR?, wut, you gon' record it?, ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON, what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?, what the fuck do you want?, i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE, B R E A D, tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD, i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread, why put it in in the first place?, i know y'all smoking that pack, we got crackers, no gluten, fuck crackers, it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?, hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit, look we got whole wheat: gluten free, texas toast: gluten free, TORTILLA-, fuck all that, what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?, florida, i knew it, look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police, i'm goin' WEAST, nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant, honestly, fuck y'all, i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread, what the fuck are you sayin'?, all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten,and fuck them crackers, but the crackers don't have gluten, i'll take those, okay, that's gonna be five-, nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
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She's trying to articulate, but she can't. Little sweet words vanished from her lips. Orihime is trying to listen, but she's in a profound trance right now. Not because of the bread, but how aesthetically pleasing is seeing him in a bakery. Majima looks breadly majestic! No Majima constructions....Majima bread bank sounds much more appealing to her. Bread, delicious loafs forever free. "We should marry." He is the bread god now!
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blqckooze · 10 months ago
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
Mannn shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.
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killersansofficial · 10 months ago
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
Gimme a sandwich with mayo and mayo only.
Just mayo.
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silly-clown-gal · 1 year ago
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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread we sell loafs
we got some of these we got some of those
I-,,,what?
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cfm-miku · 2 years ago
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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the Floor™️.
TOASTED
ROASTED
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askbombasticblake · 3 months ago
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Bread Bank, but it's an OC shitpost
Renzin Akatar: Welcome to the Bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED. ROASTE- Captain Greenbeard: Shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche. Renzin: We don' have either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- Greenbeard: What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out. Renzin: It's gluten free. Greenbeard: I don't care if it's free. Renzin: Swear on your fucking YEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon fight. Greenbeard: You tryna be on WORLDSTAR? Renzin: What, you gon record it? Greenbeard: Yeah. I got my dollar store camera, ON. Hunter York: What's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? Greenbeard: What the fuck do you want? Hunter: I'm the motherfucking MANAGER. Greenbeard: At the BREAD STORE? Hunter: B R E A D- Greenbeard: Tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD. Hunter: I'mma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. We can't take shit out the bread. Greenbeard: Why put it in in the first place? I know y'all smoking that pack. Hunter: We got crackers. No gluten. Greenbeard: Fuck crackers. Renzin: It's gluten free. You want the gluten or nah? Greenbeard: Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit. Hunter: Look, we got whole wheat; gluten free. Texas toast; gluten free. TORTILLA- Greenbeard: Fuck all that. What bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? Hunter: Florida. Greenbeard: I knew it. Renzin: Look, you can either take this yeast... Or I'm calling the police. Greenbeard: I'm goin' WEAST. Hunter: Nah, don't call the police. I got a warrant. Greenbeard: Honestly, fuck y'all. I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread. Hunter: What the fuck are you sayin'? Greenbeard: All I'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers. Renzin: The crackers don't have gluten. Greenbeard: I'll take those. Renzin: Okay, that's gonna be $5- Greenbeard: Nah, fuck that. I ain't payin'.
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unleaveable · 4 months ago
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Welcome to the bread bank we sell bread. We sell loafs. we got bread on deck ,Bread on the floor. Toasted
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masculinity-curse · 10 months ago
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WELCOME TO THE BREAD BANK! WE SELL BREAD, WE SELL LOAFS.
“We got bread on deck, bread on the floor! TOASTED! ROASTED!”
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