#welcome to the bread bank we sell bread we sell loafs we got bread on deck bread on the flo TOASTED Bro Shut The Fuck Up Listen i just need
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Reject humanity consume bread
Or something else if you can't have gluten
#alterhuman#nonhuman#shitpost#random thoughts#shitpost thoughts#silly#bread#welcome to the bread bank#we sell bread#we sell loafs#we got bread on deck#bread on the floor#TOASTED#bro stfu listen I just need a baguette and a brioche#we don't have either of those#you can get the gluten free white bread#the potato bread#wtf is gluten take that shit out#it's gluten free#I don't CARE if it's free#swear on your fuckin YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gon fight#you tryina be on world star?#you gonna record it?#ye#I got my dollar store camera ON#what's the fuckin situaaation#what thefuck do you want#I'm the mothafuckin MANAGER#AT THE BREAD STORE?#B R E A D
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
OOoooOoo~ Bread you say?? Do you perhaps have French Bread? Because if so, I’d like some of that, please :>
I have a probably unhealthy obsession for bread :”)
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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread
we sell loafs
we got bread on deck
bread on the floor
TOASTED
You got bread bowls?
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
"I'm sorry, what?"
(shut the fuck up, listen i just need a baguette and a brioche/ooc)
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
(Blue trying to contain his laughter)
“..Dust what in the stars?-“
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Welcome to the Bread Bank! We sell bread, we sell loafs! We got bread on deck, bread on tha' flo'!
TOASTED
Shut the fuck up.
Listen, I just need a baguette and a broache.
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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED. ROASTED—
shut the fuck up. listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those. you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
i don't care if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gonna record it?
yeah. i got my dollar store camera, ON.
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what. the fuck. do you want?
i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE?
B R E A D .
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
we got crackers. no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
heeeell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit!
look we got whole wheat, gluten free. texas toast, gluten free. TORTILLA-
fuck all that. what bitchass region are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
unova
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
i'm goin' WEAST
nah don't call the police i got a warrant
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what. the fuck. are you saying.
all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers don't have gluten
oh i'll take those.
okay, that's gonna be five-
nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
WIPES. TEAR!
CINEMA!!!!!!!
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welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on the floor, TOASTED, ROASTED, shut the fuck up, listen i just need a baguette and a brioche, we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-, what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out, it's gluten free, i don't care if it's gluten free, swear on your fuckingYEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight, tryna be on WORLDSTAR?, wut, you gon' record it?, ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON, what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?, what the fuck do you want?, i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE, B R E A D, tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD, i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread, why put it in in the first place?, i know y'all smoking that pack, we got crackers, no gluten, fuck crackers, it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?, hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit, look we got whole wheat: gluten free, texas toast: gluten free, TORTILLA-, fuck all that, what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?, florida, i knew it, look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police, i'm goin' WEAST, nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant, honestly, fuck y'all, i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread, what the fuck are you sayin'?, all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten,and fuck them crackers, but the crackers don't have gluten, i'll take those, okay, that's gonna be five-, nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
She's trying to articulate, but she can't. Little sweet words vanished from her lips. Orihime is trying to listen, but she's in a profound trance right now. Not because of the bread, but how aesthetically pleasing is seeing him in a bakery. Majima looks breadly majestic! No Majima constructions....Majima bread bank sounds much more appealing to her. Bread, delicious loafs forever free. "We should marry." He is the bread god now!
#DUDE I CAN'T EVEN STOP LAUGHING#I'M GONNA USE THAT PHOTO AS MY MOBILE SCREEN SERIOUSLY#SOMEONE SAVE ME LOL#––– ❛ YAKUZA V. 【 lavender in her hair; roses on her cheek. 】
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
Mannn shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.
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Welcome to the bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the floor... TOASTED.
Gimme a sandwich with mayo and mayo only.
Just mayo.
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welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread we sell loafs
we got some of these we got some of those
I-,,,what?
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Bread Bank, but it's an OC shitpost
Renzin Akatar: Welcome to the Bread Bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED. ROASTE- Captain Greenbeard: Shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche. Renzin: We don' have either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- Greenbeard: What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out. Renzin: It's gluten free. Greenbeard: I don't care if it's free. Renzin: Swear on your fucking YEEZYS, if you wanna fight, we gon fight. Greenbeard: You tryna be on WORLDSTAR? Renzin: What, you gon record it? Greenbeard: Yeah. I got my dollar store camera, ON. Hunter York: What's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? Greenbeard: What the fuck do you want? Hunter: I'm the motherfucking MANAGER. Greenbeard: At the BREAD STORE? Hunter: B R E A D- Greenbeard: Tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD. Hunter: I'mma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. We can't take shit out the bread. Greenbeard: Why put it in in the first place? I know y'all smoking that pack. Hunter: We got crackers. No gluten. Greenbeard: Fuck crackers. Renzin: It's gluten free. You want the gluten or nah? Greenbeard: Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit. Hunter: Look, we got whole wheat; gluten free. Texas toast; gluten free. TORTILLA- Greenbeard: Fuck all that. What bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? Hunter: Florida. Greenbeard: I knew it. Renzin: Look, you can either take this yeast... Or I'm calling the police. Greenbeard: I'm goin' WEAST. Hunter: Nah, don't call the police. I got a warrant. Greenbeard: Honestly, fuck y'all. I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread. Hunter: What the fuck are you sayin'? Greenbeard: All I'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers. Renzin: The crackers don't have gluten. Greenbeard: I'll take those. Renzin: Okay, that's gonna be $5- Greenbeard: Nah, fuck that. I ain't payin'.
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Welcome to the bread bank we sell bread. We sell loafs. we got bread on deck ,Bread on the floor. Toasted
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WELCOME TO THE BREAD BANK! WE SELL BREAD, WE SELL LOAFS.
“We got bread on deck, bread on the floor! TOASTED! ROASTED!”
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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on the deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED. ROASTED.
Welcome to the bread bank
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Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread. We sell loafs. We’ve got bread on deck. Bread on the floor. Toasted, roasted-
━━━━━━━✾✾✾ The advertisement on TV apprehended her attention. A bread bank! Everything she needs in her life. Orihime quickly picks up her mobile phone to dial the number. ❝ Good morning. I would like to know what it's required to do to obtain a credit of eighty baguettes. ❞ Pure eagerness in her euphonious timbre.
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