#Brandstifter

[negativ-narzissmus]

Jahrzehntelang immer nur sinnlos PROVOZIEREN und ziellos SCHOCKIEREN wollen, nur um in dieser UNbewußten, berauschten asozialen Gesellschaft zu schnödem Geld und zweifelhaftem Ruhm zu gelangen, ...nichts als Gewaltverherrlichung, sexuelle Volksverhetzung, sexuelle Flächenbrandstiftung, Anstachelung, Aufwiegelung, Anheizung, Aufpeitschung, Anschürung & Scharfmacherei !!! ...und NUN, wo selbst der Ruch möglicher gezielter Betäubungen zum Zwecke von Serien-Vergewaltigung im Raum steht, nun wollt Ihr plötzlich KNEIFFEN, Ihr jämmerlichen, erbärmlichen, elenden Feiglinge ???

IHR wolltet die Spießigkeit der Durchschnittsbürger aufzeigen und lächerlich machen ??? PAH !!! Ihr seid SELBST eine ekelhafte Parodie auf Sexismus-Spießertum, Wohnzimmerfaschismus, Stubenmilitarismus & Macho-Selbstgefälligkeit !!! Eure durchsichtige Ausrede, Ihr würdet "insgeheime Sozialkritik" üben, ist ein Schlag ins Gesicht eines jeden noch halbwegs denkenden Menschen !

Nun steht also gefälligst dazu, was Ihr für Arschlöcher seid, und immer sein WOLLTET !!! KEIN Wort mehr von wegen "bösen Zungen glaubt man nicht" !!! KEIN Wort mehr über ein angebliches, vorgeschütztes "lyrisches Ich" !!! Feige sein gilt jetzt nicht mehr !!! Dazu ist es endgültig ZU spät !!! Ihr habt es nun verkackt !!!

[marcogiovenale]

issue #70 of 'otoliths' is now live [and, sadly, it's the *last* issue]

Issue seventy, the southern winter, 2023, of Otoliths is now live. This last issue is immense & ranges from the dunes of Oceano across to the battlefields of Ukraine, from Scandinavia down to the unceded lands of South Australia. It contains reviews, memoirs, collages, photographs, paintings, vispo, text poems, short stories, videos, combinations of the preceding plus a few other things. Included…

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Dumb headcanon: Remus falls from the ceiling when he's summoned. He has so much fun making the cartoon crashing sfx. And almost everyone lets him fall (to avoid injury, because for some reason they don't expect it, or they're just petty like that *cough*Janus*coughcough*Roman*cough*)

Almost everyone. Virgil makes a point of lining himself up and catching the duke in his arms, bridal style usually. He claims it's so nothing gets broken and no one gets hurt. Remus knows better.

Every single time Virgil catches him he swoons dramatically. Sometimes he'll gush over "his hero" and praise him with smooches. Of course, sometimes he just starts stripping and tries to be seductive. That's when Virgil just drops him if they're not alone.

Ronni this isn't a "dumb headcanon" this is just canon /light hearted No but seriously Ree being a living dorky cartoon character is E V E R Y T H I N G to me XD Vee's not fooling his Dukey in Distress with the "catching him because he doesn't want anyone getting hurt or something breaking" excuse but the Emo can't help but hide a smile when he sees those floating hearts and his dorky ball of chaos cartoonishly smooching him like he's Bugs Bunny

[the-duke-of-nuts]

Boop war!!! ={D

-Ree

Hell yeah A L L the boops for you!!! >:}3c

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

peter: what if barty is secretly the florida man?

peter: he denied it on camera but he can lie…

peter: i have proof. that’s why i need more red thread.

james: just ask him on a date like a normal person

marlene: or you can continue to suffer and drive yourself insane

barty: or you can kidnap me and torture me until i confess! and then we can make out

peter: …

barty: i have a ton of red thread too~

[bunny-kittens-studio]

My Toby headcanons part 1

• Tends to slip German in here and there. Often replacing a word that he knows but for some reason can't say it with its German equivalent.

• Doesn't really like to be seen without his mask/muzzle by others. He doesn't really care about his goggles but is more "picky" about who sees him without his mask/muzzle. So far the only people who have seen him without it are Tim/Masky, Brian/Hoodie, Kate, Natalie, and a "ruin dweller" that is only referred to as "dollie".

• Speaking of Natalie, they did date but it was more during them finding themselves and now they aren't together after releasing that they don't fit well. They are still really good friends, though.

• The public refers to him as "Der Brandstifter" (The Arsonist) or "Feuerstarter" (Firestarter). Both he takes huge pride in.*

• He does have some piercings. Has snake bites, septum and nose piercing, as well as both of his ears. He doesn't have his tongue pierced as he thinks it feels a little weird in his mouth.

• His casual outfits are a mixture of Midwest emo and grunge but mainly Midwest emo.

• Toby can get a little creative with his insults- by mainly using German but he uses more "Family friendly" insults while in front of younger creeps without really realizing it (even though they have heard far worse) but his favorite is calling people "humanize easy bake ovens".

• Is often bandaged up, both because he is clumsy as frick and because he doesn't really know when to stop once the adrenaline kicks in. He will stop when either he can't physically continue anymore or until the other people can't but he doesn't always stop there.

• Toby does have curls but they are mainly at the ends or around his face. His ma has taught him how to take care of them but since he doesn't always have the time to make sure his curls are taken care of, he kinda forgot how to... Luckily Brian often reminds him how to whenever he has the opportunity to take the time.

• He is often very tired since he has problems with staying asleep. Falling asleep isn't a problem, it's just staying asleep is where he struggles. He likes to hang out with Tim on the porch when they both are having one of those nights, drinking coffee and having a smoke together.

[zeni1098]

Since everybody LOVED this idea I thought it’d be fun to draw it lol X0

(I think it’d be fun to see more people draw Remus like this for the giggles lol)

Tag list!

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@canonically47

@justa-snake

@b3nnyh4rr1s

@harmonialcollisions

@emetophobic1

@littlerat2

@3-has-charm

@libiemoon

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

@brandstifter-sys

@where-are-the-spooky-gays-2

[theabigailthorn]

Hi there! Me and my brother love your show, we have been watching for a year or so together every episode, and I wanted to ask how do you come up with metaphors? For example, your fire for corruption metaphor in old videos? Thank you so much.

Fire was a metaphor for fascism in those videos, so clearly I need to do a better job of illustrating them haha!

I was inspired by the Max Frisch play Biedermann und die Brandstifter which also features arsonists as metaphorical fascists: I took Frisch's metaphor and ran with it, basically.

[tealingual]

German vocabulary

Vocabulary taken from these articles: Finnland rückt weiter nach rechts,  Brandstifter in der Regierung, Rechter Minister bleibt, "Gelinde gesagt, sehr peinlich",  "Wenn man mir eine Waffe geben würde", Erneut Hetztexte der Finanzministerin aufgetaucht Die Habachtstellung - attention Die Staatsverschuldung - national debt, government debt Die Sozialleistung - social security benefit Die Aufenthaltserlaubnis - residence permit Die Volksverhetzung - incitement to hatred Die Abtreibung - abortion Die Neigung - inclination Die Verschwörung - conspiracy  Der Einschnitt - cut, financial cut, cutback  Der Wohngeldzuschuss - allowance for rent  Der Hetzer - agitator, instigator, rabble rouser Der Brandstifter - arsonist Der Bettler - beggar Der Bevölkerungsaustausch - population exchange Das Arbeitslosengeld - unemployment benefit  Das Misstrauensvotum - vote of no confidence  Verdreifachen - to triple Erwirtschaften - to earn; to generate (a profit) Abschaffen - to abolish, to annul, to discontinue, to get rid of Vertreten - to represent Munkeln - to rumor  Verschärfen - to tighten Einbürgern - to naturalize  Ausrauben - to rob, to steal  Gewaltverherrlichend - glorifying violence, advocating violence

[brandstifter-sys]

Rating: T

Characters: Roman, Remus, feat. Janus, Patton, and Virgil

Warnings: innuendo, mild horror, blood, brotherly shenanigans, background moceit, background dukexiety, mild OCD

Summary:

Roman and Remus have no internet, no cookbooks, and they have to make breakfast for everyone in the mindscape. Rather than work together, the creativitwins just have to make it a competition, if only so there's something edible in the end

*must be logged in to read

[unfug-bilder]

Also, wenn man jetzt nicht mal mehr was anzünden darf, dann ist das nicht mehr MEIN LAND!

[skyetenshi]

Hier eine Liste mit Liebe für die rote Rächer Folge:

Justus ist aber niedlich interessiert an der Vergangenheit seiner Zieheltern. - Zu recht. Ich will einen Roman nur mit der epischen Liebesgeschickte von Mathilda und Titus. Und ich lese nie freiwillig Liebesromane.

Mathilda spricht über ihre Jugend Rockkonzerte mit Titus. Außerdem war sie ein heißes Schnittchen mit vielen Verehrern.

Matilda war so heiß, dass sie selbst 20-30 Jahre später immer noch einen Verehrer aus der Schule hat. Hot damn!

Justus ist nervlich fertig wegen dem Brandstifter und Peter und Bob stehen ihm bei. <3

Der Schrottplatz ist in Gefahr [worüber ich mich nicht freuen sollte, aber es fühlt sich nach einer echten Gefahr an, denn das ist unser Schrottplatz! Wir sind die Schrottplatzkinder!]

Die fucking Kassette von Modern Talking! Like what the fuck Warum hat Justus die? Der Erzähler sagt Justus mag die Kassette nicht, aber er kann sie auch nicht überspielen weil ja die Löschlasche rausgebrochen ist! Die Kassette ist einfach verflucht und liegt hundert Folgen später bestimmt immer noch in der Zentrale rum! Das hier ist auch eigentlich kein Punkt der Liebe mehr für die Folge, sondern eine tiefgehende Angst, die ich so eben in mir entdeckt habe.... wisst ihr was. Machen wir Hass.

Ein wenig Hass für die Folge!

Die Polizei ist absolut furchtbar in ihren Ermittlungsmethoden. Sie sind nicht geeignet, um mit Kindern umzugehen und sollten dafür entlassen werden.

und. Kleiner Rant.

Justus sagt er lebe mit Mathilda und Titus wie in einer RICHTIGEN FAMILIE. WAS FÜR EIN UNDANKBARES STÜCK! Die tun alles für ihn! Und er sagt es ist wie ein richtige Familie. Wenn die das gehört hätten! Nach all den Jahren! Was für ein Assi!

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

So random Remus hc. He can conjure stuff like his brother, but his creations always come with a catch (gruesome, gory, disturbing, it comes to life, etc) and when he wants to make something to be not those things, he makes it by hand. And over time he's gotten good at a ton of stuff.

Virgil is used to showing up to find his boyfriend covered in paint, dye, clay, saw dust, and sometimes ashes. And Remus lets him hang out unless what he's making is a gift for his spider. Virgil knows to expect something if Remus frantically kicks him out. He has a whole shelf of Remus-made figurines

S O B B I N G that's S O fucking cute P L E A S E!!! Dukey is in Creative Mode when it's Arts & Crafts time just look at Mr. Fuzzy he puts his blood sweat and tears in his creations but even though he enjoys his Emo's company he certainly doesn't wanna spoil a gift for him <3

[not-so-bored]

June - week 3

Routine

🛏 Sleeping 8+ hours 🟨🟥🟥🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⏰ Waking up earlier than 10:00 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥 👟 Working ⬛️🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🇳🇱 Dutch lessons 🟨🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥🟦 🦉 Duolingo: Dutch 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💧 Drops: Dutch 🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 📚 Reading more than 15 pages 🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩 🧠 Meditation: 5+5 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🌐 60-day Language Challenge (which I aim to finish in 6 weeks) by @leavelesstree 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥 🚲 Cycling 🟥 ☕️ Coffee* ⬛️⬛️⬛️🟫⬛️⬛️⬛️ *I enjoy an occasional cup of coffee but I need to keep them occasional, which means: up to three cups a week with one day break in between

Special tasks

Backlog

🧠 Meditation: 5+5 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥 ❗️🚲 Cycling 🟥🟥 ❗️🫣 Registration at a university in my home country 🟥 🗃 Cleaning my room 🟧 💡 Reaching out to the Philosophy people 🟥🟥🟥 🚉 Buying train tickets 🟩🟩 📩 Something expected 🟩

Current tasks

🐙 Making beaded octopi 🟩🟩🟩🟦🟦 👥 Meeting with a friend 🟩 📊 Designing a planner for my friend 🟩 📞 Dispeling my doubts related to the move (formal) 🟨🟥🟥 📱 Dispeling my doubts related to the move (informal) 🟩🟩 🎟️ Planning a thing for next week (shifts exchange?) 🟩 💻 Online event 🟩 📚 Selling some of my old textbooks 🟩 🩻 Appointment 🟩 🇳🇱 Finding a speaking buddy / language exchange partner 🟧🟨 👔 Updating my CVs (🇵🇱, 🇬🇧, 🇳🇱) 🟩🟩🟩 📺 Watching Biedermann und die Brandstifter (1963) 🟩 ✍️ Editing my WiP 🟥 📃 Drafting my name change request 🟥

[kathastrophen]

Came for him

stayed for the plot

[wachendlichauf]

Asylbewerber zündet Polizisten an! Feuerdrama in Buchholz: Brandstifter stirbt, Polizist kämpft um Leben! Vipflash