#Bottling Company

[coolthingsguyslike]

[ryan-sometimes]

Unpopular opinion, but cemeteries shouldn’t be considered a dark, scary place. I hate it when people say goths are disrespecting the dead when they go spend time in graveyards (although standing on tombs and being a nuisance is in fact disrespectful)

If you were dead, wouldn’t you want people to keep you company? That’s a person’s final resting place. Would you want people to leave you alone as if you were something repulsive? No. You’d want people to be around, filling the air with laughter and life.

When I die I want people to hang out around my grave as if I were there too. Crack jokes about me, laugh about what I’d say or do if I were there. It makes me so sad to see people treating the dead as if they’re repulsive. Imagine how lonely that would be!

[naamahdarling]

Sudden and hard. Felt like a small explosion, like when the compressed gas factory a few miles away from my house exploded years ago, but with no sound besides the soft, faint thunder of a dozen nearby houses shuddering.

And our house shaking, obvs.

Cats were/are not happy.

[trungles]

So I’ve been working on this Sphinx illustration on and off for fun (it’s not quite done, and I’ll pop it up on Patreon when it is), but then I was immediately overtaken with the notion that a Sphinx would just be the most disastrous mythical animal. She’s like if your cat could operate a can opener and also insult your wardrobe and quote Vanderpump Rules. Plus you’d need to keep her indoors because she would be murder on the local alkonost population.

[genericpuff]

do y'all wanna pitch our allowances together and buy this $800+ bottle of wine and then we can go hang out in my cool older brother's room in the basement and go on the computer and watch homestarrunner and play smash bros

[salty-an-disco]

For the bingo game, voice of the broken?

this is prolly disappointing to some, but sorry, I tried and I just can't get myself to like Broken. They're interesting and an engaging character, especially when they're acting as a catalyst for conflict, but for themselves? They just kinda. exist.

don't actively dislike them, I'm just kinda 'eh' about them. Like them more when they're being an active problem and an asshole to others, wish more fanworks would lean into that side of them.

[amxthystiine]

RAHHHH IM NOT DEAD I HAVENT BURNT OUT TRUST

Canto VII is going absolutely insane rn GOD I hate THAT stage you know the one took me a day to complete it

BUT RAHHHH IM BACK!!! SELF INSERT UPON YE

I’ve been stewing on her lore a bit and have a possible scene that could play out in my mind but ye!!

[cozylittleartblog]

new in the shop today :)c

[glimmerstimmer]

🌟How to make a neon pom pom sensory bottle!🌟

• Square Sand Bottle - SKU 1417054 Hobby Lobby

• Sequin Variety Pack - SKU 2265551 Hobby Lobby

• Neon Pom Poms 7mm - SKU 387282 Hobby Lobby

• Elmer’s Clear Glue

• Bottled Water

[checkitoutmikey]

Y/N: you guys are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions!

Paul: yeah! :3

[ambagel]

I wonder if he'd let me use his horns like a lid opener

[froggie-at-home]

will solace but it's hope of morning by icon for hire

[pookielious]

"..Whadyou think I should write to these parents dick."

"Hear what I said nix ? You've been demoted."

"Yeah. demoted. got chou, cause I don't know how to tell them their kids never made it out the goddamn plane."

"You tell them what you always tell them, their sons died as heros"

"You really still believe that?"

[gangles-toybox]

stupid dumb thing

Ralph: So, kid, before we get started with your training, do you have anything you wanna play?

Vanellope, pulling out a comically large boombox: Oh yeah! This is my favorite song! It's so old that even *you* probably know it! It's my favorite racing song!

*starts playing Shut up and Drive by Rihanna*

Ralph: kid that song is NOT about driving-

Vanellope: Wha-

Ralph: THAT SONG IS NOT ABOUT DRIVING-

[sebbyisland]

what people don’t understand is without the niche multi-media, vocaloid-centric music project people scream about particularly in August we wouldn’t have all the other niche multi-media, vocaloid-centric music projects the same group of people scream about as well.

[chibishortdeath]

I keep getting ads about like drinking olive oil???? Like they’ve taken over it’s the only ads I ever see here????????????? Tumblr what does this mean—