#Being good parents is another

[astro-b-o-y-d]

'Bill's parents were so loving and kind!' His mother was singing a lullaby that pointed out his disability and called it a 'weird eye'. I don't doubt they were loving, but color me skeptical about how kind they actually were.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh emotional support ghost kid? Well thats what they are calling him

Suicide cases in gothem are about to fucking plummet boiz cause this one weird blue eyes, black haired boy is now heading to your location.

How does he know where to be? Having a bad day and are all alone? No the fuck your not cause don’t turn around now but theres some shiny blue eyes coming at you from that dark ally. Oh shit hes here to drop some information about you and your lost loved ones that he should know. Oh god the closure. How could you have been afraid on this sweet, creepy, boy who just helped you find your way.

Meanwhile Danny is chillin in Gothem cause the GIW hate it there (none of they equipment actually functions in Gothem so it’s either super haunted or actually not haunted at all). Then all of a sudden he gets approached by a random ghost begging for his help because their sweet baby girl is about to do something horrible. Oops now all the ghosts are following their most loved ones around just to make sure they are there to rush to Danny for help when all else fails. Now hes getting to fulfil his protection obsession double time because one hes helping protect people from themselves and two hes protecting everyone in Gothem by stopping people from becoming villains for revenge. Plus he gets to see first hand how hes making a difference because all those people he saved are sending him some good vibes from all across Gothem.

Thank god he followed Jazz around so much to slightly absorb some of her phycology knowledge over the years. Plus it was actually pretty interesting so she gave him her old text books. Shes also helping him deal with the rare events where he can’t save someone. Just a moment too late or he stops them but they later succeeded in the hospital. Neither are his fault. Now only if he could convince his core of that.

Anyway why Gothem you ask? Amity Park would have been just as good tbh but imagine Batmans face when he finally gets to be face to face with the emotional support ghost boy. Why is he here? Bruce is fine. Batman is fine. Hes not gonna do anything crazy. It’s just a hard time of year. Around their death always gives him grief. But hes an adult and can manage it.

“You know they are so proud of you.” The boy states. As if it’s clear as day, even though it’s Gothem and never a clear day. Batman blinks at him, stunned for a moment. “What?” This boy can’t possibly know that. No one will ever know that, Bruce can only hope. “They see their home, full of such life. That big house that felt so empty, so cold, to them as well for years. Then you filled it with Family and Love like they had always wanted for you. They are so proud of what you have turned it into. Somewhere full of life and warmth.” A small smile graces his face as finally “you have made your parents so proud” and its all he can do to contain himself. Emotions are running high and sue him because he really did need to hear that ok. The boy suddenly looks to Bruces right with a confused face “aren’t all basements like that though?” Before Bruce can even get a word in hes gone. Just vanished before his eyes.

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[nelkcats]

Fenton Street Food

"You know what's better than being a superhero? A street food vendor! Yes, superheroes can save the day, stop villains and receive hatred or admiration as the case may be, but a street vendor? They are at the heart of the action, fulfilling their dreams! They traveled the world feeding the masses, and even met superheroes, feeding them to keep them doing their duty, food carts are the centerpiece of keeping the heroes alive, they are the heroes..."

Maybe if Danny repeated it enough times he'd start to believe it, though seeing the monstrosity that was the Fenton food cart he highly doubted it. More so because it had fucking guns hidden next to the mutant and very alive Hot dogs (which by the way were not sellable, they were the mascots of the brand).

It all started when Jack Fenton talked about his dream of delivering his favorite food around the world, that fueled Maddie Fenton's idea, and since Jazz was in college and Danny was on vacation no one could stop them.

Soon Danny became a victim of his parents' eccentricities. Although the halfa had to admit that selling in Gotham was a lot of fun, thieves didn't think it was worth mugging him and the Rogues themselves bought his food of dubious origins.

It was almost a shame to have to change cities because Batman was getting too suspicious but Metropolis was waiting for him. And he would be back eventually; some bats who had enjoyed his strange roving food stall had waved him off with handkerchiefs, wiping away fake tears. Danny appreciated it.

Besides, Red Robin affirmed to him that he would recommend him to Superboy, so he wouldn't run out of customers anytime soon. He wondered if he should stop by Central City, the Flash Family ate a lot didn't they?

[stardust-sunset]

sometimes darry sings to his brothers when they’re sleeping. he doesn’t know why. he just knows when he does the creases in soda’s forehead ease up and pony’s eyes go from squeezed shut to peacefully closed and he knows he is doing something right

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: So let me ask you guys something– if, let's say, if one day God came to you and said, "You have to take care of a kid, right now," would you guys be good at it?

Felps, Pac, and Mike:

Thank you to @xurviving once again for double-checking my translations + transcript for this clip!

[ Full Transcript & Translation ↓ ]

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Quackity: So let me ask you guys something– if, let's say, if one day God came to you and said, "You have to take care of a kid, right now," would you guys be good at it?

Mike: No.

Cellbit: Ah, yes, for sure, for sure.

Felps: I am sure I don't know.

Pac: No.

Quackity: [Laughing] No? Ok. Ok, ok, but... uh–

Cellbit: [Quietly] Yes, yes.

Felps: [Looking at what Cellbit said] What is this? What is this, Cellbit???

Cellbit: Calm down, hey- no– it was the subtitles! I said yes– I said yes! The subtitles- the subtitles betrayed me!

Pac: [Overlapping, amused] What is this, Cellbit?

Felps: What is thisss?

[Translator's note: I think all 3 of them are muttering iterations of "What is this?" and laughing]

Cellbit: Ah, I said– I said yes. Yes, I'm a great dad, I have four dogs– four animals.

Quackity: Ok, oh you–

Felps: I take care of myself more or less still, so I dunno.

Quackity: Really? Do you guys have kids in real life?

Felps: No.

Mike: Yeah, two.

Pac: Nope.

Quackity: Yeah? Ok. Ok, ok, perfect, perfect.

Mike: I have two kids, one that's 14–

Quackity: Ok, you guys won't have an issue, you guys won't have an issue with that.

Cellbit: Yeah, we have to take care of chat, right? Yeah, we have to take care of chat, that's almost like a child on it's own.

Felps: Ah, if it was like just one kid, right Cellbit–

Cellbit: Damn yeah, for the love of God–

[tanglepelt]

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Danny had though long and hard about this. He was ready to tell his parents the truth. Danny needed help. He couldn’t just let Ellie fade. They were there only chance.

Ellie had destabilized again. She needed help. Asking vlad meant he’d have to agree to disown his dad. Danny loved his parents and would never be Vlads son. He had no options.

So he told them everything. About the fruitloop, the portal, the ghosts, and Ellie. They accepted him and immediately began to work out how to stabilize Ellie. They’d process it all later.

They knew they couldn’t take vlad down. He was mayor, he could bribe any citizen of Amity. So jack and Maddie report vlad as plasmius to the justice league hotline. Mentioning the cloning, the overshadowing of the town to become mayor, and about the hidden cameras sprinkled around town.

That’s all they could do while they stabilized their soon to be daughter.

[eyesthecolorofarson]

Good Fenton parents AU where Danny finds Ellie before Vlad can like, speed grow her, puts two and two together when this three month old girl he found in Vlads basement opens her eyes and rushes back home with her, breaks down, and tells his parents everything. Angry does not even begin to describe how they feel, and after comforting Danny and making sure he knows they love him, they’ll never hurt him or his new daughter, and reassure him they’ll handle things from here. Jack goes with Danny and Jazz to pick up baby stuff, and Maddie breaks into the Watchtower. She forces her way into a meeting with the Batman, and explains the situation quickly. She tells him, “If you don’t deal with this, then I will. The only reason I’m not dealing with it right now is because my son begged me not to become a murderer.”

Batman obviously agrees to help, not only because he’s always had a bad feeling about Vlad Masters, but because Maddie made it seem like Vlad rapped her underage trans son. While the Fentons get a nursery set up, the Batfam looks into Masters and Amity Park and do not like what they find. Everything they uncover just makes the situation look worse and worse.

Batfam: Finding out about the GIW, Vlad Masters mind control ability, the literal spirits of the undead that not only ruthlessly fight the child vigilante but also seemed to hate Masters and will stop fighting Phantom and start protecting him whenever Masters comes around, discovering that Phantom literally died and came back to life and now seems to be a bridge between the two worlds

Fentons: building a crib, deciding a name for the baby, throwing eggs at Vlads house, showing the baby to rouges and friends, Danny feeling safe and happy that his parents love his despite his ghost half, Jack and Maddie happy to have a grandchild and actual information about the Ghost Zone, Jazz happy she won’t have to choose between her brother and parents, rouges are happy to have another baby around

[theboyskisser]

Homelander successfully tricked Ryan into treating people like playthings why is everyone so happy 😭

[whineandcheese24]

my unpopular opinion for the day: i don't like the way the 911 fandom shoehorns the firefam into a nuclear family situation. Bobby may be a father-figure for Buck, but he is not really his father and Athena is definitely not his mother. neither of them raised Buck, or even knew him when he was a kid, and that's kind of a big part of being a parent

the thing that pisses me off is the mom!Athena thing, because it feels like the only reason people say that is because of Bobby and Athena's marriage. Buck and Athena never had that kind of relationship. she may affectionately scold him, but like Bobby she didn't raise him, and unlike Bobby, she doesn't feel any kind of responsibility towards him. she loves him and cares for him, and he's part of her family, but that doesn't make her his mom. in fact, Buck already has a mother figure, and it's MADDIE. frankly, Maddie is more of a parent to Buck than Bobby is

and this goes for Maddie, May and Harry too. Bathena are not parent-figures for Maddie. Athena is Maddie's friend, and Maddie's on-screen relationship with Bobby is almost non-existent, same with Buck and Maddie's on-screen relationship with May and Harry. they're not siblings, as far as we know they barely know each other.

I just hate the way people want to shove Buck and even Maddie into the Grant-Nash family like a little nuclear family cutout. Bobby will always feel responsible for Buck, more so than he does for the rest of the firefam, and Bobby is one of the most important people in Buck's life. but being a parent isn't just about a relationship dynamic, it's about child-raising, and money, and teaching.

[dkettchen]

SCIENCE IS ON IT! The kids will be ok 🙏

(They're even calling to stop the ban while they're doing this and on the same side as the rest of us in that "[they too believe that] clinicians, patients and families should make decisions about treatment on the best available evidence, not politicians."!)

[quotidianish]

Me when I only redesign characters Adam has a relation too anyway BIBLE YAOI BLAST

[lunian]

"just because Gale is a malewife material it doesn't mean he is a father material—"

IN YOUR HEAD

in mine Gale Dekarios cries like a total happy loser when he holds his child for the first time

[simpfornegan]

they all ignored me but i promise you, this will all come to fruition soon enough…

[funeralflow3rs]

okay but listen,,, listen,,, are you listening,,, I cannot stop thinking about how the cauldron loves elain and its just... SO interesting to me that the MOMENT she pops out from the depths she's given a mate. there were any number of people there that could have been "assigned" to her ( if ur picking up what I'm putting down lmao ) the cauldron peered into her soul and saw all of her wants and needs and gifted her with the person that embodied all of those things and then some.

I will never stop thinking about this actually.

[mamawasatesttube]

the more i rotate him in my mind, the more i really enjoy a genderfluid transmasc tim who is pretty freaked out by his own more fem days because he is so set in thinking he's a guy. he made himself into jack drake's all-star american son as much as he could for years, and it feels like a betrayal of all that time he spent being the son his father always wanted, if he "regresses" into wanting to be a girl again.

what he doesn't realize is that there's a world of difference in being closeted and pretransition vs sometimes wanting to be a masculine figure presenting fem. it's not regression but he's convinced it is bc he has fucking issues. he can separate out disguising himself as a woman as playing a part, but wanting to dress more femme himself sometimes - wanting to look like a boy dressing as a girl? oh that must mean something is wrong with him. he's going to repress this urge really, really hard every time it comes up. and if he snaps at kon for looking like a boy dressing as a girl one day (he's jealous. he can't admit it. he envies that shy delight on kon's face when bart compliments his dress. he knows kon is still exploring and feels tentative and fragile about it. why can't he do that? he just can't. and then kon asks why he's so tense and if he's okay, and a cutting comment he doesn't actually mean slips out...) oops!!!

(of course it gets talked out and resolved. cassie might threaten to throw him off a building if he doesn't admit what's actually bothering him, but they work it out.) but anyway that's beside the point. the point is i really like transmasc tim who isn't as binary about his gender as he has convinced himself he is. and it gives him Problems and Fucking Issues. he needs more problems and fucking issues