#Being an idiot

[tentimesthecourage]

Wild, texting: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Rinku: Go the fuck to sleep Wild: What gif I don't want to? Rinku: -proceeds to throw one of his pillows at him-

[ian-bean-92]

Roadtripping pics

So I went roadtripping through GA, NC, SC, VA, MD, & TN so here's my state line pics :D

MD didn't have a welcome center???

NC's was closed :/

I also got to see the big pencil and salute the navy as well as see fucking GREEN DAY (my inner child can die happy now)

I also have some pictures from the Georgia aquarium, but i need to finish those up before i share :)

[snake-and-goat]

I tried baking

(the ones blurred in white are me, someone else took those screenshots and blurred my name just in case)

[batwynn]

Playing the game: are my business card and logo files completely gone, does the search option on my computer suck more than ever, or did I name them something like ‘ahfoslfk.final’?

[generic-whumperz]

Current status: perusing all the dumbshit thought-vomit powered by a single brain cell posts I have saved in my drafts knowing I’ll never post them, but also knowing I can’t bring myself to delete them for some fiendish reason

[that-one-scared-gay]

i freaking knew what was gonna happen and i was still so stressed holy shit ashton

[rdh94]

First wank of 2025! Let’s gooooo

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.

[youdontknowwheretogofromhere]

Tuesday, September 14, 2024 9:58

so, hi guys

i wasn’t gonna write anything today but i started thinking about my bf and got pissed off

on the toilet rn

so, I’m sorry i guess, i misremembered the conversation that upset me. but it pissed me off just thinking about it so i looked up the actual convo and this is what was said verbatim

(context: he told me he liked to romantically while we were flirting or something)

him: nooo i literally have romantic feelings for you so much

me: yesss i super super like you romantically

him: but like i really do, i wanna be with you

me: i thought we were already together (◎_◎;)

him: well not officially are we? i feel like if we were official we'd text more

you know now that i read this i feel a little dumb. I’m still mad tho cuz then when does it become official???? idk this is my first relationship and i thought “taking it slow” was code for a casual relationship but maybe I’m just a fucking idiot

anyways I’m. not mad at him cuz he just sent me a really sweet message today so :)))))

also i had to go to school today and almost passed out in first period. i had the worst fucking nosebleed of my life when my mom drove me to school it was awful. i had the pull out this blood clot that was like as long as my finger out of my nose and it kept breaking so i couldn’t breath. then my nose stopped bleeding but because I’m sick, i still had to blow my nose and when i did a giant thumb-sized clot landed on my grey shirt and it left a stain all day

it sucked. anyways, i’ve been sad the last couple of days because no one is picking up my calls

i only call 4 people, my mom, my sister, my brother, and my boyfriend. my brother never picks up anyway so idc about that. but i call my sister all the time and i feel like she only ever talks to me to complain about her problems but never listens when i talk and it makes me sad sometimes. and i told her about it and she was like “oh, okay.” then like stopped responding when i was talking and it felt like she was mad and we haven’t spoken since even though i text her every day. and my bf skipped our weekly call( its weekly cuz im tired after school so we call on the weekend) I’m not mad at though cuz he just told me he has some things going on in his life(didn’t specify) and he was like “ we’ll definitely call this week or next week, i’ll never forget you, i promise. “ and my heart was so warm. idk but it was very romantic to me

okay i have nothing else to complain about

maybe i’ll talk about good things. maybe if i feel happier. i’ve kind of been in a kind of miserable rut but like i don’t really give a shit. like I’m sad but it’s all in the background so i can laugh all the time and shit but be really

omg i got out of the bathroom and forgot i was writing this for like 20 minutes. i started eating a cooking. it’s now that good cuz it’s like bittersweet chocolate instead of just milk but

anyways, i love you. i will always love you. i hope you love me too

(ive played the game like 8 times and have never been to boom town lol”

10:35 pm

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[irithind]

[lxboratorii]

and they say wine is romantic

[mega-delicatelysuperbcollector]

ALL IN A DAY

Idiots who make themselves so, Have only so far they can go…. Another day Is tomorrow, hooray, A brand new day to behold! – Jonathan Caswell

[incorrect-transpirings]

Regulus: [doing anxious things with his hands]

James: [getting visibly flustered]

Regulus: ???? are you having Gay Thoughts about my anxiety stims???

James: ….. maybe

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually