#Bathroom Store

[foldingfittedsheets]

There’s two bathrooms in my store. One of them is for customers and is just a generously sized room.

The other bathroom is for employees only. It is full of the things you’d expect in a non customer facing bathroom. A shelf unit, cleaning supplies, toilet paper, a mop bucket, the usual. It also has one thing you’d never expect in a bathroom: A yawning void overhead with a rusty iron ladder that ascends upward into pitch blackness.

It’s a bit unsettling the first few times but eventually we all get used to it or we just use the customer bathroom. But the other day an HVAC guy came in and needed access to that ladder as it goes up to the roof. He was in and out the door for over an hour.

I was holding it because we had customers in the store and I didn’t want to poop and hog the only available bathroom. I absorbed myself in my book for a while as the pressure grew in my bowels. I started to sweat. I heard the door ding. I looked up and realized the HVAC guy was finally gone.

I jumped up and darted into the bathroom, locking it with satisfaction. If he needed to come back in he’d have to wait until I got out.

I had a nice poop.

I washed my hands and popped out of the bathroom. My coworker was power walking to me as if I were mortally wounded. She grabbed my arms and urgently whispered, “Were you just in the employee bathroom? Hes still up there!!!”

“No, the guy left-“

At that moment there was a clank up in the ceiling and we both slowly looked up in mutual horror.

“He’s still up there,” I said.

She nodded.

“I- I saw him leave… I swear I saw him leave…”

She shook her head and then we both simultaneously broke down in hysterical laughter, imagining the poor unsuspecting HVAC guy descending a ladder only to discover a pooping employee.

[dykephan]

we're cooked

[rose-of-the-valley]

Screencapped the HoL 1st floor map from my PC so it's actually readable!

[blackberry-s0da]

Some screenshots I took cuz this game is so easily pretty

[transwaterbender]

Got these new shorts yesterday :p

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

[grubloved]

[conceptofjoy]

i still stand by my opinion that alpha dave should be bro’s older brother by 15 years

[travelingtwentysomething]

Come to me for all your problems, I give good advice 🌝

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was looking for someone in a large store. I ended up in the bathroom and asked a guy who was in there if he could help me. I told him the person’s name, and he left, only to return a few minutes later to inform me the person I was looking for was in the library. I said, “Of course he’s in the library!” and about 10 seconds later I woke up. I don’t think they wanted me to find them.

[perpetuallypottytraining]

A little in training pants who promises they won't go potty in their pants, but they get caught up in looking at the toy aisle at Target. The only way they know what's happening is their big saying "oh look at you :(" while running over as they get overwhelmed with an uh-oh feeling. Now they gotta go change, and that's strike one on big-boy/girl pants.

oh no!! poor little, it's not their fault that there are such interesting toys in Target! there's just so many interesting toys nowadays, with new, interesting gimmicks and features!! or even just extraordinarily soft stuffies!! there's just so many toys that can distract a little for a bit too long...

luckily for their cg, whether or not they have a diaper bag with a change of clothes, they're in a Target! at most Targets I've been to, the pharmacy and the accompanying family bathroom/extra large single toilet bathroom, tend to be not too far from the toy aisle!

sure, they'll have to pass by a pharmacist to get to the bathroom, but a good CG knows that it's important to get things cleaned up right away - their little can wait a moment while they tell the pharmacy tech that there's been a "little spill" in the toy aisle! ... even if that person has to then radio a custodian to get to the spill

and if the CG has a change of clothes, then it's smooth sailing, as the accompanying sink makes clean-ups a lot faster! but if the CG has to make a quick run around the store to pick up any necessary clothes, maybe even some protection for their leaky little, I'm sure that the little can wait patiently for CG's special knock to open the door again

and if they're too little and teary-eyed to wait by themselves, well, it's not the end of the world if they have to hide their face in their CG's shoulder as they walk around the store with a tell-tale stain on their legs until they get to the check out...

[pancake-kat]

GUESS WHOS NINJAGO HYPERFIXATION CAME BACK

[quillkiller]

rita skeeter & womanhood

anyone else ever think about rita skeeters fucked up relationship with femininity and womanhood as if it’s a costume she wears but it just doesn’t fit quite right :/

[icewindandboringhorror]

Balloon animal style erasers apparently?? Which are a very interesting texture, and surprisingly do actually erase pencil

[soup-bender]

Anybody also eternally in love with her like a lot

Thinking about that one guy in charge of naming the yarn spool colours that named them "rain in a graveyard" and "lost in the sands of time" and "army of the dead" and yeah thats her skintone palette

like you can't tell me thats not Her

[bugmistake]

theres a goth store i like but every time i go in there im so scared they're gonna chase me out with hammers for some reason. the person who's always at the counter is literally nice. i just always feel like a doofus goin in there