My previous post just gave me a newly established 22!SKK headcanon that Dazai hardly maintains his looks and wakes up flawless, even though he uses the same 5-in-1 lather shampoo concrete mix that should feel like your hair has turned into straw while your skin becomes tacky for some reason.
Still, his hair feels silky after blow drying, with extra volume and fluff, and his skin is soft after each wash, which irks Chuuya.
Don’t get him wrong, Chuuya loves him, but what??? What is happening??? What is Dazai’s secret??
Chuuya douses himself in costly shampoo and conditioner but has to work to keep up with his high maintenance with full-on individual bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and face wash/cleansers. He can’t eat a piece of chocolate-covered almonds without waking up with acne the following day.
So, is Dazai’s 5-in-1 magic? If Chuuya uses it, will it work on him? The curiosity eats at him. He needs to know.
So, Chuuya tries Dazai’s 5-in-1 lather rinse the next time he showers to see what’s the big deal and IMMEDIATELY tosses it in the trash with an obscene amount of curses. Nope.
His hair knotted, his skin became tacky, and he hated its smell. It had a chemical scent with a mix of flowers that nearly gagged Chuuya with its strength.
Chuuya had to wash his hair in his products twice to remove whatever damage the 5-in-1 did, and Chuuya could hear Dazai giggling from the other side of the door at his colorful language belittling the dumb invention.
When Chuuya steps out of his shower, Dazai can’t help himself in the throes of giggling to say, “It didn’t do anything to you, Chuuya.”
Chuuya can only growl at him and reprimand Dazai. He never wants to see that disgusting product back in his apartment and tells Dazai to find something else instead. With a huff, Chuuya walks away.
Dazai can only smirk at his partner’s sulky behavior, his eyes glinting in mischief. He’s definitely going to bring it back, and who knows, maybe he’ll fill one of Chuuya’s bottles with it, too. He’ll do anything to rile his petite lover once again.
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NEW HAZBIN HOTEL COSMETICS AND BATH SUPPLIES
So I am obsessed with bath bombs and products and nothing made me more happy then to find out my favorite seller is making Hazbin hotel and helluva boss bath bombs, lotions, soaps, and candles and eyeshadow palettle. GUYS I HIGHLY recommended to check out Bathin Nerdy and check out her products. I’ll leave a link to her website
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so excited for the bridgerton bath and body exclusives like what scents are we getting !! fresh linens? countryside air with wildflowers and bees??Kate’s natural aroma in a perfume or body mist?? bachelor pad dwellings and ball sweat??? the scent of diamonds and desperate mothers hungry for a matchmaking extravaganza??? the smell of lady danbury’s staining on her wooden cane?? the powder of the queens wigs???? the possibilities are endless !!!!
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guys from bands if they were bath and body works fragrances. btw. if you even care. /ref
ryan ross: sweet pea (described as a “super-cheerful blend of sweet pea, watery pear and luscious raspberry” on bath and body works dot com)
pete wentz: winter candy apple (“sweet blend of candied apples, crisp pears and oranges”)
william beckett: strawberry pound cake (“sweet, airy blend of fresh strawberries, golden shortcake and whipped cream”)
mikey way: whipped berry meringue (“fresh berries, whipped sugar and fluffy vanilla”)
trent reznor: sapphire moon (“sparkling pear, sheer freesia and moonlit musk”)
gabe saporta: watermelon lemonade (“watermelon ice, sparkling water and sugared lemon”)
frank iero: japanese cherry blossom (“a sensual blend of crystallized amber kissed with raspberry champagne”)
okay that’s all for now. ask for a part 2 and throw in any band guys (or other people) you’d like to see love you bye
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9/15/24
Took a vapor bath and drank drank some tough mother tea.
Reasons to stay focused and continue my weight loss journey:
So a regular bath towel fits around my body after a bath
So the next time I go to a fancy spa, the robe fits around me properly.
Cheap thrifted clothes at any thrift store. All the fun clothes I have had to pass up over the years because nothing would fit.
Casual, relaxed elegant looks, even in shorts
Everything looks better
So need to pull at my shirt to make sure it isn't clinging to my belly.
Easier everything. More smiles from people
No need to hyperfeminize.
Less comsumption- better for the planet
More time to relax or do projects
Less food noise
No one will look at me when I am eating
Less judgement from people and from myself
Better coverage in bathtubs; more baths
Better fit in airplanes
Able to squeeze by people without banging my belly into them
Just some random things I was thinking about in the bath.
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